[Comprehensive] God of Destiny

How does it feel to be Tang Taizong?

Er Muzi: Thank you for the invitation. I really don’t want to be the emperor anymore. I’m exhausted.The queen always stuffs people into my harem, can you take it easy?What about being jealous?I'm really old and don't want to move anymore... I don't even want to move when I sit on it!Frigidity Frigidity!Do you know what it means?Also, I really think that the prince's mind is a little out of order, and he always seems to want to get rid of himself as the prince.Not to mention, my son hangs out with a big guy in women's clothing every day, so I'll take them apart first.

When Xia Muge opened his eyes, he was reprimanding Prince Li Chengqian.

He doesn't have a good impression of homosexuality, but it's not considered discrimination, he just simply can't understand couples, as long as they don't provoke him.

But this is all under certain conditions.

Relying on his familiarity with history, Xia Muge continued to carry on the criticism.

Gay is gay, but who you score.It's a bit too much for a prince to make such a fuss for a man.

Looking at Li Chengqian's unshakable face, Xia Muge felt a little bored, and didn't want to waste any more words, so he said: "If you really like men, then you can give up the crown prince."

Li Chengqian raised his head suddenly, his eyes widened in disbelief.He didn't plan to withdraw him as a father before, so he became more and more arrogant, but now it seems that this trick seems to be ineffective.

Xia Muge didn't want to waste those thoughts anymore, Li Chengqian was only the original owner's son, not his son, what a waste of brain cells.

There are quite a lot of princes in this palace.One more is not much, and one less is not much.

Li Zhi and Li Tai are both good.

Xia Muge didn't think too much about it, he let go of the power in his hand, he didn't want to be a wise king, a tyrant is his style.

Eat melons and fish every day and play with cats.With nothing to do, life was very...boring.

Xia Muge touched his chin, thinking deeply whether he should withdraw?

He thought about it for a few days, and when he was about to commit suicide and change the world, he heard a piece of news——

Xuanzang came back, bringing his gruff-faced and thunderous apprentice, his plump pig apprentice, and an apprentice who was honest at first sight.

Xia Muge blinked, turned over in an instant, aha, this description is definitely Journey to the West!

Traveled to the world of Journey to the West?

After Xia Muge experienced this excitement, he became depressed again.Buddhism, he is not interested at all.As a face dog, he judges people by their appearance.It is not good to see a monk without hair.It’s okay to be naturally bald, but he shaved himself bald and had ring scars... Sorry, he thinks it’s too ugly.

Now that the study of Buddhist scriptures in the Western Paradise is over, it seems that there is no point in saying anything.

So he passed down an order - to burn Buddhist scriptures.

He didn't like the monks not only because he thought they were ugly, but also because the monks always robbed him of his business when he was telling fortunes. Do you think this can be tolerated?A normal person can bear it, but Xia Muge, who is bound to revenge, can't bear it.

Furthermore, he is not so satisfied with the content of the story of Journey to the West, even if it is the four great classics.

Xia Muge picked up his sword, looked at the cold light above, and put it back into the scabbard with satisfaction.

"Burn Buddhist scriptures?" Tang Seng widened his eyes, blocking the Buddhist scriptures.

The Xuanjia Army wore black armor with a cold face.The Xuanjia Army is the most powerful cavalry in the Tang Dynasty, with strict military discipline, and the hundred cavalry among them are the most loyal and powerful guards of the imperial city: "Your Majesty has orders, please forgive me."

"Amitabha, we have worked so hard to learn scriptures from the West, is it possible that your Majesty plans to burn Buddhist scriptures without saying anything?" Tang Seng recovered his reason after the shock just now.

"Master, if you have anything to say to them, let my grandson deal with them." Sun Wukong picked up the golden cudgel and swung it forward.

"Set up the formation!" The Xuanjia army tensed up suddenly, and two of Tang Seng's apprentices seemed to have to be vigilant.One is a monkey and the other is a pig. What is this but a monster?And if he didn't agree with each other, he would do it, he was indeed a demon monk.

Xuanjiajun's eyes became even colder.They didn't know much about Sun Wukong, and they didn't know that he was not something they could guard against.When they felt the strong wind of the golden cudgel blowing, it was too late.

Monkey King only felt a shock on his wrist, and he was shocked to take a step back.

Xia Muge stood there, wearing a royal robe, with a sword in his hand.

Sun Wukong looked at him, his eyes widened in disbelief. In his opinion, this was a mortal, but how could a mortal stop him.

"Amitabha, see Your Majesty." Tang Seng bowed helplessly, "I don't know why Your Majesty burned Buddhist scriptures?"

Didn't you agree to support me to get the Buddhist scriptures, why did you change your mind now?Sure enough, accompanying the king is like accompanying a tiger, who can guess the emperor's mind?

"I just think Buddhist scriptures are useless." Xia Muge smiled slightly, looking very peaceful, "My world is peaceful. If Buddhism flourishes, how many fields will be occupied by monks, and how much money will be spent on repairing Buddha statues?"

"Master Xuanzang probably has never had the experience of land being robbed by others." Xia Muge took a few steps forward, and the Xuanjia Army behind him also followed him a little closer.It's a shame to be protected by the person you protect.If they retreat now, they will look down on themselves.

"I have a deep understanding. In troubled times, cowards who escaped the disaster of war become monks and become monks. In prosperous times, they return to vulgarity." Xia Muge sighed. Although he had never experienced it, it did not prevent him from understanding history. Damn, isn't it?"

Xia Muge touched his pocket, took out a lighter, and lit a Buddhist scripture. He doesn't smoke, but this doesn't prevent him from buying.

He raised his head, looked at the blue sky, and opened his arms: "Without the Buddhist scriptures, Buddhism will not flourish again, and the world will be stable!"

Even the paper given by the Buddha can be burned. It really deserves to be the poor Buddha in the world of Journey to the West.

Tang Seng was stunned for a second, and immediately bowed to grab the Buddhist scriptures, but was stopped by the spears of the Xuanjia Army.

Xia Muge ignored the flame, and directly raised the Buddhist scriptures.

"There is no Buddha in the world, the world is peaceful!" Xia Muge shouted.

The Xuanjia Army also followed Xia Muge and shouted loudly: "There is no Buddha in the world, and the world is peaceful!"

Hundreds of people shouted a voice at the same time, which sounded very shocking.

Xia Muge looked at the four masters and apprentices who were dumb and a white dragon horse, hooked the corners of his mouth, flung his sleeves and left directly.

"Second brother, why are you so excited today?" Empress Zhangsun pulled Xia Muge's sleeve with a worried expression on her face, "Will this be retribution?"

Xia Muge pulled out his sleeves, tidying up slowly: "So what?"

If one came, he would kill one, and if one came, he would kill another.

He never denied that he was very murderous, but in his opinion, if it can be solved quickly with hands, there is no reason to talk about it.

Like the crooked Li Chengqian, he is not the original owner, so he is not in the mood to waste words, as long as he abolishes his crown prince.

Don't cherish things that are easy to get, right?Then I won't give it to you.

The eldest grandson coughed a few times anxiously, and wanted to dissuade Xia Muge, but she didn't know how to say it, she could see that he had made up his mind.Once an emperor has made up his mind, it is difficult for others to shake it.Moreover, they have been husband and wife for so many years, and the eldest grandson knows what a face-saving person his husband is. It is not impossible to make him face himself, but he will definitely be mad.

Xia Muge didn't comfort the eldest grandson's mood, he was a little curious, and wanted to know what the gods in the sky would do?

Will you be so angry that you want to kill him?

Xia Muge licked his lips excitedly, even though these gods are only gods in the world, they are not comparable to him as a true god, but... killing gods is quite fun.

Compared with Yue Changchun, Bai Wuxia, and Chang Ting Wai, who are not very famous, the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, and Taishang Laojun are quite famous.No less fun.

He thanked himself for not attacking him so quickly, how else would he have found such an interesting playground?

He is really handsome.

Tang Seng and his disciples left not long after. Sun Wukong was a little depressed by Xia Muge's words. Could it be that he did something wrong.But even if they did something wrong, they would have to return to the Western Paradise.When Tang Seng told the Buddha about the matter, everyone was shocked.

What is this operation?It's just suffocating.When did the emperor of the world become so courageous and burn Buddhist scriptures if he said there were few Buddhist scriptures? Don’t they know that there are a bunch of gods, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas behind Buddhism?Don't the emperors all tremble and beg the Buddha and the gods to bless them?

So Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva appeared on the stage, holding a clean bottle in his hand, and appeared in the north of Yongxiang in Taiji Palace.The north of Yongxiang in Taiji Palace is where the emperor lives. Since Xia Muge was delegated power, he has relaxed.

Xia Muge was stroking Meow. Now that the weather is getting warmer, this guy has started to shed his fur. He just stroked for a while, and his body was covered in cat hair.

He raised his head to look at the fairy-like Bodhisattva, and seriously thought about whether he should throw Meowzi away, because he lost all his character because of the shedding of hair.

#喵子: Hair loss is not something I can decide QAQ#

Xia Muge raised Erlang's legs, leaned on the chair, and faced the Bodhisattva in a very casual posture.He doesn't believe in or respect Buddha. He is a god himself, and he can use this attitude when facing them.Moreover, Xia Muge didn't feel that there was any need for him to maintain his superficial smile after his face was torn apart.

"Ah, it's Guanyin, welcome." Xia Muge lowered his eyelids and patted Miaozi's buttocks, ignoring Miaozi's resentful blue eyes, and picked the cat hair off his hands.

Xia Muge turned his head to look around, and the palace servants next to him were so cowardly that they knelt down, and he snorted.

Made, every reliable one.

Xia Muge wanted to drag them all out and chop them up, what should I do?

All are too disappointing.

Xia Muge is so angry.

"Li Shimin?" Guanyin smiled kindly, as if Xia Muge was his son.

Xia Muge was very upset, he was upset, and no one could be happy: "Guanyin, let me ask you a question, are you male or female?"

Avalokitesvara: "...It's not a male image, it's not a female image, men and women change in one thought."

Xia Muge rolled his eyes, and appeared in front of Guanyin in the next moment, and put his hand on her chest... It seemed to be him: "It's the first time I heard that the big guy in women's clothing can speak so confidently. Long Got the knowledge, thank you.”

After speaking, he went back to lie down again.Although touching the chest is not a significant sign, but as a flat chest control, he is very aware of the difference between female flat chest and male flat chest.And if you lift your clothes...it's embarrassing if it's a woman, but if it's a man...he doesn't want to be considered gay.

Guanyin was dumbfounded.It was the first time he had heard the term women's clothing tycoon, but this did not prevent him from understanding the term.

In order to open up the eastern market... bah bah bah, and expand the influence of Buddhism in Dongsheng Shenzhou, he abandoned men's clothing, because the image of women is closer to softness, which makes people feel relieved.It has to be said that this trick was very successful, and the name of Guanyin was familiar to many people.

#On the women's clothing lovers from ancient times to the present#

#The love and pursuit of women's big guys is genetic inheritance#

After Xia Muge satisfied his curiosity, he waved his hands in a very scumbag manner: "Bodhisattva, please leave, I am determined to destroy Buddha."

It was another person who was suffocated by Xia Muge, and Guanyin threw down a sentence "I will do it for myself" and went to the heaven.

As for why not return to the Western Paradise?

Just kidding, he has no idea if he doesn't take this guy down.Since it is a matter of Dongsheng Shenzhou, let the local snake solve it.

For several months in succession, the Tang Dynasty was plagued by droughts and floods. The earth was shaking and the mountains were shaking. All kinds of strange things happened in various places. All kinds of immortals ran out. I heard that there were still a few places where people died.

Xia Muge yawned. Of course, he solved all these problems smoothly.

Just want to piss off those people.

Want him to be deflated?If it doesn't exist, he, Xia Muge, will die.

But counting the time, he felt that it was almost time, so he decided to go to heaven...Go to heaven.

They have done so much, and they will not continue to fight for Western Paradise and Xia Muge, a mortal, for so long.So later, such incidents became less and less.

Is Xia Muge the kind of person who gets troubled by someone and then lets it go if the other party stops him?

No, he will first defeat all the opponent's plans, don't take a mouthful of old blood, and then grab their hair and beat them hard when they retreat, making sure to make them feel extremely aggrieved.

Xia Muge really wanted to tell those stinky idiots in Tianting, which side are you on?The gods of the East help the gods of the West to bully their own people. It's like a fucking fool opening the door for a fool.

Xia Muge would be ashamed if he went out so weak, okay?

So, Xia Muge took a sword to the Heavenly Court, and split open the Nantian Gate.

The stones from Nantianmen fell on the earth, forming hills and hills.

Qianliyan and Shunfenger yelled "The emperor of the world has come up", piercingly, as if people in the last century shouted "The foreign devils are coming" and "The Japanese devils are coming", without any image of a fairy.

It's not their fault, anyone can enter the Heavenly Court?Who is it that can split the Nantian Gate with a single sword?

If it was another fairy, maybe they wouldn't be so surprised. After all, it is a fairy, and it is normal to have this kind of power.

But now, it was a mortal who split the Nantian Gate, even if it was the emperor among mortals, the so-called real dragon emperor was the same, isn't it a mortal?

It's like seeing an ant beating an elephant, and throwing it over the shoulder very aggressively.

Handsome is handsome, cool is cool, but they just feel a little uncomfortable in the heart.

Xia Muge is so handsome, he changed the royal robe, put on black clothes, stepped on the ruins of Nantianmen and walked in.

Why did these heavenly soldiers and generals just run away like this?

Xia Muge lowered his head and crushed a stone.

Where are Yang Jian, Li Jing and the third prince?

Just as he thought of these three people, he heard a scolding voice behind him: "Bold mortals dare to trespass on heaven."

"Which one of the heavenly rules says that you can't trespass in the heaven?" Xia Muge turned around, the long sword in his hand was shining brightly, and the eyes of some people on the opposite side were dazzled.

"The rules of heaven have a word, no one can trespass in heaven." Xia Muge could guess who the armored soldier with an extra eye on his forehead was with his toes.Who else but Yang Jian.

"Oh, there really are." How did Xia Muge know about Tiangui?He is familiar with the laws of various countries, but it is obvious that the court of heaven is not within the scope of "countries".He was just talking nonsense.But thinking that Yang Jian is a judicial god, it is normal to know these things, and it is not necessarily true whether others know it.

Yang Jian couldn't understand Xia Muge's appearance, so he came with a gun.

Xia Muge's swordsmanship is wide open and close, and Yang Jian will be sent flying with one blow.

He looked at the sword in his hand and felt that Yang Jian's strength disappointed him a little.That's right, although Yang Jian is a well-known general, he is more inclined to magic.

Xia Muge felt his lips a little dry, looked at the heavenly soldiers and generals around him, and chuckled lightly: "How about going together?"

He drew another long sword and held it in his left hand.

For a while, all kinds of magic weapons came into battle, but Xia Muge split with a single sword.Others kill one person in ten steps, and he kills ten people in one step.The posture like a stroll in the garden reduced the number of heavenly soldiers and generals at a speed visible to the naked eye.The heavenly soldiers and generals began to quiet down, and the sound of beating drums gradually weakened. One was because morale had been low, and the other was because there were fewer people beating drums.

Yang Jian clutched his wounded heart, and couldn't help but think that it was the same when Monkey King made trouble in Tiangong, but he was not as murderous as Xia Muge.

Xia Muge is not making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, but breaking the Heavenly Court, unstoppable.

What kind of panacea did this emperor of the human world get to become so strong.

In this world, it is not impossible to be unstoppable with one elixir.

After Xia Muge wiped out all the immortal soldiers outside, he didn't kill them all. Is there any need for this?He circled around for a week, very well, no one wanted to stop him, so he walked into the South Heaven Gate.

The Jade Emperor kept looking at the situation outside, and seeing this, he couldn't help looking at Guanyin in amazement: "This, this..."

He almost popped out another sentence: "Go and ask the Buddha."

From a certain point of view, the Jade Emperor's face is thick enough.

"Are you going to invite Buddha, Jade Emperor?" Xia Muge looked at Guanyin and Jade Emperor with a smile.

In Xia Muge's heart, the Jade Emperor's famous saying is the one to ask the Buddha quickly.

It can be said that since this sentence, the Jade Emperor has no image in his heart for an instant.What Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Natural Mira to True Jade Emperor God, no matter how long and revived his name can't save his broken image.

Then Xia Muge almost overturned the car.

He, unexpectedly, was, was, overcast,!

As a Jade Emperor, is it really okay for you to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger every day?

Xia Muge originally planned to kill the Jade Emperor, but saw this cowardly man who was about to bury his head in his sleeve suddenly took out Yu Ruyi and hit him, that blow almost had the power to tear the world apart.

Xia Muge happened to be standing on the west side of the Jade Emperor at that time, and then the Jade Emperor's blow was dodged by Xia Muge, so his attack went all the way to the west.

The people of Tianzhu discovered today that the sky had collapsed, rocks were falling, and almost the entire country was about to be destroyed.

Guanyin's face changed: "Jade Emperor, I will go first."

After speaking, he left directly.

The Jade Emperor held Yu Ruyi and looked at Xia Muge's embarrassed face, not knowing what to say.

"...So you're not weak." Xia Muge looked at the collapsed Paradise of Elysium to the west, speechless, "How much do you want to kill me?"

Jade Emperor still did not speak.

Xia Muge turned to look at him, the Jade Ruyi held in Jade Emperor's hand was neither, nor was the room, just like a hot potato.Xia Muge couldn't see what was going on like this.

The Jade Emperor is very strong. If he wants to make a move, it is a weapon of mass destruction. This person probably can't control his strength at all, and the sky will fall apart when he makes a move.

For example, this time, I accidentally destroyed someone else's territory.

Xia Muge looked at the Jade Emperor who was still in shock to death, and suddenly felt that this person looked like a meow.He's obviously not weak, but he's so cowardly.Occasionally fight back and cause a lot of trouble, and then strengthen your heart to the end.

Xia Muge left, the Jade Emperor was so cowardly, he was too embarrassed to bully him.

When Xia Muge returned to Chang'an, he found that it was already in chaos.

One day in the sky, one year on earth.Although Xia Muge had only been there for a few hours, she had been here for several months.The disappearance of the emperor is a big deal.

Li Chengqian, Li Tai and Li Zhi couldn't bear it long ago, and wanted to fight for the throne.With the reason that a country cannot be without a king for a day, the three of them were very happy torn apart.Empress Changsun was so angry that she couldn't afford to be sick. These three children were all her own. How could she not be angry if they were beaten up like this without regard for brotherhood?Her body has never been considered good, and even if she wanted to hold on, she couldn't hold it up.Empress Changsun also knew that it wasn't that there was no emotion between them, but that in that final position, blood relationship was already a kind of bondage rather than emotion.

No one knew about Xia Muge entering the Queen's bedroom.There was a sense of sadness in the incense-lit room.

Xia Muge looked at the woman whose hair was already a little gray, and sighed.Although Empress Changsun is getting older, she is still well maintained, but because of her few children, she seems to be decades old in a few months.

Empress Changsun weakly opened her eyes, glanced at him, and stretched out her hand to touch his face. She opened her mouth as if she wanted to say something, but before she could speak, her hand dropped.

Xia Muge's face remained unchanged, and she covered her eyes: "Come here."

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty?" A eunuch walked in and saw Xia Muge.Hadn't the emperor been missing for months?Where did this come from?He didn't dare to ask, even if the emperor's three sons danced happily, the emperor was still the emperor, and his head would not be chopped off if he spied on the emperor's trace.

Xia Muge ignored him, and said directly: "The queen is dead, let the world know. Also call Li Chengqian, Li Tai and Li Zhi back."

As for Empress Changsun, he didn't take another look. This is not his wife, so why does he feel distressed.

Empress Changsun was ill with anger, and none of the three came back, but she died, not only Li Chengqian and the three of them, but the others also came back.

Xia Muge looked at them crying nonchalantly, and thought it was a bit ridiculous. When Empress Changsun was here, they were all ignoring her health, and they cried like this when she died. What's the point?

After being passed on to Li Zhi, he urged him to weaken the influence of religion—at least after the emperor could not believe it, he left.

The author has something to say:

So, what am I writing about in this world!collapse!It's just a [-]-word chapter.

Probably this world is the various oocs in the legend...

The four Tang monks, master and apprentice were tricked by me, and they are not as good as Li Chengqian...

Thanks to Qingfeng Pushang, Youlanse in the North Pole, and I am not, I do not have mines.

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