Fuck a cat and become a wife [Interstellar]

Gu Qiu returned to the dormitory full of thoughts. As soon as he opened the door, he saw four cats in the dormitory running parkour in the living room. They were having so much fun that Gu Qiu watched for a while without noticing her.

When the four cats finally saw Gu Qiu, Qi Qi stared at her. Three of the house cats saw Gu Qiu, probably because they felt ashamed, and then scattered into the house, leaving only the little one behind. Tangerine a cat.

Little Orange looked up at Gu Qiu, and softly and softly called out to Gu Qiu:

"Meow!" Ma Ma!

Hearing this cry, Gu Qiu's heart subconsciously turned into a puddle of water, but then it reminded Gu Qiu that when he brought Qin Shuyao home, she also used a small The milk voice calls myself...

Thinking of this, Gu Qiu couldn't help but fell into deep thought, and Xiaojuzi looked at Gu Qiu who had been ignoring him, tilted his head in some doubts, and then walked towards Gu Qiu with elegant catwalks. Rubbing back and forth on the side of his legs, and meowing twice from time to time, it seems to be asking Gu Qiu why he hasn't come back for so long?

Gu Qiu came back to his senses from Xiaojuzi's barking one after another. He showed a gentle smile to Xiaojuzi, then hugged Xiaojuzi into his arms, and tapped Xiaojuzi's pink and tender nose. , said with a smile:

"It's been a long time since I wore Xiaotanger, but I really want to die!"

Gu Qiu also bullied Xiaojuzi for not being able to speak, if Xiaojuzi could talk, she would have curled her lips in disdain: Nonsense!If you miss others, why would you think about all kinds of messy things and ignore them as soon as you come back!

It's a pity that Xiaojuzi couldn't express his protest at this moment, so he could only use his teeth to grind his teeth on Gu Qiu's fingers. Little head, and then kissed Xiao Orange's forehead fiercely:

"Little bastard!"

Just when Gu Qiu was hugging the little orange and being intimate, the three house cats came out of their rooms one by one. When they saw Gu Qiu, they all looked away in embarrassment. In the end, it was He who was the liveliest. Li, with a cheeky face, smiled at Gu Qiu:

"That Aqiu, you haven't come back for a long time this time. We heard the little orange kept barking in your house. We were afraid that something would happen to it, so we opened your door without your permission."

long time?I didn't expect that the conversion of the time inside during training is the same as outside. Then I stayed inside for so long, wouldn't the little orange be starving? !

Unexpectedly, Gu Qiu was a little worried about this problem. He touched the little orange's belly and found that the little orange's belly was bulging at the moment. At this moment, Hurley saw Gu Qiu's movements and explained:

"Because you haven't come back, so we secretly packed meals from the cafeteria every day and came back to eat for the little orange. But the little guy didn't eat well a few days ago, and he couldn't bear the hunger after watching it, so we started again. After eating it, I really don’t know how you fed it before, even the delicious food in the cafeteria doesn’t taste good to it!”

Speaking of this, Hurley glanced at the small sentence with some jealousy. It was obviously the food in the cafeteria. Although it was not as good as the fast food meal that Ah Qiu gave them before, it was already considered an excellent delicacy on their planet. Yes, but this little kitten was so ignorant when they brought it back!

After hearing what Heli said, Gu Qiu took a closer look at the little orange. He thought that it would lose weight after being hungry for two days, but he didn't expect that the little orange seemed to be round again. Gu Qiu stared at the little orange. Tangerine looked at it for a while, then said:

"But, I think Xiaoju's appearance doesn't look like she's been hungry..."

After listening to Gu Qiu's words, Han Susu walked up to Gu Qiu's side. At this moment, Han Susu was not as shy as she was when Gu Qiu found out that she was a cat. She pulled Lin Na down and sat down, and poked her with her index finger. Little Orange's small head said angrily:

"Yeah, it really doesn't look like it's been hungry, but it's almost tormenting us all!"

"I searched for food for it in different ways every day in every cafeteria window. I was afraid that it would starve it out. Afterwards, I was really hungry and couldn't bear it, so I started to eat what we brought back. Don't eat it. Already, it’s like a bottomless pit when you eat amazing food!”

"What do you think we were doing just now? Aren't we afraid that this little guy will eat too much and won't be able to digest it then!"

Yes, that's right, I played with this little guy because I was afraid that he would not digest well, and I didn't tease him because of the cuteness of this little guy!

With that said, Hurley immediately gave the three of them parkour in the living room just now, and made an excuse that the room they were allocated was too small. How can there be a living room so big that it is fun to run? !

Gu Qiu pinched the little orange, the layer of flesh on his belly swayed, looking at his house cats, they really did their best for the little orange!

Afterwards, Gu Qiu showed them a smile, and then put the little oranges on the sofa beside him to his room. In fact, he took out some snacks he had collected from his own space, and replaced the packaging with economical ones. After storing the packages of food, then walk out with a bag full:

"This is the first time, I really want to thank you all. If it weren't for you, I guess when I come back, Little Orange..."

"These are my thoughts, and I hope you like them."

Gu Qiu said to the three of them with a smile on his face. Hurley, who was originally a foodie, stared at the snacks in Gu Qiu's hands, swallowed hard, and then waved his hands:

"No, no need, we like little oranges too!"

But those snacks look so tempting! !

Han Susu and Lin Na helped take care of Xiaojuzi, not because of Gu Qiu's thanks, they both waved their hands and refused, but just thinking about the instant meal that Gu Qiu gave them before, the taste seemed to be still lingering in their mouths, and they couldn't help but He swallowed his saliva.

Gu Qiu looked at the duplicity of the three cats, raised his eyebrows, and then slowly tore open the package. As soon as the package was torn open, the familiar and easy-to-hook scent filled the air. Air:

"You really don't want to try it?"

"It's really a pity. I opened this, so I can't keep it for a long time, but I can't eat it now, so these things..."

As Gu Qiu said, he was about to get up and throw away these things, but at this moment, Hurley, who had already been seduced by a scent and his mouth was already full of saliva, rushed forward to stop Gu Qiu:

"Well, Ah Qiu, since you can't eat, then let us help you, it's not good to waste food!"

Gu Qiu handed the snacks in his hand to Hurley. Reasonably, after receiving it, he took out a potato chip that smelled so mouth-watering, and put it in his mouth. The unique taste of potatoes and various flavors A special smell of spices spread in the mouth, but Hurley didn't taste the taste of this potato at all, which was different from the strong earthy smell of potatoes in Interstellar!

"It's delicious, it's so delicious that you can't wait to swallow your tongue, Susu, Nana, try it!"

After Hurley ate a piece of potato chips, he hurriedly greeted Han Susu and Lin Na excitedly. Gu Qiu looked at the little orange, whose stomach was so stuffed that he wanted to rush over there. He quickly stopped the little orange and sat down with a smile. On the side, watching the three people eating happily, this is the charm of food.

Because of his mental tension all the time in the battlefield, even when he was sleeping, he did not force himself to sleep. Now that he came out suddenly, after arriving in a stable environment, Gu Qiu soon became sleepy.

After frolicking with the three cockroaches, Gu Qiu went back to his room with the little tangerine in his arms, gave him some snacks, then fell on the bed with the little tangerine in his arms, and fell into a deep sleep.

Gu Qiu fell into a deep sleep, but Qin Shuyao was scolded by the marshal in the marshal's office like a dog bloody:

"Xiao Qin, Xiao Qin, I don't usually see you being so active. Why did you rush forward when something happened in training this time?! You are my promising successor. If you have any problems, let me What to do in the future, what will the military do in the future?!"

"A physical level like yours is rare in a thousand years, but you rushed into it when everything was unknown! Are you desperate?!"

Qin Shuyao opened her mouth to explain, in terms of the previous situation, other than her, other people may not be able to come out after entering!After all, other people don't trust Qiuqiu human beings as much as she does. Qiuqiu human beings can do whatever they want!This training, if everyone can come out safe and sound, someone will take the lead, but if someone else goes in...

Then, everything is not certain.After all, it's not like she hasn't experienced 1 Dozen N before!

But in the hidden place of her heart, Qin Shuyao thought, she still has selfish intentions. Under such circumstances, if she doesn't go in, maybe she won't even be able to see Qiuqiu's human being for the last time!Whether it's for those soldiers or Qiuqiu humans, she has to go in.

It's just that even though she was full of intentions to explain at this moment, she was glared at by the marshal again, and then interrupted what she was about to say:

"Don't think I don't know your little thoughts, I was young too! You probably rushed in like this this time because the recruit was inside?! I see, you are really dazzled by beauty !"

Qin Shuyao didn't dare to lift her head when the marshal said it, but she muttered softly in her mouth:

"If Qiuqiu can really confuse me with her beauty, that would be great!"

The marshal was used to being an old father, and seeing Qin Shuyao's cowardly appearance, he thought it was funny, but also felt that the anger in his heart hadn't subsided, so he couldn't help frowning and said loudly:

"What are you talking about? Speak up and let me hear it too!"

Qin Shuyao was taken aback, and the expression on her face was not so paralyzed now, or after she came out of the training ground, Qin Shuyao's expression was not as cold as before.

"This, that, by the way, Marshal, it's all thanks to Qiuqiu that we can come out this time! Do you think we should give Qiuqiu a little reward?" Qin Shuyao tactfully changed the subject, her tone as if It was different than usual.

And the marshal never thought that Qin Shuyao made such a big mistake this time, and even asked for favors from himself!

Immediately, the marshal was so angry that his beard grew tall, and he gave Qin Shuyao a hard look:

"The military department naturally has clear rewards and punishments. You don't need to say more about it. On the contrary, this time, look at the good things you did to me! You, you, you are suspended now. I will find someone else to take over the affairs of the military region. Give me Go back now and think carefully about where you went wrong this time!"

When Qin Shuyao heard what the Marshal said, she looked a little unhappy on the face, but she was actually very happy in her heart, and then said quickly:

"Okay, Marshal, I must think about it!"

Then Qin Shuyao paid a military salute, turned around and left the marshal's office, just now she was afraid that she would not have time to chase after Qiuqiu human beings, today Qiuqiu human beings looked at her with fear!

The marshal waited for Qin Shuyao to dodge quickly, then stared at the door angrily, his gaze almost pierced through the door, and then waited until the anger gradually subsided, the marshal realized that his suspension this time seemed to be for this guy Created the conditions to pursue Gu Qiu, and suddenly the whole person was in a bad mood!

Qin Shuyao walked out of the military headquarters with a sullen face, and then walked towards her dormitory in the military area. Although the expression on her face was still cold, her steps were a little brisk, and Qin Shuyao was always the most familiar Zheng Chun, who ran into Qin Shuyao at this moment, looked at Qin Shuyao's appearance a little strangely and asked:

"Your Excellency, what's wrong with you?"

Qin Shuyao said lightly, "I have been suspended."

Zheng Chun:? ! !

Then I heard Qin Shuyao's brisk voice:

"So don't come to me for all the official business in the future, I will concentrate on hooking up Qiuqiu!"

Zheng Chun: =_= I didn’t expect you to be such a general!

It's just that although Cao was speechless in his heart, Zheng Chun could only watch Qin Shuyao walk into his dormitory.

After Qin Shuyao entered the dormitory, the paralyzed expression on her face could not be adjusted for a long time. She forced herself to smile in front of the mirror, but this smile immediately made the cold and beautiful The face instantly became a little weird.

This reminded Qin Shuyao that she seemed to be smiling at Qiuqiu humans with such a face today...

emmm... Are Qiuqiu humans scared by me? !

Thinking of this possibility, Qin Shuyao felt bad all over. She picked up the flesh on her face in front of the mirror, trying to make the flesh soft, and then pulled the muscles on her face with her fingers to make a smiley emoticon.

But after tossing and tossing for a long time, Qin Shuyao finally found a suitable angle, and the smile he revealed was reserved and restrained.

It fits her temperament!

Just like that, Qin Shuyao complacently stared at herself in the mirror, looking at herself, the more satisfied she looked, thinking that next time she would use such a smile to find Qiuqiu human beings, and at that time, she was sure that human beings would be attracted by her charm Fascinated by...

Go!Let Qiuqiu humans get drunk in their own smiles! !

And the intelligent robot that has been accompanying Qin Shuyao has lit up since Qin Shuyao came in, with two big blue eyes, wanting to say hello to Qin Shuyao, but Qin Shuyao directly bypassed her after entering the door, He went straight to the mirror in the bathroom, and the intelligent robot rolled his roller skates and chased after him. With a pair of blue eyes and a puzzled look, he looked at Qin Shuyao.

Afterwards, Qin Shuyao heard the blue eyes of her intelligent robot flicker, and broadcast a report:

"Drip - detected abnormal behavior of the owner, and began to conduct physical examination."

"Drip - the heart rate is normal, the blood pressure is normal, and the pupil recognition is normal."

"Drip——Comprehensive test results, the owner is normal. In view of the abnormal behavior of the owner, the video of all the actions of the owner just now will be transmitted to the main brain for re-examination!"

Qin Shuyao: ...

When Qin Shuyao heard it, she was taken aback for a moment, then rushed over immediately, and then shut down the intelligent robot before it sent the silly video of herself just now.

Afterwards, the crowd had to look through the video, and saw herself in the video smiling ripplingly in the mirror, and she couldn't help but cover her face with that silly look.

My mother, I was almost ashamed!

It's just that this intelligent robot is so stupid, it really needs to be returned to the factory for maintenance!

This general is obviously a spring heart sprouting, spring heart sprouting to cut? ! !

She doesn't admit that the stupid woman in the video is her own. Anyway, when Qiuqiu humans see her, she must be her charming self!

It's just that it's not good if I just go like this...

Qin Shuyao thought about it, and then pulled out from her optical brain the plan for attacking Qiuqiu humans that she had specially obtained from Sami:

"Hey, I found it. To grab a woman's heart, first grab a woman's stomach!"

Qin Shuyao has long been familiar with Gu Qiu's habits during the days spent with Gu Qiu on the planet Shideli, and Gu Qiu has never wronged herself when it comes to eating on the planet Shideli. As a foodie, if you start from this aspect, then...

Hey, isn't Qiuqiu human beings at their fingertips? ! !

Qin Shuyao, who thought of cooking, walked out of the bathroom, sat on the sofa in the living room, turned on her optical brain, and searched for videos of cooking food.

Due to the evolution of interstellar natural food in the long river of history, it has not degenerated very well, but in terms of method, it has achieved the ultimate in the word "color" in one of the three poles of food.

Qin Shuyao looked higher and higher, and then suddenly stood up from the sofa——

Hey, no, what about the pot?What about the knife?What about the food? !

Qin Shuyao saw that she was fully equipped, but only the kitchen was empty in the dormitory. She turned on the optical brain again, and then went to the star network to go shopping like crazy.

It's just that after buying all these things, Qin Shuyao looked at the amount on it and swallowed. He didn't expect to spend so much on food, and he seemed to have a sky-high bill from Qiuqiu humans. Now It seems that Qiuqiu humans didn't fool themselves, and they seemed to be quite edible there...

In the end, Qin Shuyao gritted her teeth, and bought all the utensils, and finally bought a lot of dishes that Gu Qiu and Gu Qiu often cooked on Shi Deli.

Don't ask her why a dignified general and princess is so poor, in fact, the military department is a bottomless pit!The capital star is okay, the Ministry of Finance dare not deduct it harshly, but other remote planets are different...

Qin Shuyao looked at the four big characters of successful transaction on the page and felt heartbroken bleeding, but if these can be exchanged for the love of Qiuqiu human beings, it would be worth it!

Afterwards, after placing the order, Qin Shuyao wanted to drink a glass of water to calm down, and wanted to call her intelligent robot to pour water, but found that it had just been turned off by herself...

Thinking of the embarrassing scene just now, Qin Shuyao grimaced and formatted the intelligent robot. It's better not to let anyone know about such embarrassing things!

Afterwards, Qin Shuyao leaned on the sofa, leisurely waiting for the delivery from Star Express.

At the same time, at the gate of the military headquarters, Interstellar Express put the utensils and vegetables ordered by Qin Shuyao at the gate and left. This is the orderly responsible for picking up the courier. When he walked over and saw the recipient on it, he was shocked :

"General, Your Excellency General?!"

And these couriers can be seen from the outlines to be pots, pans, shovels and so on. Is it possible that Your Excellency General is now planning to develop his new hobby? !

The orderly was suspicious, then put these things on his cart and walked into the gate of the military headquarters.

Not long after he left, he ran into Zheng Chun who came to look for the marshal. Although Zheng Chun liked to imitate Qin Shuyao with a cold face, he was kind to others. He greeted the orderly and said kindly:

"Good afternoon, you have worked hard, and you have taken so many things."

The orderly naturally knew Zheng Chun, and after realizing that Zheng Chun was Qin Shuyao's adjutant, he immediately said with a bitter face:

"Major Zheng Chun, the things I'm carrying now are all delivered by Your Excellency the General, but this delivery seems...not normal, could it be that Your Excellency General has had his brain stolen?!"

After Zheng Chun heard what the orderly said, he smiled in his heart, thinking that the orderly might have started to make a fuss when he saw some signs of abnormality in His Excellency the General!After he became an adjutant, did he say anything to the general who is so sculpted in sand? !

Afterwards, Zheng Chun leaned over and took a look behind the orderly. He was stunned for an instant, and said with some difficulty:

"Your Excellency, this is too much of a blow, are you going to change your career?"

Booming in a trance...

Zheng Chun muttered to himself, but the orderly couldn't pick it up. In the end, he saluted Zheng Chun, and then pushed the couriers towards Qin Shuyao's dormitory. At this moment, Zheng Chun walked to the marshal's room with a confused face. After knocking on the door of his office, the Marshal called in. After Zheng Chun entered, he was still in the mood just now, not knowing what to say for a while.

"What's the matter? Colonel Zheng Chun, did you come here to dream?"

The marshal is still angry at Qin Shuyao's previous actions, and now seeing the adjutant beside Qin Shuyao, his tone is not very good, but Zheng Chun is still immersed in his own thoughts at the moment, and has not looked back for a long time Surprisingly, it was the Marshal who asked Zheng Chun and subconsciously said:

"Master Marshal, Your Excellency General seems to have suffered too much from the suspension, and now I'm going to change my career as a chef!"

marshal:? ? ?

Are you donkey me? ! !