She is doing tasks in the Heavenly Official [Heavenly Official Blesses Colleagues]

Jiaxi asked: "Jiajia, I've always wanted to ask, why did we appear in the episode of "Tianguan"?"

As soon as He Jiasi heard it, he became excited: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Xiaojia, Xiao Jia hates that I'm not a character in the original book Chinese cabbage!"

No matter how good a play is, it won't be so touching if it's played a hundred or eighty times a day. Jiaxi's heart doesn't fluctuate and she even feels a little helpless: "Stop making trouble, you know I don't mean it..."

He Jiasi opened his mouth and said, "You are! You are ruthless! You are cruel! You are vexatious!"

Jiaxi was puzzled: "How can I be ruthless!? Where can I be cruel!? Where can I be unreasonable!?"

"Where are you not ruthless!? Where are you not cruel!? Where are you not making trouble for no reason!?"

Jiaxi found that she was always able to pick up her scenes recently. Maybe she was close to Mo Zhehe, so this is not good: "Then you are not ruthless? Are you not cruel? Are you not making trouble for no reason?"

He Jiasi snorted: "No matter how ruthless, cruel, and unreasonable I am, I will never be more ruthless, cruel, and unreasonable than you!"

Jiaxi didn't know what she was talking about anymore, so she replied instinctively: "I will be more ruthless than you!? Crueler than you!? More unreasonable than you!? You are the most ruthless, cruelest, and most unreasonable trouble I have ever seen hell!"

He Jiasi burst into tears: "I am definitely not as ruthless as you, as cruel as you, and as vexatious as you are!"

Jiaxi felt that she shouldn't have talked to her from the very beginning: "Okay, since you say I'm ruthless, cruel, and vexatious, I'll show you ruthless, cruel, and vexatious!"

He Jiasi's expression suddenly became painful: "Look, you also said that you are not ruthless, cruel, or vexatious, now you are fully showing your ruthless, cruel, vexatious side!"

Jiaxi has a toothache: "I think our conversation is meaningless."

He Jiasi said: "But people just like numbers, bah, people just like to talk nonsense to you..."

Jiaxi had no expression on her face: "You don't need to act like a man when you're talking nonsense, right? Get off me, now."

"Oh." He Jiasi resentfully let go of her reckless hands, and said using the previous topic, "Because the characters in the original book are more or less upright, it is difficult to play a role in promoting the development of the plot—especially if you can't use The plot is pushed to a crooked branch. For example..."

He Jiasi suddenly turned back into a female form, and she was still a dead body with bruises all over her body, neither human nor ghost, with an arrow with aura stuck in her body, and she fell down on Xinxianjing Avenue with a smoky gun. He yelled in a broken voice, "Help! Kill the ghost! General Nanyang is shooting indiscriminately! My wife and son ran away with others! I started to implicate innocent passers-by! Oh, oh, oh, it hurts so much! I was shot!!!"

Jiaxi covered her face, she didn't know what expression to use to face He Jiasi, who was lying on the ground and shouting non-stop, and the priests, big and small, who came to watch the fun.

The veins on Fengxin's forehead popped up, and he was so angry that he almost drew his bow and shot her another arrow: "I'm crap! You are a genius after all, can you stop being so sad?! Also! You ran away! Didn't you run away with someone! What? Decades have passed and they are still spreading rumors!"

Mu Qing stood on the sidelines, and said coolly: "You should first ask why she has an arrow with your aura in her hand."

Jiaxi also felt very strange, and immediately received a psychic voice from He Jiasi: "The last time I went to Tonglushan Tongtian Bridge to take it by the way, when the wind letter arrow shot Wuyong's undead to save his son, I made a mistake. There are still several roots here, which can corrupt a lot of merit."

Jiaxi hadn't heard the words in one ear when He Jiasi was still howling: "Ten thousand merit medical expenses! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I was shot by General Nanyang!!! Ahhhhh Ah! Fifteen thousand soul loss fee!"

The recurring word "shot" is mixed with He Jiasi's screams, which is simply unbearable and can't be thought about carefully. Seeing that more and more priests are watching, the topic of "wife and son ran away with someone" has once again occupied the psychic formation The hot search list, Fengxin didn't have time to study it carefully, so he threw a gold bar to He Jiasi at random, and turned around and cursed: "You bb have been doing this for decades?! Is there still no end to tm?!" Then he said to Mu Qing: "I want You are widowed! Yu Nu has no melons! You are too widowed!"

Mu Qing also said angrily: "I kindly remind you, if you have something to say, what's wrong with me?"

Speaking of which, the two gods quarreled again for no reason, and began to crazily reveal black history to each other.

He Jiasi catches the gold bar, but doesn't leave the arrow behind, and runs away with Jiaxi.

Jiaxi suspected that the sage books she had read hundreds of years ago could no longer keep up with the present era: "Are we... just going this way?"

Seeing that He Jiasi had reached near the sky steps of the lower realm, he dragged Jiaxi to jump down, while taking it for granted, he said, "That's right, it's the same thing to blackmail people and gods, take the money and run away! Although we are not afraid of urban management, But it would be bad if the Ling Wen Temple wanted him."

"..." Jiaxi was incredulous, "Then, we, not, Jiajia, you, what kind of plot development did we promote?"

"If it weren't for us, well, me, to extort money, how could such meaningless daily life appear in the article? Especially Fengxin and Muqing are just a pair of supporting characters who haven't locked up yet, and there is a wife in the middle The son ran away!"

"..." Jiaxi gently reminded, "The reason why the daily routine didn't appear in the first place was because it was meaningless."

He Jiasi is now very proficient in finding his way. Although he always encounters various emergencies in the middle, he can't fall to his death anyway, and Jiaxi is by his side, so it can be regarded as turning danger into luck and taking a walk on the road.

While talking, He Jiasi had already landed in the ghost market with Jiaxi: "Just kidding, the grievances of wrong wrong are about to be purified. As for whether to send them to reincarnation or to become a fairy boy, it has not yet been decided. It’s not peaceful, the two generals Nanyang and Xuanzhen are probably too busy to forget about it, so I’ll mention it by the way, and they’ll remember it after the fight.”

Jiaxi thought it made sense, but couldn't help asking: "Is this news worth a gold bar? Isn't it really blackmail?"

"..." He Jiasi casually took a bunch of grilled monster meat from the stall next to him and handed it to Jiaxi, "Come on, eat this. Look, if you need money for food, I will support you. They will go to heaven together." You are so rich, we don’t call it blackmail, it’s stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, doing justice for the heavens!”

"..."

Although He Jiasi later absorbed the remnants of Tonglushan's resentment and bad luck and undisputedly became the number one laughing stock in the Three Realms, but she turned the laughing stock into Pengci, ridiculed her for all door-to-door charges, and even made a fortune because of it—— After Shi Qingxuan ascended again, he transferred his qi to He Xuan, but probably he had been close to Xuan for too long. They opened up a paid tourist attraction in the South China Sea, but no one paid any attention to it, and the money they owed became more and more profitable The more, the economic situation may not be as good as He Jiasi.

He Jiasi knew that Shi Qingxuan and He Xuan secretly distributed their luck to Miaoer, but Miaoer no longer felt that they owed her, but Shuangxuan wanted to calm down her guilt in this way, so He Jiasi did not. Stop it, but then distribute it to the world, and accumulate the merits and virtues back to the Shuangxuan Temple.

He Jiasi recalled when Xie Lian came to the ghost market for the first time, "Passing by a food stall, I saw the stall owner stirring a pot of soup with a big bone stick. Tick ​​tock fell into the soup, and there were several eyeballs floating up and down in the strangely colored soup. Xie Lian looked at it, and suddenly felt confident."

Having walked all the way to Bliss Square, He Jiasi suddenly thought: "Xiao Jia, let's perform in the future! I also have a lot of confidence now!"

He Jiasi is a person who does what he says, and immediately stood still in the middle of the street, "Although I can't turn the plate, smash the boulder in the chest, and I can't send the amulet, but I can do magic. Xiaojia, you come to be my trustee, fellow ghosts, neighbors and neighbors! Today, I’m in the ghost land again, I’m ashamed of my pocket, and I’m making a fool of myself. I hope everyone will join me, send a ration, and collect some pocket money..."

Jiaxi dragged her out desperately: "Stop making trouble! Girl Jianlan lives in the street behind, hurry up!"

He Jiasi followed her strength and drilled into Bliss Square: "Pass by, don't miss it! Sexy croupier, deal cards online! Desperate ghost king, entertainer..."

Jiaxi wondered for the umpteenth time in her heart whether she had recognized the wrong soul after one soul and two parts, and at the same time covered He Jiasi's mouth with all her strength: "Don't say your name!"

Finally arrived at Lan Chang's residence, they were delayed on the way, Mu Qing and Lan Chang were already arguing about something, wrongly biting Feng Xin's face.

He Jiasi said with emotion: "I quarreled with He Xuan in the hall on the day Master Feng built the hall. Do you feel the same way? New love, old love, jealousy?"

Jiaxi scolded lightly: "What nonsense!"

He Jiasi lay on the ground on the spot and did not leave: "Little Jia is killing me! I'm not alive, I'm not dead, I'm going to die! I'm not in pain! I'm not in love with ghosts! It's not as good as a cabbage in the field!"

"...Get up quickly! Lord Fengshi and He... He Island Master is here!"

He Jiasi spread out his limbs and opened half of his eyes to take a look: "I didn't come! Hurry up and coax me!"

"It's really here! Uh, Master Feng, Master He Island, it's been a long time... that... Jiajia is practicing..." Thanks to He Jiasi's intentional or unintentional entanglement, every time Jiaxi sees He Xuan's Not only did there not have any romantic atmosphere, but I even felt like I was walking a rabid dog every time.

In front of the "rival in love", He Jiasi stood up from a neat kite on the ground in a second, patted the dirt on her body gracefully, and said nonchalantly: "Madam Fengshi, Master He Island, what a coincidence, both of you Why are you here, don’t you have nothing to do with Miss Jianlan?”

He Xuan first glanced at He Jiasi with a hesitant gaze, and then looked at Shi Qingxuan with a cold gaze that made the onlookers vomit, disgusted and doting, the meaning was self-evident : I came with my wife.

Shi Qingxuan pretended not to see the gif of playing with Jiasi on the ground, and spread his folding fan: "Morning, Miss Jiasi, Miss Jiaxi. I have been admiring the demeanor of the ghost market since I investigated the fire dragon roaring sky. I admire the business environment and the bold communication atmosphere, and I can't help but be fascinated..."

He Xuan couldn't help but interrupted him coldly: "Join the fun."

Shi Qingxuan was furious, slapped the folding fan and rushed towards He Xuan: "Brother He, am I still your best girlfriend, are you going to expose my shortcoming like this?"

He Xuan, He Jiasi, and Jiaxi: "..." Why is the line wrong, Yazi?

He Xuan couldn't say no to Shi Qingxuan, so he had no choice but to block Feng Shi's small mouth with his mouth.

He Jiasi turned his head dully: "Let's go, Xiao Jia, why is there dog food everywhere..."

Jiaxi numbly said: "Let's go and see Miss Jianlan and Young Master Cuocao..."

……

When Cuo Cuo heard about the option of going with Feng Xin, she was very angry and wanted to slap her father in the face on the spot. Lan Chang coaxed her for a while before coaxing her, the mother and son were reluctant to part with each other. It was decided that Lan Chang would take care of him all the time, and Fengxin would find a way to find him if he wanted to see him—after all, his opinion is not very important in this matter, or it is not important at all.

He Jiasi was afraid that if something passed his hands, he would get bad luck, so he didn't give anything away. He recited the "Purification Mantra" several times with Jiaxi, and gave Lan Chang a wave of ghost energy so that she could suppress mistakes , gave up the stage to Fengxin and Muqing.

After buying barbecued meat from Fengxin’s gold bars and turning them into pieces of silver, there was still a lot left. He Jiasi took Jiaxi and walked slowly in the world, bought two bunches of candied haws and handed them to her: “Here, I was in the copper stove before. When Shan looked at his memory, he found that Xiaojia seemed to like eating candied haws."

Compared with Jiasi, Jiaxi eats more elegantly. She slowly bites the solidified syrup: "I still think this daily routine is too watery."

After He Jiasi turned into a man, he was half a head taller than Jiaxi, and chewed the candied haws with satisfaction: "Everyday is just everyday, everyday life is so ordinary, and there are not always major events that will destroy the world. Happened. When we show our lives to others, it’s not because we have to tell others some truths, or to make others cry because of the beautiful love between ghosts and ghosts. What kind of movie, cough, opera excerpts, shadow puppets are performed until the rescue is over. The world stopped, so we won’t talk about daily necessities, but life is ours, we can live it slowly, join in the fun that has nothing to do with us every day, occasionally doing chivalry, robbing the rich and helping the poor, and hanging around, it’s also good of."

Jiaxi thought about it, and felt that what Jiasi said made sense, but... "I suspect that you are just talking nonsense, but I have no proof. Because water is water!" The plot didn't go away!

He Jiasi was furious: "What's wrong with the water! The water-injected pork is for sale! We're not here to sell it... Cough, we don't need money to see our daily life! We have to beg to be seen! No one commented! Audiences don’t like to watch Ladao! I still think we are not as good as the next door "No Taboo"!"

Jiaxi quickly patted her down: "It's okay, if it doesn't work, let's go catch the heat. The next door next door, the crew of "The Demonic Dao Huahua and His Bingshan Husband's Long Way to Chase His Wife" seems to be recruiting someone to play a murderous corpse. I think we You two can wear it without makeup."

Jiasi held hands with Jiaxi, and felt better: "I drove the system away, I'm afraid it's not good to play around. But I got an inspiration just now, we can sell it! I already have a brilliant plan ..."

Jiaxi was terrified: "Sell?!" She really wanted to write a book "On what my other half of the soul is in the mind every day".

Two hours later, Jiaxi looked at He Jiasi, who forcibly snatched a stall in the ghost market, with unimaginable eyes: "Why are you wearing such a layer of fake skin? With a beard and a turban?"

He Jiasi motioned her to keep her voice low: "Shh... From now on, my name is Muhammad, and your name is Maimaiti."

Although Jiaxi was puzzled, she let her go and asked another important point: "Is this thing edible?"

Although flour, peanuts, walnut kernels, cornstarch, raisins, sesame seeds, roses, badan apricots, dates, and green and red silk are all normal ingredients, it is true that they are steamed and put into a very strong wooden trough while they are hot. It seems that there is no problem in covering it with a thick wooden board, but He Jiasi dragged himself and pressed two dead corpses on the wooden board for so long, the water flowed with the small cracks in the bottom of the wooden tank. It is so hard and heavy that it is bigger than a stone mill. Is it really edible?

He Jiasi said solemnly, "This is not for eating."

Jiaxi: "???"

He Jiasi instructed: "Ghosts and gods will come later, don't care if you want it or not, just cut a piece for it and stuff it in." He Jiasi made a circle as big as a head, "It's so big."

Jiaxi didn't understand, so she asked, "How much does such a big piece cost?"

He Jiasi held out a finger.

"A tael of silver?"

He Jiasi shook his head.

"Ten taels of silver??"

He Jiasi shook his head.

"100 taels of silver???"

Seeing that Jiaxi's guess was too far-fetched, He Jiasi gave her answer: "Ten thousand merits."

Jiaxi questioned from the bottom of her soul, "...will anyone really buy it at this price?"

He Jiasi said bluntly: "It's not buying, it's blackmailing. It's forcibly stuffed into the person who came, cut into pieces at random, no refund or exchange! If you don't give the money, I will go and talk to him. If he dares to fight back, I will lie on the ground." Calling, Xiao Jia, you must also stop him and don't let him go. If he has no money, let him pay the IOUs. Buy a car with one piece, buy a house with two pieces, become king in the ghost market, sell out three yuan directly, and send four yuan to the bridal chamber."

"...What does it have to do with the bridal chamber?" Jiaxi lost her temper completely, "Jiajia, no, Muhammad, you just need to be happy."

Later that day, the news that "the brains of two desperate nuns were burned, and the wild goose plucked their hairs after setting up a stall in a ghost market under an alias" was spread wildly in various psychic circles in the world of gods and ghosts. However, although the original spreaders were out of good intentions , but the ghosts really like to watch the fun, and there is no trust among the priests... So He Jiasi made a lot of money, no, he made a lot of money, and even gave three points of his income to Huacheng Lords, managers and unscrupulous traders work together.

All of a sudden, the false rumors in the Three Realms about "a poor nun with a taste of earth, being loyal, benevolent, and indifferent to the world" were wiped out. Shangtianting and Zhongtianting were terrified of He Jiasi and kept their wallets tight, just as terrifying as Jiasi. Leap surpasses He Xuan, second only to Huacheng——Huacheng is at best a challenge, burning palaces and temples, and Jiasi is chasing money all over the world!On the way to work, after a bang, it will lie in front of you, and I will ask you if you are afraid!Start with [-] merits at a time, and there is no upper limit!And bully the weak and fear the hard, if you can't beat it, you will make a confession, and only pick the soft persimmons that she can beat!

How did you say that sentence?Yes, "Red is king on the land, black in the water is the master", and now there are two more sentences behind it: "If you don't have money, don't fly into the sky, and poor nuns stand in the way."

Jiaxi looked at the heavy boxes of gold bars: "Why do you need so much money?"

Now it's more and more handy to look like a man with Jia Si: "Bride gift. Mai Mai Ti, look, do I look good in this dress?"

Jiaxi was dazed and said, "It looks good. No, who is Maimaiti? No, what dowry?"

"Boss, help me wrap up this suit and the matching women's clothes!" He Jiasi shouted at the shopkeeper, then turned to look at Jiaxi, "The worship of folk believers turns into success, in order to obtain the blessing of the gods. No matter how much the priests teach them to do good deeds, most of the big believers only do it for their own reputation or the blessings brought by doing good deeds. The merits left in the hands of the priests are only used to show off their wealth or compare them. Come and distribute it to the world."

Jiaxi's respect spontaneously arose: "Jiajia, so I misunderstood you, you are really here to rob the rich and help the poor."

He Jiasi considered it carefully and said, "That's not true. The main thing is to save the dowry."

"???"