The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

Wu Zhou is very clear that the word no can question a man's dignity, otherwise he wouldn't have fooled the little system and insisted on fixing it for him when he first wore it.

Even if he had no idea at the time, whether it was feasible or not was related to his masculinity as a man.

So when Qi Lang asked him those two words back with a meaningful smile, Wu Zhou trembled inexplicably, and felt that Qi Lang's palm fell on his left shoulder at the same time.

Wu Zhou reflexively wanted to run, but was dragged back by his arms. Wu Zhou's body had been lying there for so long, limp and weak, just when Wu Zhou felt that he was the fish on the chopping board, waiting to be caught by this stupid head. When the wolf was eating, he realized that the other party was really just rubbing his back, Wu Zhou glanced at him suspiciously.

Qi Lang raised his eyebrows: "Is there a problem?"

Wu Zhou shook his head quickly: "...No problem." It would be a fool to nod at this time, but Qi Lang is so obedient?so regular?

Facts proved that Wu Zhou had been slapped in the face. After taking a bath, Qi Lang carried him ashore, not only dried him dry and dressed him with all his heart, but also put him on the dragon couch thoughtfully. Go out and call someone to prepare a light meal and summon the imperial physician, and pass the word: the emperor is awake.

In the next few days, Wu Zhou received meticulous care from his body and mind to his stomach. In addition to the three daily diagnoses by the imperial doctor and various delicacies and health-preserving medicinal meals, there was also the considerate massage from the emperor Qi Lang, and he personally helped him to go to the imperial palace. The garden spreads the mind.

Gradually, the whole palace went from awakening to seeing the emperor caring so much for the emperor, and couldn't help feeling that it was the first time seeing someone who was not a brother better than a brother.

Wu Zhou originally thought that Qi Lang would definitely not be able to hold back his hands and feet, but after a few days, apart from intimately massaging his stiff muscles every night, Qi Lang honestly seemed to really respect him as the Supreme Emperor.

Wu Zhou gradually calmed down. In the past few days, because he slept well and ate well, his body recovered quickly. In addition, the toxins in his body had been cleared long ago, and there were no sequelae, except that the soul could not be re-integrated at the beginning. In addition, after that, Wu Zhou lived like a fish in water in the Hall of Mental Cultivation, but he always felt as if he had forgotten something.

So, one night when Wu Zhou had raised his skin, tender flesh, ruddy complexion and full of energy, Wu Zhou took a bath first and then returned to the dragon couch. He lay down and planned to sleep comfortably with the brocade quilt in his arms. After waiting for a while, Qi Lang also After washing up, but this time, he didn't rest on the couch like in the past, but stood in front of him, smiling at him while undoing his dragon robe.

Wu Zhou narrowed his eyes: "What expression do you have?"

Qi Langyang smiled: "The wolf's eyes turned green after being hungry for a long time."

Wu Zhou: "..." He took a while to react, and suddenly realized, what the hell, it's not that I don't plan to eat this stupid thing, it's that I plan to fatten it up and eat it better.

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Wu Zhou didn't wake up the next day until he went up three poles. He lay there, rubbing his waist and felt that this stupid thing was too shameless, so while Qi Lang was discussing important matters with the courtiers, he finally remembered that he is now the Supreme Emperor. What is the Hall of Mental Cultivation, it should be raised in a palace, so Wu Zhou took the map of the palace, directly chose the place farthest from the Hall of Mental Cultivation, and ran away with all the money.

When Qi Lang finally dealt with all the courtiers, as soon as he left the imperial study, he was told that the Supreme Emperor had found a palace for himself and moved out of the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

Qi Lang smiled when he heard this, and went straight back to the imperial study, asked the eunuch to move a bunch of memorials, and then went to the place Wu Zhou had just found for him, but because he just moved in, he was not used to it, and always felt that he was looking everywhere. It's not pleasing to the eye, but rubbing my waist, it's better to bear it when I think about it.

When Qi Lang arrived, Wu Zhou drove him away directly, but it would not be Qi Lang if he surrendered in this way, he directly asked someone to move a table, and began to correct the memorial outside Wu Zhou's bedroom.

Wu Zhou had been shutting himself up in the dormitory to catch up on sleep. When he woke up, he heard that even the courtiers would meet in his palace. The pretense was that he didn’t know much about it, and he was afraid of making mistakes, so he had to ask the Supreme Emperor from time to time. Because it was far away, he was afraid of delays. Well, just stay here directly, saving the time of going back and forth.

The courtiers didn't expect that they were wasting time here, but when they heard that the new emperor worked so hard, they were so moved that they felt that the palace of the Supreme Emperor was a little far away?Therefore, the next day, someone asked for orders to change the Taishanghuang to a closer palace.

Qi Lang hit it with a wave of his big hand. When Wu Zhou got the imperial edict, he threw it aside. He issued his edict, and he slept in his palace.

As a result, when Wu Zhou waved everyone away at night and was about to go to bed, there was a stabbing sound outside the palace door, as if something was scratching the door, the sound was not loud, but it was not easy to be ignored.

Wu Zhou narrowed his eyes and didn't move. He knew who it was without looking.

At this time, there was a soft "owing" sound outside the palace door, accompanied by the sound of paws scratching the door, adding a few intelligible animal language from time to time: "Human race, your A-Lang is here, open the door quickly... "

"It's fluffy, it's clean and fragrant, and it's soft to hold. Don't you really think about opening it?"

"Human race, your A-Lang is about to get sick from the cold, it's so cold outside the hall."

"Human Race, Human Race, Human Race..."

"..."

When the noisy voice came, Wu Zhou simply blocked his ears, but he couldn't help but feel the fluffy touch flashing through his mind, and he couldn't help but widen his eyes: It's too despicable, it's unreasonable to tempt him with fluffy wolf fur !

But what can he do?Wu Zhou, who was scratching his heart and lungs, finally couldn't take it anymore, opened the door of the hall, looked at the white wolf squatting at the door of the hall, saw him, raised his front paws, and waved: "Human race, I'm here to warm your bed."

Wu Zhou met Qi Lang's wolf eyes, and the other party raised his claws pitifully, and groaned, Wu Zhou felt that his heart was dying, and silently moved away, what can he do?Who made him willing himself...

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The courtiers of Daqi found that the relationship between their new emperor and the Supreme Emperor was getting better and better. In the beginning, there was one person in one palace. Later, the Supreme Emperor simply moved back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation. I heard that it was because the emperor had some problems and needed to be consulted every day. The Supreme Emperor, but the delay was too late and he was afraid of affecting the rest of the Supreme Emperor, so he simply lived together.

They actually thought it was quite strange. When the Supreme Emperor was in a coma, the Emperor also handled it well?

But someone couldn't help explaining it. Maybe the emperor felt that he had not done enough and wanted to be more refined. The emperor is so wise for the country and the people, they can't hold back the emperor.

Therefore, in the next five years, with the efforts of the emperor and the Supreme Emperor, Daqi created the prosperity of Daqi's epic. The only pity is that both the emperor and the Supreme Emperor refused to accept concubines because of their young age.

In the first five years, it was okay, but in the tenth year, everyone couldn't sit still, but the papers submitted for the draft were rejected again, and everyone could only ask the queen mother. In the end, the queen mother said something directly, the emperor and the emperor are happy That's good, don't worry, if you don't have any children in the future, you can choose from the clan.

Everyone was stunned, is the Queen Mother so enlightened?Don't you want to get married?

They could only rest their thoughts again, and waited until the 20th year, when someone asked again, and in the end, the answer was still the same, and even the emperor really started to choose the heir candidate from the clan's heirs.Gradually, I don't know when there was a news spread that the Taishanghuang actually didn't want to do it when he was still the emperor, maybe... the emperor did too, so it wasn't that the emperor and the Taishanghuang didn't want to, it was because they were powerless.

As soon as the news came out, everyone silently felt that the possibility was very high, and they didn't dare to mention it, for fear of poking the heartache of the emperor and the emperor.

When Wu Zhou heard the rumor, he laughed for an hour, and then his joy turned into sadness, and he was pressed and "taught" for half a day.

Wu Zhou has been with Qi Lang for 40 years as the Supreme Emperor. The two collapsed together. At that time, the Queen Mother was still there. When she found out, the Buddhist beads she was twisting in her hand broke. It took her a long time to get up and cast the last phoenix. The purpose is to bury the two together.

Everyone was very puzzled by this decision, but these years, they actually vaguely guessed something, but after so many years, no one has revealed it, and the truth has been buried in the ground along with the two, and there is no way to know it.

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Wu Zhou didn't know how long he had been in a deep sleep. When he woke up again, he felt as if he was sinking into the bottom of the sea and couldn't breathe. He was panting, and suddenly broke through the water. At the same time, he opened his eyes and saw clearly. everything in front of me.

He lowered his eyes and saw that he was sitting in a tub full of water at the moment. The so-called inability to breathe just now was just because his body buried his head in the tub, causing him to suffocate.

Wu Zhou frowned, and at the same time, a large conversation about the Twelve Books and the system, as well as those memories belonging to the previous body, flooded into his mind, which was also owned by the body of the Eighth Book.

The place he is in now is the Eighth Book, a place called Dazhong Kingdom. His predecessor, Zhong Bazhou, is the eighth son of the old emperor of Dazhong Kingdom, but his biological mother is of low status, a court lady, and was favored by the old emperor unintentionally. , gave birth to a son, who could have been valued by the mother according to the child, but died of dystocia, leaving behind an unfavored prince who lived a miserable life.

The old emperor had many heirs, so he didn't care about such a prince at all, and he didn't even remember to name him, so the palace people kept shouting "eight princes and eight princes". He is extremely talented and a prodigy in martial arts. He is about to go to the border, and his predecessor also wants to get rid of the situation in front of him, so he asks King Gui to take him out of the palace.

Seeing that he was pitiful, King Gui agreed, and went to beg the old emperor. At this time, the old emperor remembered that there was such a neglected prince, and he didn't take it seriously. But since King Gui mentioned it, he gave him a random name, and went After obtaining the genealogy, he was taken away by King Gui.

The eighth prince has been away for ten years, and when he came back, he changed his image of a pitiful boy and became a brutal prince with military power. He was ruthless, vicious, and cruel. Many bad rumors followed his return to Beijing. Everyone is afraid, but no one dares to mess with it.

After the old emperor returned to Beijing from his predecessor, because the other party has made a lot of contributions, even though he has a bad reputation, he was named king and changed his name to a slightly better one, but everyone is still used to shouting "eight princes, eight princes". After returning to Beijing for two years, the Eighth Prince avoided seeing him. There were only rumors of the other party's insidiousness, but he was not seen.

Wu Zhou rubbed his brows, accepted the memory of his predecessor, but felt that the past 20 years of his predecessor were really miserable.

Those rumors from the outside world are all false, everything is just an illusion created by King Gui, and it is also to push everything onto his predecessor to conceal his disobedience, wait for an opportunity to accumulate strength, and thus conspire to usurp the throne.

The predecessor stayed in the palace for eight years. King Gui saw the talent of the predecessor and deliberately used the predecessor to ask him to take him away. After ten years in the military camp, King Gui hired someone to train the predecessor and let him learn kung fu. He also became the bravest soldier under his command, made a lot of military exploits for him, and won the praise of many people.

Because of the kindness of "saving life", the predecessor always thought that King Gui was a good person, and he obeyed his words, and was even coaxed to accept those things that were clearly done by King Gui. It was just that King Gui did it deliberately in order to reassure the old emperor that he would be suspicious of his power.

The predecessor returned to Beijing, and after returning these two years, he really saw the true face of King Gui, but he had been pinched to death by King Gui long ago, and he couldn't even resist.

But seeing King Gui doing those outrageous things in private under the guise of his name, he was suffering inwardly, and finally couldn't hold it anymore. In addition, he deliberately didn't take the so-called antidote these days, which led to the disorder of the meridians, and all the internal energy His martial arts were all abolished, and he had suicidal thoughts.

There is another reason that overwhelms the predecessor, that is, the other party has a quirk, that is, he likes women's clothes, he doesn't like women, but has an indescribable affection for...men.

This also caused him to feel that he was abnormal, inferior and sensitive, and he didn't even dare to show his real mask to others on weekdays. In addition, his predecessor didn't want King Gui to use him again, and simply committed suicide by using his name to harm others.

But I didn't expect to be pierced by Wu Zhou.

Wu Zhou had a headache. He lowered his head and looked at the face reflected on the water. It was a boy and a girl, a very beautiful face, and at the moment, all his black hair was let down, soaked in water, and his eyes were lowered, but his face was expressionless. Looking at people with facial expressions also gives people an extremely deceptive illusion, male and female are indistinguishable, even Wu Zhou has a feeling of being bewitched when he takes a look at it.

If this body belonged to someone else, Wu Zhou would still have some appreciation for it, but now this body belongs to him, with such a face, Wu Zhou would have a headache. Not only does it hurt, but he also thinks why it is so miserable?

His martial arts were abolished, he was fed poison, he was used, and he got a bad reputation.

This is just as pitiful as a person's predecessor.

Wu Zhou: Come out of the system, did I offend you in the first seven books?

The voice of the system rang in my mind: "...No. This is set by the Twelve Books, and it cannot be changed by the system at will. The host should calm down. If you think about it this way, it's better to be a prince than a beggar, right? ?”

The corner of Wu Zhou's mouth twitched: Are you coming?

System: "...can't come."

Wu Zhou lowered his eyes, looking at the seductive face reflected in the water: Tell me, what is the first task of this book?

The system fell silent strangely: "Why don't you, host, let me tell you a good news and a bad news first?"

Wu Zhou always felt that there was something in the system's words. Could it be that the previous life was so miserable, and there was something worse?He looked ahead suspiciously: what is the good news?

System: "Host, you will have a unique golden finger this time."

Wu Zhou thought what kind of good news this is: what about the bad news?

System: "Host your body... probably won't survive tonight."

Wu Zhou: ...

The system coughed lowly: "Host, your first mission this time is to gain the trust of the hero, and...to save your own life before that."

Wu Zhou: I remember that this identity is a prince, right?Still a master?Say you want the life of a prince?

The system reminds: "Master, you forgot, this body is crippled in martial arts, even if it is not crippled...you can't escape it. Because the one who came to assassinate you this time is the number one assassin in Da Zhongguo, and no one can do it in his hands." Another very unfortunate news...he is the hero of this book. What is even more unfortunate is that someone paid [-] gold to buy your life."

After Wu Zhou listened to the words of the system in his mind, he suddenly laughed, leaned back, and lay there lazily: Continue, let me hear if it can be worse, where is Goldfinger?How is it different?

System: "Host, your task this time is to gain the trust of the hero and save your own life. The latter is the premise. After all, with the hero's skills and your martial arts being useless, you won't survive tonight. Therefore, in response to this situation, our Twelve Books system has tailor-made a unique cheat for you as the host. It fits perfectly with the eccentricity of the previous woman's fetishism, that is... the cheat of the eighth book, That is, you, the host, will have ten days to become a female body, and during these ten days, you, the host, need to gain the trust of the male host, otherwise, the mission will fail."

Wu Zhou was silent for a long time, just when the system thought Wu Zhou would explode, the other party said: Very good.

This time I was dumbfounded by switching to the system: "Host, are you sure? Is this okay?"

Wu Zhou stretched his waist, revealing a piece of jade white arm resting on the edge of the tub: That's good, you say yours, I listen to mine, finished?Just wait when it's over, where's the hero?Tell him to come quickly, assassinate the host with a sword, and I will go back to the waiting area and wait, isn't it 100 years, who can't wait?

System: "... host, think again, although 100 years is a long wait, but this is already the eighth book, and you will have to start all over again."

Wu Zhou narrowed his eyes: Why didn't I remember that I said start over?

System: "...Didn't you say it now?"

Wu Zhou: You are ruthless.

System: "So host, look..."

Wu Zhou: It will start again, everyone waits, people are inherently mortal, who hasn't died yet?

The system was silent for a long time: "What does the host want? This is the most reasonable cheat for the system."

Wu Zhou smiled: But I think it's unreasonable, to avoid the assassination, why don't you just give me a golden finger that is stronger than the hero's martial arts?

Female body?What is this, making the hero think that he is not the Eighth Prince?

Although according to the system, this is indeed the safest way. Because of the male and female appearance of the predecessor, and the fact that he has been under the control of King Gui for so many years, he doesn't want to be looked down upon by others because of this face, so he has been wearing a mask to the outside world. The real mask shows people, so even though the hero came to assassinate him, he probably didn't know what the Eighth Prince looked like.

As long as the golden finger turns into a female body, and he casually reveals his identity, the male protagonist, the assassin, will not doubt him, and naturally his life is saved.

But he didn't like it, because he had transvestism in his previous life, but he didn't.

Besides, he wants to use this excuse to gain more benefits. Otherwise, if the previous life is so miserable, it doesn't count if there are wolves in the front and tigers in the back, and even the male protagonist wants to kill him. To spend a lot of money to kill him, it means that it is dangerous for the predecessor to take a step, can this day survive?

The system said: "Even if you, the host, have stronger martial arts, it doesn't mean that you can escape the male lead's assassination, not to mention, your current body can't stand stronger internal force at all, unless...you want this body All internal organs will be damaged prematurely."

Wu Zhou frowned: There is no other way?

The system probably also saw that Wu Zhou didn't really have no room for loopbacks, and felt that there was still a turning point in this matter: "Well, host, your golden finger for ten days is still there, and after ten days after the golden finger expires, help you restore it. How about physical martial arts?"

Wu Zhou: Why not now?

System: "This body is too badly damaged, it will take time. If you still feel that something is wrong with the host, then this system has no other way. It can only follow what the host said before. Forget it. After 100 years, start again. .”

Wu Zhou accepted it as soon as it was good, and naturally didn't want to start over again, so he reluctantly agreed: "Okay."

Isn't it just ten days, I can just take advantage of this time to build friendship with the male lead, maybe the misunderstanding will be solved later, and the male lead can help solve King Gui.

Almost at the same time that Wu Zhou agreed, he felt a halo all over his body. Immediately, he felt that his body shrank a lot, and the bathtub immediately became much larger, covering his entire neck.

At the same time, Wu Zhou felt a sudden gust of cool wind blowing in the room, obviously nothing else had changed on the window lattice, but just for such a moment, he keenly felt... there was one more person in the room.

But he carefully discerned, but did not find where this person was hiding.

Inexplicably, there was a drop of cold sweat dripping from Wu Zhou's forehead, and he suddenly remembered, how the hell would he prove to the male lead...that he is a woman?Instead of the Eighth Prince he was going to assassinate?

The male protagonist didn't give Wu Zhou a chance to think, and a cold sword was placed on his neck with his back facing him. Behind him, the male's chilling and indifferent voice said mercilessly, "But the Eighth Prince?"