Xia Muge came to this world standing up, and there was a priest from the Mediterranean in front of him.

He said instinctively, "Oh, Juliet, my lady, my wife."

Xia Muge finished talking by himself, and was almost disgusted. What kind of tone of a literary youth is this?But he suddenly found that these two people seemed to be very calm, as if they were used to this tone.

A hint of disgust crossed Juliet's face: "I'm not your wife."

So, what's going on here?Xia Muge smiled and nodded, greeted the priest, turned and left, pretending not to hear Juliet's roar of collapse.

"Oh, Juliet, where is your Romeo?" Xia Muge hummed.

Wait, isn't this really the world of Romeo and Juliet?Xia Muge turned around and looked at the scenery here, just like the scene at the end of the [-]th century.He straightened his clothes and recalled the body's name.

D□□eParis...

This Paris is not Paris, the capital of France, but a surname.Of course, as a surname, Xia Muge also knows one person, that is Earl Paris, a relative of the prince, who proposed to Juliet's father many times in "Romeo and Juliet", but was killed by a green hat and finally killed by a sword in love.

How miserable.

Xia Muge has already determined that this world is Romeo and Juliet, but why is it modern?Ahaha, Sherlock Holmes can run from the Victorian era to modern times, why can't Romeo and Juliet run from the Renaissance to modern times?To be fair.

Well, now that Juliet has come to find the priest alone, it is estimated that the time before the wedding is not short, and the sex with Romeo has already passed, and it seems that it is close to the end.

"Jane, find me a restaurant, I'm hungry." He decisively summoned the almighty little secretary Jane, and Xia Muge leaned on the co-pilot of the sports car, lazily putting his hands on the window.

Jane nodded, and stepped on the accelerator all of a sudden, Xia Muge, who was not wearing a seat belt, was almost thrown out.

Xia Muge grabbed the door and took a deep breath. What did Jane do? "Slow down."

"Yes." Jane stepped on the brakes, and Xia Muge just bowed her head and vomited.

Fuck, this body is seriously motion sick!Only then did he realize that it wasn't that Jane was driving too hard—he thought to himself, but that his body's reaction was too great.

Jane drove the car to the side, found a wet towel and wiped Xia Muge's mouth. Xia Muge's face turned blue, and she really wanted to complain about this body, why buy a sports car since motion sickness?

Xia Muge was knocked over by the car, and she burst into tears: "Jane, let's go back... Ugh—"

#Unfavorable start#

#Death before leaving school#

"I hate couples, I hate couples, I hate couples." Xia Muge murmured while pulling the petals.No one knows how his brain grows. According to common sense, it should be "hate it, don't hate it".

This is a villa belonging to the original owner. It is expensive and exclusive to local tyrants.Of course, this kind of local tyrant level is just a local turtle to Xia Muge.

After tearing off the last piece of rose, Xia Muge raised the stem: "I really hate couples."

Mr. Rose, who watched everything: "..." You are really awesome.

Jane turned a blind eye to it. In the days when Mr. Rose didn't exist, she and her brother helped Xia Muge burn many couples to death... Cough cough, sinners.She is now a master of barbecue, serving Xia Muge a medium-rare steak, pouring it full of overflowing black pepper juice, watching the oil sizzling on the plate, and putting the fork on the side: " Master, dinner is ready."

Xia Muge nodded, picked up the knife and fork and began to eat.

"Master, do you have any plans for the afternoon?"

"No... it seems that there is. The original owner and Juliet are planning to get married tomorrow." Xia Muge replied instinctively, but after thinking about it, she gave the opposite answer, "Jane, what do you want to ask?"

"...If the master gets motion sickness, walking is a good choice." Jane's face darkened for a moment, but then returned to her current calm.

Xia Muge pretended that he didn't see Jane's expression, why didn't he know that Jane liked him, but he just pretended that he didn't know if he didn't say it: "Juliet faked her death tonight, in fact it's the same whether you go or not, just pretend .”

Xia Muge always feels that Juliet's taste is not very good.Paris is higher than Romeo in terms of money and status-no matter which version.In this world, Romeo is like a punk, and Paris is a representative of outstanding young people.

Xia Muge really wanted to pull Jane to ask about women's aesthetics, but he knew that if Jane was asked this kind of question, she would definitely answer "Paris" in seconds, and whoever Xia Muge was called is now "Paris".

Tsk, although Xia Muge is a scumbag, he still treats his subordinates very well, and Jane feels a little embarrassed for doing this to him.

Xia Muge sighed, put away her curiosity, and began to concentrate on eating steak.

As for the fact that Juliet gave him a green hat... He really doesn't know love, but he does know possessiveness. From his appointment of He as the prince, we can see Xia Muge's shameful behavior of occupying a pit.So he doesn't like Romeo very much.No matter what, Xia Muge has nothing to say about this couple. Anyway, he will take revenge and go back. The most important thing now is to eat.

As for Juliet pretending to be dead, Xia Muge said that he likes to hear and see, the great and sad love between Romeo and Juliet... Anyway, he can't understand it.

Sitting in the helicopter, Xia Muge calmly picked up the radio: "Jane, tell Captain Prince that I saw the deported people come back."

Jane, who was on land, got her bearings and immediately dialed the phone number of Police Captain Prince.

"Go back." Xia Muge said.

The pilot of the helicopter, following the "I'm a deaf man" rule, was flying the plane in front.

Xia Muge didn't want others to know that he had been here before returning to the voyage.The reason why Jane was asked to call the police was that she didn't want others to know that it was him who called the police.Jane would be a good replacement.

Moreover, Jane has almost no opinions in front of him, and basically everything is done according to his instructions.

The driver put Xia Muge down on the roof of the church. Xia Muge turned the umbrella in his hand and went down the stairs.

There was music in the Gothic church, but the sound was not loud, but rather like the ethereal voice of the undead.

Xia Muge walked up to the Christ statue and looked at Juliet with his eyes closed. He suddenly laughed and touched Juliet's hand. Coupled with his perverted smile and dim light, this person is abnormal no matter how you look at it.

poor woman...

Romeo panted and closed the door, pushed away the person he threatened, and walked up to Juliet step by step with a gun.

He didn't expect to see this person at all.

Paris.

The man put his hand on Juliet's, sat beside her, and looked at him with a little teasing in his eyes.

"Why are you here?" Romeo was startled first, then raised his gun and aimed at Xia Muge.

Xia Muge was very calm, and said with an aria: "I am dear Juliet's fiancé, what right do you, a sinner, have to defile Juliet's body?"

In terms of pretentiousness, he is a good player.

"Juliet and I really love each other." Romeo gritted his teeth, "She didn't love you, so she committed suicide."

Xia Muge smiled: "Oh..."

This oh, but Xia Muge pulled it very long, and it brought a bit of meaning.

"So, you killed her." Xia Muge said with a smile.

Romeo's face was very ugly.

Xia Muge continued to make up the knife: "Is it in your hand? Who are you going to poison to death?"

Romeo felt that his mood of being buried was much weaker now, and he really wanted to poison this coquettish bitch in front of him.

Xia Muge's eyelids drooped slightly, and he felt that Juliet seemed to be waking up. When he moved his finger, Juliet's body could not move again, but her consciousness was clear.

Xia Muge raised his hand, pointed at Juliet, and said in an affectionate tone that made him feel sick: "You who killed Juliet, what right do you have to live in this world?"

This sentence almost hit the bull's-eye, Romeo shuddered suddenly, and rushed forward to hug Juliet, but Xia Muge opened it with an umbrella: "What right do you have to touch the beautiful Juliet?"

Romeo covered his face to prevent Xia Muge from seeing his tearful face. How could he show weakness in front of his rival?

He twisted open the small bottle, raised his head suddenly, and drank all the poison inside.

Xia Muge let go of her grip on Juliet.When Juliet wakes up, what she sees is Romeo's drinking.

However, it was too late to stop it.

Romeo saw tears on Juliet's face, she almost fell off the platform and hugged Romeo tightly.

It's too late, too late.

Christ is still suffering on the cross, and in front of him, a pair of fateful mandarin ducks are also suffering.

Xia Muge put both hands on the handle of the umbrella, like crutches.The smile on his face is so holy and gentle, but under the dim light, it looks like a devil.

The devil in the church.

The holy church cannot stop him, because he is more sinister than the devil.

Romeo is dead.

Sobbing, Juliet kisses Romeo on the lips, murmuring indistinct words.

Xia Muge stood quietly, even in such a sad scene, he was still smiling.

This smile is full of joy, and it is an honest smile, after all, Romeo who dared to cuckold him is dead.In addition to joy, this smile also has ridicule and contempt.

Can't understand the love brain.

He had destroyed the entire European werewolves for Yasinodora, but he never thought of dying with her.

Man is dead, but he is still alive.

Of course, this does not rule out that he has died several times and has no fear of death.

"Why didn't you stop him?" Juliet choked out.She didn't look back, but the question was only for Xia Muge.

Xia Muge raised his eyebrows: "Why? He wants to die for love, I have nothing to say."

Juliet was silent for a moment.

Xia Muge said viciously, "Your fake death killed Romeo."

These words are so similar.This is the temptation of the devil, the murmur of hell.

Juliet wiped her tears, picked up Romeo's penis, and pointed it at her chin: "I'll give you back the words, but I have nothing to say."

"boom--"

"Ah, Jane, you said love is such a boring thing." Xia Muge held up an umbrella and walked on the street.

A person who had a crush on his master did not respond, probably because of a guilty conscience.

"It's just the influence of dopamine hormones, and they can do things that sacrifice their own lives." Xia Muge walked briskly, then turned around with one foot as a support point, "Dead people can't be resurrected, and dying for love is undoubtedly the most boring thing Instead of dying for love, it is better to fight hard and take the marriage contract in a legitimate way."

Jane lowered her head and looked at the puddle on the ground.

Seize power?No, normal people don't have the heart to do this.

Is the master really broken?

Sirens sounded in the distance, and the patriarchs of the two families faced each other.Xia Muge knew that they were negotiating peace.

Although Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy, it seems that the ending is not sad.

Shakespeare's work seems to be like this, a tragedy from a personal point of view, but a comedy on a large scale.

"Master." Jane said suddenly.

"Huh?" Xia Muge looked up.

"Let me hold the umbrella for you." Jane stretched out her hand.

Xia Muge is as good as others, he is very lazy.

Jane took the umbrella, felt the temperature on the handle of the umbrella, and lost her mind.

This seems to be very good, she knows that the master knows that she likes him, but he didn't point it out, that is to refuse.It is estimated that the master's love has long since died and turned into a pile of ashes.

Although he has always denied that he is in love with Asinodora, Jane knows that if she meets him earlier, Xia Muge may still not fall in love with her, but love will never die.

However, fate has already been decided, and it is useless for her to think more.

...That's good too, just look at him like this.

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