The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

Wu Zhou felt as if he had drowned in a pool of water, and the feeling of suffocation and distress was overwhelming. His mind seemed to be stuffed with countless cottons soaked in water, and the chaos was heavy. After breaking through the clouds and mists, he pushed aside the obscurity, and his eyes suddenly brightened.

But there was always a cloud of fog in front of him, and he couldn't see clearly. At this moment, a crisp "ding" sounded in Wu Zhou's mind: "Welcome the host to the 'Twelve Books System'."

Wu Zhou raised his eyes blankly and looked around, his eyes didn't have any focus, the voice was close at hand, but there was no one around except him.

His mind was empty, there was nothing, the only thing that existed was only one name: Wu Zhou.

But who is he?Why is he here?

When he finally regained consciousness, he realized that the voice just now seemed to exist in his mind. He closed his eyes, and the cold mechanical voice sounded again: "The system is activated—successfully activated the system—automatically turned on— Automatically enter the first book, target task: monk. Main task 1: Help the male lead return to vulgarity. Please choose: agree/deny."

Wu Zhou: "..." He just felt that he had grasped something and became more awake, when he suddenly heard this sentence, he opened his eyes silently, the surroundings were still empty, could it be that he has a mental problem?Such a mandatory automatic activation system?Don't you need to ask: host, do you need to activate it?He assured without hesitation: No.

System: "The host should not belittle yourself, your spirit is fine. You are the [-]st host we have selected, no matter in terms of talent, qualifications, or IQ, you are an excellent match for the target person."

Wu Zhou finally woke up, looking at the empty nothingness in front of him: "..." Feel free to spy on my thoughts, do you want the system?

System: "The system warmly reminds the host: shameless. Our system—has no face."

Wu Zhou: "..."

The system voice sounded again: "The first task of the first book in the system mode is starting, and the countdown begins: the host agrees, and after completing the twelve books, the host's soul will be returned to the original place; if the host refuses, the host's soul will be returned to the waiting place, and the punishment will be 100 years In order to automatically start the system again, the infinite loop. 3——2—”

Wu Zhou was stunned for a moment, could he never go back without completing the task?What is he going back...to do?

At this time, there was a consciousness in his mind that was tied to his nerves, and a sentence echoed: I want to go back, I want to go back...

The repeated voice gave Wu Zhou a headache, as if he was about to explode. When he heard the countdown "1", he quickly shouted his agreement in his mind.

Almost at the same time, Wu Zhou's headache disappeared without a trace, and the system's voice sounded again: "Congratulations to the host for entering the main task 1: Helping the male protagonist return to vulgarity."

Wu Zhou said with a wooden face: "..." What if it can't?

System: "Return to the waiting place, 100 years of punishment."

Wu Zhou: "..."

System: "Of course, don't worry about the host, the system will give the host a golden finger for every book."

Wu Zhou became a little interested: "..." What is the golden finger in the first book?

System: "A... own scent that is fatally tempting to men."

Wu Zhou: "..."

Wu Zhou took a deep breath before forcing himself to calm down: "..." Target person: Monk, what do you mean by helping the male protagonist return to vulgarity?

System: "The hero of this book is a monk. Your ultimate goal is to make him the emperor. However, the first prerequisite is...the other party is willing to return to vulgarity."

After the system finished saying this sentence, the "ding" sound disappeared again, and the only thing left in my mind was the voice accompanied by a headache: I want to go back...

Wu Zhou looked at the sky silently: "..." A bad Goldfinger, a monk who wants to help him become king?Let a monk be the emperor?Very good, you have great ideas about the system.

Along with Wu Zhou's thought, suddenly the chaos in front of him twisted and tore open a hole again, he felt as if he was being pulled down, until there was a bang, and the whole body seemed to be drowned again, accompanied by "Young master jumped into the lake" "" Quickly save people"...

During the series of quarrels, Wu Zhou seemed to be detached from these things. At the same time, the previous scenes in the book flooded into his mind like a flying horse.

The dynasty of the first book that Wu Zhou came out of was a place called Dayi Kingdom.

His predecessor's name was Lu Yizhou, and he was the fourth son of Prime Minister Lu of Dayi Kingdom.

The current emperor of Dayi Kingdom is arrogant, extravagant and promiscuous.

Others only have one harem, but this Emperor Yi has two harems, one is the south harem and the other is the north harem. The so-called south harem is just a homonym for "male". The original harem is divided into two, collectively called... Qianhua Palace.

In addition to his love of beauty, this emperor of Yi is also superstitious. This time, his favorite beauty concubine, Concubine Feng, accidentally provoked the wind and cold. With great fanfare, he personally brought five thousand forbidden troops to Lingyin Temple ten miles outside the capital to offer incense.

Originally, they were supposed to leave that day, but unexpectedly, two things happened during this time, making the emperor and his party rest directly in Lingyin Temple.

One of them is that Concubine Feng is just pretending to be sick, but in fact she wants to be pampered and proud to come and play. I didn't expect to come to this Lingyin Temple and accidentally saw a handsome monk who was astonishing as a heavenly man, so I was moved. I can't walk anymore, I want to stay for a few more days.

Originally, Concubine Feng's proposal to stay for a few more days might not be successful. After all, Lingyin Temple does not have a comfortable harem, but the emperor of the city is a lustful person. A delicate beauty, suddenly moved her mind, and couldn't walk anymore. She planned to accept her in this temple, and this was the second.

And the beauty that Emperor Yi saw was Lu Taoling, the direct sister of Lu Yizhou's predecessor. She was said to be a direct sister, but she was not born of a mother.

This Lu Taoling was born of Prime Minister Lu's successor, Fang Shi. This Fang family was originally Prime Minister Lu's true love. At that time, Prime Minister Lu married Lu Yizhou's biological mother, Qu Shi, but he liked the other party's family background, so he did not marry Fang Shi. After Lu Yizhou died of illness, Prime Minister Lu married Fang as his successor.

After marrying here, I found out that the Fang family had already given birth to three sons, even earlier than the Qu family. They were carved out of the same mold as Prime Minister Lu. Obviously they were the other party's seed, but no matter how much he thought about it, the Qu family was already dead. At that time, Prime Minister Lu was already in a high position, and it was difficult to control him.

It's just that the predecessor who was originally the eldest son but was relegated to the fourth son suffered a lot.

Lu Cheng only said that the first three sons were stepsons, but everyone knew it well, but they were afraid of Lu Chengxiang's status and dared not say more.

Prime Minister Lu has always disliked this fourth son, and he didn't see him very much on weekdays, leaving him to fend for himself. If Lu Taoling hadn't caused trouble this time, he would not have remembered that he had a son who had been neglected for many years.

He knew his master's faults, and he wanted to pave the way for Lu Taoling to become the crown prince's concubine, so he naturally didn't want her to be exposed prematurely, so he kept secretly protecting her from the emperor's sight.

But this time, Lu Taoling secretly pestered Fang and followed her to Lingyin Temple, and by such a coincidence, the old emperor saw her.

The old emperor found Prime Minister Lu at that time and asked him to figure it out.

Prime Minister Lu was naturally reluctant to let his delicate and beloved daughter be ruined, and the Fang family also cried and wiped away tears. Suddenly, he thought of a shameless and vicious way to let his predecessor, Lu Yizhou, be favored.

Lu Cheng ignored this youngest son and hadn't seen him a few times, but this Fang family had certainly seen him before, and he knew that the other's face was simply...

The emperor is not afraid of men and women, as long as the other party sends her over, how will the emperor remember her daughter?

Prime Minister Lu didn't believe it at first, but he was stunned when he saw it. The other party had a very kitsch face, which made him feel dazed when he saw it as a man.But in the end it was his own son, he didn't want it at first, but he couldn't stand Fang's bedside wind. One was a son who didn't care much and had nothing to do, and the other was a beloved daughter raised under his knees. Prime Minister Lu gritted his teeth, and that night So I found Lu Yizhou and asked him to accept the favor.

Lu Yizhou was naturally unwilling, but he had been imprisoned in the back house for 18 years, and his temper was inherently weak, so he jumped into the lake when he couldn't think about it for a while.

The point where Wu Zhou crossed over was when Lu Yizhou was rescued after jumping from the lake, he opened his eyes suddenly, just as the doctor left, just as Wu Zhou opened his eyes, he saw a figure standing in front of the bed, clenching his teeth. Shen Shen stared at him: "Nizi! Are you capable? Do you know about jumping into the lake? But, you have kept it a secret."

Just as Wu Zhou received such a large piece of information, he opened his eyes and met Prime Minister Lu's feminine face. He was extremely displeased and didn't speak.

Prime Minister Lu thought of something, but smiled: "It's also thanks to you jumping into the lake, otherwise, I don't know that you were born with such a talent..." Thinking of what the doctor said to him before he left, I would have sent this youngest son Going to the emperor to be favored is a bad idea, it is to save the daughter, but I did not expect that this little son was born with a fragrance that can seduce men and women, because the opponent who jumped into the lake has been applying incense to wash it off, causing the suppressed smell to disperse, When the doctor told him after the examination, his eyes lit up instantly.

He naturally didn't want to simply be a prime minister. If the other party really gave it to the old emperor, the scent on the other party's face would be enough to fascinate the old emperor. With him blowing the pillow, Tao Ling If you want to be a princess...it will be easy.

Wu Zhou's mind flashed through the book about the sufferings of his predecessor in the past 18 years, and the despair of jumping into the lake resolutely in the end.

This smile appeared on such a kitschy and beautiful face, and there was a sense of weirdness, which made Prime Minister Lu startled: "You..."

Wu Zhou ignored him, sat up slowly, folded two pillows behind him, and chose a comfortable position, then looked at Prime Minister Lu, stroked his chin, and asked Prime Minister Lu seriously: "Do you really think my face is long?" Very well?"

Prime Minister Lu always thought it was weird, but he was in a hurry. The emperor gave him two days, and tomorrow night is the deadline. He wanted to persuade the other party, but when he heard the other party asking this question, he felt overjoyed. After figuring it out, he began to give him ecstasy soup: "Naturally, with your appearance, Yizhou, and this talent, it is the medicine for walking, which will definitely fascinate the emperor. If one day you can mix with the imperial concubine, naturally It is worthwhile to raise you for your father. Of course, your father is naturally on your side and will support you behind your back."

Wu Zhou's phoenix eyes squinted lazily: "Oh? Concubine? The prime minister really thinks highly of me. But, are you sure you want to send me to the emperor?"

Prime Minister Lu was full of confidence: "Sure."

A strange light flashed in Wu Zhou's eyes, and he interrupted Prime Minister Lu who wanted to continue fooling around: "Are you sure you want to take the position of the youngest son who has been left in the backyard for the past 18 years? The youngest son who was abused by the stepmother ascended to the position of imperial concubine? Are you sure that the youngest son who has died and felt uncomfortable and plans to calculate the past ledger? Huh?"

As Wu Zhou spoke word by word, Prime Minister Lu clearly felt that it was Fu Yue, but his back was covered in cold sweat: "You, what do you mean?"

"It's nothing, it's just that there is a saying that if you survive a catastrophe, you will be blessed. Prime Minister, you can go to the emperor and say that I agree, and you are willing to accept favors tomorrow night. Since the prime minister is so confident, I am quite confident too." .

When the time comes for one person to ascend to heaven alone, the first thing I will do is to 'boast' my good sister in front of the emperor, how beautiful she is, how beautiful she is, and!You don't mind being petted together, right?

Of course, the second thing is to ask the emperor carefully about the life experiences of the three stepbrothers above me. It seems that my stepmother is not married, right?Such an unmarried and pregnant woman can actually be a first-class imperial order, and it really made me amazed at the openness of the folk customs of Dayi Kingdom.

The third thing, of course, is to help the prime minister's opponents to speak well. After all, the opponents, let them jump up, and they will fall even worse, right? "

That's what he said, but the light in his eyes made Prime Minister Lu stiff and pale.

Prime Minister Lu took a deep breath and was so angry that he almost exploded: "You...you dare! You are not afraid of old man... old man..."

Wu Zhou: "What are you afraid of? Afraid of death? The prime minister, don't forget, I have died once, and am I still afraid? As for other things, the prime minister should think carefully before speaking. Think about it."

Prime Minister Lu: "..."