Fuck a cat and become a wife [Interstellar]

Sami was a little guilty by Qin Shuyao's eyes, and moved away involuntarily, but still said firmly:

"Your Excellency, if you don't tell me the truth about the specific progress of you and, um, the general's wife in the future, the suggestions I make to you may not necessarily give you satisfactory results!"

Qin Shuyao glanced at Sami in disbelief, then pursed her lips, and said:

"It's roughly that I did something that made Qiu, Qiuqiu very angry, but it was my cat body that did it, and Qiuqiu didn't know that I was that cat. Now, I want to put After Qiuqiu catches up with her, let Qiuqiu calm down..."

"Your Excellency General, are you finished now?!" Sami looked at Qin Shuyao and thought for a long time before he squeezed out such a few short words for himself, and his originally listening expression changed instantly.

Qin Shuyao nodded slightly, and Sami sat on the spot like a needle felt. The problem that Your Excellency General said is not easy to solve at all!

Don't say he hasn't been emotionally involved, but just hearing what your Excellency the General said, there are pitfalls everywhere, so what if he chases someone now?But in the future, old accounts will be turned over... Tsk tsk, Your Excellency General will be fined to kneel on the washboard, right? !

"Well, Your Excellency General, may you elaborate a little more?" Sami said tentatively.

But Qin Shuyao thought about all the things she had done, and was a little embarrassed to say it out, but seeing Sammy staring at her right and wrong, she suddenly felt a little embarrassed:

"The general situation between me and Qiuqiu is like this, you don't need to ask any more questions, just tell me how to chase girls!

After I have learned this, as long as I lightly hook my fingers, Qiuqiu humans will probably... Hehe.

At this moment, Sammy's eyes were completely darkened, and then he glanced at Qin Shuyao quietly, looking at Qin Shuyao who seemed to be immersed in his own thoughts, and there was a trace of trembling on the corner of his lips that made Sammy feel trembling all over. smile.

Taking advantage of Qin Shuyao not paying attention, Sammy quietly turned on his optical brain, and just typed the words "chasing girls" on Xingwang, when he saw a long list of questions below, he clicked in one , Sami raced against time to scan the top ten rows, and finally selected a few that were reliable, and then cleared his throat to bring Qin Shuyao back to his senses.

Qin Shuyao was originally fantasizing about the days when she successfully hooked up Gu Qiu, and then wanted Gu Qiu to be hugged and held high all day long, and the days of eating and drinking were delicious, and she was so happy that she didn't want to wake up from her fantasy for a while. come over.

After being woken up by Sami, Qin Shuyao was still a little bit unhappy, but this time the little bit of happiness disappeared quickly. After all, the world is big now, so it is better to chase Qiuqiu humans first!

"Captain Sami, tell me." Qin Shuyao straightened her face and sat upright, looking at her upright sitting posture and serious expression on her face, as if she was listening to some important matter.

Although Sami looked rather rude, he was rough and subtle. He went through what he saw just now in his mind, and then he chose his words carefully and said:

"Your Excellency, since you don't want to tell me the truth, let me tell you a few more practical techniques first. You can use whichever ones suit you."

The implication is that if it is not suitable but is used by Your Excellency the General, then don't do his business!

Get√

Qin Shuyao didn't notice Sami's scheming, and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice:

"Okay, tell me quickly, I'm listening!"

Sami licked his lips, and his eyes burst into a bright light. Although he failed to eat the melon this time, seeing the former iceberg-like general showing such a thirst for knowledge in front of him, he already felt that I am satisfied in my heart, it would be even better if I could take a photo of this scene with my optical brain!

However, this is just his imagination, and then Sammy will describe what he just saw in detail:

"Ahem, Your Excellency General, what I heard from you is that you and the future General's wife should still be considered strangers, right?"

Qin Shuyao frowned and thought hard for a while, then shook her head firmly: "Not really."

Sammy's eyes are round, what's going on?This is different from what Your Excellency the General told me just now!His Excellency General Mingming said that the future General's wife only saw her own cat body, but not her human form, so the two should not know each other now!Sammy thought so and asked the same question.

Qin Shuyao pursed her lips, and said with some embarrassment:

"Well, I just confessed to her today."

In the end, Qin Shuyao told Sami what happened when she confessed to Gu Qiu today, and asked Sami in distress:

"Obviously I think my human form is much better than that of a cat, but when a human being looks at that little broken cat, he is as gentle as spring wind and rain, but when he meets me, it is the bitter cold wind in autumn and winter that penetrates the heart. !"

Sammy: But isn't it all about you, Your Excellency General? !

Why did I never realize that when I usually look at an iceberg, His Excellency the taciturn general also has such a sand sculpture side, is it fun to be jealous of myself? !

Could it be that the general's Bingshan character design in the past is to cover up the sand sculpture in her bones? !

Although Sami thought so in his heart, he didn't dare to say it out. He could only pretend to be pondering for a long time, and suppressed his indescribable words. After thinking for a long time in his heart, he said:

"Then why don't you try to use your cat shape to lure the future general's wife?"

Qin Shuyao thought of the video of Gu Qiu letting the artificial intelligence clean up the two people in space on the day she left the planet Shideli, and couldn't help but feel that the hairs on her body were counted down. If it was in the shape of a cat, the hair on her body would probably explode, and she shook her head again and again. :

"No, no, no! I will be beaten to death by Qiuqiu!"

Sammy: ...

He suddenly found that there are too many things that the general today made him hard to explain. Why did he just know that he was afraid? Then why did he do such an unforgivable thing in the first place? !

Qin Shuyao shook her head like a rattle, and after she stopped, she looked at Sami sincerely:

"Captain Sammy, since you can handle a recruit in just one day, then I think you must be a veteran in this area, please teach me!"

At this moment, Sami regretted that he took on such a big job all of a sudden in order to eat melons, but seeing the sincerity in His Excellency General's eyes, he thought that if he refused, His Excellency General would not necessarily be rejected by the future General. Madam was beaten to death, but he must be beaten to death by Your Excellency the General first, right? !

Sami swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then he didn't think about what he just thought, and directly confessed:

"Well, since your Excellency wants to learn the skills of courting girls, you must first understand girls' minds. Girls generally have a more delicate mind, and they prefer to hear people praise her in this regard, Your Excellency General..."

At this point, Sami took a look at His Excellency General's usually calm face, thinking that if His Excellency General said something to praise others, it would be like red rain in the sky!Suddenly the whole person trembled, then paused, and then continued:

"Your Excellency General, you can search for this kind of compliments on people, especially girls, on the new website. Oh, by the way, Your Excellency General, since you have already reached the confession stage today, you can try to talk about some situations first. , girls should like these!"

Sammy thought about what he had just seen, and after reviewing it in his head to make sure there was no mistake, he raised his eyes to look at Qin Shuyao, only to see that Qin Shuyao directly turned on his optical brain, and turned on the Let's use the notebook to record important affairs in the army, and carefully write down everything that Sammy just said without changing a single word.

Sami glanced cautiously, and found that he hadn't moved a single word. Suddenly, he felt a little hot. He didn't expect that what he said one day, since he would be treated so seriously by His Excellency the General, he was a little excited when he thought about it!

Qin Shuyao's ten fingers were flying in the void, and quickly entered what Sami said just now, then looked at this passage, seemed to be chewing, read it again lightly, and then nodded seriously :

"Yes, no problem. Qiuqiu seems to like to hear people praise her more. I remember that when I woke up and saw Qiuqiu changing clothes, she asked me if I looked good!"

When Sammy heard this, he looked at Qin Shuyao with a sharp gaze. What did he hear?In the future, the general's wife actually changed clothes in the same room as the general, and asked the general if he looked good? !

You have already developed to this level of intimacy, why do you want to play again and pursue it again? ! !

Qin Shuyao's unintentional words made Sami's heart agitated, but Sami, like Qin Shuyao, usually had no expression on his face, and now Sami's eyes were brighter, except There was no other abnormality, and Qin Shuyao didn't notice it, then Qin Shuyao raised her chin and continued:

"Captain Sammy, go ahead!"

Sami swallowed his saliva, and after swallowing the invisible big melon, he continued:

"Your Excellency, according to the data analysis of the main brain, most girls are especially prone to psychological dependence when they are faced with a hero saving the beauty, oh no, when the general saves the beauty, and then they can achieve the result you want, Your Excellency General! "

After saying this, I, Sami, looked at Qin Shuyao with a smile in my eyes.

"The general save the beauty?" Qin Shuyao did not react after repeating it. When she did, she stared at Sami expressionlessly for a while, stared straight at Sami, broke out in a cold sweat, and then moved away. The look in his eyes made fun of her? !snort!

"However, this method sounds more useful. I remember that in the historical documents left by the ancient earth that I read before, it seems that there are many plots that start with "heroes save the beauty". Write it down!"

Qin Shuyao recited the word "hero save the beauty to death" a lot. Seeing that Sammy touched his nose in embarrassment, he gave up:

"However, regarding the hero's rescue of the beauty, Qiuqiu's current physical fitness level does not seem to be in any danger. I have to plan carefully!"

Sammy himself was also a little dazed, completely forgetting that the wife of the future general whom he punished today had such a strong physical fitness level that he was tested in the training room. up!

As a result, Qin Shuyao received Sami's admiring eyes.

Afterwards, Sammy simply said all the things he remembered, what made the wife of the future general jealous, physical contact, grabbing a woman's stomach is grabbing a woman's heart, all kinds of moves that can enhance feelings, Everything he memorized just now was explained to Qin Shuyao in detail like a few treasures, obviously with a very experienced appearance.

At this time, Qin Shuyao, like a student taking notes in class, stared at the screen projected by the optical brain without raising his head, his fingers kept dancing in the void, watching the lines recorded by the optical brain Qin Shuyao didn't have time to think about the words. After Sami finally finished speaking, Qin Shuyao looked at the tricks that Sami gave her, pondered for a moment, and then wrote the title on it:

On the Raiders Qiuqiu Human Plan.

It looks tall and tall when you read it, Qin Shuyao rubbed her chin and thought, well, now I'm waiting for myself to attack!

Seeing the satisfied look in Qin Shuyao's eyes, Sami raised his hand and wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead. He felt that talking to Your Excellency the General made him tremble with fear today, and it was all his own fault. You have to pretend to be tough, Your Majesty the General, hey!

Qin Shuyao didn't know what Sami was thinking at the moment. After getting what she wanted, she was ready to sit at the desk and contribute to her proposal. After the scene, he also got up quickly, greeted Qin Shuyao, and prepared to leave.

Qin Shuyao was busy with her own affairs, and let Sami go out without raising her head. As soon as Sami went out, she met Zheng Chun who was walking towards her:

"battalion commander!"

Zheng Chun came here at this moment because he knew that Qin Shuyao was busy with official business in the office, and he handed over the official business to Qin Shuyao. I thought that I just installed my deputy battalion commander.

This made Zheng Chun suddenly a little puzzled. As far as he knew, Sami didn't have any deep communication with His Excellency General, and His Excellency General always had a cold-faced appearance in the military headquarters. How can they get together when they seem to be all dull-mouthed gourds? !

"Sami, what are you doing here?" Zheng Chun asked, frowning.

Speaking of which, no matter where he is, Shangguan doesn’t like his subordinates to leapfrog to find his own Shangguan. From the look on his face, he knew what Zheng Chun was thinking.

Then, I thought that Your Excellency the General didn't intend to keep me secret just now, and Major Zheng Chun is His Excellency General's adjutant, so it doesn't matter if Major Zheng Chun knows it?

Sami thought so in his heart, then he hesitated, and then vaguely said what happened just now:

"Your Excellency, you want to ask me some emotional questions. After I answered your Excellency, Your Excellency is currently busy inside..."

After Sami said this, Zheng Chun had a thousand and ten thousand disbeliefs!As far as he knows, since entering the military academy, Sami has been spending all day in the training room. Every day, the dormitory, cafeteria, and training are three o'clock and one line. .As for Sammy's relationship problem, many people below speculate that in the future, he will definitely find a match with the mastermind!But I didn't expect that Your Excellency the General would ask Sami such a question?

Perhaps the unbelief on Zheng Chun's face was too obvious, and Sammy poked his neck and said:

"Battalion Commander, don't underestimate people. Since Your Excellency General can ask me this kind of question, it proves that he must know that what I said has merit!"

Zheng Chun looked at Sami's appearance, pursed his lips, and said:

"Tsk, I hope the truth is as you said."

Sami was a bit upright at first, but after hearing Zheng Chun's ambiguous words, he felt a little guilty and didn't look into Zheng Chun's eyes. He felt that the battalion commander seemed to know something. Did you find those things on the Internet to fool Your Excellency the General? !

But speaking of which, the things I found looked quite reliable, otherwise, Your Excellency the General is so smart, how could he just let himself go like this? !

It's a pity that Sami didn't know that his Excellency the General is a little white in his feelings. Naturally, what he said, as long as he touches a little bit, he will be regarded as a treasure by the General!

After seeing Sami leave, Zheng Chun stared at his back for a long time. If he guessed correctly, His Excellency the General was worrying about Ms. Gu Qiu, but he couldn’t figure out why the General would go because of this. I'm going to find Sammy, the big bastard!

Sammy doesn't seem to know anything about these things, don't be fooled by the time and don't even know!

Thinking of what His Excellency the General had done that was a scam, he couldn't help but mourn for His Excellency the General in his heart for three seconds, hoping that His Excellency the General could truly reconcile with Ms. Gu Qiu after using what Sami said. otherwise……

Tsk, then the military department will have a lot of fun!

He has watched the video of Ms. Gu Qiu letting the artificial intelligence hang and beat the two intruders in space many times. He still remembers the torture methods in it so far. He really didn't know who he should help, after all, Ms. Gu Qiu's methods seemed too terrifying to him!

But Your Excellency the General has always been my idol, if I don't help out a little bit, I won't feel good if Your Excellency the General is treated too badly by Ms. Gu Qiu, won't I?The feeling of idol disillusionment is really terrible!

Zheng Chun's mind was turning back and forth, he knocked on the door, and after getting Qin Shuyao's permission, he pushed the door and walked in, and then saw Qin Shuyao sitting at the desk, concentrating on beating on the optical brain. He didn’t even hear the sound of Zheng Chun’s footsteps walking in. Without looking at Zheng Chun, Zheng Chun walked over quietly. He also glanced at it, glanced at the title on it, and Zheng Chun returned directly. In situ:

This time he chose to stand on the sidelines. If the name of the title of the second grade is really implemented, Mr. General, I am afraid that Ms. Gu Qiu will beat him to death!

Speaking of which, although I don't have any experience in emotions, I have enough theoretical knowledge. Your Excellency General, you don't even ask yourself...

After Qin Shuyao typed the last word that she had conceived on the plan, she let out a sigh of relief, and only then did she take a leisurely look at Zheng Chun:

"Major Zheng, what are you doing here?"

"I don't know if you have finished handling the official affairs sent to Your Excellency the General today? If there is anything that needs my help, I will do my best." What Ren Zhengchun thought in his heart, but on the surface he looked serious.

Qin Shuyao: ...

She seems to have forgotten to deal with official duties. It's really a beauty that misleads people. It's all because Qiuqiu humans are too attractive, so I can't wait to want her, and try every means to abduct her into my hands!

Qin Shuyao had a sweet smile on her face as she thought about it, Zheng Chun took a look and then stopped looking, tsk, this smell of dog food!

Qin Shuyao didn't immerse herself for too long this time, and after suddenly regaining her senses, she pretended to be nonchalant:

"I'm still dealing with official business. If there is any problem, I will come to you."

Zheng Chun nodded and walked out of Qin Shuyao's office.

Qin Shuyao read and re-read the plan she made, only to feel that every link was wrong, so she closed the notepad with satisfaction. This time, Qiuqiu human beings can't escape from the palm of her hand!

At the same time, having fun with Xiaojuzi in the dormitory, Gu Qiu just felt a chill down his spine, as if he was being missed by someone!

Because Gu Qiu is in the cafeteria all day today and has no time to go back to the dormitory, Xiaojuzi has been hungry for most of the day. After Gu Qiu came back, he quickly made a portion of the fast food meal he had prepared for Xiaojuzi. The food was delicious, but the doors of the other three rooms opened a small crack involuntarily, and then remembered the sound of swallowing saliva one after another.

Hearing that, Gu Qiu was funny and helpless, but there were really not many fast food meals. When I came here, I only knew that cats were allowed in the military area, but I didn't expect that the canteen in the military area did not allow take-away meals!

And Xiaojuzi has a cat in the dormitory. The time is too tight today, and there is no time to take it to the cafeteria to eat together. In addition, the recruits behind can communicate with the outside world, and there is still one month. Newcomer to the military region, need to get used to it, Xiaojuzi may have to rely on this instant meal to save his life due to unexpected circumstances, so Gu Qiu did not send out the instant meal.

Gu Qiu touched the little orange, felt the soft touch of the soft hair that belongs to cats, and couldn't help but think of the black-skinned white-hearted who once rolled around coquettishly at her.

hair balls.

It's just that now that the hairball has become a human, it's not cute anymore!

After much deliberation, the little orange is still the cutest right now. Gu Qiu waited for the little orange to finish eating the fast food, then hugged the little orange into his arms, stroked the little orange's hair, and then slapped it hard. A kiss was placed on the forehead, and the little orange let out a tender and soft cry, and the body of the person who listened was numb.

"Good baby! Mama~"

"Meow!" Want Dad!

Fortunately, Gu Qiu can't understand cat language now, otherwise he would be so angry that his lungs would explode!