Capture the River

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It was snowing heavily in North China, the fog blurred the boundary between the sky and the earth, and there was a cool and distant fragrance in the air.

Mr. Gong was wearing a well-fitting high-end suit, and he was sitting dignifiedly on the sofa reading a book, with shoulders flat and waist straight, as if he was sitting at the head of the board of directors and was about to speak.

Qin Chuan yawned, walked down the spiral staircase in loose pajamas, and casually pressed his hair that was curled up in sleep: "Should I cut my hair?"

Mr. Gong turned over a page of the book in front of him without even raising his head. His slender fingers were whiter than the page. The picture was extremely pleasing to the eye: "The recent epidemic has forced many wanted criminals to surrender themselves. Do you want to report your achievements?"

"...I'm just going to hang around the door."

Mr. Gong put down his book, frowned and looked at Qin Chuan: "It's 1°C outside now, go back and put on long johns."

Qin Chuan's face changed again and again: "How do you know I'm not wearing long johns?"

Mr. Gong stood up and hugged his waist: "I personally measure the circumference of your legs every day."

Qin Chuan sighed, and took Mr. Gong's hand from his trouser waist and threw it out: "What kind of health-preserving rumors on a garbage official account did you read to get this obsession with long johns? Why don't you wear them yourself? "

Mr. Gong remembered what Dream Builder said: Those who wear long johns are all shou, refer to Fei Du and Jiang Ting.

But Qin Chuan couldn't let Qin Chuan know this. Mr. Gong said casually: "My trousers are made of Dormeuil's Royal Qiviuk fabric, which is 8 times more warm than ordinary wool."

Qin Chuan: "...No, I don't have the obsession to wear a suit every day at home."

When he was curious, he checked it out once before. Royal Qiviuk is made of musk ox hair, and its production is limited to 1000 meters per year. It is really an evil capitalist.

Qin Chuan was forced to put on long johns, and before leaving the house, Mr. Gong slammed into Biffar's double-open bulletproof bronze door (don't need to check, it's only a few million yuan, I'm not bitter at all, really) on.Qin Chuan pushed Mr. Gong, but instead of pushing, he was pressed and exchanged a long kiss.

Mr. Gong looked deeply at Qin Chuan: "Wear your mask well, and don't come within ten meters of others. Remember, you are mine, and I won't allow you to have any accidents."

Qin Chuan and him looked at each other for two seconds, and punched him in the ribs: "Speak well! And you have a villa on the whole fucking mountain, and you have driven the bodyguards to the foot of the mountain, where are they from!"

Mr. Gong covered his ribs, kept his posture straight, and put on a strong face: "Then you have to wear a mask! What if there are mountain spirits and wild ghosts who want to kiss you in broad daylight?"

"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, don't let Cheng Jing be haunted by ghosts!"

"Then what if a bat flies out and tries to kiss you?"

Qin Chuan: "..."

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Qin Chuan was horrified to hear a click somewhere in his knee joint when his legs were folded in half, and subtly discouraged him: "I feel like I'm really old."

So you take it easy.

Mr. Gong let out a calm "Oh" and continued to work. Seeing that the frequency and intensity seemed to be shifted, not only did he not feel sorry for the fragrance and cherish the jade, but instead rushed to destroy flowers with harsh hands and violent wind and rain.

Qin Chuan felt that his attack was getting more and more violent, and was knocked into several pieces in one breath. He managed to spell out a sentence in broken gasps: "You...you fucking...do you know...respect the old and love the young?"

Mr. Gong put Qin Chuan's leg on his shoulder, pushed it deep, and replied calmly and gracefully: "Didn't I let you experience the feeling of youth?"

Qin Chuan snorted uncontrollably, and then felt something was wrong: "Hmm... um?"

"That's what I did when you thought you were young."