The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

As the palace door closed, Wu Zhou's face was so dark that it was dripping with water. He didn't expect that the queen mother would really dare to drug him.

The reason why he didn't suspect it was because he was standing on the same boat with the Queen Mother. If something happened to him, the Queen Mother and the Xu family would have nothing to gain, and the Queen Mother would not dare to poison him; Before he was sure, it would be useless to give medicine to a person who didn't lift, if it didn't work, what's more, the queen mother had asked a special question before, and he didn't expect the queen mother to be so direct, so she would do it after asking.

Wu Zhou suppressed the anger in his heart, he and the queen mother still have something to do with this matter, but now is not the time.

He is fighting with King Rong in full swing, and he still has to maintain his image of "a loving mother and a filial son" in front of outsiders. What's more, the most important point is...

Although he only drank one sip, the predecessor did not drink it. He is not. He has already had the system fix it for him. I don’t know where the queen mother got the medicine. It is estimated that it was taken according to the amount of the drink. There is only one sip. As far as he was concerned, all the way back, he clearly felt a fire in his body, not strong, but he couldn't ignore it.

A mouthful of medicine, say too much, say less, is not too little, the Queen Mother has always been selfish, since this medicine is said to be given to him, it should be no big problem and it will not cause harm to the body, so he didn't intend to shout Royal doctor, spread the word, he doesn't want face?

After Wu Zhou ordered the palace door to be closed, he strode towards the bathing pool in the back hall. When he saw the pool of warm water, he just wanted to jump in immediately, to solve his own problems first, and then settle the private account with the Queen Mother.

As a result, as soon as he stepped in, he felt a tail behind him. As soon as he turned his head, he met Qi Lang, who was almost one step away from him. When he turned his head suddenly, Qi Lang almost bumped into him, and his footsteps stopped , and hurriedly said: "Human race, are you okay?"

"What can I do? And you, get out!" He bit his lip, his eyelashes trembling slightly, and ordered.

Qi Lang frowned, feeling that something was wrong with the human race tonight, "That soup smells very strange, you took a sip, is it really all right?" really all right?

He squinted his eyes because he was half a head taller than Wu Zhou. From his angle, the young man's face was flushed, his head was lowered, and he couldn't see his face clearly, but the exposed part of his neck was so white that he couldn't help but look straight at him. , I feel that this human race... tonight somehow makes people want to watch it after watching it.

Wu Zhou's mind was a little dazed, and his temper was also grumpy: "I'll be fine if I say I'm fine, Qi Lang, you're too noisy, go and think about it for half an hour."

"Qiaorou?" Qi Lang glared, he cared for him kindly, but he actually despised him, this hateful human race...

But as the human race looked up and looked over sharply, apart from the flushed face, I don't know if it was suffocated by the heat of the bath, and they could still stare at the wolf. It seemed that there was nothing wrong.

Qi Lang glanced at Wu Zhou quietly, then turned and left.

Seeing that Wu Zhou was clearly angry with Qi Lang, he was not in the mood to appease him. What kind of medicine does the Queen Mother use? It's simply...

He waited until Qi Lang was out of sight, and immediately took off his clothes and entered the pool.

After Qi Lang left, he naturally didn't face the wall and think about it. He is a majestic wolf monster, is it that the human race just faces the wall when he says he faces the wall?

Qi Lang simply took off his outer robe, lay down on the dragon couch, closed his eyes, and planned to fall asleep.

It's just that the eyes are closed, but the previous appearance of the human race can't help flashing in my mind, I always feel that something is weird.

Qi Lang just closed his eyes like that, and after some time, when he moved his ears, the hearing of wolves was better than that of humans, not to mention Qi Lang, a wolf monster, was even more outstanding.

Obviously he and that human race were the only ones in the dormitory, but at this moment, there seemed to be a very low voice, which seemed to be in pain but not like...

Qi Lang sat up abruptly, and looked towards the apse with his dark eyes, could it be that something really happened to the human race just because he didn't want him to worry and deliberately drove him away?

Qi Lang's pupils shrank, and he almost jumped up and walked towards the apse without a sound.

He arrived at the gate of the palace quietly, but stopped. The human race wouldn't let him in, what if he got angry again?But at this moment there was another slight sound, Qi Lang's thin lips were slightly pursed, and he just glanced at it, and just walked quietly if there was nothing to do.

Thus, Qi Lang pushed open the door of the apse silently...

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On the other side, after the queen mother waved away the crowd, when there was only one nanny by her side, she raised her hand and was about to wave everything away, but she was still rational, if she really lost her temper after the new emperor came , I am afraid that without waiting for tomorrow, it will be reported immediately in the palace that she and the new emperor have indeed had a problem.

The Empress Dowager gritted her teeth, annoyed that the table of dinner that had hardly been touched was removed.Standing up, Mammy hurriedly followed, "Mother, are you... all right?"

"The Ai family seems to have something to do?" The queen mother took a deep breath and sat on the imperial concubine's couch, the new emperor's sip from before flashed in her mind, she squinted her eyes, and suddenly turned to the nanny: "The medicine is all gone? "

The nanny nodded: "All are done according to the mother's order."

The queen mother thought about it, although she only took one sip, the master who prescribed this medicine said that it would be effective after one sip, I don't know the new emperor... If it really works?Or did Xindi actually lie to her all along?

Those concubines have not been really blessed in this year. The emperor said that he would not do it, but the dark guard who came with him tonight had...obviously hickeys on his neck.

If the new emperor is simply a broken sleeve, deliberately lying to her... that one mouthful of medicine is probably...

The queen mother squinted, not sure but dared not gamble. The emperor knew that he had drugged him, and it would be even more difficult to coax him in the future. If he missed tonight, after that... "Where is Ah Chun?"

Mammy immediately went out to inquire, and came back shortly: "Report to Madam, Miss Xu is almost here."

The queen mother gritted her teeth: "Dress the Ai family and go to the Hall of Mental Cultivation." If it really succeeds, as long as Ah Chun conceives in one fell swoop, and when the child is born, she will abolish the new emperor and push her Xu family's seed to the top again. She listened to the government behind the curtain, and the power was still in the hands of her Xu family.

It's just that the Queen Mother didn't expect that when she arrived at the outer hall of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, she would be stopped by a group of dog slaves.

The eunuch did not expect that the empress dowager would come over so late, not only did she come, but she also brought a woman who was covered all over, so she couldn't see her face.

The nanny behind the queen mother scolded: "Go away, the empress is here, go and report to Your Majesty immediately!"

How dare the eunuch step aside? Although the queen mother is not a good person, she will not kill anyone. The emperor will be pulled out and chopped off at every turn. Heads will be lost on the left and right. They might as well stop them and kneel there. Ken out of the way.

The Empress Dowager glanced at Mammy, Mammy immediately kicked the one in front of her away, and the eunuch was kicked to the side with an ouch, the Empress Dowager and others were about to step forward, just then, the eunuch across the inner hall After walking so far, there was a man's howl: "Oh! It hurts——"

The empress dowager paused, her face changed greatly, and the faces of the mothers and others behind her also changed. It was so far away, where did this voice come from?

The eunuch and the others didn't understand, so they took advantage of this opportunity and knelt down again: "Your Majesty, you must not break in. Before the emperor enters, no one is allowed to disturb you, otherwise, the servants and others will be killed."

The queen mother spoke, thinking of a certain possibility, her voice trembling: "Who else is there besides the emperor?"

The eunuch hesitated for a while, then whispered: "In addition to... besides His Majesty, there is also a wolf, and there is... Qi Anwei."

In fact, the eunuch knew at first that the secret guard who was closely protecting the emperor was strange, and thought that the emperor's name was really interesting, so he named the wolf Qi Lang, and the secret guard was also named Qi Lang.

But they dare not criticize the name given by the emperor.

The Empress Dowager's eyes darkened, and she almost fainted. She was only suspicious before, but now...

It is almost certain that the emperor really has broken sleeves, and the hidden guard... is probably given by the emperor who drank the medicine...

"Your Majesty? Are you still going in?" Momo whispered.

The queen mother stroked her forehead, what else did she go in to see?Do you want to watch a play? "Go back to the palace!"

But in the sleeping hall, it was not as the queen mother thought, but it was also a mess. Wu Zhou only put on a robe casually, and chased the man who was flying around in the hall, throwing whatever he picked up at hand, smashing it evenly Lang was in so much pain that he couldn't help crying out.

In the end, he dodged and hid on the beam of the house, rubbing his red ears that were almost pulled off, and refused to get down.

Wu Zhou was so angry that his eyes were red. He raised his head and held a vase in his hand: "Get down! Come down!"

"No more!" Qi Lang had a bruise on his forehead, this human race is not human, but he really hit the wolf so hard, it hurt the wolf to death.

Can this go down?If you go down, you might be stripped alive by this human race.

Wu Zhou was so angry that his eyes were filled with gold stars. He gathered his robe in one hand and held up a vase in the other, gasping for breath, "Okay, you won't come down, will you? I'll see how long you can hang on the beam. What did I say before?" ? Let me face the wall, Qi Lang, you can do it, you can learn to peek!"

Qi Lang's strong arms hooked the beams of the house, and he looked down at the human race sitting cross-legged on the carpet, because he just picked up a robe randomly and didn't put it on properly. There was a piece of fair skin inside the skirt of his clothes, he couldn't help swallowing, and flashed in his mind the look of peeking at the other party when he heard the movement and turned around, he swallowed his saliva, and looked at the human race. There was a faint green light in his appearance, he stared at it, but felt his nose itch, Qi Lang wanted to touch it, but he didn't dare to hug the beam.

In the end, Wu Zhou was sitting under the beam panting for breath. He was so angry that he almost exploded. He finally got the system to fix it for him, but...

Thinking of the sudden shock at seeing this stupid thing before, if he was frightened again, this stupid wolf would not have to be the emperor anymore, he would work hard and send him to the respect room to become a eunuch directly.

As a result, Wu Zhou planned to rest enough and continue to beat the wolf. Before he could catch his breath, he felt something dripping on his forehead. He saw it clearly, and another drop fell directly on the white thigh exposed when he sat cross-legged, and a bright red blood splashed directly.

Wu Zhou: "..."

He raised his head in disbelief, and met Qi Lang's green eyes that were staring straight at his legs, and he was so stupid that he didn't realize that he had a nosebleed.

Wu Zhou met the she-wolf-like eyes of the other party, and a burst of anger exploded: he dared to have a nosebleed!How dare he!

"If I don't beat you up tonight tonight, my surname will not be Qi!" Anyway, his surname is Wu, and if he doesn't have a surname, he won't have a surname.

"Come down! Come down!" Wu Zhou was so angry that his eyes turned black.

Only then did Qi Lang realize that he was bleeding, and after wiping the blood on his hand, he couldn't help but think dazedly, no wonder...just now he thought that the blood flower on this human's leg looked pretty.

Before he could recall it, a dagger flew up directly, so frightened that Qi Lang hung upside down and flew to the other side, watching the thick dagger sticking to the place where he hung it before, buzzing. : Come on, come on really...

For the next half an hour, Qi Lang ran around on the beams of the house. In the end, Wu Zhou had nothing to throw away, so he just looked at the pillars, and looked up at Qi Lang, who was also covered in sweat, his ink robe was wet. On the body, a good figure was outlined, but Wu Zhou's hands were itchy, and he wanted to beat him.

"Not coming down, right?" Wu Zhou narrowed his eyes gloomily, and when he spoke, he smiled at Qi Lang, making Qi Lang's hairs all over, but he nodded his head bravely.

He didn't do it on purpose. He heard that the human race seemed to be in pain and thought something had happened. Who knew he was...

Thinking of that scene, Qi Lang felt his nose was hot, it was over, and he was about to bleed again. Could he be the first wolf demon to die from a nosebleed?

As a result, before he had time to be melancholy, he saw that human race suddenly stretched out his arms, jumped up, and was about to climb up holding the pillar, but because the pillar was so thick, he couldn't hold his arms around it. Moving the screen a little bit, Qi Lang was frightened: "You, what are you doing?"

Wu Zhou grinned one side of his white teeth: "Catch the wolf! Then peel the skin and remove the bones, eat it roasted, fried, or dipped in seasonings!"

Qi Lang hugged the beam with fear, but seeing that the human race had already climbed halfway, the figure was wobbly, if it fell... Qi Lang was very worried, "Stop climbing, I can't do it if I go down?" So High, this human race is not afraid of falling.

Wu Zhou ignored him and continued to go up.

Qi Lang didn't dare to gamble, and immediately jumped for life, stepped on the beams and other pillars of the house, and landed on the ground lightly, and finally stood under the pillars, spread his arms, and said frightenedly, "Come down."

Wu Zhou glanced down at the blood stains on Qi Lang's face, and when he thought of Qi Lang's nosebleed earlier, he became furious: "Come down as soon as you tell me to come down?"

Qi Lang didn't want to say it at first, but suddenly said: "You leaked everything."

Wu Zhou: "..."

Wu Zhou didn't believe it at all, and as a result, he saw that the stupid wolf's nose was bleeding again...

Wu Zhou slid down directly, quickly pulled up the front of his clothes, kicked someone to the ground with a flying kick, and raised his fist to beat him down, when he saw the stupid wolf suddenly covering his head, frowning, Her thin lips were tightly pursed, looking in pain.

Wu Zhou frowned: "Don't pretend to be dead, get up, let me beat you to death and I will let you go."

Unexpectedly, this stupid thing covered its head, "You beat it... I guess I lost a lot of blood, and my head hurts."

Wu Zhou narrowed his eyes, is it real or not?Did he faint before the beating started?But... just this stupid thing pretending to be dizzy?

Wu Zhou looked at the blood on Qi Lang's face. Although it was just a nosebleed, it looked quite different from his previous image. It was quite miserable, so miserable that most of the anger in his heart had dissipated, and he couldn't beat it even with his raised fists. up.

Wu Zhou put down his hands, stood up, and kicked the man who was still lying there with his arms on his forehead. The long hands and feet were really an eyesore: "Get up, go wash it, it's dirty."

Hearing the disgust in Wu Zhou's words, Qi Lang didn't move, and aggrievedly showed a slit above his arm, and looked over: "I didn't mean it, you chased and beat me for so long...I can't get up. "

Wu Zhou glanced at him condescendingly: "Then you can stay here tonight!"

Wu Zhou turned around and was about to go back to the bathing pool. He had been making a fuss for most of the night, and was sweating all over. He was afraid that the previous bath was for nothing, and he was angry with this stupid thing. If he didn't sleep, he would definitely not be able to wake up tomorrow morning.

As Wu Zhou walked towards the apse, the man who was lying on the ground tilted his head and looked in the direction Wu Zhou left.

As soon as Wu Zhou took off his crumpled robe and entered the water, he felt a gust of wind blowing behind him. The next moment, a person jumped in from the edge of the pool and swam to the distance vigorously, revealing a big wet head. Mofa clung to his body, and raised his lips to smile at him.

Wu Zhou stared at the stupid thing with a blank face, and slowly raised his hand to wipe the pool water splashed all over his face. Fortunately, the pool water is alive and always warm, otherwise, he probably wanted to kill this thing. have it all.

Wu Zhou decided to ignore Qi Lang, and drove the wolf out of his sleeping hall tomorrow morning, and went to sleep in the side hall.

It's too bad, it can't be worse... I can't take another look, I have a headache.

Qi Lang didn't know that Wu Zhou was already planning to drive him away, so he couldn't be in a better mood after taking a look at the human race and washing it off.

Is this the first time sharing a bath?Not to mention, when he was a wolf in the past, this human race liked to wash him the most. As a result, as soon as he changed back to human form, this human race turned their faces and refused to recognize him. It's all injuries, the wolf is too pitiful, but I don't know when it will change back.

But I couldn't help but secretly glanced at the human race, in fact... it would be nice to go back unchanged.

He found that this human race... was more beautiful than any female wolf he had seen before, and they were all attracted to wolves.

Wu Zhou didn't bother to talk to him, and went up after washing quickly. When he lay down, he looked at the mess in the dormitory, exhausted physically and mentally: If it wasn't for the male lead, he would sharpen his sword and kill the wolf tonight.

So when Qi Lang planned to go to the dragon couch after washing, he was kicked down directly.

He climbed again and was kicked down again.

After repeating it several times, he looked at the human race without opening his eyes, and said calmly: "Go out and sleep on the floor, you choose one."

Qi Lang: "..."

It was rare for Qi Lang to be clever, he immediately chose to sleep on the floor, hugged the quilt, pulled out a good spot from the messy floor, lay down, curled up into a ball, and fell asleep so pitifully.

He had a dream. In the dream, the human race not only smiled at him, but also teased him with water... After splashing him, he laughed a little, laughing so much that Qi Lang slept very uncomfortable in his dream, but he couldn't help but want to get closer, and even more so. Getting closer... As a result, just as he was about to pounce on the human race, he was woken up by his ears being pulled.

Qi Lang opened his eyes and was still a little dazed, but met the gloomy and dark eyes of the human race who had already put on the dragon robe. He couldn't help stretching out his hand: "Human race, laugh again..."

Wu Zhou's heart skipped a beat, are you still awake?As a result, the strength in his hand increased.

In an instant, the man's painful gasp sounded in the dormitory, and he was completely awake.

Sitting up, looking over with aggrievedness, he saw that human race squatted down at some point, looked at him, and smiled, and he couldn't help smiling.

As a result, the face of the human race sank immediately, and they said sinisterly: "Who did you dream about just now?"

Qi Lang recalled the scene in his dream, hesitated for a while, and whispered: "You."

Wu Zhou took a deep breath, he knew it!It would be strange if he couldn't understand the look in this stupid thing's eyes last night. He stood up and cast a sidelong glance at Qi Lang: "It's so good. A-Lang has grown up. I'm so relieved."

Qi Lang looked over strangely, his ears that had been pinched red instantly blushed, and silently held the small quilt beside him to cover it up: "This, this is the estrus period of our wolf clan... it's here."

Wu Zhou smiled coldly: "Really?" If he is stupid, the estrus period is not one to three months, and it has been two or three months, what a ghost.

Qi Lang originally thought that this human race would beat him, but he didn't expect that this human race was not only not angry, but also smiled at him, pinched his ear, and said softly: "Ah Lang, don't accompany me to court today. Well, last night I was a bit more aggressive. Look at you, it’s this time again. I’ll order people to tidy up the sleeping hall. You guard the back hall and let others in. When I... come back at night, I’ll give it to you surprise."

Qi Lang's pupils lit up instantly: "What surprise?"

Wu Zhou patted his head: "Since it's a surprise, naturally we can't say it in advance."

Qi Lang wanted to know what the surprise was, so he was so obedient, Wu Zhou smiled at him again, then got up and went to court, but walked out of the palace door, his face darkened: Stupid thing, wait for me!

Walking out of the main hall, Wu Zhou looked at the terrified eunuch and others, and when he learned that the queen mother had come last night, he didn't ask much, and directly ordered: "The white wolf went crazy last night and smashed my bedroom. Lock him in the apse, you wait to clean up the bedroom for me, as for the apse... you are not allowed to enter. Otherwise, I will kill you. Also, find a she-wolf for me, I will come at night See, after getting it, get it to the side hall and lock it." After giving the order, Wu Zhou didn't wait for the bewildered eyes of the eunuchs, and went to the morning court.

Grinding your teeth, stupid thing, I'm not going to give you a big "surprise" tonight.

Qi Lang was confined for a full day, obediently staying in the apse, except when eating, the human race would put him in the apse alone, and no one was seen during the rest of the time.

He was thinking about surprises, and finally waited until the human race came back at night, and he looked at Wu Zhou expectantly.

Wu Zhou smiled at him, took out a long black brocade, and waved to Qi Lang, "Since it's a surprise, cover your eyes first, I'll show you."

Qi Lang was so heartbroken by the human race's laughter, he obediently knelt down and let Wu Zhou blindfold him, and was led by the human race to the side hall.

He was pushed by the human race. After he entered, he only felt the sound of the door being locked. Qi Lang yelled, but got no answer, and tore off the black cloth from his eyes. When he looked up, he saw him The "surprise" - a female wolf.

Qi Lang: "???!!!"

Wu Zhou drove everyone away, and heard the sound of a man slamming the door with a low growl in the hall behind him, turned the key and went back to the bedroom, the door was closed, and he lay down on the dragon couch, one of them was missing, he felt refreshed !

As a result, after sleeping until midnight, Wu Zhou felt as if he was being stared at fiercely by a wild beast in his sleep. He opened his eyes and met Qi Lang who was lying on the bedside. With a complaint: "I am a wolf demon."

Wu Zhou's mind is still not clear: "Oh."

Qi Lang continued to complain: "...don't want a she-wolf."

Wu Zhou was awake: "...Oh."

Qi Lang stared straight at him with a green light in his eyes, "I want you."

Wu Zhou was completely awake: "..."

So in the middle of the night, the eunuch and others guarding the outer hall faintly heard the men's muffled groans and howling sounds from the sleeping hall again, and couldn't help shaking: Your Majesty, Your Majesty is really getting more and more ferocious. Not only did he beat up the wolf, but even the powerful Qi Anwei?