The crying bag director is a master of editing

1.

A pair of conductors in Dianbakeng father's clothes were finally sent to 818. The title was "August [-], the conductor who cut his own video and sold corruption", and the two who were picked up were the magnificent Yunmeng Tahai and Chengjing spinach.

The post blatantly reprimanded Haoqi, the pair of conductors who relied on their male god voices to sell human designs one by one, attracting a large number of unknown players to join Haoqi, resulting in a shortage of personnel in the Valley of the Wicked.

Even the love affair of Qi’an, the commander of Evilman Valley, has recently transferred to Haoqi. The two separated for a month.

The landlord reprimanded: "This is completely maliciously destroying the balance of the game!"

And friends have said:

——Aren’t they so evil, don’t they just sell rot, there aren’t many clothes that sell rot.

——Selling corruption is shameful!Hao Qi is really shameless!

——The landlord is a villain, so there is prejudice. If the conductor is your villain, you would stop arguing here now.

——This server said that the cloud cp is really sweet!It's worth a bite! ! !

——Ah... the passer-by said, am I the only one who cares about cutting the video myself?

Seeing that there were a lot of people commenting before I said anything, the host could not help feeling that this group of young people were too impetuous, but when someone finally mentioned the title, he was moved and replied: "Don't worry, everyone, please listen to me slowly. .”

2.

There are two well-known conductors in Dianba's cheating suit, one is Yunmeng Tahai.

Yunmeng Tahai is a sharp Taoist priest, with a male god voice, old white hair, sword tea set, night talk, egret, everything is complete, except that he has never died of ten love eyes, because he has none at all!Affection!edge!

Yunmeng Tahai is also a game anchor. In addition to commanding offense and defense, he will occasionally lead the battlefield command, world boss command and so on. When he is bored, he will also eat chicken or play some steam games to relax.

Although he is either directing or directing most of the time, occasionally when live broadcasting the arena, planting flags or field battles, Yunmeng Tachai's hand speed and skills make the players kneel.

Of course, some people think that Yunmeng Tahai's hand speed is unscientific, and it is not possible for a professional player to do this kind of operation.

Yunmeng Tahai directly turned on the camera to broadcast live. Of course, the live broadcast did not show his face, but showed his hands. In the end, he started a live broadcast for a whole day, and finally the clamoring players refused to accept it.

And Yunmeng Tahai became even more popular. A group of fans clamored every day for the anchor to be a live broadcaster. They could read books, cook vegetables and water the flowers.

Therefore, Yunmeng Tahai also has a nickname - Yunmeng Changshou.

……WTF.

Dian Bakeng father served another famous conductor named Cheng Jing's spinach, who gave him the nickname "Little Crying Bag".

The fine spinach is actually not a crying bag, after all, he is a man standing upright, his head can be broken and blood can flow, but tears!Never spill!

So how did the name Little Crying Bag come about?It has to be traced back to the time when Chengjing's Spinach first brought a National People's Congress offensive and defensive command.

That day a few old seniors had something to do, and the boss of the spinach thought that the spinach that had been raised so hard should be shown off, so he recommended the fine spinach to YY Command.

Although Spinach, who has become a master, has always been doing various command tasks, and even memorized every map by heart, but the sudden command made Spinach panic.

So at the beginning, Spinach, who became fine, was very nervous, and the conductor made mistakes again and again, and lost two bosses at the beginning, so the arrogant people began to scold the conductor.

Of course, if there are angry players, there are also rational players, and the rational players also comforted the fine Spinach one after another, telling him not to care, it is already very good to have the courage to stand up, everyone must guard Lao Xie in the end.

In the midst of the hot comments from the players, Cheng Jing's Spinach suddenly calmed down, and then he commanded surprisingly well, not only did not lose one boss, but also brought back the two bosses that had dropped before.

The commander of Wicked Valley, whose mentality collapsed, decided to smash Lao Xie to death, and the mature spinach led people to defend Lao Xie to death.

In the end, when Lao Xie had 10% of his blood left, the offense and defense were over, and Spinach, who had become a master, cried on the spot, and there are still players who have the audio of Spinach at that time.

At one o'clock, I heard the fine spinach shouting: "Brothers did a good job! It's so fucking... (suction) beautiful, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. ...Woooo...what? I didn't cry...the man is so big (sucking)...crying, what are you crying..."

In the audio, the sound of spinach and milk is very milky, and the sound of sniffling is particularly obvious, and the crying has already come out and I still don't admit it.

Of course, crying just once can be regarded as emotional, and it will not be called a fine spinach "little crying bag".

The point is that on the second day, the seniors heard that Cheng Jing’s Spinach was good at directing, so on Sunday he was directing again. He not only pushed all the bosses in the Valley of the Wicked, but also pushed Old Wang in 10 minutes, so he cried again up.

Blowing your nose with a tissue while praising everyone on YY, that scene is simply spectacular.

Later, the fine spinach began to be cultivated by the seniors as a great conductor, and the fine spinach also evolved from a little crying on the battlefield to attacking and defending, and occasionally the nasal sound is heavier after commanding. Now the fine spinach is no longer I cried again, but the title of "Little Crying Bag" remained.

Look, what ghosts are these two famous conductors.

3.

Then how did Yunmeng Tahai get along with Chengjing's spinach? In fact, it was still the fault of the old seniors.

After they collected the spinach, they pulled him into the group, and Yunmeng Tahai was also a disciple of the seniors at that time, and everyone was in the same service, so at first everyone politely added a friend.

At that time, Yunmeng Tahai and Chengjing's Spinach didn't chat often, and occasionally they spoke politely.

Until one day when Yunmeng Tahai was broadcasting live, a player mentioned Spinach, who was in command on the same server, and talked about the two offenses and defenses he commanded at the beginning, and asked Yunmeng if he knew him.

Yunmeng Tahai replied with a smile at the time: "I know, he is just a little crying bag."

Yes, the nickname of Little Crying Bag was spread from Yunmeng Tahaikou.

After a few days, Spinach, who became mature, was very angry when he found that people around him started calling him Xiaowaibao.

After learning that it was Yunmeng Tahai who heard the news, they went to settle accounts with him. In the end, the two had a vendetta in the wild and both went to prison.

From then on, even if they didn't know each other, they talked a lot, but their tone was not so polite. Most of the time, Yunmeng Tahai was teasing him.

Spinach, who became fine once, was sick, his throat was not very comfortable and his nose was running all the time, but he was the commander of the gang's battlefield that day and the offensive and defensive command at night, so he took a pack of tissues and turned on YY and started calling people.

Because it was inside the guild, Cheng Jing's Spinach agreed to all of them without even looking at the performance points, and they quickly got together 25 people.

Seeing that almost everyone had arrived at YY, he said, "I'm starting to line up, everyone remember to leave the battle and don't fly around."

After entering the picture, I found that the opposite side was actually from the server next door, so I hurriedly reminded while dividing into teams: "The one opposite is the commander of the villain from the next door server (suction)... Everyone, listen to the command (suction), and don't mess around."

After Spinach agreed which station the team would go to, he started to blow his nose, only to hear a familiar voice in YY say: "What's the matter, little crying bag, you started crying before the fight started?"

Chengjing's Spinach knew it was Yunmeng Tahai when he heard it. He hadn't paid attention to Yunmeng since he came out of prison a few days ago. Now that he heard Yunmeng mentioning the crying bag again, he couldn't help but get angry: " Nima, Dad has a cold, okay?"

Yunmeng Tahai smiled: "Okay, okay, whatever the little crying bag says."

Spinach was about to refute something, but the battlefield started, so Spinach quickly flew over to occupy points, and then began to command in an orderly manner.

However, within 5 minutes of the fight, the opponent's command dropped, and then five or six numbers were lost. In an instant, Haoqi occupied five points with an absolute advantage and successfully dispatched the car.

While guarding the car, Spinach murmured: "This is going too well (suction)... I'm useless (suction)..."

Yunmeng continued to tease: "You still cry when you win so easily?"

Spinach became angry when he heard Yunmeng's words: "Dad is crying or has a cold, okay! Would you like to look at the pile of toilet paper in front of Dad's desk!"

Yunmeng said meaningfully: "How can you talk about things like Xiaokuibao in the open? If you want to talk about it, just tell me in private."

"What the hell...cough cough..." Spinach coughed as soon as his throat tickled when he was excited.

Only then did Yunmeng put away her teasing tone and asked, "Are you really caught a cold?"

"Otherwise? Is Dad the kind of person who loves to cry?"

Before Yunmeng could answer, a bunch of people in the team started to scan.

--Yes.

--Yes.

--Yes

-1

- Who are you not?

——I still have the recording, and I have the audio to prove it.

Yunmeng laughed even more when she saw it: "See, that's not what I said."

"You all don't want to join my command group anymore, do you?" After a while, Spinach realized, "(Sniffing) That's not right, Yunmeng, how can you see our team's chat?"

Talking about spinach, he saw Brother Hua who was sitting in the car beside him giving him a mouthful of milk, and at the same time Yunmeng's voice came from YY: "Who do you think gave you your clear water?"

Spinach was silent for a while, and silently ordered his Qingxin buf.

Yunmeng was shocked: "You actually clicked off the buff I gave you?"

Spinach: "Go away."

Yunmeng was silent, and after a while he said again: "Xiao Kuibao, do you still have offensive and defensive commands at night?"

Spinach frowned: "No crying bag, Dad, I have an offensive and defensive command at night."

Yunmeng suggested: "Stop directing with your voice, I'll do it for you today."

Spinach doesn't agree: "Dad, I don't (suck), I'm going to cheat a wave of flowers tonight!"

Yunmeng smiled fondly: "Little crying boy, I'll trick you into giving me the flowers."

Spinach: "Go away."

4.

Afterwards, no one knew how Yunmeng and Spinach talked. They only knew that the conductor was at 2 mic that night, and the one at 1 mic was an orange horse singing.

In the end, the offense and defense were victorious, and a group of people wanted to use 1 mic to give the 2 mic commander a wave of flowers, and then 1 mic would open the mic.

It was Spinach with a very nasal voice and a milky voice: "Nimma, Yunmeng said that the flowers are all for me, who dares to let me serve wheat!"

Yunmeng also responded with a smile when she heard it: "Yes, yes, everyone gave our little crying bag a wave of flowers. Today he only has a nasal sound and didn't cry."

The fine spinach: "Damn! Dad, I didn't cry!"

Yunmeng stepped on the sea: "Little crying bag, logically speaking, you should call me senior brother, your life is a bit messed up."

Spinach, who became fine, snorted coldly: "Seniority is not chaotic, aren't you my son?"

Yun Meng stepped on the sea and smiled: "I don't have such a crying father."

Fine spinach: "...Get lost."

The next second after finishing speaking, the spinach was ready for wheat, and all the remaining flowers were given to Yunmeng, who was in the first place.

Yunmeng laughed and said, "Why did you leave, Xiaokuibao? I told you that I gave you all the flowers, so what should I do if I take them all now?"

The fine spinach said under the wheat: "Take it, Dad rewards you."

Yunmeng's smile became more obvious: "Then thank you, Junior Brother."

"roll."

This time, Spinach, who became a master, directly quit YY and didn't listen to it anymore.

But since Yunmeng helped Spinach take command once, Spinach pulled Yunmeng out of the list of enemies, and said that he never wanted to go to prison for some boring things again.

Yunmeng also teased and said: "Little crying bag, just admit that you are reluctant to beat me."

Chengjing's Spinach wittily silenced Yunmeng's red horse with the orange horse this time, but the next second Yunmeng came in with another orange horse and said, "So you want to wear a couple outfit with me? Tell me sooner." .”

The fine spinach was angry: "Get out!!!!"