dream* romance

Take a look at the wonderful dreams I have had over the years

Guardian Hero: Now it's my turn to speak, so don't interrupt.

Mists of Chaos and Darkness: Got it, we know the rules.

Petrel Pig: OK

Congratulations: +1

Guardian Hero: I had a very, very strange dream last night, dreaming that I became a big devil.And it's not just an ordinary big devil, but a very powerful black wizard who becomes a big devil after doing bad things.

Guardian Hero: Do ​​you think it's strange, actually I think so too.In the dream, I was sitting on the tall mage tower, leading countless armies to invade other planes.

Guardian Heroes: Whenever this time comes, heroes from those planes will pop up and want me to leave their world.They braved the artillery fire, paid countless sacrifices, broke through the defense of my army with untold hardships, and came to me in ragged clothes.

Guardian Hero: As a dark wizard, I just smiled, took out a giant sword that was taller than the mage tower from my sleeve, and stabbed it directly.Those heroes didn't even have time to scream, and they were already wiped out.

Guardian Heroes: Huh, after eliminating these heroes, my army started to set off again and gradually occupied the whole world.Before I could get drunk and lie on the lap of the beauty, I realized that I had woken up, and I was still facing the cruel truth.

Haiyan Xiaozhu: You are indeed a dream, the black wizard is still attacking with a huge sword.Such a disharmonious picture can only be done in a dream.

The fog of chaos and darkness: @GuardianHeroes Why is your dream so short and ended so quickly?

Guardian Hero: What's so strange, aren't dreams short and long?Sometimes in my dreams, I haven't even finished writing a word in the dream, and I have slept for more than ten hours.

The fog of chaos and darkness: I don't mean that, I just feel that the dream has no beginning and no end, and it can't just end like this.

Guardian Hero: Then I have nothing to do, I just dreamed about these things.

Mists of chaos and darkness: Alas!

Guardian Hero: Don't sigh, there's nothing you can do about it.

The fog of chaos and darkness: I understand, but I am a little unwilling.

Haiyan Xiaozhu: Upstairs, why don't you tell me about your dream, let's see if it has a beginning and an end?

Mist of Chaos and Darkness: It probably doesn't seem to exist either!

Haiyan Little Pig: Hahahahahaha

Guardian Hero: Grinning.jpg

Wishing: Speechless.jpg

The fog of chaos and darkness: Heck, let me talk about my dream.

Congratulations: come on

The Mist of Chaos and Darkness: Hmmmm.jpg

The fog of chaos and darkness: In the first scene of the dream, I fell from the sky in a daze and fell into the cold sea water.The sea water that made me feel cold and biting flowed down my nostrils, ears, and mouth into my body, and I woke up from the terrible stupor immediately.

Chaotic and dark fog: I looked at the dark clouds in the sky in the sea, thinking about where this place was in my heart, and at the same time struggled to maintain my balance and swim towards the sea.At that time, I knew that although I could swim, I could not simply be drowned.However, if I stay in the sea all the time, I will definitely lose that life.

The fog of chaos and darkness: My swimming skills are really good. After taking off all my clothes, I only left a pair of trousers to reduce the burden on my whole body.But in 15 minutes, I swam from the sea to the shore.

Chaos and dark mist: just touched the coast, I really want to lie on that white sand and never get up again.But I know in my heart that after strenuous exercise, I must take a walk.

Chaotic and dark fog: Therefore, I resisted the exhaustion in my body and walked on the beach for a few minutes. After I felt my body relieved to a certain extent, I lay down on the beach.

The fog of chaos and darkness: When I was about to rest, I wore that wet pair of trousers and walked step by step towards the coast, the port that was still lit.

The fog of chaos and darkness: The me in the dream was in the port, and I was very lucky to meet a little gangster who was alone.Then, my eyes lit up, and I robbed this little bastard directly.Not only did he take off his whole body, except for a pair of underpants, but he even cleaned up the strange currency that I didn't have any impression of.

The fog of chaos and darkness: I got money and changed clothes.Without further ado, I took the money to a clothing store near the port and bought two sets of clothes, shoes and socks from head to toe.Although they are all cheap goods, they may be damaged after wearing them for a few days, but I am very satisfied.

The fog of chaos and darkness: At this time, I carried out my third step of the plan, which was to find a bathhouse to take a bath.I just got up from the sea, and I feel very uncomfortable. How can I not take a bath.

Chaotic and dark fog: I was in the bathhouse, after I had just taken a shower and changed into new clothes, I was called into trouble.That person is none other than the little bastard who was robbed by me.There are several people around him, all of them are tall and big, with fierce expressions, and they are not easy to mess with at first glance.

The fog of chaos and darkness: I panicked at the time, picked up another set of new clothes, and the coins that hadn't been used up, and ran out of the bathhouse.Behind me, those people who didn't look like ordinary gangsters, but people from the underworld followed closely behind, as if they wanted to tear me into pieces.

Mist of Chaos and Darkness: If I had known that it was just a robbing of a bastard's clothes and money, I would have incurred such revenge, and I would have done it anyway.Because in the dream, I can't accept the disheveled or sloppy appearance.

The fog of chaos and darkness: Those burly men and I chased and fled for two or three hours.During this period, I also used the money I got from the gangsters to buy a little food and water to replenish various nutrients in my body.Otherwise, I don't know if I can stick to it.

Mist of Chaos and Darkness: Maybe it's because I'm running too hard, or maybe it's because those people have something to leave.So in the end, I finally got rid of the pursuit of those burly men.While I was relieved, I was also worried about my future.I can't always rob punks and be a vermin who walks on the edge of the law!

Mist of Chaos and Darkness: After days of looking for a job, I ended up with nothing.Because in this seaside city with a port, there is still order on the surface.A person without identification, don't expect to find any tight job.If you go to be a gangster or join some underworld, then there is no problem.

The fog of chaos and darkness: In the dream, I am essentially a decent person, how could I join the underworld?So I am committed to finding a serious job, even if it is carrying dishes and washing dishes, there is no problem.

Seeing this, Zhu Xi burst out laughing.The first thing to do when you get up from the sea is to rob the little bastard to buy clothes and take a bath.Can such a person really be called decent?

Looking at the computer chat group, the chaotic and dark mist typed out another line of words.He blinked slightly, and looked over with interest.

The fog of chaos and darkness: I hid for several days, but was found by that little bastard.He surrounded me with a group of people, who wanted to play a game of betting with me.If I win, this matter will be written off.If I lose, he will have a boulder tied to me and sink me into the sea.

Mist of Chaos and Darkness: I found myself surrounded by people and had a hard time breaking out.I thought about it, and finally agreed, and played games with that little gangster who knew that his background was quite difficult even though he was a gangster.

Mist of Chaos and Darkness: The game we play, you must be quite familiar with, its name is Golden Flower.That's right, you don't have dizziness, you just turn golden flowers.As for why, I thought about it after waking up, probably I only know this kind of game that is said to be gambling, but it is better than entertainment!

Seeing this, Zhu Xi couldn't help laughing again.The game of Gambling Game is actually such a small thing as turning golden flowers, it really makes people don't know how to evaluate it.

The fog of chaos and darkness: I naturally won this game.That little bastard, no matter how unwilling he was, left very politely.But before leaving, he winked, not knowing what it meant.

The fog of chaos and darkness: After that little bastard left my sight, I understood what was the reason for his wink?Although that little bastard won't kill me, he still wants those burly men to beat me up.

The Mists of Chaos and Darkness: Who Am I?Even in a dream, how could he be caught without a fight?So, I got into a fight with those dozen or so burly men, punching to the flesh and bleeding from every stroke.About half an hour later, we all lay dead, which made the business of the bar, which was originally a relatively good business, even better.I don't know how many people can come to watch the fun and point at us.

The fog of chaos and darkness: After resting for more than ten minutes, the dozen or so burly men put down their harsh words and limped away.I wiped the blood from the corner of my mouth, spat fiercely in my eyes, and prepared to leave this bar and go to a hospital without a business license.I dare not go to an orthodox hospital, but you need ID.

Fog of chaos and darkness: Just as I was about to leave through the crowd, the owner of this bar suddenly left me.He was an old man, with gray hair and strong muscles.When he was young, he must have been an extraordinary figure.

Fog of Chaos and Darkness: The owner of the bar told me that because of some recent events in the city, a guy in the bar stole the owner's money and ran away.He needs a bartender now, a bartender who can be very punchy but not cruel.Why can't you be cruel, the bar owner also said.He was afraid that some people would take advantage of others and stab him in the back.

Chaotic and dark fog: I didn't want to agree, because the bar has never been peaceful.More importantly, this is the gathering place for those gangsters, and even drug trafficking is not uncommon.But the bar owner made an offer I couldn't refuse.Not only the money to live on, but also a very real identity certificate.

Chaotic and dark fog: The law and order in this city is very bad, gangsters are rampant, punks are everywhere, and more than a dozen people die every day.But this city is also orderly, at least on the surface.For a black household, being able to have a set of identity certificates can save a lot of trouble.

Mist of chaos and darkness: In this bar, it's really terrible.But the owner of the bar is not bad, he includes food, lodging and drinks.And my task is also very simple. On the surface, I am the guy of this bar, but in fact I am the protector of the bar owner.In just a few months, to save the bar owner's life, the task can be perfectly completed.

Mists of Chaotic Darkness: Once I became the Barkeep's protector, I knew I was being tricked by the Barkeep.Because instead of someone trying to mess with the bar owner, as I thought, someone wanted to kill him.The most frustrating thing is that there were not just one or two people who killed him, but many.It is said that he is a large-scale gangster in the city, and he will never allow the bar owner to live like this, hindering his way of getting rich.

The fog of chaos and darkness: By the time I knew this, it was already too late. I had already entered this muddy water on my own initiative, and I would never be able to get out.Unless he betrayed the bar owner now, he didn't even want his ID card, he didn't even want the promised money, and he just fled from here.

The Mists of Chaos and Darkness: Who Am I?A gentleman makes a promise, and four horses are hard to chase.What I have promised on my own initiative, no matter how hard it is, I have to do it.Therefore, I had no choice but to hold back my anger and continue to protect the bar owner with his thick skin, which is not guilty at all.

Zhu Zi stared at the computer screen, thoughtful.Wouldn't the chaotic and dark fog in the dream just fall into darkness and never appear under the light again?

The fog of chaos and darkness: The members of the big gangster are very rich, not only have money, cars, but also knives and guns.Using such a weapon to kill a person must be invincible under normal circumstances.But they were unlucky one by one, and they met me who was cheating.

Fog of Chaos and Darkness: When I saw the guns and daggers, I did panic.But I endured it and used my ability to tie up those gang members.It is also very honorable to confiscate the other party's trophies, a small part is kept for self-defense, and most of them are sold by the bar owner in exchange for money for my life.

The fog of chaos and darkness: As for the gang members caught by me, I didn't kill them, nor did I release them uselessly. Instead, I just stuffed them into the car and sent them to the police station.As I said before, although this city is secretly very chaotic and rotten.But on the surface, he still has a certain order.Handing it over to the police station is, in my opinion, the right thing to do.

Zhu Zi shrugged his shoulders and smiled a little funny.However, he thought in his heart that the chaotic and dark mist did the right thing.No matter what happens, call the police.

Fog of chaos and darkness: In this city, the reason why gangsters are so strong is that the police department is very weak.Because some villains are very smart, and their IQ is very close to that of Einstein, those people in the police station can't hold it at all.However, if criminals take the initiative to send them to their door, they will still deal with it.The sentencing of the sentence, the execution of the execution, moved very fast.I'm afraid that those gang members will be overwhelmed, and they will launch prison robbery activities in batches.

Fog of Chaos and Darkness: I was also very relieved to find that the city's police department handled it well.Whenever they caught someone who came over to kill the bar owner, they would be caught and sent to the police station.In fact, at this time, the bar owner hesitated to speak, with the corners of his mouth twitching, but I still insisted.

The fog of chaos and darkness: Soon, a certain big shot in the city took action to revitalize the entire city.Those malignant tumors of gangsters must disappear in a hurry.At the same time, the owner of the bar was also notified, and became the subordinate of the big man's subordinate, and had a legitimate backstage.

A fog of chaos and darkness: Big shots rise, gangsters fall, and bar owners find themselves back.So at this point, the bar owner is safe and sound.He kept my promise, and not only gave me a fortune, but an official identity in the city.

Mist of Chaos and Darkness: Said the bar owner to me before telling me to leave this bar.The two of us will never be the same person, because I don't think it is very tuneful, but we have always insisted on justice in our hearts.If it were someone else, they would have killed those punks instead of sending them to the police station.The underworld and the white way, the ways are different and do not conspire with each other.The world's affairs should be solved with the method of that world, instead of crossing the world to find others to solve.

The fog of chaos and darkness: I was stunned when I heard the words of the bar owner.The bar owner said so, what is this?However, I didn't refute anything, and ran away with the money and ID.An experience like this, I never want to meet again in my life.

As soon as he saw the last sentence, Zhu Zi had a bad premonition in his heart.Does not the fog of chaos and darkness speak like this, raising a flag?Sure enough, the following paragraph made him laugh out loud.

The fog of chaos and darkness: the sky is unpredictable, and people have good fortune and misfortune.After getting the identity certificate, although I didn't have much education, I also found a small job and prepared to climb up slowly, eventually becoming the CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and reaching the pinnacle of life.Those bloody villains attacked the hotel where I was working.

Zhu Xiao laughed hahaha, quite gloating.This dream of chaotic and dark mist is really very laughable.

Chaotic and dark fog: It’s okay if it’s just an attack on the hotel, I just need to hide quietly in a hidden location and wait for the city’s police to deal with it.But those villains had something wrong with them, and they couldn't wait to kill people.Regardless of men, women, young or old, or women, children and children, it seemed that he didn't want to let him go.

The fog of chaos and darkness: When I think of the image of blood flowing into a river, I immediately become angry.To rob is to rob, and it is wrong to hurt people.What if I hurt myself?

Mist of Chaos and Darkness: So before I could react, I went to fight them.Don't forget that I also have a gun, a bullet, and a dagger in my hand.Although it is somewhat difficult to deal with these villains, it is not impossible.

Fog of Chaos and Darkness: After a few minutes, all the villains were caught by me.At this time, the police also came.When they saw the villains who had been tied up, they all looked a little confused.However, they still dutifully arrested the villains.

The fog of chaos and darkness: At this time, I have also been exposed to people.After all, I subdued those villains in full view.Those policemen were very satisfied with my performance and wanted to invite me into the police station to become an honorable policeman and fight criminals.

Mist of Chaos and Darkness: I didn't want to agree because I wanted to live a normal life as an ordinary person.Whether it is a criminal or a policeman who specializes in fighting criminals, it is a high-risk industry.However, I looked at the thoughtful eyes of the hotel owner, and finally agreed.If I continue to stay here, I'm afraid I won't be able to be a normal person anymore.

The fog of chaos and darkness: The days when I officially became a policeman in this city really made me very, very helpless.No wonder the police in this city are so weak. In addition to their low level of strength, the number of them is also too small.On the contrary, there are too many criminals in this city to count.

The Fog of Chaos and Darkness: When I dreamed of doing this, I originally wanted to dedicate my life to the profession of police.When you are old, change jobs, be a politician with a lot of poo, and enjoy a good life.However, just when I made great contributions and was about to get promoted and raise my salary, I suddenly woke up.

Wake up from the dream, and the story is over.Zhu Tiao smiled lightly, typed a line, and quickly sent it out.

Zhu Zhu: On the possibility of a black household becoming a policeman.

Haiyan Little Pig: A police officer who struggles.

Guardian Heroes: Be a Policeman, Not a Gangster/Society

Lei Lei is healthier: Hahahaha

A group of friends appeared one by one, teasing this dream about Chaoshui Donglai, one of the diving party members, and suddenly spoke.

Chaoshuidonglai: Are you discussing dreams here?Then I will say one too.

I wish: The upstairs is finally bubbling, welcome.

Guardian Hero: Is the upstairs also talking about dreams?Expect.

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After each group friend typed a line of words to express their welcome to Chaoshui Donglai, Chaoshui Donglai sent a line of words again.

Chaoshuidonglai: I don’t know when, anyway, one day I had a dream, dreaming that I turned into an orange cat.It is the kind of ten orange cats, nine fat, and one very fat orange cat.

Orange cat, Zhu Xi couldn't help but smile knowingly when he saw these two words.This kind of cat is a native cat in China and can be seen in many places.They're super cute, chubby and cute too.

In his home, there was an orange cat when he was a child.He is very good at catching mice, and he is also super cute.Unlike other orange cats, that orange cat is not fat, but a little fleshy, which is very comfortable to touch.

Thinking about it now, I feel very nostalgic.Now his family doesn't have a cat anymore, and he doesn't know where to catch a cat.As a result, there were a lot of mice in the households that had no mice at all.Each one's teeth are particularly sharp, and they have bitten a lot of things, which really makes people gnash their teeth.

Sighing and shaking his head, Zhu Tiao suddenly heard a cat meowing outside.He wanted to bring the cat to his home, but he knew in his heart that it was impossible.After he walked out of the room, the cat would be frightened and run away until it was out of his sight.

Oops, does this reveal something?Well, he did try before.However, it didn't work out.That cat is very special and arrogant, it seems that he can only look at the back of that cat forever.

Chaoshuidonglai: In the dream, I was a very pure orange cat.Although I am dreaming, I still do not have the consciousness of being a person in the dream.The orange cat eats and drinks every day, and the longer it grows, the fatter it gets, and the belly is exposed.

The tide comes from the east: Maybe it’s because of my subconscious mind, I don’t like eating cat food.I don't eat anything but human food.In fact, I also don't understand why cats eat cat food?It's not that I haven't raised orange cats, it's good to eat the same things as humans.The orange cats raised in this way are much better than those carefully raised orange cats.Even the life expectancy is much better than that of pet cats.

The tide is coming: Don't think I'm talking nonsense, my personal experience tells me that it is the case.Who of you here has a cat, feed the cat more fish, as for the cat food, just eat a little less.Of course, if you do not accept this opinion, I will not object.

After reading this passage, I think of the orange cat that my family used to raise.At that time, I don’t know if there was such a thing as cat food?Anyway, the orange cat in his family never ate cat food until he died.

He still remembers now that the orange cat he raised at home when he was a child had appeared by his side as long as he could remember.Later, I gave it to someone when I was in junior high school, and he went to see it when I was a sophomore in high school, and he looked very special.As for later, he didn't go to see it.Because the third year of high school is too busy, where is the time?

Now that I think about it, I can roughly guess that the orange cat I raised at home lived at least 16 years.I don't know if such an age is considered a long life among all kinds of cats.

The tide is coming: After becoming an orange cat, I still like sports.Running around on blankets every day will not make myself too fat.The person who adopted me, for the first few months, was still trying to make me eat cat food and lose weight.But later, they gave up this idea and let me eat with them.

The tide is coming: I once looked in the mirror and found that I was very cute.The round body really makes people can't help but touch it again and again.Maybe that's why, the young girl from that family hugged me while playing live broadcast.

Chaoshuidonglai: Then I don’t know what happened, I became an Internet celebrity.Whenever I show up, gifts will appear one by one on the computer, and they will be smashed down crazily.

The tide is coming: With money, life will be easier for that young girl.They offered me a lot of snacks every day, making me fatter and fatter, and spread out into a cat cake.

The tide comes from the east: After enjoying a happy life as a cat, I woke up from the dream.I am very fortunate that in the dream, I was adopted by a family.Otherwise, I will become a wild cat, and I don't know if I can survive successfully.

As soon as the voice fell, chat records popped up one by one.But after a while, the chat history at the bottom was changed all over again.Everyone is discussing orange cats, what is so cute about them?

Zhu Zi looked at the pictures of orange cats posted in the chat group, and saved them as a favorite with the click of the mouse.His heart was pounding because he thought these orange cats were really cute.

Suddenly, he had an idea.Maybe he can buy another orange cat and keep it at home.Not to mention whether it can catch mice or not, just looking at it makes people feel happy.

Thinking so, I wished to do just that.After talking to his group of friends, he turned off the computer and walked out of the house with a passport.

The author has something to say:

Dreamland: ...don't abandon me, I can still rescue you.

Zhu Yu: Now the orange cat is the biggest, who cares what the dream is?

Dreamland: Could it be that this is the end for me?

Wish: of course

Dreamland: crying.jpg

Fairies, I'm so sorry, it's about to end here.

Originally, this article was to generate electricity for love, and it was too busy during the Spring Festival, so I couldn't update it normally.

During this period, everyone must have felt it.Therefore, I spent one night writing an ending, which can be regarded as an explanation to the little fairies.

Thank you, Little Fairy Zhiyuan, for the nutrient solution, okay?

Thank you for watering this book with nutrient solution, throwing landmines, and writing a lot of lovely little fairies, I love you.