God-level giant, forced to raise cubs

"Hahahahahaha!" The teachers and students of the whole school saw Zhao Naihuang's bald head, like the Gobi desert after deforestation, waving and circling in the strong wind, and burst into earth-shattering laughter at the same time.

"Wow, he's so completely bald!"

"Teacher, in which temple did you become a monk?"

"Hahahahaha I used to wonder why I never saw yellow brassiere with long hair!"

"It's actually a wig hahahaha, I laughed so hard!"

The students in the front row sat close together, and they could vaguely see a few slender and fragile hairs swaying in the wind on the bald top of the yellow bra, as if they would be blown off in a moment.

There are still a few, which is even more tragic!

Hearing the laughter of all the students in the school, Zhao Naihuang in the middle of the rostrum was furious.

"Don't laugh! Which class wants to laugh? Write down the name, deduct your class points, and finish all deductions!" The yellow bra covered the top of his head angrily, and changed from the awe-inspiring and upright teacher just now, jumping and roaring on the podium, "There are also students who picked up my wig, please return it quickly, otherwise don't blame me for being rude!"

However, his dying struggles were of no avail.

After experiencing a short period of silence, the students below laughed even more unscrupulously.

"Hahahaha!" Even the headmaster didn't hold back, opened his mouth to speak, but couldn't help laughing a few times.He cleared his throat to stabilize his emotions, put on a serious leadership air, and waved his hands to greet the yellow bra, "Mr. Zhao, forget it. It's just the beginning of school, don't worry about it with your classmates... Puff!"

The headmaster grabbed his arm so hard that his flesh was pinched blue, and finally controlled himself from laughing wildly regardless of his image.As a result, after speaking the last few words, he stared at the three sparse long hairs on Zhao Naihuang's head.

OMG, this is so funny hahahaha!

Thanks to Mr. Zhao for sacrificing himself and adding a lot of joy to the boring campus life.

"Ms. Zhao, it's time for you to speak." The host of the opening ceremony was completely distorted because of suppressed laughter.She tore off the cursing yellow bra from behind, tried to maintain the last bit of dignity and said, "Next, I will invite the representative of outstanding progressive students to speak."

"Wait!" Zhao Naihuang grabbed the microphone with unsatisfied enthusiasm, and hoarsely shouted, "I remembered the students who laughed so much just now! Points will be deducted for students on duty! All points will be deducted!"

'Boom--'

In order to cooperate with his roars, God played two muffled thunders especially for the occasion.Under the dark clouds, Zhao Naihuang looked more like a thousand-year-old ghost reincarnated to seek his life.

"It thundered suddenly, will it really rain later?" Ma Hao looked up at the cloudy sky, and asked worriedly, "How long is the opening ceremony?"

"It's over when the student representative finishes speaking. Let's see how long he can read the manuscript." Jing Yuxuan was not afraid of getting wet in the rain. After all, he is an idiot, and it is said that idiots don't catch colds.

Jing Yuxuan passed through the crowd silently, and crawled to You Qingluan's side from the last few rows, showing him a black, long-haired, dirty and dusty thing in his hand as if offering a treasure.

"Dad, look! I floated onto the fence just now, and I ran to pick it up~" Jing Yuxuan trembled, and proudly puffed out his chest, "Is your son very powerful?"

You Qingluan squinted, it turned out to be Zhao Naihuang's wig.Just now the owner howled in front for a long time but couldn't find it. It turned out that he was picked up by this guy.

He moved his eyes back to the front and stared at the podium, and perfunctorily encouraged, "It's amazing, go and return it to him."

"Give it back to him? Why?!" Jing Yuxuan flattened his mouth and refused, "If I want to give it back to him, I wouldn't have spent too much time picking it up just now! Dad, did you see the expression on the yellow bra with the wig falling off just now?" It’s so funny hahahaha! I’m going to bring the wig back to class and let everyone take turns wearing it.”

"Huh——" You Qingluan frowned, glanced at him full of disgust, and asked meaningfully, "Son, do you know what the wig is for?"

"It's on the head!" Jing Yuxuan replied immediately.

"Since you know, let everyone wear the wig that Mr. Zhao brought. He has a bald head." You Qingluan raised his eyebrows and asked coldly, "Are you a devil?"

"Ah? Is there a problem with the bald head?" Jing Yuxuan couldn't react for a few seconds, he was stunned for a while, and soon realized.

Zhao Naihuang has a bald head, and he always wears a wig, so the inside of the wig is in close contact with his smooth skin all the time, fully in contact with the hair oil and sebum of the yellow bra.

Bringing the wig back to the classroom to wear with classmates is equivalent to letting them have skin-to-skin contact with the yellow bra.

vomit!That's disgusting!

The words 'skin-to-skin dating' came to Jing Yuxuan's mind, and he was so disgusted that he almost vomited.

You Qingluan looked at him with special intentions, and asked with a smile, "Son, you just now..."

"No, I didn't do anything! Really nothing!" Jing Yuxuan denied it three times, and quickly turned his hands behind his back, hiding the wig behind his back.

Jing Yuxuan was so regretful that his intestines turned green, and he secretly decided in his heart that he must wash his hair thoroughly when he returns to the dormitory!Wash with sulfuric acid!Wash it ten times!

"Understood, let's kneel down." You Qingluan was thinking about other things in his heart, and it was rare for him to be kind. He saw it through and waved his hand to let his stupid son back down.

There was a little surprise at the opening ceremony. The host and several other teachers finally persuaded Zhao Naihuang to calm down and took him to the back.

According to the process, it should be the turn of outstanding progressive students to come on stage and share their learning experience.

It's just September, and the summer heat hasn't subsided completely, and the thunder in the distance is getting closer and closer.

Layers of cumulonimbus clouds floated over and pressed on the top of the head, accompanied by a few lightning bolts, the raindrops fell down with a crackling sound.

"Oh my god, it's raining!"

"It's still thundering, what should I do? My clothes are all soaked!"

"What about the opening ceremony? Let's go back to the classroom. What should we do if we catch a cold tomorrow?"

The students below complained one after another, but the school leaders sat on the rostrum with a roof and did not intend to stop the activity at all.

The opening ceremony of the No. [-] Middle School is only once a school year, and there has never been a precedent for stopping it halfway.Even if there is a sudden thunderstorm, it must continue as planned.

The host received the instruction of 'continue', turned around, and whispered to the boys waiting at the bottom of the steps, "It's your turn to speak, go over."

"Oh." The boy didn't have much energy, put his hands in his pockets, and replied lazily.

The thunderstorm fell fast and urgently. After a few minutes, the school uniform jackets of the students were already soaked.

Facing such bad weather, it was rare for You Qingluan not to leave the stage. He opened a folding umbrella to shelter himself from the rain in full view of the crowd, which caused a wave of hatred.

"Zhu Ran, you can use my jacket." Gan Feng took off his school uniform jacket, wrapped two reference books inside, and let Zhu Ran rest on his head, "Don't catch a cold."

Zhu Ran took it and asked worriedly, "Then what do you do?"

"Hey, I exercise every day in a strong body, and I'll be fine if I get caught in the rain!" Gan Feng raised his arms to show off his thin and shriveled muscles.

"Ah-choo—" Someone sneezed and prayed in a low voice, "I hope the people who go up next can read it faster."

"Oh, don't be delusional. Every year, the manuscripts of the student representatives die and grow, and the reading is slow, and it can't be finished in half an hour."

"By the way, who is the student representative this year?" Ma Hao asked.

"Whoever he is, he's a good student anyway, we don't know each other." Jing Yuxuan wiped the rain off his face and looked up at the sky full of sadness, "I'm so envious of Emperor Xi, I don't know where to go now It's fucking cool not to have to attend the opening ceremony!"

Ma Hao looked around and asked suspiciously, "Yes, where did Emperor Xi go?"

In previous years, Chi Xi did not attend the opening ceremony.But with a new head teacher this year, he shouldn't be able to provoke the big devil.

"Who knows. It might be in the classroom, it might go to the Internet cafe, or it might go back to his Hao, Hao, Hao..." Jing Yuxuan was halfway through speaking, staring straight ahead, and suddenly started stuttering, his language function was severely damaged seal.

"Mansion." Ma Hao completed the word for him, turned around and said with disgust, "You suddenly ate shit!"

"Eat a fart!" Jing Yuxuan cursed, pressed Ma Hao's head, pointed to the front podium and said, "Come on, you eat with me."

"Get out! Who wants to eat shit with you!" Ma Hai cursed, and was forced to look at the center of the host stage.

Seeing the boy in front of the microphone, he opened his mouth wide, his jaw almost dropped in surprise.

The outstanding student representative is very handsome, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, full of hostility.

Who else could it be if it wasn't Chi Xi?

They knew each other instantly, and everyone else must have too.

In addition to being the little emperor of No.[-] Middle School, Chi Xi is also the genuine school girl of Dongping No.[-] Middle School.

If it wasn't for his trashy personality, everyone would only dare to watch from a distance and not play with it.Otherwise, all the girls in the school would write a love letter every day, filling the classroom of Class Nine.

Even the first-year freshmen who had just entered No. [-] Middle School had heard of Chi Xi's name more or less, and discussed it in groups.

"Wow, that's Chi Xi? He's so handsome!"

"It's raining so hard, don't be too busy with your nympho."

"What's wrong with the rain? It's not a loss to be able to listen to the handsome guy's speech!"

"If you want to get caught in the rain, you can do it yourself. I just want to go back to the classroom as soon as possible. I hope Chi Xi's manuscript will be shorter."

"...If I remember correctly, Chi Xi seems to be a problem student, right?"

"You are so ignorant! Last year, Chi Xi ranked third in the class, with an improvement of more than 400 points. He is qualified to speak."

Chi Xi, as a student representative, the manuscript prepared for him by the school must not be short. He clutched a thick stack of paper in his right hand, roughly estimated to be seven or eight pages long.

When Chi Xi came to the microphone, the wind mixed with rain covered his face.

Chi Xi frowned and wiped his face, but he still couldn't figure out which nerve the principal had made a mistake, so he could just let him be the student representative.

——Besides, where did I make a mistake at the beginning, and I agreed to it by accident?

The rain is getting heavier and heavier, and it is overwhelming.

Chi Xi squinted his eyes and looked towards Class [-], and found You Qingluan in the front row who was the only one holding an umbrella in the crowd.

His little black umbrella is so conspicuous, as if a mushroom has grown in the rice field.

Chi Xi...

He should have thought a long time ago that You Demon King is the kind of person who wronged the whole world and could not wrong himself, how could he be obediently exposed to the rain.

The little classmate rolled his eyes, and said into the microphone casually, "I am the student representative, Chi Xi, Class Nine, Grade Three, and I will share my learning experience with you today."

He read the first sentence according to the manuscript, but couldn't read the whole nonsense, so he simply put away the manuscript and improvised.

"Learning has a fart experience." Chi Xi said simply and rudely, "Why don't you go back to the classroom and do the questions now, let's go."

"Correct!"

"Famous words of wisdom!"

"It's so reasonable, I was moved to tears!"

Chi Xi's speech was echoed by everyone, and the excited students stood up and applauded for him.

The torrential rain is indeed not suitable for watering the future flowers.After hearing Senior Chi Xi's kind words, everyone picked up the benches and went back to the classroom after booing.

In just half a minute, the students retreated collectively, leaving only a few school leaders staring at each other in the rain.

"What's the situation? It's not over yet, it's all over."

The principal happily patted his stomach, "The process has gone through once, and it should be over, let's disband too."

"...Then let's go."

Chi Xi, who successfully ended the opening ceremony with a few words, walked down the steps and threw the thick speech into the trash can.

He stood under the eaves, silently looking at the continuous heavy rain.

The rain showed no sign of stopping, Chi Xi put his hands in his pockets indifferently, and was about to walk into the rain to receive watering.

Before the legs can be stepped out, there is an extra black umbrella above the head.

You Qingluan stood under the umbrella, waiting for him to come in without saying a word.

Chi Xi was silent for a full half a minute, thinking whether he should run for his life first.

He stared at You Qingluan's expression for a while, and asked tentatively, "Are you going to teach me a lesson again?"

You Qingluan held the handle of the umbrella and said calmly, "Why did you teach me a lesson?"

"When I was speaking..." Chi Xi didn't know how to proceed, he felt as if he hadn't done anything.

I don't want to read the manuscript, and the students below don't want to get in the rain. Isn't this a matter of mutual benefit?

I should be praised!

"Oh." You Qingluan drew on perfunctorily, and stuffed the handle of the umbrella into his hand, "Okay, then I'll punish you for holding the umbrella."

Chi Xi...

What kind of punishment is this?

He quickly understood that You Qingluan was not angry and did not intend to punish him.

To put it more clearly, You Qingluan didn't think he was wrong at all.He came to pick him up for the first time, probably in this way, to express his approval.

So that's the case, Chi Xi affirmed his thoughts, and habitually walked towards the teaching building holding an umbrella.

"Wait." You Qingluan called him to stop.

"Aren't you going back to the classroom?" Chi Xi was dumbfounded.

You Qingluan bent his eyes and said in a low voice, "Didn't you invite me to punish you? Let's go."

Chi Xi? ? ?