I have the beauty of the villain's love

It's already autumn, and with the windows closed, the chirping of insects outside can also be heard inside the house.

Hearing the noisy voice, Linghu Yin, who had been unable to fall asleep for a long time, sat up in cloak, and the candle on the table shook because of his movements.

"Evergreen."

A voice echoed from outside the door, "General."

"Have you arranged for Xie Yinghuai's residence?" Linghuyin asked suddenly.

Changqing hesitated, "General, you didn't..."

Linghu Yin was very upset because he knew that he hadn't arranged a place for Xie Yinghuai. He interrupted Chang Qing and asked, "How many rooms are there in Mr. Zhou's yard?"

Chang Qing said, "Two rooms, one for Mr. Zhou and one for his servant."

With Xie Yinghuai's status, how could he concede to the slave's room, he might sleep on the same bed with Zhou Lang.

It's not uncommon for two men to be in the same room, but Linghu Yin felt restless for no reason.

"General—"

Linghu Yinfu lay down again, "It's all right."

After tossing and turning on the couch for a long time, when Linghuyin closed his eyes, the scene where Zhou Lang had that thing on his leg when he sucked his finger suddenly appeared in front of his eyes - he thought of it many times later, always telling himself that It was Zhou Lang's own thing, which accidentally got on his leg.But now this scene suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, which made him feel depressed and had another thread of thoughts that he couldn't grasp.

Linghu Yin opened his eyes and sat up again, but this time he put on his clothes and stood up.

Changqing heard the sound of the door opening, and turned around to see Linghuyin standing behind him.

"What time is it now?"

The moonlight was shining brightly outside, and the whole courtyard seemed to be covered with a layer of frost and snow.Changqing raised his hand and glanced at the position of the moon, "It's about Haishi."

"Go and call Mr. Zhou over," Linghu Yin said.

Chang Qing was slightly stunned, "General, at this hour, Mr. Zhou may have already fallen asleep."

Linghuyin didn't know that Zhou Lang had fallen asleep now, he was very tired during the day, but it was difficult to fall asleep at night, and the anxiety in his heart was even worse when he closed his eyes.Anxiety for no reason.

After Chang Qing finished speaking, he looked up to see Linghu Yin's face was condensed, it didn't seem like he said it casually, although he had doubts in his heart, he still took orders.

Zhou Lang over there is not asleep yet, but his buttocks are swollen and painful from the beating. He cannot lie down and can only lie on the couch.Xie Yinghuai slept on the same bed with him, but Zhou Lang was lying on the inside, and he was lying on the outside, with his eyes closed as if he had fallen asleep.

"Xie Xiaohou, are you asleep?" Zhou Lang lay on his stomach, short of breath with his chest pressed, how could he fall asleep.

Xie Yinghuai was thinking about something, and opened his eyes when Zhou Lang called him.It's just that he didn't hear what Zhou Lang said, so he turned his head to look at him, "Huh?"

Zhou Lang put his arms on his chin, "I can't sleep."

Xie Yinghuai looked at his hair hanging loose on his shoulders, bent his lips and smiled, turned over and put his arms on Zhou Lang's shoulders, "You can fall asleep with my arms around you."

Both of them had dissolute temperaments, and Zhou Lang felt that Lord Xie was joking when he was spoken so frivolously, "Master Xie, tell me a story——I can't sleep, I want to hear it."

"Master Ben doesn't know how to tell any stories." Xie Yinghuai slid down the hand holding Zhou Lang's shoulder, and pulled up the thin quilt that had slid down to his waist.

Zhou Lang saw that Xie Yinghuai would not turn his back on him, so he had to push forward, "Then singing a tune is also fine."

Xie Yinghuaiyi hummed twice, and only after humming twice, Zhou Lang recognized that it was a profane song written by him.It was a long, long time ago, and it was done to tease an oiran lady, unexpectedly Xie Yinghuai still remembered the tune.

Xie Yinghuai finished humming, and lightly stroked Zhou Lang's shoulder with his palm, "I've hummed the tune for you too, it's time to sleep."

Zhou Lang couldn't sleep, he saw that Xie Xiaohou closed his eyes again, and suddenly remembered what Linghuyin had said to him, "Xie Xiaohou."

"Ok?"

Xie Yinghuai opened her eyes.He originally had romantic peach blossom eyes, but in the candlelight, half-opened and half-closed, there is a bit of the charm of a begonia sleeping in spring.

"Linghuyin said that you used to be a gifted scholar, and you even served as a companion to the prince." Zhou Lang said.

Xie Yinghuai didn't deliberately conceal it, but he didn't go into details, and responded vaguely.

"Then why did you come to Lin'an?" Zhou Lang was also curious.If Xie Yinghuai really had the talent that is well-known in the capital, with his respected status, it would not be difficult for him to be an excellent minister in the ruling and opposition parties that value literature over military affairs.

"Come whenever you want." After saying this, Xie Yinghuai closed her eyes.

Seeing his appearance, Zhou Lang knew that he didn't want to talk, so he didn't ask any more, and buried his head between his arms, waiting for sleepiness to strike.

There was a thick layer of candle tears under the candlestick on the table, Xie Yinghuai who closed his eyes suddenly sighed, "You made me so disturbed that I couldn't sleep."

Zhou Lang raised his head and saw Xie Yinghuai resting his chin on one hand and looking at him with his eyes open.

"Tell me a story." Xie Yinghuai said.Just now when Zhou Lang asked him about the past, he didn't want to think about it at first, but when he closed his eyes, someone blew on those boxes that seemed to have accumulated dust in the past, and the dust with a rotten smell rose up one after another.

The only stories that Zhou Lang can tell are the romantic anecdotes about seeking flowers and asking willows.It's just that Young Lord Xie and him share the same smell, and he can tell the name of the woman he is talking about with just one mouthful.

After several repetitions, Zhou Lang couldn't continue talking.

Seeing his pensive expression, Xie Yinghuai felt very relieved, "Why, you can even write excerpts, so it's so difficult for you to tell a story?"

Zhou Lang's excerpts are all born out of ancient and modern stories about idiots who complain about men and women, with their own embellishments, but they are all the same inside, and there is no big difference in telling them.But Xie Yinghuai looked like he wanted to listen, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he casually pulled out the Journey to the West.It's just that those are all stories that he read in his previous life. He couldn't remember any details. In order to control the plot for himself, he only introduced a protagonist.

Xie Xiaohou kept his eyes closed and listened, and he laughed when he heard that the monkey was suppressed by the Buddha at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain after making a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace.

Hearing his laugh, Zhou Lang paused.

"So what if you have the ability to move mountains and fill seas, how can you fight against all the gods and Buddhas with your own strength." Xie Yinghuai didn't know what he thought of, and made such a sigh.

Zhou Lang, "Do you know what happened 500 years later?"

"The Buddha asked him to go west to learn scriptures and save all sentient beings. He waited for 500 years, and his temper must have worn off, so he went obediently." Xie Yinghuai seemed to have guessed the fate of the people in the book.

This story does not exist in this world, but Xie Yinghuai was able to say the ending with such certainty.

There was silence between the two.

Xie Yinghuai suddenly opened his eyes, and smiled flirtatiously, "I want to be peaceful in the morning and drunk in the evening. I want to enjoy myself in time, and I will live my life."

"I haven't told the ending yet." Looking at Xie Yinghuai's appearance, Zhou Lang said such a sentence out of nowhere.

The ending is actually almost the same as what Xie Yinghuai said.

The stubborn monkey who made troubles in the sky finally became a puppet who went through all kinds of hardships and became one of the gods and Buddhas in the sky.

"Then tell me, what's the ending?" Xie Yinghuai didn't ask, he just wanted to know the difference between the ending and what he guessed.

"Sun Wukong escaped from Wuzhi Mountain, snatched the Golden Cudgel of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and went to fight with Tathagata—and won the fight, and went back to the Water Curtain Cave to be happy." The story was changed beyond recognition by Zhou Lang, but Now he is not afraid at all that Wu Cheng'en will jump out of the coffin to argue with him.

When the sound fell, the air seemed to freeze.

It took Xie Yinghuai a long time before he blinked, only this time, he didn't smile.

"It's just a story." After saying this, a smile appeared in his peach blossom eyes, and he leaned in front of Zhou Lang, "Since I've heard the story, I'll come and ask you."

"What do you want to ask?" Zhou Lang thought that Xie Yinghuai wanted to ask him where he heard this story from.

Unexpectedly, Xie Yinghuai said, "There are no women in the army, how did you survive these days?"

Zhou Lang didn't react for a moment.

"Ben Hou Ye must be without a woman for a day, how will I live in the future." Xie Yinghuai sighed twice again, as if he had forgotten the story just now after hearing it.

Zhou Lang said, "There is a town not far away, and there are some wandering warblers in the town..."

"Those vulgar and vulgar fans, the Marquis Ben despises them." Xie Yinghuai looked disgusted.

"Then..." Zhou Lang also forgot the story he just told, and he also forgot the sigh from Master Xie, "Master Xie should return to Lin'an as soon as possible..."

Xie Yinghuai originally wanted to drag herself to suffer here because Zhou Lang left the beauty in her arms, and asked Zhou Lang to coax him a few words, but unexpectedly, after hearing Zhou Lang's words, she turned over and pressed on Zhou Lang's body, supporting her with both arms. In front of Zhou Lang, "You drive me away?"

Xie Xiaohou was really serious, he pressed on Zhou Lang's waist, making him unable to move.

Zhou Lang didn't know which sentence offended the increasingly eccentric Xie Yinghuai. When pressed by him, he hastily explained, "There is not even a military prostitute in the army. Xie Xiaohou..."

Every word he said pierced Xie Yinghuai's heart.

Xie Yinghuai taught him a lesson today, and wanted to let him go. Unexpectedly, Zhou Lang dared to make him angry, and suddenly said what he said from the bottom of his heart, "I want you!"

After the words had been spoken, Xie Yinghuai realized what he had said, and immediately changed his tone of joking, "There are no women in the army, and you look as good as I like. Why don't I just give in and treat you as a woman with my eyes closed .”

Hearing his tone, Zhou Lang thought Xie Yinghuai was making an outspoken joke again. Just as he was about to speak, there was a knock at the door.

"Young Master Zhou."

Hearing the sound, Xie Yinghuai refused to get off Zhou Lang's body.

Zhou Lang was afraid that people from outside would break in, so he pushed Xie Yinghuai who was pressing on him, "It's so late, why are you looking for me?"

"The general let you go." Changqing said outside the door.

Zhou Lang was taken aback.Linghuyin let him go?

Xie Yinghuai, who was pressing on Zhou Lang's body, suddenly froze.

However, before he could say anything, Zhou Lang himself refused, "It's so late, I've already fallen asleep, I'll go find my brother in person tomorrow."

"General, let Mr. Zhou pass now." Changqing's hearing is much sharper than ordinary people, and he just heard Xie Yinghuai's last sentence when he walked to the door.Originally, Zhou Lang said so, and he went back to his life as soon as his heart softened, but now his tone is very strong.

"Tomorrow, tomorrow."

"My lord, put on your clothes quickly, the servant will come in after a little incense burning." Changqing stood outside the door and said.

Hearing his tough tone, Zhou Lang felt more urgent, but Xie Yinghuai was still pressing on him, and he couldn't move at all.

"Xie Xiaohou, don't—don't press me down."

"Your name is Brother Linghuyin?" Xie Yinghuai lowered his body and moved closer to Zhou Lang's ear.

"He's Linghu Rou's elder brother, and he's older than me—"

"I am also older than you, why don't you call me brother?" Xie Yinghuai is not so easy to deal with.

Zhou Lang's temper was softer than anyone else's. He turned his head and looked at Xie Yinghuai who was sticking to his side, "I'll call you brother, and you'll get off me?"

Xie Yinghuai thought for a while, "Yes."

Zhou Lang called out, "Brother."

Xie Yinghuai shuddered, without revealing anything on his face, "You call him a brother, and you call me a brother, how do I know which one you are calling?"

Afraid that Changqing at the door would come in and see this scene, Zhou Lang bit his lip and called again, "Brother Yinghuai."

Xie Yinghuai was fascinated by his call.

"Get up!" Zhou Lang urged.

Xie Xiaohou really got up this time.He had already lost his composure, and when he got up, he shook the hem of his clothes to cover the protrusion of his lower body.

Zhou Lang supported the bed and climbed up with hands and feet.His buttocks were sore and swollen, and he grinned in pain as he put on his boots.

Seeing his embarrassed look, Xie Yinghuai picked up the boots for him and put them on.

"Young Master Zhou, the servant is coming in." Chang Qing heard it clearly from outside, and his voice became colder.

"I'll be out right away." After Zhou Lang finished speaking, he straightened his collar and walked towards the door.

Xie Xiaohou who was sitting on the couch suddenly grabbed his belt and pulled him back.

Zhou Lang turned his head and saw that Xie Yinghuai smiled at him, "Cover your butt, don't let Linghuyin see it."

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Zhou Lang: Scumbag author, you've been ruined!

Scumbag author: There is nothing wrong with an idiot attacking Xie Yinghuai

Zhou Lang:? ? ? ?Back then you told me that his personality was that of a gentleman! ! !

Bad author: Huh?What is a persona?Can I eat it?

Zhou Lang:! ! ! ! !