I live in the wilderness of interstellar live broadcast

When all possibilities are rejected, the last remaining conclusion, no matter how unbelievable and illogical, is the truth.

Heath's walnut-sized head gradually recalled Yingying's joke about survival in the wilderness when she first started live broadcasting.

Earth, Earth?

The little chick was shaking with its half-grey down feathers, and was in a dream that was too absurd.

If it is a human species, the inability to think at the moment may be due to excessive surprises, but Heath, a feathered animal species whose parent planet is still alive, has more than just "Yingying looks good!" and "Damn it!" It is Qi Guang's variety of recipes that are not picky at all.

Heath finally made the connection between his round and voluptuous furball figure and the common roast sparrow on the Qiguang grill.

He looks... still, quite delicious haha...

Hahaha……

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Qi Guang rubbed the rope and felt his nose itchy, so he rubbed his nose, picked up the unwoven woolen blanket beside him and put it on first.

During this period of time, the temperature dropped significantly after nightfall, and it was no longer the weather where he would have been sweating even in a small grass skirt when he first crossed.

Although the old saying goes that spring covers autumn and freezes, in order to avoid catching cold, Qi Guang decided to wrap up a little more after nightfall.

He is also able to wrap up a little more now.

The sheep that Qi Guang killed before provided him with more than a dozen catties of heavy wool. The hot water washed away the grease and entangled dirt in the wool, and the rest was about ten catties of clean wool—these sheep in the forest The wool yield is surprisingly good, oily and fine, and the two that Qi Guang caught later also provided him with no less than ten catties of wool.

When the wool is washed, the thick layer of oil floating on it is collected by Qi Guang, which is different from the sheep oil boiled from the viscera of the sheep. The sheep oil washed from the wool is the raw material of the famous Australian sheep oil. Emollient and moisturizing effect against frostbite.

Qi Guang put these "body oils" in glass bottles picked up from the sea. These bottles are severely weathered and fragile, but the airtightness is still very good. They are stuffed with wooden plugs and sealed with clay, so they can be preserved until winter.

Wool is the main reason why Qi Guang must catch sheep. He has not found crops such as cotton so far. Wool is the main raw material to meet his winter warmth needs.

A sheep can produce ten catties of wool, and according to Qi Guang's vague memory of his mother knitting wool, two catties of wool can almost knit a men's thick sweater with a baby hat.

There's also extra sheepskin and not much buckskin rabbit skin to complement the wool.

Qi Guang used a polished stone knife to cut the wool, but it was still not sharp enough and the efficiency was low. At the same time, it was difficult to cut the wool neatly, leaving a layer of uneven layers of short hair on the sheepskin.

These few sheepskins were put together into a large piece by Qi Guang, and now they are hung in the cave as a curtain to keep out the wind, and when the weather cools down, they will become thick and warm quilts.

Qi Guang also had a piece of tanned buckskin, which was uneven in shape and not particularly large.He filled the corners of the deerskin with leftovers of rabbit skin and trimmed it into a buckskin blanket.

Rabbit skin is mainly used in shoes.

In summer, you can go barefoot or wear straw sandals. When the weather is cold, you must pay attention to keeping your feet warm. As nerve endings, your feet are prone to poor blood circulation.

In the last few years of the last days, there was a severe shortage of various materials. Qi Guang would suffer from chilblains every winter, and in severe cases, he would fester. Rabbit shoes are arranged.

The main force to keep out the cold is still wool.

Qi Guang made several bamboo combs with fine teeth, the teeth are not long but sharpened.

Using these several bamboo combs together can tear apart the tightly entangled wool very well.

The wool that is cut off and cleaned will be combed repeatedly into a fluffy floc, which is as fluffy and fluffy as cotton candy. And the constant wool wadding.

Wool that has been processed to this level can be spun into wool—Qi Guang has also thought about felting that can be directly formed, but the needle felting method is time-consuming and laborious and can only be used on small objects, and the wet felting method lacks the necessary felting. of soapy water.

The price of soap in the system mall starts from four figures, and the simple version mixed with oil and plant ash is not enough for a bath, and it does not contribute the weight of felted wool.

There is no doubt that spinning into wool is the most economical and practical method of processing wool.

Qi Guang made a simple hand-held spinning hammer to spin wool, that is, the old-fashioned rattle hammer, which is thick at both ends and thin in the middle, and uses rotation to spin loose wool into thread.

Anyone who has seen this thing knows how simple its shape is. Qi Guang, who has only seen it once in a documentary, can make it look good, but how to use it after making it took him two days to study.

The spinning hammer Qiguang has two sizes, which are used to spin thick and thin threads respectively.

The thin thread is used to knit sweaters and trousers, because Qi Guang’s knitting technique is limited to knitting woolen pieces with two woolen yarns, so the final sweater and trousers are actually the product of sewing woolen pieces.

The thick thread is used to weave thick blankets. Qi Guang would rejoice at how wise it was to buy a simple loom for his little nephew to play with at this time, so that he could rely on his sporadic memories of the toy loom , I made a similar one out of bamboo.

There is a frame on the outside, with grooves engraved on the top and bottom for winding threads, and in the middle is a "heald" for thread clamping, plus a shuttle for threading the horizontal weft thread.

After the loom was built, Qi Guang first experimented and improved it several times with vine ropes, and reused the carding of wool to organize the threads on the loom.

After confirming that the loom could be put into use, Qi Guang replaced the vine rope with wool.

Coarse wool adapts well to the loom, and can weave a thick and warm blanket casually. However, the precision of pure handmade products is impressive, and it is only a dream to weave fine and dense sweater materials with thin threads.

Qi Guang spends one or two hours knitting wool every night, and at noon when the sun is too hot to go out, he knits blankets in the cave. More than 30 catties of wool are spun into wool, which can be used to make a larger blanket that can wrap people in after making clothes.

For Qi Guang, who is addicted to wool, the audience expressed their joy.

After a series of operations that they could only look at, such as burning pottery with clay, cooking salt with sea water, etc., their brains finally couldn't help but say "I know it" when faced with this tutorial on knitting wool and looms.

Spinning and weaving are not exclusive to the Earth. Many planets have similar methods of making fabrics, and the weaving work of knitting wool is the specialty of many other animal species. Freehand winding with flexible fingers makes it easy to build a nest. You don't need Qi Guang's two knitting needles.

Seeing the length of the blanket in Qi Guang's hand was gradually increased, and the pieces woven with wool were sewn together to look like clothes. Some viewers who thought they could do it couldn't help itching their hands, and wanted to try it out by themselves.

Especially those viewers who are good at manual work.

In the life video area next door to Qiguang, contributions such as #地球式织设计#, #挑战地球结布法#, #1:1结果玉英石绿室# and other contributions began to appear, which not only caught up with the earth, which has been in the C position for thousands of years. The big hit, and the popularity of the dark horse Yuying in the rookie anchor.

From another perspective, this is also evidence of Yuying Shihong.

Judging from the straight-up point income of Qi Guang after signing the contract, it can be inferred that his popularity increase is by no means small. As the only anchor of the wilderness construction department on the live broadcast platform, the first person to eat the cake will always get the biggest and sweetest share. piece of

Otherwise, Qi Guang wouldn't have the confidence to spend extravagantly buying a pair of underwear for himself to replace, and even began to fantasize about buying a hot water bottle to warm the bed in winter.

Correspondingly, Qi Guang's manager Sai Wei has been in high spirits recently.

Saiwei's newly signed anchor Yuying's popularity has risen extremely fast, and within a large period of platform change (three weeks according to their planet's time), he has rushed to the forefront of the new anchor rankings.

In front of and behind Yuying are all newcomers who have been strongly promoted by major companies for a long time. They belong to familiar faces that everyone has known before. Asked many colleagues to pick up Saiwei's big basket of lemons overtly and secretly.

Yuying's potential is extremely high and there is a lot of room for development. The ceiling in the future is extremely high. The most important thing is that he keeps a low profile and cooperates without causing trouble. The peers who have gone through the headline marketing account are in stark contrast.

Such a docile, obedient and popular newcomer, they also want QAQ.

Think about it, if they changed the anchor under their hands, if there is Yuying, who is a top-notch face in the mixed-looking area, and has the environment simulation technology of the absolute leader in the mixed-tech area, but the agent arranges a cure for insomnia without saying a word And the route to cure baldness, that can't be overturned.

But look at Yuying's attitude that even matches the live broadcast of the lullaby...

……

Lemon fruit on lemon tree.

Under the lemon tree...

Gee.

With such good materials as Yuying, so many high-end and high-end publicity focuses are not selected. They have to follow the down-to-earth route of insomnia and bald hair.

I'm afraid Sai Wei may not have water in his head.

Sai Wei was slandered a lot, sneezing and sneezing all the time, and finally got the seasonal flu unfortunately.

Saiwei was full of spirits, but he was also full of grievances and no one could say anything.

Can he say that Yuying's line of curing insomnia and growing hair has nothing to do with him!

The route he arranged for Yuying was obviously the quiet and independent Gaoling Flower route, and the selling point was the ideal land of Taoyuan lost in time together with the mother planet of the earth!

So that bastard who looked at Yuying's baldness was the one who shouted the slogan, so that the newcomers in the fan support club came in and the first sentence was to ask about the special medicine for baldness. The fan group seemed to be a communication group for patients with insomnia and baldness.

Sai Wei became irritable when he thought of this shit, and even more irritable when he saw the director's bald scalp.

Don't think that wearing a vest and using his son's ID means he can't recognize Xinjiaqun's Mengxin as his immediate boss. His bald head that looks like a planetary map has already betrayed him.

But by the way...why do you want to post bald photos if you add an anchor fan group?

Sai Wei shook his hand and broke off a small corner of the desk.

And Mr. Love, who turned the bald friend exchange group into Yuying's live broadcast viewing group, and successfully attracted several newcomers to hook up with the official, and became Yuying's first fan in one fell swoop, hugged his big tail with a layer of fluff , Deeply hide merit and fame.

Yes!

Mr Love!

He has hair!

After unremittingly watching Yuying's live broadcast every day for a month, Mr. Love's bald tail has grown a layer of soft fluff.

If you want to talk about it, it is called going to bed early, getting up early, eating a light diet, and relaxing. But in the eyes of Mr. Love, every new hair that grows has a contribution from Yuying. At the same time, it is very worthwhile for him to customize a pennant and send it to his door to express his gratitude in accordance with the tradition of the human species.

Although Yuying's recently raised chicken cubs are not very good at growing, and they were obviously blessed to be raised by Yuying's side, they actually shed their hair crazily and almost turned into bald chickens, which made the curative effect of Yuying's live broadcast questioned by some ignorant people.

Qi Guang was also very worried when he thought of the chick cub.

It was going to be cold, but the chick was losing its hair. It wasn't about freezing to death and wasting half of the corn he had already fed.

The thrifty Qi Guang couldn't accept it.

Even if he was going to freeze to death, he should grow up and grow fat, preferably a chicken as meaty as a turkey before dying, so that he could be worthy of the food he fed the chicken.

Qi Guang picked up the trembling chicken cubs in the basket, first checked whether the bones of the broken wings had grown well, and then carefully inspected the bald areas where the hair was sparse and the pink tender chickens were exposed, and felt that the skin was dry. What dander, can be inferred as non-pathological natural exfoliation.

Perhaps a stress response after leaving the nest?

Qi Guang tilted his head and thought for a while, then turned off the high-priced baldness medicine advertisement that popped up in the system without seeing it.

Let's eat and drink for a few days first, if it is really impossible, donate some wool to weave a vest for the chick, and sleep with him on the kang to keep warm in winter.

Qi Guang calculated in his mind the importance of half a corn in the face of famine, and the chicks who ate half of his corn had to live for him.

Half of his corn is at least worth a basket of eggs and a fat chicken!