Sunset red

New Year's Eve at the airport, coded two sunset red jokes to accompany everyone into 2018

"About fan filter"

Broker: "Here you are."

Xianyu took two heavy bags from him and weighed them suspiciously.

"A few little girls came to visit the class today, but they were stopped and they were not allowed in. They asked me to hand over the gift to you."

"Why didn't you tell me?" Xianyu took out an orange from the bag, peeled it off and handed it to the manager.

Agent: "...Thank you."

Xianyu took out the second one and began to peel it: "Remember to tell me next time, it's not easy for the little girl to travel all the way."

"Today's situation is special. The scene in the pool is still in the confidential stage, and no one can see it. You soaked in it for a whole day, and you didn't have a chance to go out to meet people."

"Put on some clothes and run out for a minute, so you're still free."

The agent glanced at Xianyu at a loss: "You mean to crawl out of the pool, soaked wrinkled, with locks of hair sticking to the face, and sign them while dripping water?"

"What's the matter..." Xianyu ate oranges and flipped through the various gifts, and took out a booklet, "What is this?"

"Something like an album made by fans." The manager said.

Xianyu turned to the first page and was shocked.

Sure enough, it is his own photo, but it has obviously been beautified by PS, the skin has been worn away at least ten years old, and the eyebrows and eyes have almost been redrawn.

There is also a line of words written with a pen under the picture: "You have stars and seas in your eyes."

The salted fish was so frightened that he forgot to chew the oranges.

He subconsciously raised his phone and looked at the listless eyes reflected on the black screen: "Is there any problem with these children's aesthetics? Where are the stars and the sea?"

The manager smiled knowingly: "Congratulations on unlocking [Awkward Blow from a True Fan]. As an artist, if you haven't received this sentence, it means you're not popular enough."

"real or fake?"

"Really, what's the 'spring breeze ten li is not as good as you'..."

Xianyu turned a page and saw this sentence, and the accompanying picture was a close-up of one of his own smiles.

"Are they serious? Not ironic?"

Xianyu turned over half of the booklet with a suspicious expression, until he saw "Moshang is like jade, the son is unparalleled in the world", and finally suffered a crushing defeat.

Later that day, Xianyu's Weibo account updated a status: "Fans and friends are young, please pay attention to protect your eyesight..."

"About Mobile Games"

This incident happened when Xianyu was still working as an assistant to Mr. Fu.

One day, Mr. Fu accidentally saw his daughter playing a mobile game engrossed.

Mr. Fu hopes to improve his understanding of his children: "What kind of game is this?"

The daughter looked up and noticed his presence, and quickly put away the phone: "It's nothing."

President Fu: "..."

The cold leaves scattered all over Mr. Fu's face.

But Boss Fu deserves to be Boss Fu, and when he turned around, he found Jiao Didi's female secretary, and described the game interface he saw just now: "Go and check."

Female secretary: "Oh, don't look it up, this one is very popular recently. In a nutshell, it's a game of attacking the four male protagonists."

Mr. Fu was very surprised: "What is a strategy?"

Female secretary: "That's... um, a virgin."

Mr. Fu was still surprised: "What kind of hero?"

Female Secretary: "They represent four more attractive types in a broad sense. I will sort out the information and send it to you."

Mr. Fu looked through the information and saw one of the presidents at a glance.

He was skeptical: "Is this kind of president more attractive? This is different from my cognition."

In fact, the female secretary didn't quite understand, so she bit the bullet and said, "But, maybe someone likes the feeling of being continuously despised and finally recognized? The so-called...the principle of increase and decrease of interpersonal attraction?"

President Fu fell into deep thought.

Later that day, Xianyu came to report on the work results.

Mr. Fu listened expressionlessly, looked at the salty fish's face, hesitated for a second, and spoke.

Mr. Fu: "That's all."

Salted Fish bowed.

Xianyu: "The boss is right to criticize, the boss is wise."

President Fu: "...?"

Salted Fish II bowed.

Xianyu: "It's because I didn't do my job well, so I'll improve it now."

Mr. Fu: "...wait..."

Xianyu nodded and walked away.

Mr. Fu sat silently on the spot.

Mr. Fu: "Spicy chicken game."