The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

Wu Zhou blinked slowly, and finally digested the meaning of the stupid wolf's words: He, does he like this stupid wolf?

Wu Zhou laughed angrily, and simply sat there cross-legged, squinting at the male lead wolf who was still talking righteously, his brows jumped more and more, and when the other party finally felt that something was wrong, he stopped and put himself into the brocade quilt Shrinking again, he nailed the conclusion: "You give up."

"Finished?" Wu Zhou grinned at the hero wolf, but Qi Lang shivered inexplicably when the other wolf was smiling.

When he finally realized something was wrong, it was too late, he quickly turned around and was about to run, but was firmly suppressed by the rushing Wu Zhou.

As a wolf demon, how could Qi Lang be afraid of this? He swiftly wagged his tail and turned around nimbly. Instead, he pinned Wu Zhou under him and growled at him: "If you are exposed, you will become angry from embarrassment!" Do you want to be strong? How can this wolf monster give in so easily?" But before he finished speaking, he saw the young man under him grinning strangely at him.

Qi Lang shook his hair: "What are you laughing at?"

Wu Zhou said slowly: "The next offender, Ah Lang, do you know where the last human race who dared to disrespect me is at this moment?"

Qi Lang: "..."

Wu Zhou looked at the stupefied big head above his head, and continued: "It's all been smacked by me." When Qi Lang realized that slamming meant killing, his whole body was stiff now, and he said stiffly, "It's you , You messed around first." After that, Lang Mou glanced aside guiltily, but he didn't do anything, he didn't even move his claws, he just pushed him down.

But just as Qi Lang turned his eyes away to make a move, Wu Zhou knew that the time had come, so he made a move unexpectedly, holding the rope he didn't know where he got it, and directly tied it up with the two front paws that Qi Lang hesitantly placed in front of him. , When Qi Lang realized it, he quickly turned his head around, and with a thump, Wu Zhou pulled silently, overturning a certain wolf that had dared not use force to the ground, with its limbs facing the sky, and it was very convenient to separate the two A hind leg is also entangled.

So, Qi Lang was tied up without paying attention, and looked at Wu Zhou with his wolf eyes open in disbelief: "Wow!"

"What is it called? Isn't it capable? I like you? I don't want to see what else you can do besides eating? You are not small, you are stupid, and you have a lot of brains, but you don't like me? I don't like you. I don't like you as a monster. If you don't let me touch you, I will touch you. Tonight, I will make you bald! Let you not only become the first wolf demon, but also the first bald one Wolf demon." Wu Zhou fought hard, at the beginning he tricked the wolf back from the hunting ground with meat and bones, but he was afraid that what would happen if the male protagonist wolf couldn't escape before it took shape?

Therefore, Wu Zhou privately asked the commander of the guards to learn the knot used to kidnap the prisoner.

Qi Lang has not yet transformed, and he has just developed his spiritual wisdom for only half a year, and his demon power is not enough, plus the opponent is not guarded against him, so he will definitely succeed the first time, but it will be different the second time, so he insists on teaching this stupid wolf a lesson , otherwise, in the future, it will not turn the world upside down after taking shape?

Qi Lang was caught off guard, and he was still lying there, unable to use all his strength. He gritted his teeth and howled, and the whole hall was filled with terrifying howls of beasts, scaring the eunuchs and other palace officials outside the hall. Shaked.

The emperor doesn't like others to be around when he is resting on weekdays, and he didn't even like others to watch when he was sleeping with his wife before, so they all hid far away, and now they can hear so clearly, the emperor... this is for that wolf What did you do?

The eunuch trembled, seeing the wolves howling, he hesitated for a while, fearing that something would happen to the emperor, and those slaves would not survive.Bite the bullet and go over, and asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty...but what happened?"

Wu Zhou grabbed the white wolf's big tail, sat there and tugged it leisurely, and when he pulled it, the white wolf roared angrily, shaking the bedroom trembling.

The eunuch was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he heard the emperor's voice coming from inside: "...I have eaten a lot of good things, but there is one thing I haven't eaten, do you know what it is?"

White Wolf: "Aww!!"

The emperor: "Roast wolf meat, you have been raised so strong by me, the meat must be particularly firm, and it will definitely be fragrant when roasted... Tsk tsk, Ah Lang, you said that I will squeeze your bald hair first, and then spread it." Roast it with spices, it must taste much more delicious than big bones, right?"

White Wolf: "..."

The eunuch stood outside the door and listened to the deafening howling of wolves that stopped suddenly, and only vaguely heard the emperor's malicious threat, which made him tremble, the emperor, the emperor is really cruel and ruthless , I originally thought that the white wolf was so favored these days, he must be a big celebrity around the emperor, but I didn't expect... the emperor said that he would squeeze it, and he would roast it if he said it.

Where did the eunuch dare to talk too much, he ran away in panic and fear, not daring to say anything more.

Wu Zhou looked at the white wolf who had stopped roaring with satisfaction, and showed Qi Lang a mouthful of small white teeth, which were dark and glowing under the candlelight: "Roar, keep roaring, what did I say at the beginning? I don't like people yelling at me."

Qi Langlang had to lower his head under the eaves, and when he realized that he really couldn't break free, he opened his wolf eyes, and after a while, he groaned: "Wolf meat... doesn't taste good at all."

"Have you eaten it?" Wu Zhou rolled his eyes at him, and was scared at this moment. Wasn't the previous brainstorming very powerful?

As a wolf demon with great integrity, Qi Lang would not eat his own wolf clan before he developed his spiritual wisdom. How could he know the taste?He was just cowardly. He didn't expect this human race to be so inhuman, didn't he just reject his courtship?As for getting angry and threatening him directly like this?

He could actually feel that Wu Zhou was just trying to scare him, he didn't feel the killing intent from the other party, otherwise, he could still break free with a hard fight, but... looking at this little white-faced human race, for some reason, he didn't dare, I always feel that if I really do something, it will be miserable.

Qi Lang figured it out, and lay there obediently, with his limbs raised, a little tired, shook his head, and honestly said: "I haven't eaten."

Wu Zhou laughed, "Then how do you know it's not tasty?"

Qi Lang suddenly dawdled to Wu Zhou's crossed legs, and whispered, "The paw is numb, human, let it go?"

Wu Zhou laughed angrily, okay, he can even change the subject, he stood up directly: "Let go? Aren't you afraid that I will mess with you? Don't you want to get closer to me? Then you will be like this tonight Now, let's sleep on the floor!" Flicking his sleeves, he glanced at Qi Lang condescendingly, raised his head and walked briskly, went to the dragon couch, covered him with brocade quilt, closed his eyes, and fell asleep.

"Aww~" Qi Lang rubbed against each other, humming softly, "Human race, you can't do this, at least let me go first."

Sleeping like this for a night, does he still need wolf legs?

Wu Zhou covered his ears, turned his back, his eyes were still closed, but the corners of his mouth were raised: "Stupid thing, I still can't handle you."

Wu Zhou pinched the time, and when he was sure that Qi Lang didn't dare to resist, he pretended to get up to drink water. When he passed by Qi Lang, he pretended to be tripped, lowered his head, and met Qi Lang's sparkling wolf eyes , humming softly: "Aww~"

Wu Zhou raised his eyebrows: "Yo, which family's wolf monster is this? Why did it run into the territory of my human race? I'm not afraid that my human race will take a fancy to you, a noble wolf demon, and drag you here to be my wolf queen." ?Um?"

Qi Lang wondered for a while, and felt that he must be wrong. After all, if a male wolf in their wolf tribe fell in love with a female wolf, it would be for the wolf's heart, but this human tribe actually abused the wolf like this. If he really fell in love with his one-in-a-million wolf demon, he definitely couldn't be so cruel.So, he concluded that he should be wrong...

After thinking this through, Qi Lang became hardened towards the owner.

The only tail that could move swept his leg, rubbed it, Wu Zhou's leg was itchy, and moved aside.

Seeing that stupid wolf drooping its wolf eyes, seeing that the human race was not moved at all, after thinking about it for a while, the wolf's heart swayed, and his neck tilted to one side, revealing the most hairy part of the neck, showing it straight to Wu Zhou: Lie flat and touch.

This time, it was Wu Zhou who laughed secretly: "No touch."

Qi Lang: "..."

Wu Zhou had had enough fun, squatted down, and forced a certain wolf to make various "humiliating" wolf pacts, such as in the future, the owner can touch it if he wants, and he is not allowed to refuse; You can't go east to west; another example... In the future, you must not yell at the owner. If you break the contract, he will never be able to marry the female wolf demon in his life.

Qi Lang gritted his teeth and nodded. After being released at last, he returned to the dragon couch with his big head drooping and his tail between his legs. Endure it, endure hardships, and only then will you be a wolf for others.

He made it clear that one day, he would no longer be a wolf on a wolf, he must be on top of this hateful human race, let him... bring him a big bone with his own hands, and feed him with his own hands!

Qi Lang fell asleep with this wonderful wish, and Wu Zhou, who could touch the wolf's fur as he wanted, was in a good mood.

In the morning morning the next day, it was rare that Qi Lang, an extremely energetic wolf, probably got a good night's sleep and was later than him. Wu Zhou looked at the sky before dawn, thinking that the stupid wolf was quite good last night, so he decided to go to court this morning. Did not take him.

So when the eunuch waited outside and saw only the emperor coming out, he was stunned for a moment, wondering that the wolf usually followed the emperor step by step, and rarely separated, why today...just the emperor?But thinking of the strange wolf howls and the emperor's words from the emperor's bedroom last night... the eunuch trembled, the emperor couldn't have really given the wolf... click, right?

The chief eunuch trembled, and quickly lowered his head, not daring to look at Wu Zhou.

When Wu Zhou went to court, Qi Lang woke up, but he fell asleep very late last night and was too tired to move, but when he opened his eyes again, he found that the human race had disappeared, Qi Lang quickly jumped up , fell off the dragon couch without paying attention, knocked his hind leg, and became numb.He slowed down for a while, looking at the empty bedroom, he won't fall out of favor, right?Just because he thought too much, so the human race didn't take him?

Qi Lang jumped up and took two steps, only to realize that he was knocked, his hind legs were limping, so he didn't think much about it, he quickly followed the route in memory, first went to the back hall to wash up, shook his head With water stains on his body, he ran out of the hall.

On weekdays, humans would dry his hair, but when Qi Lang left the main hall, he realized that the water in the pool was a bit cold. He sneezed, and went to the Golden Luan Hall with a limp.

Along the way, the guards all knew this white wolf who was the most inseparable by the emperor today, and they didn't dare to stop him, but when they got to the apse, Qi Lang glanced inside, only seeing the human race sitting on the dragon chair, and felt at ease. , Lie down behind the pillar in a circle, and sneezed again.

His body was wet, and he knew he would have wiped his hair dry, but without that human race, he didn't know how to do it himself, so he didn't dare to rub like the first time.

When the eunuch was on his way to get things, he came out and saw the white wolf lying behind the pillars in the apse. He was startled. He closed his eyes limply.

The eunuch looked miserable at the white wolf, and hesitated whether to tell the emperor, but he thought of the sound from the emperor's bedroom last night, and now the wolf is lying here alone, isn't it really out of favor?

So, when Wu Zhou got off the court, he saw the eunuch Gu's sloppy look, and frowned: "Say, what's the matter?"

The eunuch immediately whispered: "Your Majesty, your wolf... has come to look for you."

"Huh? Ah Lang?" Wu Zhou strode forward.

Seeing that the emperor was not angry, the eunuch breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly followed.

When he was about to walk behind the pillar, he probably heard Wu Zhou's footsteps. The white wolf immediately stood up and came out from behind the pillar. However, the eunuch's face changed when he saw the limping white wolf. Looking at the emperor who froze, he quickly lowered his head: "It's too ruthless, the emperor is really too ruthless, pulling the wolf's fur with bare hands and planning the wolf's legs with bare hands, the emperor is too cruel and ruthless."

But the next moment, he saw the cruel new emperor walking towards the white wolf with big strides, squatting down, first pinching his ears, then stroking the fur on his back, and then looking at the white wolf. With his limped hind legs, he grabbed the back of his neck and growled: "Who did it? My wolf, who dares to cripple you?"

The eunuch trembled from the emperor's wrath: emperor, emperor?Didn't you do it?You can't beat a wolf one moment, and turn your back on the wolf the next moment.

The white wolf was also taken aback, but then the wolf's eyes lit up, and he groaned over, quite happy: "No, I knocked it myself, just wait. Of course, I can add another bowl of meat." That's good too." Saying that, he even sneezed...

Wu Zhou originally thought that someone had bullied his wolf, but when he heard this sentence, he was choked up. Looking at the sneezing white wolf, his forehead ached when he thought of touching the half-dried fur. , grabbed his ear: "I just left for less than an hour, and you made yourself so miserable? You are not a wolf, you changed your race, you can be a pig."

The white wolf drooped his big head, listlessly, "I don't know how to wipe, usually you help me..."

Wu Zhou was choked, and wanted to continue scolding, but this stupid thing was too miserable, and this dependent appearance made him feel soft-hearted. In addition, he was afraid that the male lead wolf would catch a cold, so he stood up and yelled at the eunuch Voice: "What are you still doing? Go find a blanket!"

The eunuch was stunned for a moment, shocked by this reversed scene, did he fall out of favor?

Startled by the emperor's vicious gaze, he hurried to look for it, and when he found someone who wanted to help, he saw the emperor took it over with a serious face, squatted down, looked at the wolf that made him worry, and covered his head with a dry handkerchief. Covering his big head, he snorted, and the wolf's fur curled up, making him even more stupid.

Wu Zhou looked at Qi Lang who was looking at him with only a pair of wolf eyes, and couldn't help but tugged at his ears again, but his movements were much gentler, and he snorted, "You are so stupid when you are a wolf!" ..." Will I really be able to handle it when I become an emperor in the future?He was really suspicious.

Wu Zhou felt that he had a long way to go on the road of assisting the emperor.

Qi Lang probably also felt uncomfortable. He drooped his big head listlessly and let Wu Zhou wipe him. He raised his eyes from time to time, and his wolf eyes met the human race with lowered eyes and seriousness. Do you really care about him?

Wu Zhou didn't know what Qi Lang was thinking, he focused all his attention on the other party's hair, but he just wiped it clean and breathed a sigh of relief, but before he stood up, he heard a sudden sound of unknown meaning coming from behind him. Laughter: "The emperor really dotes on this wolf, but it is just a beast. It is enough to let the servants do these things. Why do you need the emperor to do it yourself?"

Wu Zhou paused, but did not turn around to hear who the owner of the voice was. King Rong, the prince who is now in the limelight, is the opponent who wanted to be killed before the accident but could not be killed. One of the crown prince candidates strongly supported by the prime minister.

Previously, King Rong was sent out of the palace by his predecessor to deal with a matter. He just came back last night, and he came to the morning court early this morning. Today, the morning court was with the prime minister, and several confidants and courtiers were talking about what he did these days. Those harsh orders.

He said it was a deadly remonstrance, but he wanted to anger him and let him order to punish those confidant courtiers of King Rong. In this way, King Rong and others would have an excuse to make trouble, and they would also have a reason to spread the word about him as a "faint king" evil deeds.

If it is still the previous body, I am afraid that he will fall into King Rong's scheme. Even if he ordered to cut down the few courtiers who made a sound, it would be no pain to people like King Rong, but he just continued to train a few. If you don't show up, you just make people stand out; but if you cut it down, after a long time, you will lose the hearts and minds of the people, and sooner or later this dragon chair will not be stable.

But Wu Zhou was not his predecessor, he just sat there in a daze, calm and steady, no matter what those people said, he kept silent, and finally said "discuss later", blocking the way for those people.

Sure enough, King Rong couldn't hold back and came over in person.

Wu Zhou was still thinking about how to deal with it, but when he saw Qi Lang, this stupid wolf, he forgot about him. Now that he remembered, he just stood up and patted Qi Lang on the head. King Rong showed his fangs and growled: "You are a beast, how can you be worthy of mentioning the superior wolf demon?"

King Rong looked at the wild white wolf howling at him. The man was born with the desire to conquer the valley, and couldn't help but feel a little moved. This wolf is rare and the best. Hearing the wolf howl full of confidence, he couldn't help but Zhu said: "This wolf is quite good."

Wu Zhou listened silently to the conversation between a man and a wolf, and suddenly couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth. It was the first time he heard the live version of being scolded and praising his opponent: Does this count as acquiescing that he is a beast?

King Rong was inexplicably laughed at by Wu Zhou, and when he was about to say something, he saw the new emperor slap the wolf on the head, and left just like that...

King Rong couldn't believe it, he was a majestic prince, but he actually!

The chief eunuch didn't dare to say anything, and quickly followed. For a moment, only King Rong and a few palace people not far away were left in the back hall.

Wu Zhou estimated that King Rong would be furious, but the other party refused to show him face in the court, so why should he give him?Even if he gets along with King Rong in a good manner, the other party will not be willing to stick a knife in his back, so ignore it.

Because Qi Lang guessed the wind and cold, Wu Zhou sent him back to the dormitory, and then let the imperial doctor come over to show him. Wu Zhou saw the imperial doctor's eyes widened, and he almost pouted while blowing his beard. A family of doctors, one day, he actually wants to treat a wolf?He is an imperial physician not a veterinarian.But to the emperor's sinister gaze, would he dare to say no?The imperial doctor could only bite the bullet and look at it, and didn't dare to prescribe medicine randomly, so he asked him to cover the brocade quilt to get fever and eat more light food.

The so-called bland ones definitely have nothing to do with meat, Qi Lang is willing to stay in the brocade quilt obediently, but there is one thing, he has to eat meat.

Wu Zhou glanced at him: "Then it depends on your body, Ah Lang. If it's okay to sweat, then you can eat it naturally, otherwise..."

Qi Lang: "..." After pulling his wolf fur, is this human race going to cut off his rations?

It was probably because Qi Lang had a special physique as a wolf demon, and he had a cold. By lunch time, he was completely healed. Wu Zhou was just teasing him, so he made sure that Qi Lang was fine, so he took him to have lunch. .

The lunch was still rich. Qi Lang gnawed on the bones in his special meat bucket, but Wu Zhou ate a few bites casually. He thought that the meat in Qi Lang's meat bucket would be gone soon, but when he casually looked at it, In the past, I found that a certain wolf, which usually eats very fast, only tasted a few mouthfuls, looked at the meat bucket with its head drooping, sniffed and sniffed, and licked the smell of meat in its mouth, as if hesitating. What.

Wu Zhou was surprised, and kicked the meat bucket: "Why don't you eat it? It doesn't suit your appetite?" It's impossible, the meat in Qi Lang's meat bucket is made by the imperial chef. There is also a plate on his table, and he ate it just now. The problem is all dumped in his bucket.

In the end, Qi Lang raised his head and groaned, "The taste...is not good."

Wu Zhou frowned, stood up suddenly, sniffed the separate plate on the table earlier, and then sniffed the one in Qi Lang's meat bucket, but he couldn't smell anything, but if Qi Lang said it was wrong, then it must be wrong...

Before he could open his mouth to call for someone, Qi Lang suddenly shook his head, swayed his feet, and squatted down.

Wu Zhou was taken aback: "Ah Lang?"

Qi Lang shook his head, "Yes, a little dizzy."

Wu Zhou's face changed, the emperor ate all the food from the little eunuch who tried the dishes, and it would be no problem for him to eat it, unless... the meat barrel was tampered with.

He hurried over, turned around and yelled at the eunuch at the same time: "What are you doing in a daze? Tell me to call the imperial doctor! Also, thoroughly investigate who put the things in the bucket!" Damn it!

The eunuch was also frightened, and immediately led someone to call for someone.

Wu Zhou was also startled, and touched Qi Lang's big head, "How are you?"

Qi Lang shook his head: "I just took a bite...it's okay." But the next moment, he shook, as if he was going to faint, and at this moment, Wu Zhou was in a hurry, but saw Qi Lang originally He was squatting there, but his whole body was shrouded in a layer of soft light. Wu Zhou thought he had misread it at first, but when he took a closer look, he found that there was a faint light flashing across the other party's forelimbs...

Wu Zhou's expression changed, what's going on?

At the same time, a systematic voice came from my mind: "The male protagonist is humanized in advance, and the host is ready."

Wu Zhou: "..."

It's not even my birthday yet, so there are still more than two months left?

But now there was no time to think about it, luckily he knelt down and covered Qi Lang, the palace servants behind him didn't see the light on Qi Lang's wolf's legs, Wu Zhou stared at Qi Lang, the latter looked at him listlessly, But at the next moment, he suddenly saw that human race gritted his teeth, stretched out his arm suddenly, and carried him directly... resisted...

Qi Lang was dumbfounded: "!!!"

Wu Zhou held his breath, and was almost crushed to death by the dead wolf. He hugged the wolf, turned around suddenly, and rushed all the way to the bedroom.

The crowd who watched the whole process: "..." It's over, they probably have something wrong with their eyes, otherwise, how could they see the emperor running wildly with a wolf in his arms?

Wu Zhou carried the wolf back to the dormitory, kicked open the door, and kicked the door again. He was so tired that he wanted to throw the wolf away, but fortunately, he was still rational. He just wanted to put the wolf down, but when he bent down, his whole body turned Without strength, he rushed down with the wolf, his legs were still soft and directly pressed against the wolf, and the next moment, he saw a flash of light in front of him, Wu Zhou closed his eyes, opened them again, and met a pair of The dark eyes were staring at him in astonishment, and he hadn't recovered from what happened.