God-level giant, forced to raise cubs

"Xihuang!" Ma Hao sat down next to Chi Xi with two plastic bags in his hands, "I brought you something good."

"Oh." Chi Xi replied without raising his head.

On his desk was a copy of the "Students' Code of Conduct" glued with scotch tape. He spread out the homework and copied it word by word.

At that time, I was patronizing Shuang, and I tore it too shredded.

Later, the people who put together the paper were not skilled enough, and many of the printed characters had broken arms and legs, and they needed to be carefully identified to see clearly. Chi Xi copied and copied and wanted to scold people frantically.

That devil You Qingluan, fine for copying, doesn't even give him a new copy, let him put together the shredded paper in the office.

abnormal!nerve!

"You haven't finished copying yet?" Ma Hao saw the bandages wrapped around his wrist twice, and said with lingering fear, "Oh, I expected you to drive away the Demon King, but you were the first to kneel."

The night before yesterday, during self-study, Chi Xi entered the classroom wrapped in gauze, took out a handful of paper foam from his pocket, and asked them to play puzzles.

This trick is to scare chickens... Capture the thief first and capture the king so beautifully, the other students in the class raised the white flag to admit their cowardice, and no one dared to provoke the class teacher without fear of death.

"How much is left, let me copy it for you?" Ma Hao put the plastic bag containing the paper cups on the table, "Try this first, and it won't be iced later."

The surface of the plastic bag was covered with a layer of small water droplets, which wet the paper of the code of conduct.Chi Xigang copied 23 articles to treat difficulties and setbacks correctly and maintain mental health.

The words behind could not be read clearly again, he dropped his pen and picked up the light blue paper cup that Ma Hao brought in.Across the transparent plastic bag, the four words Chumeng Milk Tea were printed on the paper cup.

Chi Xi asked, "Milk tea? Where did you buy it?"

"There's a milk tea shop in No. [-] Middle School, and the business is booming. There's a queue of more than ten meters." Ma Hao picked up Chi Xi's pen, ready to help him continue copying.

"Put it down, your handwriting is too ugly." Chi Xi plunged into the straw and took a sip. It tasted sweet and chocolate.

Ma Hao put down his pen resentfully, and asked like offering a treasure, "Is it delicious?"

Chi Xi said with disgust, "It's too sweet."

Zhu Ran came in from outside with a cup of milk tea in his hand, and reminded him very expertly, "If you think it's sweet, you can buy half sugar or less sugar."

"Why did you buy it too?" Chi Xi felt quite puzzled, he hadn't heard of any 'milk tea shop' in Dongping two days ago, and overnight, everyone around was holding the same cup.

"I found that milk tea is so delicious! And the new store opened, and gifts were given out in line."

Ma Hao hurriedly said, "That's right! They are so good at doing business, the gift a man can't refuse!"

A gift a man can't refuse?

girl?house?banknote?

"Dangdang——" Ma Hao showed off the milk tea gift, and showed off to Chi Xi triumphantly, "The disc of Ultraman fighting little monsters! This is the most powerful Ultraman Saint!"

"..." Chi Xi almost choked on the pearls in the milk tea, "Stay away from me."

Really lower IQ!

"Xihuang, you're not interested in Ultraman?" Ma Hao stared at him with resentful eyes of 'you're not a man', put away the disc, and asked mysteriously, "At eight o'clock tonight, the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games, You must be interested, right?"

"To be exact, it's eight o'clock." Chi Xi picked up the pen again, twirled his fingertips, and continued to copy the code of conduct.

"Yes! Our country is hosting the Olympic Games for the first time. I heard that the scene is very big. Let's climb over the wall and go to an Internet cafe to watch it at night?"

"Can you bring me?" Zhu Ran asked expectantly, "I also want to watch the opening ceremony."

"Okay, when the time comes, I will let you step on my shoulders and climb over the wall!" Ma Hao agreed without hesitation.

Chi Xi glanced outside the window from the corner of his eye, sat up straighter, and said solemnly, "I won't go, I have to study at night at eight o'clock."

"What evening self-study are you going to? Are you not interested in the Olympic Games? This is a grand ceremony for the whole country! If you miss it, you don't know when it will be the second time!" When Ma Hao talked about his excitement, he was full of enthusiasm. How many people are waiting for the stars and the moon! This is no ordinary performance, it is the soul of the country and our integrity!"

'Clap clap clap! '

There were crisp applause behind him.

"That's right, you have a sense of national mission." You Qingluan waited for him to finish before walking over clapping his hands.

"You, Teacher You." Ma Hao's momentum faltered instantly, and he quickly moved out of the way for him.

You Qingluan took out the "Code of Conduct for Students" that Chi Xi copied half, checked it twice, and returned the copy to him.

"The writing is pretty, keep writing. After copying, I will correct you one by one." You Qingluan made dangerous remarks.

Chi Xi subconsciously glanced at the bottom of the rules, there were a total of forty requirements.

Corrected one by one... Chi Xi bit the straw, took a sip of milk tea to calm down the shock.

"Is the milk tea delicious?" You Qingluan asked.

"It's very delicious!" Zhu Ran, a milk tea lover, replied quickly, "He thinks it's too sweet, I suggest he buy half sugar next time."

After listening to her opinion, You Qingluan took out a form and ticked two strokes, and said to Chi Xi before leaving the classroom, "No half sugar is needed, you like this kind of sweetness."

"Who told you?" Chi Xi drank more than half of the cup of milk tea, and emphasized emphatically, "They say it's too sweet."

You Qingluan had already walked out of the classroom, and heard Zai Zai's blunt rebuttal.

The generation gap is too wide, and he can't understand the obsession of the second-year boy ten years ago.

It's not a shame to have a sweet tooth.

——Every time Mr. Chi drinks coffee, he must add five packs of sugar. Only people who are too sweet will drink it.

Thinking of Mr. Chi, You Qingluan took out his mobile phone and recorded the last message on WeChat, a photo sent by his boyfriend.

Under the sky full of fireworks, the thin little Qingluan raised her face, and the black and empty pupils finally reflected the stars.

Next to him, Chi Xi showed half of his face in the camera, and secretly compared the child with rabbit ears with his hands.

You Qingluan set that photo as a screensaver, and finally decided to reply.

How much fine did Mr. Chi pay for setting off fireworks in Youqingluan City?

Not many pool cubs, great value for money.

You Qingluan, you seem very happy?

After the message was sent out, it took a while for Chi Xi to reply.

Five minutes later, a voice came, and You Qingluan clicked on it and moved closer to his ear.

"uncle."

The boy's voice that he hadn't seen for a long time came from over there, and You Qingluan almost dropped his phone in shock.

…The young man's voice was light and clean, like a harmless little rabbit.

You Qingluan almost forgot that when he was young, he still had that...suffering voice.

"Little Phoenix, I'm only ten years older than you." Chi Xi used a coaxing tone to coax a child, "Be good, call me brother."

Little Qingluan was very obedient, calling softly, "Brother."

The voice ended here, and Chi Xi sent two more messages.

Chi cub little phoenix is ​​so cute.

I admit that Chi Zai was fined until he went bankrupt!

cute?

Can this adjective be applied to yourself?

Chi Xi had only brought the cub for a few days, and the filter was too thick.

You Qingluan unilaterally terminated the dialogue, and stepped up to the outside of the Chumeng milk tea shop. There was a line at the door of the shop.

"Boss!" Seeing him, Shang Xiang immediately walked around the counter and walked out, "You are finally here~"

He was too coquettish, You Qingluan didn't answer, and handed over the form, "Here, I did a market survey in the No. [-] Middle School, and the feedback from the students was pretty good."

"Your plan is better. It's been hot recently, and everyone is willing to drink drinks. And I heard that there are many people queuing up to deliver dishes from morning to night!" Shang Xiang laughed like a chrysanthemum, "I guess, less than two In a few months, our store will be able to pay back its capital!"

You Qingluan disliked it, "Two months to pay back? Your pursuit is really low."

In 08, milk tea was still a novelty for most people, with a huge potential market waiting to be exploited.

The entrepreneurial plan and business model of Chumeng milk tea shop completely reproduce the Internet celebrity chain store a few years later.The market trend is very fast, and if a certain industry makes money, more people will definitely want to join in and actively send money to join.

You Qingluan's goal is not to open a milk tea shop, but to quietly open up the entire Dongping market and contacts.

"Set a small goal first." You Qingluan played an old trick, "In three months, earn it [-] million."

Military division Shang was frightened, "One hundred million? Do you know how much one hundred million is?"

"Your expression now makes me miss it very much." Seeing his stunned and stupid look, You Qingluan remembered that at the beginning of his business, Shang Xiang asked similar questions——

'No. [-] in the country?Do you know that the market value of the country's No. [-] enterprise is tens of trillions? '

Later, the company became one of the top [-] enterprises in the country within two years. Since then, Shang Xiang has never questioned him again, and he has done his best to assist You Qingluan. Together, the company has reached the top ten in the fifth year and successfully reached the top in the sixth year. !

"What do you miss?" Shang Xiang's head was full of question marks, and he suddenly noticed the stainless steel watch in You Qingluan's hand, and remembered the scene when he met him.

"Okay, one hundred million is one hundred million!" Shang Xiang gritted his teeth, "Anyway, you arrange it, and I will listen to you!"

"Don't worry, I've spent so much money on you, I'm sure it will be enough." You Qingluan changed the subject and asked, "Did you buy the things I asked you to bring?"

"Oh, I bought it back!" Shang Xiang went into the store, took out a big box that was tightly wrapped and handed it to him, "I carried it back from Yunmeng City, and there was no bump on the road. It is better than protecting my wife." Do your best!"

"Thanks for your hard work."

"And the person you asked me to find, he, he is too miserable!"

"Oh?"

Those who sell pirated CDs say it's miserable, and the regent is so miserable.

"He couldn't find a job, he had no money to go back to his hometown, and he was fighting wild dogs for food on the main road!" Shang Xiang stretched out his hand and showed him the tooth marks of his thumbs, "That lunatic thought I was fighting for ham sausage from him. , took a bite of me, look, is this considered a work-related injury?"

"It counts as a work-related injury, and I'll reimburse you for the rabies vaccine." You Qingluan managed to finish speaking, but couldn't hold back any longer, leaning against the wall and laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

The industry's chief R&D man, the father of future communication technology, and the man who created the intelligent age, actually...

Grab food with the dog!

Hahahahaha!If I had known him earlier, I would have gone to find the regent in person to witness his glorious black history!

"Jing Yuxuan, is it okay to just turn it out?" Zhu Ran skipped class for the first time, and asked fearfully.

Jing Yuxuan patted his chest and assured, "No problem! We often climb over the wall with Chi Xi, and nothing happened."

"But, Emperor Xi is not here today, what if we are stopped?"

"Who dares to stop? Back then, someone in my life gave birth half a month prematurely! I wanted to go out, but my own mother couldn't stop me. School is nothing!"

After Jing Yuxuan finished his heroic roar, a clear male voice floated down from the top of his head.

"Oh, you were born prematurely?"

No wonder he looks like he has a poor IQ development.

The students in class nine who were about to skip class shivered and raised their heads in unison.

You Qingluan was elusive, stepping on the wall they were about to turn over, holding a big box in his arms.

"Hello, Teacher You."

You Qingluan greeted kindly, "Dear students, are you all gathered here to welcome me?"

You look at me, I look at you.

In the end, Zhu Ran, who was a little more obedient in the class, stood up and lowered his head to report, "We want to climb over the wall and go to the Internet cafe to watch the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games."

"That's it." You Qingluan jumped off the wall and landed firmly, "Let's go back to the classroom then."

"Oh…"

The students complained and disappointed.

The plan to climb over the wall failed, and he didn't have the guts to fight against You Qingluan, so he reluctantly walked back.

"Wait," You Qingluan called to stop Jing Yuxuan, and handed over the big box, "Bring this to the classroom and connect it according to the instructions."

Jing Yuxuan took it listlessly, "What is this?"

"Projector." You Qingluan handed Zhu Ran the office key, and asked her to take her laptop and wireless network card.

"Pen, laptop?"

Notebooks and wireless network cards are rare gadgets, and many students have never seen them before, so they don't know what You Qingluan plans to do.

"Don't you want to watch the opening ceremony?" You Qingluan pointed to the watch, "There are still 10 minutes left, if you wait any longer, it will be too late."

The author has something to say about me, the regent, and the full text is the worst.

Little Qingluan, I'm cute again!

Mr. Chi hehehe (gradually idiot)

Thank you for the Bawang ticket for half a month!

Thanks to Xi Li, God's little Daisy, and Ju Xiaobao for the nutrient solution!