This pig belongs to me [End Times]
Chapter 004
"Stop, stop! Stop the thoughts in your head!" Zhu Yiyu slapped the table, explaining solemnly and solemnly, "Zhu doesn't need to explain? Yi is an elegant Yi, and Yu is a mountain plus a gentleman." Jun. It’s not what you think.” He really didn’t want to repeat what that what was.
The corner of the man's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but look at Zhu Shouye curiously: "Uncle, why..." Give your son such a name?
Zhu Shouye quickly waved his hands: "Not bad for me. His grandma gave this name." He chuckled, "Old man, I just want my grandson to live a good life and have meat to eat. Our family also raises pigs, so she simply That's why it was named."
Zhu Yiyu, who was exhausted physically and mentally, said, "Give your son's name to the person with the lowest education in the family, that's what you did!"
Zhu Shouye rubbed the back of his head: "Didn't I change the words for you? Yiyu, Yiyu, look at these two words, they are more simplistic!"
Zhu Yiyu slammed it on the table with a "bang": "Okay, Dad, don't repeat it."
"Hey hey." Zhu Shouye pretended to be silly and smiled, then turned to ask the man, "By the way, what's your name?"
The man hesitates.
Zhu Shouye saw that he seemed to have something to say, and smiled: "I don't want to say it—"
Zhu Yiyu raised his head with a "huh" and stared at him with burning eyes: "I don't want to say my real name? Why don't I?" Is it as tragic as his name?Is it Jiaohua (Jiaohua), Ruyu (Ruyu) and the like?
A smile flashed in the man's eyes: "No." He thought for a while and said frankly, "I need to hide for a while, the name is fine."
Zhu Shouye didn't force it, and scratched his head: "Then why do you call me?"
"Just whatever you want." The man was meaningless.
"Arbitrary?" Zhu Yiyu didn't know what to think, and his eyes lit up, "How important is the name! How can you be casual? Why don't I give you a name? Make sure it's grand and kind!" He patted Chest assured.
The man suddenly had an ominous premonition: "No, you're welcome, just call me—"
Zhu Yiyu interrupted him: "It's called Da Zhuang!" He grinned, "How? It's tall and strong, both majestic and down-to-earth."
The real name is Xiao Lian/the name is not unpleasant/just want to hide from others/the man who got a nickname for no reason: ...
Zhu Shouye was stunned for a moment, and then laughed loudly: "Don't tell me, this name really looks like it came from our family."
Seeing Xiao Lian stunned, Zhu Yiyu was overjoyed: "If anyone asks, just say your surname is Zhu, a relative of my family! Isn't it just in line with your expectation of hiding. Da Zhuang, Zhu Dazhuang, oh my god, you are worthy of a thief in our family!" He thought he couldn't see that this guy was joking about his name with a straight face!Oh, just now I said that I was a child outside!But I took the opportunity to take revenge, hehehe!
Xiao Lian twitched the corners of his mouth.Childish... did this guy really graduate from college?
However, it was only three days, and he didn't bother to argue.
So, one was intentional, the other didn't matter, and the nickname was decided just like that.
***
After eating noodles to fill his stomach, before heading to the town, Zhu Yiyu planned to take his parents to do one thing.
"What is there to practice, we just don't go out, and there is no shortage of food and drink at home, what are you afraid of?" Zhu Shouye, who was thrown away, muttered.
Zhu Yiyu tightened the rubber gloves he was wearing with a thin strap with a dignified expression: "Dad, the world will be different in the future. It is impossible for our family to eat food for a lifetime, and it is impossible for you to stay out of the house all your life. What you should learn is Gotta learn."
"Then why don't we go directly to the town? We can also see how your uncle is doing."
Du Minhui, who was wearing a denim jacket and rubber gloves on his arms, naturally nodded repeatedly.
Zhu Yiyu didn't raise his head: "I'm not going to take you to town."
Zhu Shouye turned around in surprise: "Why?"
Zhu Yiyu sighed: "You'll know in a while." After taking care of Zhu Shouye's body, he checked up and down before he breathed a sigh of relief and reminded again, "Remember, don't let the zombies catch and bite you. People, whether they are acquaintances or not, have to run quickly, and if they fail to run, they will be beaten to death."
Du Minhui took the wooden stick he handed over, half-believing and half-doubting: "Damn it, is it so serious?" She is also an educated person, what the hell is this zombie?
She didn't believe it, and Zhu Shouye didn't take it to heart: "Hey, I think, you're making a fuss out of a molehill."
Zhu Yiyu rolled his eyes at him: "Dad, did you forget the vines in the morning?" After a pause, he patiently explained, "Experts said that this zombie virus was brought by that cosmic planet last night." Of course, not now experts.There is still chaos outside, where can experts study with peace of mind?
Xiao Lian, who was sitting beside him silently chopping sticks, paused, and glanced at Zhu Yiyu as if casually.
Zhu Yiyu didn't pay attention, or rather, he didn't care, he was only focusing on doing ideological work for his parents: "Although several big countries joined forces to blow up this planet with thermal weapons, the virus carried on it directly exploded in the air above the earth. Come on, the whole world is now polluted by this virus. If it’s good, it can evolve supernatural powers, just like the vine in the morning. If it’s not good, it will become a zombie.”
Zhu Shouye always felt that this matter sounded mysterious.However, he looked at Xiao Lian who just came over from the outside - Xiao Lian, who looked much calmer, didn't even refute?
Du Minhui touched the rubber glove on his hand: "If you really touch it, you will turn into a zombie? You only know how to suck blood and eat meat, but don't you remember your family and friends?"
"Really." Zhu Yiyu nodded solemnly, "Whether it is a human or an animal, if it is infected with this zombie virus, it can turn into a zombie within a few minutes or an hour or two."
Zhu Shouye thought for a while: "According to what you said, the whole world is polluted, and we will always encounter zombie viruses. There is no need to wait for them to scratch and bite."
Zhu Yiyu patiently explained: "The zombie virus only works on living things with flesh and blood. If it leaves the living body, even if it attaches to a plant or falls into the water on the ground, it will die in a few seconds and will not be contagious. This virus can only The first round of diffusion, that is, they survived longer when they just fell from the cosmic planet—although I don’t know why.”
Xiao Lian, who lowered her head and tied her trousers, narrowed her eyes.
Zhu Shouye wanted to scratch his head but was blocked by thick rubber gloves, so he had to put his hands down again: "It's so mysterious, it's like watching a movie." He wanted to ask Zhu Yiyu how he knew so many things, but looking at Xiao Lian, He thought about it, and swallowed the words.
Zhu Yiyu didn't care too much: "It's because you don't believe it, so I have to take you to see it, so that I don't have to worry about you when I go out."
Fortunately, there was that vine in front. Although Zhu Shouye and Du Minhui didn't quite believe it, they obediently followed and prepared.
Finally, Zhu Yiyu felt relieved when he put on the family's electric car helmets for his parents.
After getting ready, a few people went out and went straight to the old house more than ten meters away.
Zhu Shouye was still muttering: "Are you sure that Uncle Zhang and both will turn into zombies?"
Zhu Yiyu looked around from the front, and subconsciously lowered his voice: "If you don't see it, you'll know."
In the first round of virus spread in the last days, the first to be polluted are the elderly, the infirm, and some young adults and infants with poor health.The couple next door, Lao Zhangtou, are not young, and their health is not very good. If there is no accident, they should have turned into zombies.
He felt that the grandma in the town probably did too... But it's better not to mention it right now.
Sure enough, as soon as a few people approached the house, they heard a sudden banging on the door.
Du Minhui couldn't help calling in a low voice: "Auntie? Uncle Zhang?"
The pounding on the door became more intense, and it seemed that even the door of the room was being smashed.
Du Minhui was still waiting to speak, Zhu Yiyu stopped her: "Mom, don't shout, they have already turned into zombies."
Zhu Shouye frowned, took two steps forward, and looked in through the half-open window.
With a muffled "dong", the wrinkled face of the old Zhang's head hit the window pane, and his dark and skinny fingers stretched out of the window into claws to grab him.
Du Minhui screamed in fright.
Zhu Yiyu hastily pulled Zhu Shouye away two steps.
Zhu Shouye waved him away and looked at the familiar yet unfamiliar face behind the window.
Familiar, because the clothes described in this description are obviously old-fashioned.
Strange, because the pupils in this person's eyeballs have disappeared, leaving only the yellowed whites of the eyes.The toothless mouth opened and closed to bite, and the skinny fingers kept trying to reach him with claws. At the same time, his throat made a sound like a blowing bellows, and there was a "hohoho" sound——
Is that human being?
The sound of banging on the door continued, one after another, very regularly.
The wind in late spring and early summer is refreshing and peaceful, but it blows people's hairs on end.
Zhu Shouye clenched the wooden stick in his hand and called out hesitantly, "...Uncle Zhang?"
Old Zhangtou roared even more excitedly, "Ho Ho" and began to hit the window pane.
Du Minhui trembled.
"Dad, Grandpa Zhang is dead." Zhu Yiyu pushed him, motioning for him to do it, "Let's beat it to death."
Zhu Shouye looked at him, then at the old Zhangtou, terrified: "Fight, kill?" Still human.
He just knew it.Zhu Yiyu rolled his eyes: "Dad, didn't I say that? These are zombies, they will drink human blood, eat human flesh, and infect living people! Don't kill them, keep them to harm others?"
"But, but..." Zhu Shouye tightened his grip on the stick again.
Xiao Lian who was also standing by the side holding a wooden stick
"Hurry up, there will be too many zombies to kill in the future." Fortunately, he also vaccinated them in advance.Zhu Yiyu had no choice but to provoke him with words, "You still kill pigs all day long. After all, pigs know how to sleep besides eating. This zombie is worse than pigs. They have no reason at all. You can just kill pigs."
Zhu Shouye glared at him: "Can this person be the same as a pig?"
Zhu Yiyu almost looked up to the sky and sighed: "Dad, I just found out today that you are so cowardly! Don't you look at how calm you are!"
Xiao Zhu Dazhuang, who was lying innocently on the gun, couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth: ...I'm sorry he still doesn't get used to this name!He was wrong, and he should have objected.
The author has something to say: The small theater——
Xiao Lian (holding back a laugh.jpg): Are you a group of pigs?
Boss Zhu has no expression on his face: Oh, so, let’s call you Zhu Dazhuang.
Xiao Lian: ...How did you come up with this causal relationship?
Boss Zhu smiled bluntly: I said it was related, so I don’t want the pig to be big and strong.
Xiao. No rights. Lian: ...
The corner of the man's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but look at Zhu Shouye curiously: "Uncle, why..." Give your son such a name?
Zhu Shouye quickly waved his hands: "Not bad for me. His grandma gave this name." He chuckled, "Old man, I just want my grandson to live a good life and have meat to eat. Our family also raises pigs, so she simply That's why it was named."
Zhu Yiyu, who was exhausted physically and mentally, said, "Give your son's name to the person with the lowest education in the family, that's what you did!"
Zhu Shouye rubbed the back of his head: "Didn't I change the words for you? Yiyu, Yiyu, look at these two words, they are more simplistic!"
Zhu Yiyu slammed it on the table with a "bang": "Okay, Dad, don't repeat it."
"Hey hey." Zhu Shouye pretended to be silly and smiled, then turned to ask the man, "By the way, what's your name?"
The man hesitates.
Zhu Shouye saw that he seemed to have something to say, and smiled: "I don't want to say it—"
Zhu Yiyu raised his head with a "huh" and stared at him with burning eyes: "I don't want to say my real name? Why don't I?" Is it as tragic as his name?Is it Jiaohua (Jiaohua), Ruyu (Ruyu) and the like?
A smile flashed in the man's eyes: "No." He thought for a while and said frankly, "I need to hide for a while, the name is fine."
Zhu Shouye didn't force it, and scratched his head: "Then why do you call me?"
"Just whatever you want." The man was meaningless.
"Arbitrary?" Zhu Yiyu didn't know what to think, and his eyes lit up, "How important is the name! How can you be casual? Why don't I give you a name? Make sure it's grand and kind!" He patted Chest assured.
The man suddenly had an ominous premonition: "No, you're welcome, just call me—"
Zhu Yiyu interrupted him: "It's called Da Zhuang!" He grinned, "How? It's tall and strong, both majestic and down-to-earth."
The real name is Xiao Lian/the name is not unpleasant/just want to hide from others/the man who got a nickname for no reason: ...
Zhu Shouye was stunned for a moment, and then laughed loudly: "Don't tell me, this name really looks like it came from our family."
Seeing Xiao Lian stunned, Zhu Yiyu was overjoyed: "If anyone asks, just say your surname is Zhu, a relative of my family! Isn't it just in line with your expectation of hiding. Da Zhuang, Zhu Dazhuang, oh my god, you are worthy of a thief in our family!" He thought he couldn't see that this guy was joking about his name with a straight face!Oh, just now I said that I was a child outside!But I took the opportunity to take revenge, hehehe!
Xiao Lian twitched the corners of his mouth.Childish... did this guy really graduate from college?
However, it was only three days, and he didn't bother to argue.
So, one was intentional, the other didn't matter, and the nickname was decided just like that.
***
After eating noodles to fill his stomach, before heading to the town, Zhu Yiyu planned to take his parents to do one thing.
"What is there to practice, we just don't go out, and there is no shortage of food and drink at home, what are you afraid of?" Zhu Shouye, who was thrown away, muttered.
Zhu Yiyu tightened the rubber gloves he was wearing with a thin strap with a dignified expression: "Dad, the world will be different in the future. It is impossible for our family to eat food for a lifetime, and it is impossible for you to stay out of the house all your life. What you should learn is Gotta learn."
"Then why don't we go directly to the town? We can also see how your uncle is doing."
Du Minhui, who was wearing a denim jacket and rubber gloves on his arms, naturally nodded repeatedly.
Zhu Yiyu didn't raise his head: "I'm not going to take you to town."
Zhu Shouye turned around in surprise: "Why?"
Zhu Yiyu sighed: "You'll know in a while." After taking care of Zhu Shouye's body, he checked up and down before he breathed a sigh of relief and reminded again, "Remember, don't let the zombies catch and bite you. People, whether they are acquaintances or not, have to run quickly, and if they fail to run, they will be beaten to death."
Du Minhui took the wooden stick he handed over, half-believing and half-doubting: "Damn it, is it so serious?" She is also an educated person, what the hell is this zombie?
She didn't believe it, and Zhu Shouye didn't take it to heart: "Hey, I think, you're making a fuss out of a molehill."
Zhu Yiyu rolled his eyes at him: "Dad, did you forget the vines in the morning?" After a pause, he patiently explained, "Experts said that this zombie virus was brought by that cosmic planet last night." Of course, not now experts.There is still chaos outside, where can experts study with peace of mind?
Xiao Lian, who was sitting beside him silently chopping sticks, paused, and glanced at Zhu Yiyu as if casually.
Zhu Yiyu didn't pay attention, or rather, he didn't care, he was only focusing on doing ideological work for his parents: "Although several big countries joined forces to blow up this planet with thermal weapons, the virus carried on it directly exploded in the air above the earth. Come on, the whole world is now polluted by this virus. If it’s good, it can evolve supernatural powers, just like the vine in the morning. If it’s not good, it will become a zombie.”
Zhu Shouye always felt that this matter sounded mysterious.However, he looked at Xiao Lian who just came over from the outside - Xiao Lian, who looked much calmer, didn't even refute?
Du Minhui touched the rubber glove on his hand: "If you really touch it, you will turn into a zombie? You only know how to suck blood and eat meat, but don't you remember your family and friends?"
"Really." Zhu Yiyu nodded solemnly, "Whether it is a human or an animal, if it is infected with this zombie virus, it can turn into a zombie within a few minutes or an hour or two."
Zhu Shouye thought for a while: "According to what you said, the whole world is polluted, and we will always encounter zombie viruses. There is no need to wait for them to scratch and bite."
Zhu Yiyu patiently explained: "The zombie virus only works on living things with flesh and blood. If it leaves the living body, even if it attaches to a plant or falls into the water on the ground, it will die in a few seconds and will not be contagious. This virus can only The first round of diffusion, that is, they survived longer when they just fell from the cosmic planet—although I don’t know why.”
Xiao Lian, who lowered her head and tied her trousers, narrowed her eyes.
Zhu Shouye wanted to scratch his head but was blocked by thick rubber gloves, so he had to put his hands down again: "It's so mysterious, it's like watching a movie." He wanted to ask Zhu Yiyu how he knew so many things, but looking at Xiao Lian, He thought about it, and swallowed the words.
Zhu Yiyu didn't care too much: "It's because you don't believe it, so I have to take you to see it, so that I don't have to worry about you when I go out."
Fortunately, there was that vine in front. Although Zhu Shouye and Du Minhui didn't quite believe it, they obediently followed and prepared.
Finally, Zhu Yiyu felt relieved when he put on the family's electric car helmets for his parents.
After getting ready, a few people went out and went straight to the old house more than ten meters away.
Zhu Shouye was still muttering: "Are you sure that Uncle Zhang and both will turn into zombies?"
Zhu Yiyu looked around from the front, and subconsciously lowered his voice: "If you don't see it, you'll know."
In the first round of virus spread in the last days, the first to be polluted are the elderly, the infirm, and some young adults and infants with poor health.The couple next door, Lao Zhangtou, are not young, and their health is not very good. If there is no accident, they should have turned into zombies.
He felt that the grandma in the town probably did too... But it's better not to mention it right now.
Sure enough, as soon as a few people approached the house, they heard a sudden banging on the door.
Du Minhui couldn't help calling in a low voice: "Auntie? Uncle Zhang?"
The pounding on the door became more intense, and it seemed that even the door of the room was being smashed.
Du Minhui was still waiting to speak, Zhu Yiyu stopped her: "Mom, don't shout, they have already turned into zombies."
Zhu Shouye frowned, took two steps forward, and looked in through the half-open window.
With a muffled "dong", the wrinkled face of the old Zhang's head hit the window pane, and his dark and skinny fingers stretched out of the window into claws to grab him.
Du Minhui screamed in fright.
Zhu Yiyu hastily pulled Zhu Shouye away two steps.
Zhu Shouye waved him away and looked at the familiar yet unfamiliar face behind the window.
Familiar, because the clothes described in this description are obviously old-fashioned.
Strange, because the pupils in this person's eyeballs have disappeared, leaving only the yellowed whites of the eyes.The toothless mouth opened and closed to bite, and the skinny fingers kept trying to reach him with claws. At the same time, his throat made a sound like a blowing bellows, and there was a "hohoho" sound——
Is that human being?
The sound of banging on the door continued, one after another, very regularly.
The wind in late spring and early summer is refreshing and peaceful, but it blows people's hairs on end.
Zhu Shouye clenched the wooden stick in his hand and called out hesitantly, "...Uncle Zhang?"
Old Zhangtou roared even more excitedly, "Ho Ho" and began to hit the window pane.
Du Minhui trembled.
"Dad, Grandpa Zhang is dead." Zhu Yiyu pushed him, motioning for him to do it, "Let's beat it to death."
Zhu Shouye looked at him, then at the old Zhangtou, terrified: "Fight, kill?" Still human.
He just knew it.Zhu Yiyu rolled his eyes: "Dad, didn't I say that? These are zombies, they will drink human blood, eat human flesh, and infect living people! Don't kill them, keep them to harm others?"
"But, but..." Zhu Shouye tightened his grip on the stick again.
Xiao Lian who was also standing by the side holding a wooden stick
"Hurry up, there will be too many zombies to kill in the future." Fortunately, he also vaccinated them in advance.Zhu Yiyu had no choice but to provoke him with words, "You still kill pigs all day long. After all, pigs know how to sleep besides eating. This zombie is worse than pigs. They have no reason at all. You can just kill pigs."
Zhu Shouye glared at him: "Can this person be the same as a pig?"
Zhu Yiyu almost looked up to the sky and sighed: "Dad, I just found out today that you are so cowardly! Don't you look at how calm you are!"
Xiao Zhu Dazhuang, who was lying innocently on the gun, couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth: ...I'm sorry he still doesn't get used to this name!He was wrong, and he should have objected.
The author has something to say: The small theater——
Xiao Lian (holding back a laugh.jpg): Are you a group of pigs?
Boss Zhu has no expression on his face: Oh, so, let’s call you Zhu Dazhuang.
Xiao Lian: ...How did you come up with this causal relationship?
Boss Zhu smiled bluntly: I said it was related, so I don’t want the pig to be big and strong.
Xiao. No rights. Lian: ...
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