The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

Wu Zhou looked at the miserable wolf, grinned, and smiled at him, and then, under the anticipation of the wolf's bright eyes, said cruelly: "Go down, wash yourself clean!"

Qi Lang bared his sharp wolf teeth with a "bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs of Make a big wave.

As a result, when he chased his tail around the pool, and even buried his head in the pool, he couldn't find the meaty bone at all. When he looked up in disappointment, he saw that the bone was facing The wolf bone thrown in the pool is still in the hands of that nasty little boy.

Wu Zhou met Qi Lang's scarlet wolf eyes, grinned, and waved the wolf bone in his hand, "Clean it obediently, it will be yours later. If you don't clean it, I will distribute it to the palaces outside." People..." Sure enough, Wu Zhou said that, to a certain wolf, it was as uncomfortable as biting him, immediately bared his fangs, glared at Wu Zhou fiercely, and plunged into the pool again.

Wu Zhou sat cross-legged by the pool, watching the waves in the huge bath from time to time. After a while, Qi Lang got out again, but only showed his head. Most of his body was exposed, and when he swam his limbs and paddled towards Wu Zhou, Wu Zhou stared at the exposed white hair and was stunned.

He originally thought that the male lead wolf was gray and dirty like that before, either a black wolf or a gray wolf all the time, but unexpectedly, it turned out to be a white wolf with no color all over his body. He squinted his eyes and saw Looking at the white fur that was soaked in water and attached to Qi Lang's emaciated wolf, his pupils were shining brightly, and the fingers that were originally on his knee couldn't help but move: "White wolf, he has never seen such a pure white wolf." Wolf, really... makes people want to feel silently.

So, he didn't mind when Qi Lang climbed up, shaking his hair vigorously and splashing water all over Wu Zhou's body. Instead, he stared straight at Qi Lang, making Qi Lang look strangely at this little white-faced human race. , what kind of look is that in his eyes?

From the previous two times, Qi Lang could see that if he didn't listen to this human race, it would be impossible to eat meat and bones. Even if he snatched it this time, this is the opponent's territory. Qi Lang, who had been hungry for a long time, understood the importance of food, and decided to temporarily submit to this human race.

So, Wu Zhou saw the snow-white wolf walking towards him with bright eyes. His fur was wet, but because he had been hungry for a long time, the hair was a little thin. He could even imagine the wolf walking towards him. After raising the fluffy white hair, fluffy, wild and arrogant, my heart trembled, and I swallowed silently: my hands are really itchy.

Qi Lang arrived in front of Wu Zhou, squatted down, raised his forelimbs, "Check it, it's all cleaned." He's been a wolf for so long, and he's never bothered to wash it so much. The little boy of the human race is really troublesome.

Wu Zhou naturally saw it. The cleaned wolf also knew how to rub the hair with the saponins on the side. It seems that after the enlightenment of spiritual wisdom, it is smarter than ordinary wolves.

But... just let it go, based on his understanding of the hero wolf, he might not let him touch it. Wu Zhou saw a living white wolf again for the first time, and his dark pupils moved. Suddenly he grinned: "It's okay, but...in addition to applying soap locusts, you also need to wash the fur with flower petals to make it fragrant." Seeing that Qi Lang was about to growl, Wu Zhou continued: "Of course, this is my fault. I didn't tell you in advance, so you can eat these bones first, and I will personally fume the fur with flower petals for you." After a pause, before a certain wolf was about to refuse, "Next meal Extra meal for you."

Qi Lang, who had already straightened up and was going to grab the meat and bones, quickly turned his head back when he heard the word "additional meal", looked at the treacherous human race, after the battle between heaven and man, snorted, and once again He lowered his noble head in front of the food: Forget it, which wolf king has no history of humiliation before he becomes famous.

Wu Zhou got a satisfactory answer, and waved his hand to let Qi Lang get rid of the pile of meat and bones by himself. He called the palace servants, changed the water in the pool again, sprinkled a layer of flower petals, and then waved the palace servants away. He took off his outer robe and entered the pool with only his bright yellow inner garment on. Looking at Qi Lang who had already wiped out the bucket of meat and bones, he pointed to a basin of clear water not far away.

Qi Lang lit up his fangs, licked his tongue and paws, this little boy was really troublesome.

But he still went to clean his paws honestly, and even the hair around his mouth, and then he walked slowly to the edge of the pool, and under the eyes of that human race that was shining for some reason, he jumped again. I went in: Obviously the hair on his body was almost dry, so he had to wash it again, really.

Wu Zhou looked at Qi Lang's white hair, his eyes gleamed, and when Qi Lang got close, he quickly moved closer, pinched his ears, Qi Lang trembled uncomfortably, and sprayed him with hot air in warning.

Wu Zhou was not annoyed, went around behind him, patted his back, and wiped it. Unfortunately, he was too thin from hunger, and his hair was a little bald. It didn't feel good to touch, but it was the first time he saw the excitement of the white wolf. , let him ignore this regret, and touched it from head to bottom very strangely, but when he touched the tail, Qi Lang turned around in the water and showed his fangs, "You brave human race, what do you want? What to do?" Probably because he was full after eating, Qi Lang had more strength, and finally stopped making short threatening voices to save energy, and the warning from his throat was automatically transformed into human language by Wu Zhou's ears. Zhou heard clearly.

"Come on, I'll wipe the petals on you myself, so that you can wash it deliciously. After a while, I will let you go to my dragon couch, which is covered with silk quilts. You can sleep on it, not to mention how comfortable it is. Or Say, you want to reject me and sleep on the cold ground?" Wu Zhou grabbed the petals on the water surface, painted the wolf's body like a decent one, and stroked the fur by the way. When the hero wolf becomes a human, he wants to touch it. It is not easy to touch this wolf fur.

So while there are still three months left, I have to get enough money.

Qi Lang didn't care where to sleep at all, as long as he could eat enough, but this cunning human race wouldn't give him meat if he got angry...

After thinking about it, Qi Lang turned a blind eye and closed his eyes, and it was right to give him a wolf's back rub.

As a result, he felt that the little boy was moving too slowly, so he turned his head inadvertently, and saw the emperor of the human race painted petals on him, and stared at the hairy eyes on his back with a silly smile, Qi Lang trembled from laughing, suddenly I remembered that when I was in the forest, many foxes were hunted away. They were skinned and made of fur to make fox furs. The rare white foxes were the most popular among these human races.

This human race with a sinister and cunning smile, can't be... want to raise him to be smooth and then peel him to make wolf fur?

Qi Lang lowered his head to look at his own white hair, and then at this little white face with a strange smile...

With a sudden wag of its tail, it jumped out of the water, jumped onto the surface of the pool and ran away.

Wu Zhou was in a good mood to stroke his hair, but when he saw the male protagonist wolf turned his head and gave him a strange look, his hair was all blown up, and then... just ran away.

Wu Zhou looked at the white wolf fleeing with its tail between its legs, frowned, and regretfully withdrew its outstretched hand. It's really stingy, what's wrong with touching it?What else can I do to you, a wolf?It's still the male protagonist, who can't even do this bit of sacrifice and forbearance, how can he be the emperor in the future?

But... As expected of the hero wolf, the best among wolves, this feels good.

Although Wu Zhou was regretful, he had already touched his hands. After taking a slow bath, he asked the palace servants to come in to serve and dress him, and then he walked out of the apse in a clean and tidy suit.When they arrived at the front hall, a group of palace people knelt there and shivered. On the dragon couch not far away, a certain vicious wolf saw that his dragon couch was wet, but his hair was dry, but this How to sleep?

But as the new emperor's newly promoted "love wolf", these palace people obviously dare not do anything. They thought they would usher in the emperor's thunderous wrath, but in the end, the emperor just walked to the dragon couch and looked at him with disgust, " come down for me."

After half a year of running around, Qi Lang finally arrived not far from Beijing, but because he strayed into the hunting ground by mistake, he startled the emperor's horse, and because of the emperor's order, he was surrounded by a group of guards, and finally he was exhausted and captured. The bones were soft, and now lying on the new emperor's dragon bed, it was as comfortable as he described, and the bones were soft, and he didn't want to move.

Wu Zhou walked over, there was a cashmere blanket on the ground, he walked over barefoot, lifted it up and kicked the wolf's butt, "I will give you another chance, a wolf that can't obey, then you can only..." Threatening Wu Zhou He didn't say it, but the meaning of the words was obvious.

Qi Lang swiped his tail at the instep of the human Bai Shengsheng, feeling displeased, thinking that all the beasts on the mountain had listened to him, but in this land, the beast was bullied by others.

But thinking about the delicious meaty bones he ate just now, Qi Lang could only droop his eyes, cast a gloomy glance at him, and come down with his tail between his legs.

A good wolf does not suffer from the immediate loss, he endures it.

Only then did Wu Zhou retract his foot, and couldn't help rubbing against his trousers. Don't look at the hero's wolf tail is almost painted, the hair is different, the touch is good.

Wu Zhou stood there condescendingly, didn't even open his mouth. Immediately, someone from the palace replaced all the brocade quilts on the dragon couch, and when it was soft and fluffy again and it was easy to lie down, Wu Zhou sat down with satisfaction. go down.

Lowering his head, he saw the male lead wolf squatting there, his head drooping a little, he seemed to be tired.

Wu Zhou just patted the position next to him, and the hero wolf jumped up immediately, with his tail curled up in a circle, and nestled on the bright yellow brocade, a white ball, just looking at it... Itchy hands.

As a result, before Wu Zhou could get his hands on it, the eunuch came over with a tray covered with a piece of cloth. He bent his knees and came closer, lowering his head and not daring to look up: "Your majesty... I don't know which empress I will call to serve you tonight." sleep?"

Wu Zhou: "..."

On the other side, the male lead wolf who was dozing off was originally drowsy. Hearing this, he shook his ears, opened one eye, and looked over: He has been traveling this way for half a year, and after he opened his mind, After hearing a lot of things about the human race, I naturally know that serving the bed means sleeping a woman.

Their wolf monsters can only have one spouse in their lifetime, but I heard that the human race is different, but they are extremely promiscuous, one male can marry many females.

The wolves under his hands are all ordinary beasts, none of them can change form. He plans to find a demon in the future, but I heard that this little boy has three thousand beauties in the harem?With his small body, isn't he afraid of breaking his waist?

Wu Zhou was so stunned by the eunuch's words that he almost forgot that although his predecessor was not good, he didn't want others to know, so he called a concubine from the harem to sleep with him every night.

But he is not powerful, so it is impossible for people to know, so he called people over, knelt in front of the dragon couch, and held a tray of ice to cool him down, so every night after the servants were summoned, those After the empress went back, her waist was sore and her back hurt, but she knelt down all night and didn't dare to say such a shameful thing. She could only smash her teeth and swallow it in her stomach. Make an appearance of deep grace.

In this year, no one has really discovered that the predecessor is not good enough, and so many empresses in the harem are all beautiful girls.

Wu Zhou was about to refuse at first, but when he tilted his head, he met the gaze of the male lead wolf who glanced down three ways at him, and then met the innocent wolf eyes of the male lead wolf, the disgusted gaze of the other party was silently very nice passed it on.Wu Zhou sneered: "What's the matter, do you feel empty and lonely as a wolf? I have three thousand beauties in the harem, and you! You are still a single wolf, and you don't even have a female wolf. What right do you have to despise me?"

Qi Lang: "What's the matter without a female wolf? We wolves are serious, responsible, and loyal to our feelings, unlike you! You wanton human race!"

Wu Zhou didn't come up in one breath, and said with gloomy eyes: "Loyalty? How can I remember that you bastards have sex anytime, anywhere?"

Qi Lang: "That's another wolf!" He is a big monster among wolves, and he will definitely not look at any wolf until he meets another female wolf monster!

Wu Zhou saw what he was thinking, and sneered: "Really? Then don't even think about it in your life." How many years has it been since a wolf demon was born, and you have to return to a female wolf demon. You should live your life by yourself. "It's a pity, other wolves and she-wolves can be gentle, even I have them, and you... are not as good as other wolves!"

Qi Lang felt that his dignity as a wolf had been trampled on: "Roar!"

With this wolf howl, the whole bedroom trembled, and all the palace people were stunned: they actually saw the emperor in their lifetime...he was arguing with a wolf!And the wolf obviously lost the fight!

Wu Zhou felt that it was almost done, and waved his hand, "Go away, let me go, what else do you choose? Let this bastard watch my scene for nothing?"

The palace people trembled in fright, and hurried out trembling.

After the door of the palace was closed, after Wu Zhou had used a certain wolf and found a reasonable reason not to call his concubine to sleep, he lay down and fell asleep with his eyes closed.

Qi Lang squatted there in the middle of the night, but he didn't wait for this cunning human race's response, instead he waited for the other party's little snort: "..." How unreasonable!Too bullying the wolf!

Wu Zhou didn't know if it was because he had been asleep for too long before he transmigrated, or the body of his predecessor had gotten used to it, and he woke up on his own before he was about to go to court.

The moment he woke up, he felt as if his whole body was covered by fur. He couldn't help but bury his whole face in it and rubbed against the comfortable touch. As a result, when he rubbed, the touch was an inch away. Going back and forth a few times, Wu Zhou tightened his arms and pulled the ball of fur over forcefully. After rubbing his head, he lifted his head refreshedly and met a pair of wolf eyes with complex expressions. .

Wu Zhou blinked, and then let go of the wolf in his arms. He looked at the piece of hair on the white wolf's neck that had been crushed by his head, and raised his hand to cover it with his hand. He squeezed it together, but it didn't close well, and it exploded into pieces.

Wu Zhou met Qi Lang's more complex wolf eyes, and coaxed him seriously: "You don't understand, humans have a good impression of furry beasts, of course, your smooth fur can make people feel better, in order to praise you You are obedient. I decided to let you share my royal meal for lunch."

Sure enough, the silly wolf's attention was quickly attracted by the second half of the sentence, he reluctantly believed it, stood up, shook the white hair on his body, and looked heroic, the best among wolves.

Wu Zhou was just about to say something, but suddenly finally realized what was wrong, and looked over suddenly, and saw the white wolf standing up on the dragon couch. The luster has also improved a lot, as if a lot of the original healthy color has been restored overnight.

Wu Zhou clicked his tongue, he really deserved to be a wolf demon, it seems that he was hungry earlier...

Wu Zhou couldn't help touching the itchy hand, it couldn't be better.So, he automatically created an idea in his mind that if you eat well, your hair will grow well, and it will feel good to the touch.

He swallowed his saliva, looked at the white wolf's body, and showed a smile that frightened the white wolf: "Wolf, today... I will give you an extra meal."

Qi Lang: "..." Human race, you are smiling so sinisterly, could this extra meal be...beheaded meal?

Since Wu Zhou believed that Qi Lang would become emperor in the future, he decided to teach Qi Lang some court affairs first, and after three months Qi Lang could get started, he would be able to be a hands-off shopkeeper.So, Wu Zhou brought Qi Lang over in the early court. On the Golden Luan Hall, the king of a country is so messed up. The court is so stupid that the other party is so stupid that he brought a beast here. Is this to deal with the court affairs?Still having fun?

But the new emperor is a foolish emperor. Even if some courtiers are dissatisfied, seeing that the leading ministers are silent and acquiescing to this behavior, they are obviously not surprised, and even happy to see its success.

Wu Zhou covered his lips and yawned, vividly recreating the previous performance of his body in the early court.

However, from the corner of the eye, he glanced at the few people who were standing upright in front of the hall, looked away, and pulled the corner of his mouth calmly: Tangtang is a prime minister and an old man, it is easy to hate him, but, change It doesn't happen overnight, otherwise it will be too big, and it will arouse suspicion instead, it is better to take it slowly.

Wu Zhou looked at Qi Lang who was listening seriously, and decided to go back and continue to eat more. As expected of the late emperor's seed, this is what makes him an emperor, and he won't get tired after listening for so long.

In the eyes of all the courtiers, Wu Zhou passed the morning court "in a daze", and returned to the imperial dining hall after the court.

During breakfast, Wu Zhou purposely sat Qi Lang, a celebrity next to the newly appointed emperor, in front of the palace people, fed Qi Lang, and then asked about the affairs of the court. It's a bit stupid, but the ability to draw inferences from one fact is really good, but in the ears of others, they will only think that the emperor is crazy, not only telling a wolf about the important affairs of the court, but even asking the wolf's opinion...

The chief eunuch stood behind, drooping his eyes, and sighed silently: I'm afraid that Daqi Kingdom will soon change hands again.

At the end of the meal, the new emperor returned Longyan Joy, and made a decision: "It's better for you to help me approve the memorial in the future."

After Wu Zhou finished speaking, Qi Lang gave Qi Lang a look of disgust. Obviously, in the eyes of a certain wolf, this human race was not only cunning but also lazy, and did not do business.

After Wu Zhou and Qi Lang finished their breakfast, they went for a walk in the imperial garden. Since they are "faint lords", they naturally want to "faint" to show some people. "In the ear, the other party was relieved, so he could act slowly.

But what Wu Zhou didn't expect was that he was sure that there was an eyeliner around him, and he would pass on what he wanted to let others know, but he also passed on some things he didn't want to.

For example...he was "encountered" by a concubine in the harem.

Wu Zhou was leading a wolf for a stroll in the Imperial Garden, but just as he reached a certain place, a group of people suddenly circled out from behind the rockery. It happened to be in Wu Zhou's arms.

Wu Zhou recognized this beauty from the memory of his previous life as Concubine Qu, the daughter of General Qu who is now in control of the military. He struggled for a moment, not to offend his upper body, and moved at an extremely fast speed, and quickly shouted: "Qi Lang , Pick up!"

As a result, a certain wolf that was following closely at that moment teleported back a few steps, flashing quite quickly.

Seeing that Concubine Qu was about to fall to the ground, all the eunuchs rushed forward to save her, but they were afraid it would be too late, but the daughter of a tiger general could not be an idler, so Wu Zhou just watched Concubine Qu turn around and come again With a horse step, he stood firmly, so firmly that Wu Zhou wanted to raise his hands and clap his hands in applause.

Concubine Qu probably didn't expect that the new emperor would dodge when he said he would dodge, her expression changed strangely, after standing still, she raised her head and returned to normal, pretending to have just seen the new emperor, saluted: "The concubine has seen the emperor, The ministers and concubines don't know...the emperor is here, and I hope the emperor will forgive the crimes committed by the ministers and concubines."

Wu Zhou had a headache, really worried, and said indifferently: "It's okay, I was injured yesterday while hunting, and I didn't notice it for a while, and my concubine was in danger of being injured, so I should call the imperial doctor to have a look, come here, don't send concubine Qu away." Back to the palace?"

He was obviously chasing people away, the eunuch hurried forward, Concubine Qu had no choice but to thank her and take a group of people back.

After the group left, Wu Zhou lowered his head and saw a certain wolf staring at the direction where Concubine Qu left thoughtfully. He leaned over and squeezed his ear: "What are you looking at? That's my man, you satyr."

Qi Lang glanced at him: "She doesn't even want to give birth to you."

Wu Zhou was stunned for a moment, and then realized that the other party meant that the other party didn't like him at all, but only approached him because of his status, and looked down at Qi Lang's obviously contemptuous eyes, as if saying: So what if there are three thousand wives?To have is to have nothing.

Wu Zhou pinched his ears and turned his head around, and smiled coldly: "But you don't even have one like this, you scumbag."

Qi Lang: "..."