[Comprehensive] God of Destiny

1. Animagus & Flat Chest Control (Time Lock: Merlin, the Wizard God)

As the god of magic, how could Xia Muge not have Animagus?

He just felt ashamed of his Animagus.

Animagus is closely related to personal attributes. Since he is not only a time traveler, but also a god, no matter how you look at it, he should be the mighty and domineering Eastern Dragon.

but……

Xia Muge's little rabbit gnawed on the beef jerky, deeply depressed.

A palm-sized white rabbit with soft fur, short legs, a pink mouth and long ears.No matter how you look at it, it's cute, no matter how you look at it, it's harmless to humans and animals.

"It's so cute, you actually eat beef jerky." A big-breasted blond girl picked up Er Muzi, who was sitting on a bench, and came to kill him.

"Rabbits can't eat beef jerky." There was a tall man next to the blond girl, staring at Xia Muge buried in his chest with a look of jealousy.

Xia Muge: "..." Let go of labor and capital, labor and capital will suffocate to death!

That's why he hates women with big breasts. It's better to have flat breasts, and he won't be able to suffocate them.What kind of soft touch he didn't feel at all...

Xia Muge kicked the woman hard and jumped away.

He will never be a bunny again!

Pinellia: "Come on, the rabbit is so cute, this is a hot spot... Poof!"

Tuji Ermuzi successfully caused [-] points of damage to the director.

2. Negative value of flirting skill (time lock: blackened elder)

"Caius, are you going out hunting together?" Yasinodora was wearing her favorite long dress and leaned close to Xia Muge. She didn't know whether it was intentional or not, her hair rubbed against Xia Muge's face.

Xia Muge raised his head from a pile of parchment: "Huh?"

"Hunting?" repeated Arsinodora.

"Why, didn't I propose to keep a few people in captivity so that we don't have to go out to find those unclean humans?" Xia Muge felt that he was too lazy to move a finger.

"Uh..." Yasinodora was rendered speechless by his words.

Xia Muge rang the bell next to it, and two people came in, both of them were human: "Here, I've been brainwashed, you can eat slowly by yourself."

Asinodora blushed from holding back, why don't you be lonely!

Pinellia: "Wait a second, why didn't you follow the script! What about your high EQ?"

Xia Muge glanced at it: "Eat."

3. Foodie's War (Time Lock: Vengeful Dark Lord)

Xia Suifeng raised his legs and said slowly, "I'm your father...fuck you! Don't compete with me for food."

How could Xia Muge have the patience to listen to Xia Suifeng's beeps, and when he saw the food nearby, he didn't say anything.

"Kakaka! Er Muzi, did you hear that, Kaka! It's not allowed to eat, the crew has no funds! That's my dinner!" Banxia Jun looked horrified, "Xia Suifeng, stop him A little."

Xia Suifeng's face was deep: "The director is right, that's my dinner."

Pinellia: "..."

The three of them looked at each other and buried their heads in hard work.

Xia Suifeng grabbed the cake with his hands: "Can you two let me, an old man!"

With fudge stuffed in its mouth, Pinellia fungus grabbed the cake with Xia Suifeng with one hand, and stopped Xia Muge with the other hand: "Respect the old and love the young, do you understand?"

"Director, are you not losing weight?" Xia Muge struggled.

"Only when you are full will you have the strength to lose weight." Pinellia groaned.

Mr. Rose, who watched everything, said, "Tsk, sooner or later you will get diabetes."

Jane scratched the bricks: "There is no money to eat, the director remembers to pay wages."

4. About wages

Pinellia: "Come, come, pay, one dime per person."

Chu Xuan looked at the dime and threw it away.

"I'm hungry... No, I'm hungry." Xia Muge stood up.

Xia Suifeng also acts as the director's assistant and picks his nails: "Don't look at me."

"The crew is poor." Pinellia ate the soil leisurely.

Su Wentang threw a banknote in the face of a certain director: "No need to give change."

The next day—

"×× Daily": The director of a small crew in a certain place died suddenly because of being too excited.

UC Shock Department: Shock!A certain director was killed by money, is it the loss of morality or the annihilation of humanity.

"XX News": Experts say that we need to pay attention to cardiovascular and cerebrovascular health care.

The chief culprit, Su Wentang, the God of Wealth, faced a certain male partner: "Well, it's really incomprehensible that such a small amount of money would make him so excited that he died suddenly. It's only 100 billion."

A certain male partner surnamed Yue smiled all over his face: "Good job, I have long wanted to kill her."

Su Wentang: "...huh?"

5. About fear

A stupid director resurrected by Chu Xuan: "Come on, the salary is over, let's talk about fear." Write everything down in a small notebook.

Everyone's dead fish eyes: "..."

"Come on, Xingyun, you go first." Ban Xiajun began to roll the roll.

Xia Suifeng thought for two seconds: "My wife's frying pan."

"The red wolf and the big gray wolf?" They were written down in the notebook, "What about you?"

Xia Muge: "Nummy frying pan."

He really deserves to be his own father and son.

Chu Xuan stared: "..."

"Okay, okay, I know you don't."

Meow: "Meow." Mouse.

Pinellia dead fish eyes: "Oh."

Bidiu: "BIU!" Nothing to eat.

They are all foodies.

A certain male supporting role, Yue Changchun, replied: "Xia Suifeng."

Mr. Rose: "Harry Potter." He has killed him countless times, and it has become a psychological shadow.

Jane tilted her head to kill the stupid director: "Fire."

"Actually, that's not the point." Assistant director Xia Suifeng touched his chin, "Son, you're right."

Xia Muge snorted: "That's right, grandson."

Pinellia shuddered violently, and had a bad premonition, what happened?

Xia Muge knocked the bastard down and rolled up his sleeves: "Come on, Chu Xuan, vaccinate her!"

Banxia Fungus: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

#Hazy Needle Patient×1#

The next day—

"×× Daily": A director of a small film crew in a certain place died due to vaccination, and the sanitation of the hospital needs to be strengthened.

UC Shock Department: Shock!A certain director died of injection, is it the loss of morality or the annihilation of humanity.

"XX News": The Public Security Bureau has intervened in the death of a director by injection.

Pinellia fungus, who was revived by Chu Xuan's black technology for the second time, foamed at the mouth: "..." Soul soul soul soul...

Xia Suifeng covered his nose and poked the foaming salted fish: "Throw it away."

"Bury it." Xia Muge insisted that he would never agree with Xia Suifeng, "I was scared to death...how can people be so cowardly?"

6. Anatomy (Time Lock: Blackened Elder)

A certain director: "What university do you go to if you don't study anatomy?"

Xia Muge focused on sucking blood: "Oh."

"Human anatomy is my highest ideal." As soon as this sentence came out, a certain director's face was immediately covered with a mosaic.

Xia Muge wiped his mouth and threw the person who was sucked dry: "This person is dead, you can do an autopsy."

A certain director: "..." Your appearance makes me think that I am actually dissecting a garbage bag or a blood bag!

7. Bunny

Ye Danqing looked at "Harry Potter" on TV: "Suifeng, I heard you passed through Harry Potter?"

"Well, what's the matter." Xia Suifeng, the spoiled wife madman, had a doting look on his face.

"What is your Animagus?" Ye Danqing stared.

Xia Suifeng was unusually silent.

Xia Muge twitched the corners of his mouth, no way...

"Rabbit." Xia Suifeng finally spoke.

Sure enough?Animagus caused by personality inheritance are very similar...

Then Ye Danqing masturbated the rabbit all night.A rabbit is Er Muzi, and a rabbit is following the wind.

the next day--

Ye Shuimo saw two snoring rabbits stacked on top of each other (Ye Danqing fell asleep), screamed and jumped up: "Ahhhhhh! There are rabbits!"

Ye Danqing: "Brother, can you get off me? You weigh 150 pounds."

Ye Shuimo said, "I don't, it's a rabbit."

"It's enough for you to be afraid of rabbits." Although Ye Shuimo weighs 150 catties, but Ye Danqing is a standard female man, 150 catties is nothing, and 170 catties is fine for her.

The two rabbits were woken up by the scream, and when they looked up, a man (uncle and brother-in-law) was hugging their numb wife, which was absolutely unbearable.

Ye Shuimo screamed louder.

Ye Hua covered his face silently, Ye Zhang was afraid of cats because cats bit him and scratched him, but it was the first time he had seen his Gao Leng father afraid of rabbits.

Ye Qing put on a disgusted expression, it's better not to have this kind of son.Wasn't it just that a rabbit in estrus hugged his thigh and twitched a few times?Well, the damage to this cleanliness is quite serious.

8. Follow the script ([-]) (Time Lock: The Amnesiac God)

A certain director: "Lighting, cameramen prepare."

Xia Muge cut off the queen's head and was silent for a long time: "Charles! Let's play football!"

Charles: "Watt?!"

Pinellia: "Stop smoking!"

9. Follow the script ([-]) (time lock: cut Hei's elder brother)

A certain director: "Lighting, cameramen prepare."

Oulos held a fruit knife: "I just want to see the muscle movement..."

Xia Muge licked his lips: "Give me the knife, and I'll cut it for you."

(Mosaic of the following scenes)

Oulos raised his mosaic arm: "Oh, so it's like this..."

Xia Muge had a proud face: "Yes."

Pinellia fried hair: "Get out! Where's the line? It's not right! This cut."

10. Follow the script ([-]) (Time Lock: Cut Hei’s eldest brother)

A certain director: "Lighting, cameramen prepare."

Mamen made a pose: "Viewers in front of the TV, let me see your hands."

Metatron decisively steals the show: "Ant teeth are black, and ant teeth are red."

Mamen turned to a certain director: "Tell me, he steals the show, what are you going to do with it? If you can't handle it well, I'll make you into a fox fur coat."

Pinellia: "Hey...Metatron, you can't destroy the human design, what should I do?"

Metatron bowed his head: "Bold fox, why is there grass growing on his head?"

From holy angels to convulsive singers to Maoshan Taoist priests... Is schizophrenia still contagious?

Pinellia dead fish eye: "Bring Er Muzi here."

Xia Muge: "Oh, it's crossed, I'll fix it."

The author has something to say:

Happy Children's Day, well, it's still Children's Day here, nothing wrong.

Hey, I dissected a mouse yesterday and started to smoke.

But that should not be called a small white mouse, it should be called a big white mouse, without the tail length of 20cm...

The brain feels like a liver when sliced.

One group cut to a pregnant female mouse.Well, the guy I was working with cut the balls of the male rats we dissected four times.

Recently, I have devoted myself to stroking salted fish... Chemistry lectures, English performances, biology reports... Sure enough, I am still too slow.