Good for nothing, don't have supernatural powers

Tao Ming was born with supernatural powers, but his supernatural powers are a bit strange.Under certain circumstances, people who meet Tao Ming think that he is in the same situation as himself and has the same mentality.As for whether the other party sympathizes with or rejects Tao Ming, it varies from person to person.The academic point can be called "nature reflection".

Sometimes this ability is very annoying. For example, Tao Ming met a very spiritual dog when he was a child.It looks white, with a bunch of light yellow hair on its front legs, which is very beautiful.But why do you say it is very spiritual?Because Tao Ming goes left, it also goes left; Tao Ming goes right, it also goes right.

But that's not the point.

The point is that Tao Ming couldn't bear it... When he wanted to take a detour, he lazily raised his eyes and said, "Good dogs don't get in the way."

Tao Ming: "..."

When he grew up a bit, Tao Ming got into trouble with a scout again.Here's what happened: He was squatting in the corner of the park with a daily limited-run cookie when he bumped into another sneaky guy.The other party glanced Tao Ming up and down with a pair of X-ray-like eyes, and asked very vigilantly: "Which entertainment company is so talented that it uses child labor? I warn you, this person is my favorite." .” Having said that, he glanced at Tao Ming triumphantly again: “I, Ghost Eye Seven, have never been mistaken in my life.

Tao Ming was silent for a while, and asked, "What does Ghost Eye Seven mean? You are ranked seventh in the Ghost Eye organization? It doesn't sound very powerful..."

Ghost Eye Seven: "..."

Tao Ming, who speaks carelessly, is forced to listen to Ghost Eye Seven's roar while eating cookies: how authoritative he is, how he is respected by people in the industry, how he digs out a certain emperor...

After Ghost Eye Seven finished talking about his glorious deeds, Tao Ming also flipped the paper bag of cookies upside down and ate the last crumbs.Then he said regretfully, "Uncle Ghost Eye, that person has been gone for a long time."

Ghost Eye Seven roared again: "What?! You call me uncle?"

Tao Ming: "..."

The consequences of being missed by Ghost Eye Seven are very serious.Ghost Eye Seven is a very capable scout, so he can dig out the other person's home address, birth date, hobbies, and hobbies in the shortest possible time. Whether the last item is omitted, I want to know that even if a kid has that My heart doesn't have that strength either.

After No.20 was intercepted by Ghost Eye Seven Halfway and missed the limited edition cookie sale time, the dull Tao Ming finally felt something was wrong: "What the hell do you want to do?"

Ghost Eye Seven stroked his chin: "...I also want to know what I want to do."

Tao Ming: "..."

Driven by an unknown force, Ghost Eye Seven often comes to Tao Ming to chat about his ideals in life.

In his words, it was the seniors in the industry who saw that his junior was so idle (going to study), so disrespectful of time (running in line to buy biscuits), so... In short, he was so useless, which made him very worried about the scouting industry s future.So, he came, to seriously teach him how to become a qualified scout.

When he was talking about this, a very dazzling light appeared on his body, as if the Virgin Mary was reborn.

Tao Ming didn't have the heart to tell him that he had no interest in the scouting industry at all.

Tao Ming's strange and monotonous life didn't change until he met his first friend. His friend was named Shen Gu. His eyes were always half-closed, and he loved to ask for leave.

Shen Gu and Tao Ming first met in the school's training room.

The young and promising grade director spit and taught Tao Ming: "It's okay to ask for leave. But let me tell you, don't keep thinking about those messy things when you are young! Teacher Yu is such a good teacher, you Don't ruin her reputation...besides, what can you do..."

Tao Ming burst into tears: I really have no other meaning for the teacher!

At this time, Teacher Yu just brought Shen Gu in: "Xiao Sun, this is my nephew. He is very smart, and it's okay to be the first in the grade. But he has a strange habit, he likes to ask for leave..."

The grade director smiled all over his face: "No problem, no problem, I'll take him through the formalities. Teacher Yu has a lesson in the next class, just leave it to me."

Tao Ming, who was stranded in the same place, glanced curiously at Shen Gu who "has no hobbies but loves to take time off". The other party suddenly opened his eyes, and his dark eyes looked straight at him.

A few seconds later, Shen Gu informed: "Teacher, that classmate... I want to find an excuse to ask for leave this afternoon."

The grade director jumped up at the case: "I said how could Ghost Eye Seven invite a primary school student to a midsummer reception? Tell me! Did you forge this ticket yourself! Well, you even found such an excuse..."

Shen Gu asked without changing his face: "Teacher, I have to move things to the dormitory tomorrow, can I ask for leave..."

In comparison, this reason is too normal.The grade director waved his hand: "Okay, approved."

Tao Ming: "..."

The unlucky Tao Mingjun didn't go to the legendary midsummer reception of "a lot of cookies, a lot of strawberries, a lot of pudding". He lay lazily on his desk and looked out the window.

Then he saw Shen Gu who was also lazily sitting in a tree taking a nap.

Tao Ming woke up all of a sudden, and immediately ran out after class and asked, "Why are you here... Could it be that you took the afternoon off?"

Shen Gu yawned: "Yeah, after taking leave, I suddenly had nothing to do, so I came to sleep."

Tao Ming: "Then why did you ask for leave..."

Shen Gu suddenly became serious, and his tone was calm and sincere: "Teacher, my stomach hurts a little, it seems that I'm not used to the food here, I want to see a doctor."

Tao Ming: "..."

Discovering that it was Tao Ming who was asking the question, Shen Gu's face darkened: "Who allowed you to ask this question!"

Tao Ming: "... Are you a conditioned reflex?"

Shen Gu: "It has nothing to do with you."

Tao Ming: "...why did you ask for leave..."

"...I don't know..." Shen Guba began: "Anyway, I just want to ask for leave."

Not long after, it was probably because Tao Ming often chatted with Shen Gu at various nap places, and her close sister, Teacher Yu, pulled Tao Ming to talk about Shen Gu's past.

It turned out that Shen Gu was as good as a reading machine back then, racing against time to study from morning till night.One day something happened to his family, but he still insisted on refusing to ask for leave to go home.It took three months for the dull Shen Gu to slowly understand that the father who loved him the most was no longer there.

From then on, Shen Gu began to ask for leave in different ways.

"...Here." Tao Mingjun stood under the wall, holding up the book in his hand.

"...What's that?" Shen Gu lay on the fence and glanced at him lazily.

"..."Five Hundred Reasons to Ask for Leave That Absolutely Works"."

"..."