"Harry." The next morning, Miss Know-it-All carried his book and put it on Gryffindor's desk, looking at the haggard savior, "You don't know what happened at the dinner party last night."

Harry twitched the corner of his mouth, thinking of what happened last night, he couldn't bear to think about it.He only noticed that Snape wasn't there, and he didn't notice anything different.

Ron was also lackluster, but luckily no points were deducted yesterday: "What?"

"We will have two Defense Against the Dark Arts professors this semester." Hao Min said excitedly, "Although I don't know the reason, Professor Lockhart always feels unreliable, which is good."

"Two professors?" Harry was startled, he never knew there were two professors in this class.

"Well, one is Lockhart, and the other is Merlin Avalon." Hao Min didn't have a good impression of Lockhart.It is difficult for a man to be liked by others when he is dressed so fancy.And that narcissistic tone is unbearable.

Harry wasn't far off either, which was a strange feeling that could probably be attributed to a lion's intuition?

"Professor Lockhart will definitely challenge Professor Avalon to a duel." Ron couldn't help laughing, "Look over there."

Harry and Hao Min looked in the direction Ron pointed, but were also speechless.

Xia Muge sliced ​​the steak slowly. He is a person who loves meat, and eating steak early in the morning attracted many people's attention.Lockhart insinuated that Professor Avalon had no taste, but Xia Muge didn't even bother to give him a look.

"Professor Lockhart, be careful with your clothes." Xia Muge smirked as he watched Lockhart leave. He had already seen Lockhart's fate.Perhaps this was not the case with his fate under normal circumstances, but with his intervention, some wonderful changes seemed to have taken place.

"What—oh!" Lockhart turned around abruptly when he heard Xia Muge's words.He didn't know that his frivolous clothes were hung on the carvings on the table and tied several knots.Upon hearing what Xia Muge said, as soon as he turned around, he got caught by his clothes, fell hard, and overturned the table.The professors were taken aback. Professor McGonagall almost couldn't hold the cutlery. Snape's sharp eyes lingered on Xia Muge and Lockhart, as if he was thinking about how to cut them best.

As for the little animals, they are happy to see the professors make a fool of themselves and laugh.Dumbledore calmed down after shouting "silence", but he was still whispering and whispering below.

Xia Muge wiped his mouth calmly, just in time to finish the steak.He got up, nodded to Dumbledore, and left directly.After living for such a long time, how can I do it without a little concentration?

There was still black pepper juice on Lockhart's head, and his clothes were stained a lot, and the beautiful fabric was in a mess.Of course it's on Xia Muge's steak.Since he ate black pepper juice once, he would always add a lot of black pepper juice to his steak, although he couldn't finish it every time.

This time it wasn't all dedicated to Lockhart.

Xia Muge's eyes glanced back, and Lockhart choked back everything in an instant. This kind of look is too scary, it doesn't look like human eyes at all.

Xia Muge was only superficially calm, but in his heart he wanted to lie on the ground laughing and rolling, and because of this, he almost bumped into a pillar.Hahaha, I practiced staring and killing all night in the mirror, it was not in vain!

In recent years, he has become more and more sullen potential.

Well, the next period is Defense Against the Dark Arts, and he must be ready.

The Defense Against the Dark Arts professor's office was in the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, but neither Xia Muge nor Lockhart wanted to be in the same room as the other.

Idiots are a disease, contagious.

With this mentality, Xia Muge smiled and asked for a classroom and office that was a little farther away.

Although they are two Defense Against the Dark Arts professors, they can't be taught together, right?Lockhart was sent to teach Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw students, while Xia Muge was sent to teach Gryffindor and Slytherin students.

Seeing the lions making noise and the snakes sitting quietly below, Xia Muge smiled, very well, is he in the center of the storm between the two camps now?

Xia Muge cleared his throat, and the classroom fell silent instantly.He called the roll first, and everyone was present.Isn't it more interesting that he found the name of the golden trio in it?

The wand that Xia Muge is holding now is not his natal wand, it is just a very ordinary wand.Merlin's wand is that kind of scepter-like, it looks a little weird no matter how it is held here.

Xia Muge didn't plan to stand up for the whole class. He sat on a table and crossed his legs: "What textbooks did you buy during the holidays? These books are full of narcissistic accents?"

Xia Muge looked at the books such as "Traveling with a Vampire" and "Holidays with Hags" on their table. Lockhart is really a strange person who has never seen the past and never seen the new. This kind of book can also be bought by others.

Or is it that these wizards are too simple.

The Slytherins were visibly a little embarrassed, while the Gryffindor side was visibly more active, and they laughed.

Hao Min didn't like such words very much, she respected the professor very much.But narcissism is the right word.

Xia Muge waved his hand, and all the books about Lockhart on the table were on fire, and the photo of Lockhart on the cover screamed.All the students were taken aback, there were other things on the table.

But they calmed down quickly. The flame only ignited the book, and the rest was intact.The bold little lions even poked the flames with their hands, and found that they would not hurt their hands at all, so they immediately started playing.

Ron felt a little distressed about the book.

"We won't need these books this semester." Xia Muge said with a smile.

Everyone's back felt cold.The new professor has never shown this kind of expression... He is definitely black-bellied.

With a wave of Xia Muge's magic wand, the whole classroom began to distort and become larger, the surrounding decorations began to fade, the walls became trees, and the ceiling became the shade of trees...

In the end, the entire classroom disappeared, as did the desks and chairs.

As a result, everyone sat down on the ground, including Xia Muge, whose mind was short-circuited for a moment.

The little nobles in Slytherin had very ugly expressions, and falling to the ground definitely did not conform to the noble style, especially Draco, the first reaction after falling to the ground was to stroke his hair.

Xia Muge sat on the table, and others sat on the chairs. After the tables and chairs disappeared, it was clear at a glance who had the worst fall.Xia Muge turned his back to the sky, Mei Lin, the old man's body protested, his butt hurt from the fall, and his head was still knocked on the root of the tree.There are stars in my eyes.

"Professor? Professor!" The students in the front row were shocked when they saw Xia Muge's lack of response, and rushed over immediately.

Xia Muge was helped up, and she was stunned for a while before she said, "I'm fine, this magic effect is too good."

This is just the magic in Merlin's memory. He has not really tried it. He thought it was just a visual system, but it turned out to be real, as if the scene had been transferred.

Probably, he is the only one who is so confused.

"Ahem, please pay attention." Xia Muge endured the indecent gesture of rubbing his buttocks, and cleared his throat to cover up his embarrassment. "It's an illusion."

All eyes were on Xia Muge all of a sudden, nonsense, can the illusion make you fall like this?

Xia Muge's face was a bit uneasy, but how could the real magic stick Xia Muge show it: "Unfortunately, I tell you that the illusion here is simulated in the Forbidden Forest, including creatures."

There was an uproar below, how could the Forbidden Forest be so beautiful, it was always gloomy there.

Ron and Harry were pale, having escaped from the Forbidden Forest not too long ago.The crazy Whomping Willow nearly killed them all.

The focus is wrong.

Xia Muge continued to smile, the smile was very kind, but no matter what, it made people feel hairy on the back: "This illusion has a special feature, that is, the injuries you suffer here will also be injured in reality."

This is the effect of self-hypnosis.If Merlin didn't quite understand the principle, He Shutong knew it clearly.

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"Professor, you said there are creatures from the Forbidden Forest here, why didn't I see them?" A Gryffindor student raised his hand.

Xia Muge smiled more kindly: "Your voices must have attracted them."

As soon as this sentence fell, there was a rustling sound in the distance.

Hao Min's face turned pale, acromantula!Cannibal!Is this professor crazy?

Xia Muge jumped up the tree three times and twice. The elf blood brought a lot of convenience, such as climbing trees... Cough cough, isn't this a monkey's skill?Throw away the outlandish thoughts in your head.From his space ring—inspired by fantasy novels, he took out a box of popcorn.

Only for watching movies.

He'll be here watching, and nothing will happen.

This space is completely under his own control, and the creatures here will not cause fatal harm to the small animals.

At most, it looks scary.

Just like a man who is afraid of dogs is chased by a mad dog, even the poorest athlete can set a new record.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Chew.

"Ahhhhh!" The scream pierced Xia Muge's ears magically.

Chew.

Xia Muge looked indifferent, and kept stuffing popcorn into his mouth.

Something behind him poked him.

He turned his head stiffly, a big spider was rubbing against his back, drooling.Xia Muge, who was not afraid at first, was startled by the ferocious and hungry appearance.

The popcorn that hadn't been swallowed suddenly choked into the trachea: "Ahem."

Well, don't be afraid.

Xia Muge didn't forget to kick the damn spider off, his clothes were stained by the spider.

Although it is fake, the feeling of drool dripping on the collar is really uncomfortable.

Since He Shutong became possessed, he can no longer hypnotize himself as before, that he is not dirty at all.

It was a class that was flying like dogs and dogs, and when the get out of class was over, the little lion and the little snake almost didn't cry and hugged each other.The Defense Against the Dark Arts class is really horrible, and now it is second only to the Potions class of the Cellar Snake King.

Hao Min looked at the gradually disappearing illusion, thoughtfully.She also found that the scratched place on her clothes had disappeared, but the pain on her body was still there, which made her more sure of her thoughts.

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