【? ? ? ? 】

[Whispering pig? ?God damn pig! 】

【Ahhhhh anchor, run, although this pig looks very similar to yours, but the pig that is running over now has horns, do you understand?Big horns! 】

[As a master of biology, I will give you a popular science about Wildhammer pigs.Wildhammer Pig, the highest level of danger - a terrifying existence of nightmare level.The super impact force and extremely sharp horns when charging in a straight line can directly smash through the energy shields of A-level and lower levels.After being exiled to the Death Star, it became a legendary species. 】

[Stop blah blah here, fast anchor!run!what! ! 】

The wildhammer pig charged at an astonishing speed. When the barrage was full of chaos, the big and strong pig had already rushed to Shen Qingzhou.

It's over, a tragedy is about to happen.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't bear to look directly and closed their eyes, trying to escape the bloody and miserable scene.

"Hey—!!"

An earth-shattering rough scream sounded in the ears of the audience, and the sound was indescribably unpleasant.

Then, there was a heavy sound of a heavy object being thrown to the ground.

Woooooo, the little brother they just discovered, who has a sweet voice and cooks delicious food, is gone just like that...

Just when the audience was feeling heavy and sad, Shen Qingzhou's gentle voice sounded in their ears.

Live audience: ? ? ?

Things don't seem right?

"What everyone sees now is the wild pig. We can clearly see that the wild pig has not been bred for a long time, and still retains its wild nature. It has more muscles and is fat and thin. It is a The perfect kind of meat..."

Shen Qingzhou knocked the Wildhammer pig that was thrown to the ground unconscious with one fist, then pointed to the strong muscles of the Wildhammer pig, and explained to the audience how delicious wild Wildhammer pigs are in a warm voice.

After explaining for a long time, Shen Qingzhou breathed a sigh of relief. He glanced at the barrage area to see if his explanation was successful.

Before watching the barrage, Shen Qingzhou was ready to be harassed or questioned.

But to his surprise, the barrage area was calm and there was no dispute——

The entire bullet screen area was empty, without a single bullet screen.

"Hi? Can everyone still see me? Is it disconnected?"

Seeing this, Shen Qingzhou shook her slender fingers in front of the camera, and asked with some doubts,

"Is it disconnected? Do you want me to restart it?"

Shen Qingzhou's words seemed like a thunderstorm, waking up the netizens who were stunned by the shocking scene in front of them.

It was as if a button was pressed, and in the next moment, the originally static barrage exploded.

[Woc! woc! woc! !Dirty words are not enough to express the shock in my heart right now! ! 】

[Damn life!In my lifetime, I actually saw a wildhammer pig singled out and charged!He even picked it up!Is the world crazy or am I crazy?How could it be good? ! 】

【Maya... the military base that the Wildhammer pig crashed through was in our galaxy. The Wildhammer pig is the childhood nightmare of all the children in our galaxy. I was often scared by this thing when I was young. I, I, I, I have complicated emotions QAQ】

[Zhou, I always thought you were delicate and soft, as beautiful as a flower.My mother's biggest dream was to make a lot of money to marry you in the future. Now it seems that I am not worthy orz】

In a series of bullet screens that doubted life, some rich viewers couldn't help their inner doubts, so they threw a deep water to ask questions.

[Anchor, anchor, why do you call Manhammer Pig a pig? 】

You said earlier that what you were going to fight was a Wildhammer pig, so many of us wouldn't be so scared by you!The local tyrant who asked the question thought sadly.

"Is this pig called a Wildhammer? I don't know."

Shen Qingzhou touched her nose and said a little embarrassedly,

"Because this pig can whine, so I named it Yingying Pig."

[? ? ? np, this understatement is better than thousands of pretentious words]

【Shock my whole family!After living for so long, this is the first time I know that this pig can scream]

[Shocking 1, Wildhammer Pig's "heroic deeds" has been heard since childhood, but this is the first time I heard its live screaming sound orz]

[It's normal if you haven't heard of it!Let’s change the scene, if it’s me, it won’t be a pig, but me after meeting]

Stimulated a little crazy by the unusual scene in front of them, netizens started to play memes like crazy.

Glancing at the barrage, after confirming that there was nothing wrong, Shen Qingzhou straightened up and began to search around with her eyes.

【Anchor what duck are you looking for~】

It seems that they realized that throwing deep water will bring its own colorful special effects, and the local tyrants began to use this inhumane way to talk to Shen Qingzhou.

[Are you looking for something else... ah no, are you a pretty hammer pig? 】

"No, I'm looking for vines to bind pigs. Originally, there were many vines in the woods, but after I pulled them a few times, there were a lot less visible to the naked eye."

Shen Qingzhou answered the barrage questions in a gentle voice, while trying to find the python vine at the edge of the jungle.

"Ah, found it."

Spotting the dark green hidden in the shadow with sharp eyes, Shen Qingzhou strode forward.

He grabbed the crystal nucleus of the wild python vine, lifted it up, and showed it to the barrage with a smile.

"Look, this is the vine I used to use all the time. But after being pulled by me a lot, it's getting harder and harder to find now."

Looking at the thick vines twisting and struggling in Shen Qingzhou's hands, and the thin scales covering the surface of the vines, the three views of netizens in the live broadcast room exploded again.

[My day!Python vine!The legendary python vine, wow! 】

[I had already typed the word "run quickly", but after taking a glance at the situation on the field, I deleted orz]

[Actually, there is nothing wrong with it, the python vine needs to run fast, hahahahaha]

[Have you noticed, the python vines here are so bald, I feel like there are so few branches]

[Being stripped off by the anchor, no wonder when he was caught, Mang Teng didn't have the slightest intention to fight back, and all he wanted was to escape 2333]

With a 'snap', Shen Qingzhou pulled off a vine of the python vine in her hand, and her skillful appearance showed that she was familiar with it.

After pulling off the long vine, Shen Qingzhou looked at the python vine that was silently closed in his hand.

Recalling the miserable scene of "everything is silent" in the woods just now, Shen Qingzhou hesitated for a moment, and let go of the python vine.

"You must eat more after you go back, grow up quickly!"

Under Shen Qingzhou's earnest instructions, Mang Teng silently speeded up his escape.

[Hahahahahaha, nbnb, the anchor is really a master on land]

[Although my force value is a little hot chicken, but seeing the anchor is so powerful, I also feel so good 233]

Amid the emotion of everyone, Shen Qingzhou tied the pig with the long vine, and then dragged it to the stream.

"I'm going to make fish soup tofu and chestnut pork rice for everyone at noon today, so I'm going to catch fish now."

After a brief explanation, Shen Qingzhou walked towards the lake in the woods.

The lake is located in the center of the forest. As Shen Qingzhou gradually deepened, the surrounding species gradually became more abundant.

Watching Shen Qingzhou skillfully knock down all kinds of nightmare creatures trying to sneak attack one by one, the barrage area has been reduced to a place that can only shout 666.

[Ah, Zhou Zhou, you are so handsome, mom loves you! ! 】

[Please accept my knee orz brother, you are the only existence I have ever seen that can survive on the Death Star]

[The previous ones are all nonsense, of course you won’t see them if you can’t survive.Speaking of which, didn't the Mobile Star Pirates say "bravely enter the Death Star"?Host, have you seen them? 】

[So the fish for a while will also be a nightmare creature?expect! 】

[I'm looking forward to the lunch at noon, Maya, it's the first time in my life that I ate a nightmare-level creature!I am complete]

During their chatter, Shen Qingzhou came to the lake in the middle of the forest.

It was already morning.Under the warm sunlight, the lake surface is like a piece of clear sapphire, exuding a tranquil and moving brilliance.

Shen Qingzhou dragged the pig to the shore and sat down.

He took out a small bag, tied the piece of meat in the bag with the transparent silk thread inside, and threw the meat into the lake.

"Okay, now we start fishing."

Seeing Shen Qingzhou's serious look, the netizens who watched the live broadcast were amused.

[Hahaha, anchor, fishing is not like this]

[You can't catch fish like this, how can fishing be so casual 2333]

"OK."

Shen Qingzhou glanced at the barrage, saw that everyone was laughing at his crude method, and explained seriously.

"The creatures on the Death Star have a strong sense of territory, and they will not easily invade the territory of other creatures. In addition, there are few people here, so the creatures on the Death Star are not very vigilant about this kind of skillful hunting, and they are easy to take the bait. "

As if to confirm Shen Qingzhou's words, the second his words fell to the ground, there were waves on the calm lake.

"Look, the fish is already hooked."

[? ? ?Is it that simple?I can't beat pigs, but I think I can do this fish too! 】

slam-la-

Shen Qingzhou forcibly pulled the fish out of the water before the barrage of ridicule from netizens had passed.

Looking at the skinny fish bouncing wildly in mid-air, with sharp teeth and sharp mouth and bald bones, the netizen who just said boldly "I can" was shocked in seconds.

[Mist Grass Fog Grass Nightmare Shark? ? 】

[I'm sorry I was wrong, I can't orz this either]

[Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah be careful, this fish-toothed mouth is super sharp, it is the kind of existence that can gnaw the planet, you must be careful! 】

[And the defense is extremely high, the kind that can resist the particle wooden warehouse!Compared to the Nightmare Shark, the Wildhammer Pig is a younger brother! 】

Under their worried eyes, Shen Qingzhou threw the Nightmare Shark, which was biting the meat, to the ground.Then he raised his fist and landed on the head of the Nightmare Shark.

click -

The holographic equipment produced by the system works very well.In the perfect radio, all the audience present heard a crisp bone cracking sound.

"Hiss, the bones of this fish are quite hard."

Rubbing his reddened palms from the diaphragm, Shen Qingzhou looked at the fish at his feet and frowned slightly, with a distressed expression.

"Ah, the first time I didn't grasp the strength well, it seems that the strike is a bit heavy. I hope the fish will be more tenacious and don't die so soon. Otherwise, the stew will not taste good after the fish dies."

...Brother, are you a devil?

Shen Qingzhou's anti-human operations are really too much for a show, and the netizens in the live broadcast room were shocked speechless by his hand.Even the barrage fell into a sluggish state again, and there was no new barrage for a long time.

It is really difficult for netizens today.

Their worldview is constantly collapsing and rebuilding.

Whenever they think this is the ultimate, Shen Qingzhou will always raise that harmless smiling face, and then smash their newly constructed world view to pieces with a punch.

For example, now.

Netizens watched helplessly as Shen Qingzhou held the fainted nightmare shark, squeezed its mouth hard, and forced a gap in the mouth.

Then, under the shocked eyes of tens of billions of netizens, Shen Qingzhou pulled the bait out of the nightmare shark's mouth and threw it into the water again.

"Hey, I'm in a hurry to go out today. I only brought one bait. So I have no choice but to recycle it."

As for the nightmare shark that was knocked out?Shen Qingzhou threw it on the Wildhammer pig beside him.The small, bony figure of the nightmare shark flicked feebly, and then never moved again.

[emmm, although it's really inappropriate, I actually feel sympathy for the nightmare shark.Ahhh, come and wake me up! 】

【I'll wake you up!Damn, the planet that the Nightmare Shark gnawed at the beginning belonged to our star field.We almost gnawed our planet together, do you know the feeling of your life hanging by a thread!Thousands of human lives are there, you tell me you sympathize with it? ? ? ! 】

[Thank you thank you I am awake orz]

[God's recycling, Zhou Zhou, you are such a clever little ghost 233]

Netizens were teasing themselves in the barrage area, but Shen Qingzhou had no time to watch the barrage.

The speed of the nightmare shark biting the hook is getting faster and faster, and Shen Qingzhou's technique of smashing the fish and taking out the bait is also becoming more and more skillful.

After a few waves like this, the shark group, which was originally a nightmare in sleep, felt something was wrong.

wow -- wow --

Click, click, click--

The nightmare sharks in the water float together in the air, bumping their sharp teeth up and down, shaking their tails and rushing towards Shen Qingzhou.

That's right, nightmare sharks can float!

[Ah, Zhou Zhou, be careful! 】

[The anchor can't do it, so let's withdraw, keep the green hills, don't worry about no firewood, keeping your life is the most important thing! 】

Netizens watching the live broadcast panicked as they watched the nightmare sharks coming from all over the world.

In this morning's live broadcast, they have already fallen in love with this powerful anchor of Bel Canto, and they really don't want anything to happen.

Looking at Shen Qingzhou's motionless figure, some netizens couldn't help feeling a little bit of resentment in their despair.

I told you to run fast, but you didn't listen.Don't even think about it, is the species that can gnaw the planet alive that you can challenge?This is good, let's die...

Most of the netizens were still watching Shen Qingzhou's figure nervously and worriedly, but a small number of soft-hearted viewers had already looked away.

Alas, young man, he just doesn't want to be persuaded...

Whew - slap-slap-slap-

The sound of whipping kept ringing in my ears, but the expected muffled groans and cries of pain did not appear.In the bullet screen area in front of you, fancy rainbow farts are competing to bloom. All of these seem to have no tragedy at all.

woc, isn't it, the nightmare sharks have been knocked down, is this still a human? !

Netizens who looked away couldn't wait to look back.

In front of the nightmare shark group, there stood a handsome young man.He was holding a long vine, and the thin scales on the long vine shone in the sunlight.

Shhhhhhhhh

With a wave of his arm, he knocked down the charging Nightmare Sharks one by one.

woc, so strong...

Under the shocked gazes of many netizens, the Nightmare Shark, who was pulled down by half, was shocked.

The school of fish that was rushing towards Shen Qingzhou turned around and flew away quickly towards the distance.

[Niupi, brother, you are the first one I have ever seen to beat a nightmare shark away]

[Boss, I kneel down for you, look at this posture is not standard orz]

Netizens were stunned by Shen Qingzhou's fierce record, but Shen Qingzhou himself was not very satisfied.

He looked at the school of fish that had disappeared in the distance, and frowned slightly.

"Why does this clownfish run so fast? It doesn't have the spirit to fight to the end."

[Clownfish 2333 anchor, you are really a ghost! 】

[Hahahahaha, so the pigs were caught by you, and the nightmare sharks still kept the kindling [狗头][狗头]]

[No, after watching the live broadcast of the anchor, I no longer have the awe I should have for nightmare creatures.I'm really afraid that one day after I meet outside, I'll roll up my sleeves and go to TVT after watching too many live broadcasts]

【If you say that, I also...】

[Ah, wake up, this thing is not something that mortals like us can fight!Think about the gnawed planet, can you stand it! 】

Netizens were laughing and daydreaming in the barrage, while Shen Qingzhou looked at a large group of ugly fish on the ground with a worried expression.

He looked around, and after seeing the familiar dark green, Shen Qingzhou's eyes lit up instantly.

brush--

Perhaps it was because his gaze was too hot, he was alerted by the thing he was looking at, and retreated instantly.

But it's too late.

Shen Qingzhou grabbed one of its vines, pulled back the escaped python vine abruptly, and then comforted it with a gentle voice.

"Hey, don't be afraid. I now know the importance of continuous development, and I won't completely bald you."

'Crack' 'crack'... While pulling the vine skillfully, Shen Qingzhou looked at the trembling python vine in his hand, and said murderous words.

"Hey, I think you are very familiar. Have we met recently?"

Seeing that he finally discovered the problem, the barrage happily swiped up.

[You have seen it before!That's what you pulled when you tied the pig! 】

[This python vine has already been twitching with anger, I am really worried that it will explode from anger... Hahahahahahaha! 】

[Python Vine: You fart!The sustainable development that was agreed, why is it that I am alone! 】

【Python Vine: I am too difficult o(╥﹏╥)o】

Amidst the laughter, the creatures of the Death Star collectively played GG.

Shen Qingzhou trapped his spoils with python vines, and then dragged them towards the cabin.

"I'll make fish soup tofu and chestnut pork rice for you in a while. Today's pork is wild pig, it must be delicious!"

Just as Shen Qingzhou was laughing and selling Amway to the netizens in the live broadcast room, behind him, a huge shadow quickly struck.

[Woc Zhouzhou be careful behind your back! 】

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