This pig belongs to me [End Times]

Xiao Lian frowned: "Aren't there still two vacant rooms?"

Zhu Yiyu continued to fan his clothes: "Brother, why did you ask me to go to another room? The fan is broken now! There are only a few electric fans in my house. If you let me go to other rooms, it will be as hot as hell!" Hot July, only electricity The fan could have saved his life.

It's all because the damn end of the world came too early, and his house didn't even have time to install the air conditioner.This weather is really hot...

This Xiao Lian really couldn't throw him out, after all it was really hot.He frowned: "Aren't you afraid that I'll electrocute you to death in the middle of the night?"

"Come on! I believe your evil!" Zhu Yiyu seemed to feel that the wind was not strong enough, pouted his fart/butt and leaned over to turn the fan to the maximum speed, and then he sat down on his knees again, "Huh—it's too hot to be a laborer !"

Xiao Lian watched him finish this series of actions speechlessly, the whirring electric fan could be heard clearly across half the room: "What are you doing, why is it so hot?" How long has it been since you took a shower?

Zhu Yiyu leaned in front of the electric fan, and the sound and tone of his speech were blown out by the electric fan: "Ah~~ I just went to the farmhouse to play with the children~~~~~"

The trembling voice tickles the ears.Xiao Lian couldn't help pressing his ears: "What are you playing? Could it be that you took them for a run?"

Zhu Yiyu turned his head and smiled triumphantly: "What is running, I use morning glory to take them to play skipping rope, dozens of children!"

... No wonder you're sweating.Xiao Lian turned the topic back: "I remember we bought a batch of electric fans in the town, why don't you take them?

Zhu Yiyu looked at him contemptuously: "Brother, have you thought about the farmhouse next door? There are so many children, the fans have already been allocated, and a few old fans will be enough!"

...Sorry, he doesn't care.Xiao Lian had a headache: "I'm not used to sharing the bed with others, you—"

Zhu Yiyu cut his voice: "I'm not used to it yet! If it wasn't for the lack of fans, you would think I would be happy in such a hot day?" He suddenly thought of something, and slapped his thigh, "By the way, you have the ability of wind, How did I forget this!"

Xiao Lian: "Huh?"

Zhu Yiyu sat cross-legged, and began to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "Your ability is the wind element, isn't it trivial to fan yourself? It's cool and you can exercise your ability by the way, killing two birds with one stone! What fan do you need! Now you don't want to follow I sleep together, I also feel that sleeping with you is too hot, so why not, I will turn the fan back into my room, and everyone will sleep separately, how about it?"

"...Not much." How much time did he have to use the wind ability to fan himself?What should I do if I fall asleep?Xiao Lian closed the door with a "slap", and walked back frowning, "If you are not afraid of being electrocuted, you can sleep anywhere you want!" The implication is that the fan must be left on.

Zhu Yiyu clicked twice: "Why are you still holding on to this point? I don't believe in your electrification theory." He shook his finger, "Stop fooling around. I have observed it several times, It's absolutely fine for you to touch others. That time Ke Lei must have been used as a gun by you, right? I said you didn't care? It's like guarding me against wolves."

Xiao Lian wiped his face, walked a few steps away from the edge of the bed, stretched out his hand——

"What are you doing?" Zhu Yiyu lay on his back on the bed to avoid his hands, "Are you planning to electrocute someone after being exposed?"

Xiao Lian ignored his trickery, grabbed his arm, and pulled him up in one go.

Zhu Yiyu wanted to struggle at first, but his arms were in other people's hands, his buttocks, waist, and back were all hanging in the air except his feet, so he couldn't exert any strength at all.

Not as strong as a human being, Zhu Yiyu let out two "Aww", flattened Ren Ti flatly, and hung it on Xiao Lian's hand like a salted fish.

Xiao Lian was not in a good mood, he hadn't finished lifting him, and even lifted him too much and shook: "Did you feel it?"

After being shaken a few times like a quilt, Zhu Yiyu had an unlovely expression on his face: "I feel... I feel... I'm..."

Xiao Lian raised his eyebrows and threw the dead fish back on the bed.

Zhu Yiyu fell on the pillow with a "crack" sound: "I...feel...feel...I...soon...dead..."

Xiao Lian: ...

"Recall the feeling of touch." He explained helplessly, "That's how I touch people."

"Huh?" Zhu Yiyu blinked at the blue and white checked pillowcase.Are you serious?Are you kidding me?He got up quickly, and knelt down in front of Xiao Lian, "How do you touch it?"

Xiao Lian had no choice but to stretch out his hand again, hold his wrist, and pull it in front of his eyes: "See clearly."

Zhu Yiyu stared at his big wheat-colored trotters for a long time: "What are you looking at?" He looked left and right, "Looking at it this way, I am indeed a little fairer than you." Enviable wheat-colored skin——wait wait!

Why so no temperature?

On such a hot day, everyone should be like a stove...

In disbelief, he stretched out his hand and poked the... space between his wrist and Xiao Lian's palm—it turned out that there was really an air gap!Although there is only a little bit of it, but it really is there!

Zhu Yiyu stared at Xiao Lian with wide eyes, and couldn't help stammering: "You, are you always like this? Space?"

"Yeah." Seeing that he finally understood, Xiao Lian let go of his hand and sat down on the edge of the bed, "As long as I take the initiative, I will use the wind to separate." It's like exercise. "If someone accidentally touches me and I'm not prepared, then..."

Zhu Yiyu swallowed: "So, are you really electrified? All over your body?"

Xiao Lian lowered his eyes: "Yes."

Zhu Yiyu was speechless: "You, it's just, it's just..."

Xiao Lian turned his head and looked at him expressionlessly: "What is it? Is it like a monster?"

"What kind of monster do I rely on?!" Zhu Yiyu patted the bed, "You have the protagonist's physique properly in the novel, and it's the kind that is turned on! What kind of body is the best fit for the thunder attribute, what is the body that is pro-thunder, what? The Son of Thunder God... When you go out, you will be the kind who sweeps all over the world, crosses all directions, and fights all over the world..." He clasped his hands on his chest, and looked at Xiao Lian with blingbling eyes, "Boss, do you lack a younger brother? The kind you eat."

Xiao Lian: ...

Of course, Zhu Yiyu was just teasing and didn't need him to answer.After it was over, he was still shaking his head: "You have been very skilled in hiding since we met, so you must be very aware of your physique. It was only the first day at that time, you can't—could it be that you also had this physique in your previous life?"

Xiao Lian: ...

It seems so.Zhu Yiyu looked at him and nodded, then thought again: "No, why did you die with such a terrific physique? I just came back after I died." He looked suspiciously at the big man. Dude, "Didn't you hang up? Then how did you come back?"

Xiao Lian lowered his eyes and did not answer.

Zhu Yiyu wrinkled his nose: "It's fine if you don't want to say it—poof!" He seemed to think of something, and burst out laughing.

Xiao Lian was puzzled and looked up at him.

Zhu Yiyu leaned over cheaply: "Boss, if you have had this physique for two lifetimes... Then how do you solve your physical needs?"

Xiao Lian froze.

"The whole body is electrified, isn't that even there?" Zhu Yiyu knelt up on his upper body, looked over his shoulders and aimed straight at his lower body.

Xiao Lian raised his hand to push him away.

Zhu Yiyu dodged, switched from behind his left shoulder to his right shoulder, and continued to say: "Could it be that you also do things through the wind? I rely on——Aren't you panicked by the wind? Hahahahahaha— —” Before he finished speaking, he laughed and fell on Xiao Lian’s shoulders, shaking like Parkinson, “It’s chilly when you’re passionate—hahaha, my god—”

Xiao Lian's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Zhu Yiyu couldn't care less about looking at his face, he burst into tears laughing.

After it was over, he unfortunately thought of the little physics knowledge he had learned.

He held Xiao Lian's shoulders and tried his best to hold back his laughter, then continued to speculate tremblingly: "Or, can you find—puh ha ha——can you find the insulating sleeve?" Doing things through the insulating sleeve, "hahahahahahahaha Haha shit my stomach hurts—”

Laughing so much that he was about to twitch, he slid directly from Xiao Lian's shoulder.

"Hahaha - help - hahaha tell me it's not true - hahahaha my god I'm dying laughing -"

Xiao Lian's forehead twitched and ached, wishing he could strangle this crazy laughing guy to death.

Zhu Yiyu managed to slow down. Just as he wiped away his tears, he raised his eyes and saw Xiao Lian staring at him with a dark face. Those two anti-human settings suddenly appeared again, and he couldn't help but beat the bed again: Empty, insulated—hahaha it’s better to be abstinent——hahaha Lei Huoshashen can’t do it—hahaha shit I can’t stop—hahaha save the child I’m dying of laughter—no hahahaha—— "

no? !

As a man, how can he be questioned?

Xiao Lian was so angry that he gritted his teeth and grabbed him: "I can't do it? Who told you I can't?! What space do you want? What insulation do you want? Don't you still have you?" Turn it over, spread your legs and press it up, "I'll let you see if I can do it!"

Zhu Yiyu laughed and resisted: "Hahaha, you are so angry from embarrassment haha——" He laughed so hard that he had no strength to resist at all, and he held his hands high above his head with one hand after three or two strokes.

Xiao Lian directly pressed his flopping feet with his knees, held down his two paws with one hand, and pulled his T-shirt up to his neck with the other hand, and groped his chest to his lower abdomen with the other hand. Straight to the pants.

"Hahaha, it's so itchy—" Zhu Yiyu twisted his waist desperately, trying to shake him off.He was wearing a pajama-style T-shirt and shorts. After struggling and twisting, the pants slid down a lot, revealing the edges of the dark underwear.

Xiao Lian was already angry, seeing this situation, he would not let it go, he grabbed it with his big hands, and pulled down his pajama pants and underwear together.

"Fuck——" Zhu Yiyu was shocked and struggled desperately, "Are you serious!?" However, his hands and feet were suppressed, and there was no other way but to bend and twist his waist, but at least the two pants continued to hang On my ass.

Xiao Lian used his knees hard to stop him from moving around, and said in a sinister tone, "Didn't you say I can't do it?" With a ruthless tug, he directly peeled off his pants, "I'll let you see if I can do it!"

Zhu Yiyu felt a chill in his lower body, and his little brother was naked and striped.

Xiao Lian was stunned, staring at his lower body, subconsciously said a word: "So delicate..." The hair is less, long and thin, and pink and tender...

Zhu Yiyu blushed instantly.

"I'll fuck your uncle—"

Trying with all his strength to break free from Xiao Lian's hand: "Pervert! Let me go!" This guy is still tugging on his pants! "Take off my pants!"

He's all off, he can't be seen in vain! !

He wants to peel off this guy's skin too!See what qualifications this guy has to laugh at him! !

Xiao Lian's strength was too great, he struggled desperately to break free from his hand and rushed over.

Unprepared, Xiao Lian was bumped into the front, and this guy tried to climb over and grab his pants, but the suppressed posture of half kneeling on the bed suddenly couldn't support the weight of the two of them, and he was directly brought down and fell down——

The two of them overlapped and smashed hard on the bed.

Well, overlapping.

Through Xiao Lian's thin underwear and pajamas, the little brothers had an intimate meeting.

then……

As the two struggled, the two brothers stood up joyfully at the same time, you clinging to me, I clinging to you, squeezed together, especially brotherly.

Xiao Lian, who had just supported the bed board and raised his upper body, froze.

Zhu Yiyu, who was crushed hard, also froze.

The author has something to say: The small theater——

Zhu Zhu: Hahahaha help - I laughed so hard!

Da Zhuang presses up.gif

Da Zhuang: Chilling through the wind?Um?Wearing an insulating condom?Um?

Zhu Zhu: ...save...life...

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I haven't written anything in this chapter, so it shouldn't be locked, right? _(:з」∠)_