Fuck a cat and become a wife [Interstellar]

Zheng Chun is the youngest major in the military department, and a rising star in the military department, so his every move is closely watched.

At noon, it was time to eat, and the military department had very strict regulations on the meal time. Regardless of the military rank, the meal time in the cafeteria was only a short one hour.

But today, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Major Zheng, who had always settled for meals quickly, was staring at his own brain so intently that he didn't even have time to eat.

While watching, his fingers were still flying in the void, not knowing what he was doing.

"To get it! To get it!! Must get it!!!"

Zheng Chun took a bite of the same type of potato that was newly researched by the research institute and produced by Gu Qiu Shideli planet, frowned, resisted the discomfort, did not spit it out, and then looked at the light brain intently.

Perhaps it was Zheng Chun's prayer, and it took effect. Not long after, Zheng Chun looked at the screen in the void and a display box popped up:

Congratulations, you have successfully purchased 2kg of kiwi fruit!

yes!success!

Major Zheng's heart was instantly filled with fireworks, but his expression was still serious and cold at this moment, without any change.

After all, Major Zheng's idol, Her Royal Highness the Nine Emperors, is the famous cold-faced female general in the interstellar world!

In order to become a further idol, today is also a day of facial paralysis!

It's just that Qin Shuyao has a cold face in front of the public, and her temperament is even more noble and unparalleled. If her face is expressionless, people will only think that she is awe-inspiring and inviolable. However, after being imitated by Zheng Chun, she directly becomes facial paralyzed...

However, Zheng Chun still felt that he imitated him very well, because seeing other people in the military department and seeing him turn around, he felt complacent, but who in the military department didn't know his name as Major Zheng and Erha Zheng? !

He obviously has a pair of innocent and pitiful dog eyes, but he still has a facial expression... It's really hard to describe.

But now, Major Zheng's eyes were shining, as if radiating light, and he happily opened Gu Qiu's live broadcast room.

Finally, I can properly show off in Ah Chiu's live broadcast room! !

Every time, Major Zheng could only look at the screen, and other people showed off how many catties of vegetables they had grabbed in the barrage, and he was speechless.

This time it's finally his turn!

This made the corners of Major Zheng's happy eyes rise.

la la la ~ la la la ~

Major Zheng thought of the cheerful soundtrack, and then, the next second, Major Zheng's original paralyzed face collapsed in an instant——

How does that cat with white gloves dancing with the cat teaser look like the cat he had accidentally seen when he was a child? ! !

At this moment, Major Zheng's innocent dog's eyes were wide open, and his mouth was also parted. He even wanted to look at his own optical brain, and sat there in a daze, as if his worldview had been destroyed.

"Chun'er, what's the matter?! I remember that today is the day when your favorite Xingbo blogger broadcast live, why didn't you grab the food this time?!"

A generous palm slapped Zheng Chun's somewhat thin shoulders, but although Zheng Chun looked thin, his physical level was not low, and he didn't even shake his body, but this made Zheng Chun wake up instantly up.

But after Zheng Chun woke up, his first reaction was to cover the light brain with his hand!

Such an embarrassing moment of an idol can't be seen by others!But just now he has asked his smart Xiaoyou to record the screen for him, so it is still possible to enjoy it secretly!

"Uh... I got it, I got it!" Zheng Chun was about to turn off the optical brain while talking.

"Chun'er, you are not authentic. You don't dare to let me see the food you have grabbed. Let me see what good things you have snatched, and you are still hiding them like this!" The palm as big as a cattail fan slapped Zheng Chun's hand was lifted, and Major Walker said with a smile, his eyesight and hands quickly lifted Zheng Chun's hand before Zheng Chun turned off the optical brain.

The optical brain instantly casts a projection on the dining table, which is the same size as the dinner plate.

On the above, although the legendary vegetable blogger introduced the new product with a serious face, his eyes glanced back from time to time. Following her eyes, Walker saw an electric teaser in the middle of the living room. In front of the cat stick, one or two cats were squatting there and having fun like crazy.

No!It should be said that only the cow cat had fun!

only……

Why does this cow cat look so familiar? !

Walker couldn't believe it, rubbed his eyes, pointed to the trembling fingers on the screen, and even his voice trembled together:

"This, this is... that one?!"

Zheng Chun, who might as well be seen by Walker, glared at Walker angrily, and then quickly adjusted his face and changed back to the previous paralyzed appearance:

"Yes, Your Highness the Nine Emperors is my lifelong idol! Ever since I was lucky enough to see her cat shape when I was young, it has been deeply engraved in my mind, even if there is an extra white hair on her paw. Mao, I can see it!"

Walker: "..."

You are so awesome!

After being choked by Zheng Chun, Walker finally came to his senses and said in a low voice:

"But the news inside the military department doesn't say that His Highness has disappeared on the planet Kendra?! Now this is..."

At this time, Zheng Chun also suddenly remembered the news that His Royal Highness had disappeared, which was no longer a secret inside the military headquarters, and fell into deep thought while watching the cheerful "general" playing with cat sticks in the live broadcast.

Could it be that His Highness was kidnapped and forced to go into business, but seeing His Highness having fun, doesn't it look like being kidnapped? !

"Then, do you want to tell Marshal Luke about this?!"

Zheng Chuan looked at the 'General' who was playing more and more happily on the screen, and his heart became more and more uncomfortable. He got up to look at his hero who is wise and powerful, and now he is... emmmmm, this seems to be his own parents, so he can't swear, No swearing!

Just looking at his idol having so much fun, Zheng Chun suddenly felt distorted in his heart. Could it be that his idol is willing to degenerate because of this blogger's delicious food? !

"Chun'er, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and tell the marshal with me, but I remember that the blogger's live broadcast is not long, right? If the marshal doesn't see it for a while, it's time to say that we lied about the military situation!" Walker is impatient, While talking, he was about to pull Zheng Chun up.

"I haven't finished my lunch yet, I've already recorded the screen, don't worry!" Zheng Chun hurriedly put the food into his mouth, the first iron order of the military department is not to waste a little bit of natural food, Zheng Chun didn't dare to defy the law!

After Zheng Chun finished the meal in a hurry, he raised his head and saw Walker looking at him strangely, and then Walker showed a smile that made Zheng Chun's hair stand on end:

"Chun'er, record black photos of the general, you are amazing!"

Zheng Chun: "... Please don't report it! QAQ"

Walker smiled and said, "It's okay if you don't tell the general, and you can also send me a copy of the screen recording!"

Zheng Chun, who was only planning to appreciate it himself, gritted his teeth, swallowed his anger and sent a copy of Xiaoyou's recorded screen to Walker, and then followed Walker's footsteps to Marshal Luke's office.

After the two left, the atmosphere in the restaurant, which was originally quiet because of senior military officers eating, suddenly became noisy:

"It seems that Major Zheng finally grabbed the food just now! Look at those eyes, they are all shining!"

"That's right, it's just that Major Zheng's complexion just now, why did it change all of a sudden?"

"That's right, it seems that Major Zheng and Major Walker were talking about His Royal Highness Nine Emperors just now..."

"Could it be that His Highness finally found it?!"

"It would be great if His Highness found it. His Highness put himself at risk. So many moths in the general's headquarters were solved by the hands of star thieves, but His Highness's own whereabouts are unknown. It's really..."

……

While everyone was discussing heatedly, a figure saw Zheng Chun and Walker leave, finished their meal in a hurry, and went out.

Planet Stri, Gu Qiu's villa.

As Gu Qiu introduced the eating method of kiwi fruit and the specific effects of kiwi fruit, he took a leisurely look at the "general" and the little orange who were "harmoniously" getting along with each other, with a completely different smile on his face from the usual live broadcast. This smile made the tomb robbers in the live broadcast go crazy.

"Ahhh! I love Ah Chiu's smile!!"

"It's been so long since I haven't seen Ah-jiu, and he's become beautiful again. Sure enough, the fruits and vegetables on the planet Ah-jiu are for people. If only I can be like Ah-jiu one day!"

……

"It's rare to see Ah Chiu smiling so happily, is there something good about it?!"

Gu Qiu has just finished a round of explanations at this moment, and is preparing to take a sip of water to rest before ending today's live broadcast. After seeing this comment, a gentle smile appeared on his face, then he turned his face and looked at After a glance, the two cats who were playing happily in the living room behind them said with a smile:

"Because I have a cat!"

Gu Qiu originally wanted to show off to everyone that she finally had a cat, but she didn't realize it for a moment. In the interstellar world, it is legal for interstellar people and cats to marry, so when she said this, it caused an uproar on the star network:

"Vegetable blogger Famous Flower has a cat, one person marries two cats, what kind of cat will the Star Golden Vegetable Basket get?!"

"Shocked! A well-known vegetable blogger has two boats, and two cats..."

……

Gu Qiu looked at the various funny words written on the Internet that were frequently brushed up on the bullet screen, and couldn't help laughing. Then he looked at the two cats behind him with softer eyes, and explained while watching:

"'The General' may be an awakened cat, because the 'General' is very smart, but I just picked her up not long ago. Don't look at the 'General' who is small now, but she may have eaten it!"

That kind of distasteful yet pampering tone made the bullet screens on Starnet more and more frequent, but Gu Qiu didn't rush to watch, but continued to introduce Xiaojuzi:

"Little Orange is a non-awakened cat, but it is very edible! It is more edible than 'General'. Now that I have these two, I feel like I have two bottomless pits!"

Even though he said so, the way Gu Qiu looked at the two cats was unbelievably gentle. Little Orange was the first to feel that Gu Qiu was looking at him, and when he turned his head to meet Gu Qiu's eyes, his whole body was soft. He screamed softly, and then walked towards Gu Qiu with catwalks. Since Gu Qiu was using a panoramic camera, it was also synchronized to the star network.

"Hahahaha, judging by the way he walks, Ah Chiu will definitely have a general in the future!"

"That's right! One orange tops ten cats!"

Because Xiaojuzi saw that the 'General' was very happy playing with the cat stick at this moment, and didn't see this side, so Xiaojuzi expressed a strong affection for Gu Qiu, and even jumped on Gu Qiu's leg Going up, Gu Qiu hugged the little orange into his arms, and raised his hand to gently touch the little orange's chin, causing the little orange to raise his head involuntarily and let out a pleasant whining sound.

Since she was brought back by Gu Qiu, it was rare for Little Orange to enjoy such time alone with Gu Qiu. The audience was red-eyed, and many people even said that they wanted to marry a cat or raise a non-awakened cat for themselves.

On the other side, the 'General', who had finally had enough of playing with the cat teaser, saw this scene, and the whole cat exploded in an instant, and let out a "meow" sound that was almost roaring:

This meow knows that your scheming meow has no good intentions!

I want to compete with Ben Meow for Qiuqiu's human beings again!Look at Ben Meow's cat punch!

The little orange jumped out of Gu Qiu's arms immediately after being frightened by the sound of "General".

At this moment, the 'General' took a majestic look at the little orange, then stretched out his paws and shook it, then raised his head proudly, and walked towards Gu Qiu with three steps, his momentum was absolutely incredible!

After walking to Gu Qiu's feet, the 'General' straightened up and put it on Gu Qiu's lap. Unfortunately, the 'General' is still a little small now, so he only sat on Gu Qiu's calf. The 'General' looked angrily. He glanced at his own body, then twisted his little buttocks, jumped onto the previous leg, and then used all four claws from the leg to Gu Qiu's shoulder.

Feeling the furry touch of his face made Gu Qiu feel a little happy, then he couldn't help rubbing it lightly for a couple of times, and then he heard the coquettish and coquettish voice of 'General' next to his ear stand up.

While enjoying the 'General''s coquettishness, Gu Qiu was about to bend over to pick up a handful of oranges, but he didn't expect that the next second, the 'General' seemed to declare his territory, sticking out his gentle little tongue on Gu Qiu's cheek on the ground, licking it lightly, looking at the little orange on the ground with Wang Zhi's contemptuous eyes while licking it, the little orange backed up a few steps in fright, and waited until the 'general' felt a safe distance, the 'general' came Stop threatening Little Orange with your eyes.

Little Orange: Wronged Baba jig

Over the past few days, Gu Qiu has become used to the 'General' attacking suddenly because of jealousy, and now he just patted the 'General' on the cat's head admonishingly, then pushed her away and licked his face, and hugged her to his In his arms, he was stroking every now and then.

Then, he spoke the closing remarks of the live broadcast to the camera.

On the other side, the capital star, the military department, and the marshal's office.

The three people crowded together in front of the desk, staring at Guangnao intently. After Gu Qiu finished his concluding remarks and turned off the live broadcast, the three of them looked at each other. Marshal Luke had a serious expression on his face:

"Major Zheng Chun, are you sure you've seen General Qin's cat like this?"

In fact, how could Marshal Luke have not seen Qin Shuyao's cat shape, but Marshal Luke looked at the general who was flattering Gu Qiu on the screen, and he really didn't want to admit it, this is their military department that has always been famous for their cold faces in the interstellar world. General Qin.

At this time, he felt that his idol was forced to open his business, and Zheng Chun was speechless, but suddenly remembered that after realizing that his idol was with his parents for food and clothing... this pair of CP, he fell for it! !

Zheng Chun, who was standing on the CP, stared straight at one person and one cat. Wait, why is Ah Jiu's live broadcast over, why is there still an image on the marshal's optical brain? !

Zheng Chun looked at Marshal Luke with a strange face, then Marshal Luke embarrassedly stroked his beard, turned off his brain, and smiled:

"Isn't it rare to see Xiao Qin like this? You have to tighten your tone for me. If Xiao Qin finds out, I'll only ask you two!"

Walker, who hadn't reacted at first, only reacted when he heard what Marshal Luke said. Immediately, his eyes were straightened. He glanced at Marshal Luke, then at Zheng Chun. What are these one and two? man? !Why do you like collecting black information about General Qin so much?But looking at General Qin's cat shape, in front of this blogger, it really makes people... hehe.

"Don't worry, don't worry!" The two hurriedly signed their tickets.

After all, as far as this matter is concerned, the two of them also have a share.

At this time, Marshal Luke had the leisure to continue stroking his beard, then glanced at the two of them, and then at Qin Shuyao's cat shape that he had saved as the background, and sighed:

"You all know that Xiao Qin is a mixed-race cat. Now that she has transformed into a cat, you can't let outsiders know about it. Otherwise, Xiao Qin may be in danger! The news about this matter must be sealed!"

"Marshal, we don't want to take Her Highness..." Zheng Chun promised with a serious face, and asked tentatively after finishing.

"Your Majesty, there is no Highness here, only generals! The royal family valued Xiao Qin on the surface, but the majestic royal family actually sent the queen's guards to look for the princess, and our king was only willing to send one of the troops. Not even a fraction of it, why is he afraid that I, Luke, will turn against me?!"

"When Xiao Qin comes back, see if I don't sue him! At that time, Xiao Qin will be completely a member of our military department!" After hearing Zheng Chun mentioning Qin Shuyao's title in the royal family, Luke said I didn't get angry, and when I came out, I remembered the king's indifferent performance in looking for Qin Shuyao, and immediately turned cold, then thought for a while, and said:

"Although Xiao Qin found out the spies in the military department this time, took them to the planet Kendra, and even eliminated them all by the hands of the star robbers, it just put her in danger, and now she is in this picture. Look, we must bring her back as soon as possible!"

"Without the protection of the military, Xiao Qin, now in the shape of a cat, is like a piece of fat with cubs. Find reliable people and make sure to bring Xiao Qin back!"

After Zheng Chun and Walker looked at each other, they nodded fiercely, and then Walker said with some hesitation:

"It's just the marshal. The general is now in the form of a cat. Once the hybrid cat is transformed into a cat... what if the general can't be transformed into a human?"

"Even if Xiao Qin can't transform into a human again, she's still my soldier. If you let her stay on that planet of trouble, are you afraid that the star robbers or the royal family will know it's too late?!"

"But, Planet Stri is a private planet. Even if we send a spaceship to bring the general back, we can't land!" Zheng Chun also expressed his concerns.

And Marshal Luke looked at Zheng Chun who was still maintaining his stupid face that seemed paralyzed at the moment, and his expression was indescribable:

"Major Zheng Chun, can you please use your brains? The general's whereabouts are very important. That blogger is very famous in the interstellar world. It is hard to guarantee that she will not leak it, so you go quietly and stop the spaceship." Go to the outside of the planet, take the aircraft to the planet, and bring the general out for me, if she hurts her hair, see how I will deal with you when I come back!"

Marshal Luke scolded Zheng Chun, and this kind of center held back his mouth a little aggrieved, and no longer maintained his facial paralysis:

"But Marshal, you also saw the general just now, what does she look like in front of, uh, this blogger, if we forcefully take the general away, and when the general turns into a human form, then how can we explain it to her?! "

Marshal Luke: "..."

He really didn't expect this!

"Then, how about abducting that blogger back to our military headquarters? I remember that blogger's private planet is the Interstellar Golden Vegetable Basket. The military department had approached her before, but it was a pity that she said that her planet was unable to supply it. There are so many people in our military department.

"Our Xiaoqin is a cat. This one is so cute and coquettish. Cough, cute, how much does that blogger like it? She can't escape this time. If she marries Xiaoqin in the future, the cats produced by that planet Why should the dishes be shared with our military headquarters, then the food in the canteen of our military headquarters can be upgraded to a higher level!"

Marshal Luke stumbled and finished these words, feeling almost awkward, almost biting his tongue off.

On the other side, after hearing that Marshal Luke had this intention, Zheng Chun, who was also preparing to stand in CP, picked up the optical brain early on and started tapping.

It didn't take long for Gu Qiu's personal information to be displayed on his optical brain. At this time, Marshal Luke had finished talking about his beautiful imagination. Zheng Chun looked at the marshal who was still dreaming, with a paralyzed face:

"Marshal, let me remind you that this blogger is also a, and with the general's appearance seen on the live broadcast so far, I'm afraid that the military department will be the general's dowry in the future."

Marshal Luke: "...What the hell?! She, she, she is a?! Then she still teases our little Qin?!"

When Marshal Luke heard what Zheng Chun said, he almost jumped up, but he also subconsciously recognized what Zheng Chun said. Seeing the one person and one cat that he used as a screen of light was particularly unpleasant, especially The screen froze at the moment when Gu Qiu scratched the general's chin.

You know, the throat is the most vulnerable place for animals, and it is the same for soldiers, and Xiao Qin is willing to put his neck in that woman's hand...

Why do you feel like you are going to marry your daughter? !

——The marshal from the mentality of an old father.