The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

Wu Yin was completely stunned on the spot, and turned around almost instantly, his handsome face flushed red: "Hold, I'm sorry...the poor monk went wrong!"

In desperation, Wu Yin only caught a glimpse of a graceful woman walking out of the screen, and just glanced at it to see that it was a woman, then quickly turned his eyes away, but didn't see the appearance of the other party clearly, so he thought he was walking by mistake After leaving the room, he was about to go out immediately.

He heard a familiar chuckle from behind him at this moment: "Senior Brother Wu Yin, where are you going?"

Wu Yin's footsteps stopped, and his eyes widened in disbelief. After a while, he turned around stiffly, and met the "beautiful woman" who was leaning on the screen not far away and staring at her half-closed pair of phoenix eyes. Stupid: "You... little, little junior brother?" No, no...how did a good little junior become a little junior sister?

Wu Yin had never seen such a battle before, so he couldn't think at all.

"How?" Wu Zhou stood up straight, except that he was much taller than ordinary women, but he and Wu Yin wanted to rent a carriage to go out of the city gate, and there was no need to stand up, all they needed was a face and clothes Just hide it all.

As Wu Zhou approached step by step, Wu Yin quickly turned sideways, not daring to look at him: "Amitabha..." My mind was empty: Junior Brother...became Junior Junior Sister, he, he still had sex with Junior Junior Sister After meditating for so many days, the younger brother even shared the same bed last night in order to correct his habit of meditating and falling asleep at night!

Wu Yin's ears were bleeding red now: "!!!"

Wu Zhou didn't expect Wu Yin's reaction to be so strong, a smirk flashed under his phoenix eyes, he deliberately walked over, squeezed his throat, and stood in front of him in a soft and soft voice, "Senior Brother Wu Yin , You are wrong again, why did you say 'Amitabha Buddha' again? What if outsiders hear it?"

Wu Yin was half a head taller than him. Even though he lowered his eyes, Wu Zhou could still clearly see his closed eyes and the rapidly shaking eyelashes that covered them long. His forehead was covered with sweat. He was obviously frightened. It's not easy.

Just as Wu Zhou yelled something bad in his heart, he was afraid that he had provoked him. Just as he was about to explain, he heard the man who had lowered his head suddenly raise his eyes and looked at Wu Zhou with a complicated expression. He gritted his teeth, as if After deciding something, he suddenly closed his eyes, and with the weapon in his hand, he thought for a while, raised his hand, flipped his wrist, pulled out the jasper hairpin that tied his hair, and handed it over, resolutely said: "Senior brother doesn't know... The junior brother is a junior sister, but she shared the same bed with no intention of offending before. Although she was ignorant, she still ruined the reputation of the junior sister. She should be responsible, but the brother is devoted to the Buddha and has absolutely no intention of marrying a wife in this life. So... let the junior sister dispose of it, there is no other way."

Wu Zhou looked at the handsome man with loose black hair: "..."

The system in my mind reappeared at some point, probably captured the current scene from Wu Zhou's mind, couldn't hold back, and laughed: "Pfft!" That cold mechanical sound, no matter how it sounds, how it violates harmony, why... ... so harsh?

The corner of Wu Zhou's mouth twitched: "..." Are you laughing at me?Okay, little system, this is an upgrade, is it more courageous?

system:"……"

Feeling something was wrong, the system disappeared again with a whoosh.

Wu Zhou didn't think about it at all, he lost his temper by Wu Yin's trick, and regained his male voice: "Brother, what are you thinking? Where did you come from, Junior Junior Sister, Junior Junior Brother is still your Junior Junior Brother." When Wu Yin didn't recover, he held Wu Yin's wrist and pressed his chest through his clothes: "Here, do you feel it? Just like you, I'm flat."

Wu Yin: "..."

Wu Zhou: "Is it believable now? Or don't you believe it..." Wu Zhou's eyes overflowed with a teasing smile, "How about I take off my clothes and bring it to my brother to prove it? I should believe it, right?"

"No need." Wu Yin almost regained his senses, and immediately took his hand back. For some reason, seeing the little junior brother smiling like this, he always felt that something was wrong with him.

Especially the place where the palm just touched the little junior brother's heart, as if it was scalded, he retracted and rubbed the fingertips on the side of the robe a few times, and the strange feeling disappeared.

Looking up, he met Wu Zhou's teasing smile, took a deep breath, and finally calmed down: "Little brother, you...why is this?" Well, why do you want to be a man disguised as a woman, let him I thought……

Wu Zhou wanted to say it last night, but after thinking about it, he didn't know how to bring it up, so he just waited until he changed his clothes today and then cut it off.

As a result, he didn't expect to be so irritating to Wu Yin. He looked at Wu Yin's loose black hair, still tightly clutching the jade hairpin in his hand, and simply pushed Wu Yin back on the chair beside him, holding The mahogany comb that combed the hair helped the other party to re-tie the hair.

Wu Yin has been bald since he was a child, so naturally he won't tie it up. He helped Wu Yin tie it up yesterday. The other party was afraid of causing him trouble, so he didn't move at all at night, but he woke up this morning without any mess.It just happened to be scattered now, so help him comb it again.

Wu Zhou's five fingers passed through Wu Yin's hair, and he explained slowly.

Wu Yin was listening carefully at the beginning, and as he listened, he felt that all his attention seemed to be focused on the fingers of his younger brother, but fortunately, he had finished listening to what should be listened to, but he couldn't get back his thoughts, and always felt trapped. The little junior brother seemed to be able to touch the hair to the tip of his heart. The moment the weird feeling came, Wu Yin quickly closed his eyes, and silently said in his heart: Amitabha Amitabha...

Wu Zhou helped Wu Yin fix it, threw the peach-wood comb casually, felt that Wu Yin was a little strange, walked around, found Wu Yin closed his eyes and meditating, helplessly: "...Brother, don't you still believe it?"

Wu Yin was afraid that Wu Zhou would really ignore the proof of undressing and undressing, so he quickly opened his eyes, but he didn't dare to look at Wu Zhou: "I believe it, little brother, you... have wronged you."

Wu Zhou: "Don't be wronged, it only takes a day or two, there is no way, in order to avoid my prime minister's tracking, I can only... After all, I don't want to go to the palace to serve the old emperor."

As Wu Zhou spoke, he let out a long sigh. Wu Yin wanted to comfort him, but when he raised his head, he met Wu Zhou's small face leaning on the table, and the bun made his already beautiful appearance even more beautiful. It was me who felt pity, Wu Yin quickly looked away: I know that my junior is still that junior, but why do I feel so uncomfortable?

Wu Yin naturally believed it, and when he calmed down, he thought that he had smeared the back of the little junior brother. He was really scared just now, so he didn't remember that the little junior brother had suddenly become a little junior sister.

When Wu Zhou was shopping for women's clothing at the tailor shop last night, he asked the shopkeeper how to comb women's hair buns. The reason was to prepare surprises for his wife, and to draw eyebrows and comb hair for his wife, so as to add more pleasure to the boudoir.He put on the black cloak he had prepared, with the hood covering most of his face, found a driver who drove a carriage, rented a carriage, and headed out of the city.

He used a female voice throughout the whole process. According to what he said earlier, they were a pair of master and servant who came to the capital. "Her" son could not speak because his voice was smoked when he was a child, because the money was paid enough, and the two of them were together. Nobility, good temperament, does not look like an ordinary person.

When they passed the first gate of the city, it was only overnight. The checkpoints at the gate were much stricter than before, and the people queuing up ahead to leave the city also wondered, "Why is the inspection so strict?" He didn't ask carefully who was arrested.

There were those who went out of the city gate, and naturally there were also those who entered the city. When they were about to approach Wu Zhou and their carriage, a group of people guarded a luxurious and exquisite carriage and walked in from outside the city. The guards guarding the gate saw the driver. , quickly stepped aside, and as the horse team galloped by, when the two carriages drove in opposite directions, because the wind blown by the previous horse team lifted the curtain of Wu Zhou's carriage, he calmly moved Wu Yin to He pushed against the window lattice to prevent others from seeing him.

At the same time, Wu Zhou glanced at the outside of the carriage, just in time to meet the sight of the noble man sitting in the carriage looking at him boredly. Almost instantly, the man was stunned, and the next moment a gleam of surprise shot out from the bottom of his eyes .

For some reason, the moment Wu Zhou met his eyes, an ominous premonition surged in Wu Zhou's heart. Sure enough, the carriage had already passed by, but suddenly stopped again.

Because he couldn't make a sound, Wu Yin saw that Wu Zhou was not in the right mood, so he looked over and said, "???" Junior brother?

Wu Zhou shook his head calmly, hoping that he had read it right just now, and that the man had fallen in love with him.

Next, it was Wu Zhou's turn that the carriage drove by, and they were stopped as usual. The coachman explained according to Wu Zhou's previous instructions: "My lords, this is a pair of master and servant. This is the son's Lu Yin."

The two guards glanced at Lu Yin, but they nodded at the closed curtain: "Pick it up, we need to check."

The coachman did not hesitate, and lifted the curtain, revealing a man and a woman sitting in the carriage.

The man looked up indifferently, revealing the coquettish birthmark on his side face, making those phoenix eyes a little sharper even if they were silent, and turned his gaze to another woman, waiting to meet that stunning figure , the two guards were dumbfounded: "..."

Even the coachman was dumbfounded. Although he could tell it was a girl when he got in the car, but, but he was wearing a hood at the time, he didn't expect...to be so beautiful.

The two guards were the first to come back to their senses, coughing lowly. After guarding the gate for so many years, it was the first time they saw such a beautiful woman. It's a pity that she turned out to be an unidentified domestic slave, but this pair of master and servant Although the appearance is excellent, it is very different from the two bald heads arranged by their superiors for secret investigation, so naturally there is no objection, and he waved his hand: "Let's go." He handed Lu Yin back, and the coachman quickly picked it up and handed it back. into the carriage.

Wu Zhou took it softly and weakly. In order to make them more convinced, she said softly in a female voice: "Thank you two masters."

But just as the curtain was about to fall, a man's voice sounded from behind: "Wait a minute."