The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

In front of the eunuch and the two guards who retreated to the side, Wu Zhou blatantly touched the male lead's face all over the place.

Fu Chun was also stunned, and never recovered.

He never expected that a dignified chief assistant would be like a pervert, who would take advantage of an eunuch when he came up, and he became more and more excited. He didn't know when to raise his eyes under the shock, but he forgot to push Wu Zhou away.

Wu Zhou blocked the eyes of the eunuch behind him with half of his body. The two guards were behind the male lead, and they just didn't see the male lead's face. , completely changed the hero's face.

The male protagonist is just a low-level eunuch, and he is also careful, no one has noticed his hunched back, so even if Wu Zhou changed his appearance, no one would notice.

He originally wanted to change the hero's face to a very ordinary one, so that it would not be easy to show off, but he thought that he wanted to take the hero away because he "followed" the little eunuch as a pretext, and if it was too ugly, he couldn't justify it, so, he thought After thinking about it, he made a very attractive little boy face for the hero in a wicked way.

After finishing all this, Wu Zhou withdrew his hand "unfinished" and said, "The skin is also good, and it feels good to the touch."

The big eunuch didn't dare to move. In fact, he also wanted to see what the little eunuch looked like, so that Lord Feng would become a pervert if he said he was perverted.

But he didn't dare to act rashly. From his angle, he could only see the movements of the two of them.

But even these are enough for him to see clearly how Lord Feng "bullied" the little eunuch. I'm afraid his face is turning red?

Unexpectedly... Lord Feng is such a Lord Feng.

No wonder Lord Feng is so old and hasn't married a wife yet. In the past, the late emperor would give him a marriage. Lord Feng always looks like he is not interested in women at all. It turns out that... feelings are a special hobby The broken sleeve.

Fu Chun finally came to his senses, and he was about to push away the hypocrite in front of him. It was rumored that the chief minister of the cabinet was young but he was a good official for the country and the people.Only he knew that the other party was a hypocrite who was in the same league with the late emperor and others, and he guessed right, not only a hypocrite, but also a shameless and vulgar person.

Fu Chun gritted his teeth, his eyes were full of fierce disrespect, but he finally endured it. A month in the palace and the past two years have smoothed his edges and corners. He is not really the high-spirited Chun Shizi back then. , but an anonymous person who is homeless and has been replaced by someone who has a blood feud.

Wu Zhou backed away before the hero could make a move, coughing in a low voice on purpose, "What's your name?"

Chief eunuch: ... Even the voice is softer?Master Feng really plotted against this little eunuch.

Because Wu Zhou backed away, they stared at Fu Chun at this moment, Fu Chun raised his face halfway because of shock, allowing the eunuch to see half of his face clearly, it looks pretty good, the oily face is average at best Generally speaking, the only thing that stands out are those eyes. It turns out... Mr. Feng has such a special preference?

The big eunuch was very disappointed, he thought he was a top-quality man, but it turned out like this, isn't it always a big one if you catch him in the palace?

Fu Chun was taken aback by Wu Zhou's words, and he lowered his eyes and refused to answer at all. Wu Zhou "threatened": "What? Didn't you hear what I asked you? Or do you want to be dragged down because you offended me? Hmm? "

Fu Chun clenched his fists tightly, but he hadn't taken revenge yet, so he couldn't be reckless.Originally today was the day of inspection in the palace, he knew he couldn't escape, and wanted to assassinate the emperor before he died, but he didn't expect to meet this man on the road, he couldn't be dragged down, otherwise he would be found and dealt with immediately.

He thought for a while, then lowered his eyes and said in the high-pitched voice he learned this month: "Slave Xiao Zhunzi."

Wu Zhou hummed, proceeded according to the plan he had in mind, deliberately raised his chin, and said lazily, "Did you offend me just now?"

Fu Chun frowned, not knowing what this hypocrite was thinking: "...the slave deserves to die."

"It's pretty damned, but what, the official's mansion is too deserted, and the official sees that you have a good way of serving tea, so how about asking you to go back and serve tea and water for the official?" Wu Zhou deliberately held The tone of voice, but there are some other meanings in this voice, so that the eunuch and the guards have a feeling of silently looking to the sky after listening to it.

Mr. Feng, why do you need someone who brings tea and water? You need a bed warmer.

I used to think that Lord Feng was an upright gentleman, but now I see, tsk, men are all the same, but Lord Feng's aesthetic...is it special?

Fu Chun naturally heard it too, his teeth were gritted. If this was two years ago, when he was the son of Chun, if anyone dared to tell him that, he would definitely kill him.

But under the eaves, he had to bow his head, he didn't dare to make trouble.

The momentary arrogance meant that there was no way to end, he would die without a whole body, and he would not be able to avenge his bloody revenge.

Fu Chun lowered his eyes, but his mind turned around. Today is the day of inspection. When he entered the palace, he did not expect to see the emperor to be so troublesome. He also did not expect to have so many restrictions. But there is an opportunity in front of him, as long as he follows the person in front of him, even though he is a despicable villain, he is the chief assistant after all, and if he follows the other person, there will be more opportunities to meet the emperor in the future.

Fu Chun took a deep breath, suppressed the disgust in his heart, and raised his eyes: "Slave...is willing."

Wu Zhou originally thought that he needed to "threat" with words, but he didn't expect the male lead to be so upbeat, and he didn't seem to be a fool, but he still caught a glimpse of the disgust hidden in the other's eyes, and raised his eyebrows: "The Taoist practice is not yet at home." , so easy to be discovered, if it wasn't for the fact that he just replaced someone who didn't have much contact with people, he would have been discovered to be dead long ago.

Since Fu Chun agreed, Wu Zhou asked him to continue to the imperial study.

The two guards behind him walked away, and then touched the back of their heads: Mother, I didn't expect to see such a scene on duty, and I also know a big secret, Mr. Feng is actually a broken sleeve, and he still prefers that A little eunuch with thin skin and tender meat?

Wu Zhou doesn't care what the palace will say in the future, why the new emperor doesn't like the previous one, because they are not the same person, the new emperor is fatuous, vicious, and cruel, while the previous one is upright, serious, and upright, the temperament of the two is in sharp contrast , if the predecessor was not still useful and loyal, he would have been killed long ago.

But the new emperor is easy to bribe, the worse he is, the more the new emperor looks up to him.

Wu Zhou took Fu Chun to the imperial study to meet the emperor. Wu Zhou was not worried that the emperor would see anything. He had already changed the face of the hero with his golden fingers. Even if the new emperor stood face to face with the hero, he would not recognize him. It turns out that this is his cousin Chun Shizi.

Fu Chun was originally worried that entering the palace would reveal his identity. When Wu Zhou asked him to stand guard outside the imperial study, he heaved a sigh of relief and stood there in an orderly manner. But even if he didn't raise his head, he knew that there were many eunuchs and guards who intentionally or unintentionally sizing him up.

If these mocking or contemptuous gazes were in the past, he might still be sad and angry, but after two years of living a life that was worse than death, compared with the blood and deep hatred, these are insignificant.

The new emperor didn't want to see Feng Jiuzhou, that sour scholar, every time he came here, he would report the affairs of the government sternly, which he didn't like at all, but this Feng Jiuzhou didn't wink at all, he insisted on letting him learn, not only that, In the past few days, because he accidentally killed a concubine by playing with him, the concubine's natal family made a fuss, and he directly asked people to start it, which caused the court to be a little unstable for a while, and after a few days of tossing, it almost became a big trouble.

Fortunately, what my grandfather said was right, although this Feng Jiuzhou is an annoying guy, his ability to deal with the aftermath is good, but... he is too disgusting.

However, he hasn't found an excuse to drive people away. The eunuch who led the way earlier has already told the head eunuch next to Xindi about the rumors on the road. The other party and Xindi are both bad-hearted. After turning around, he quickly reported it.

The new emperor heard: "Really or not? That wood usually pretends to be serious in front of me, does he really like the eunuch in my palace?"

"It's not that... the servant didn't expect it either. It's probably because the bastard saw mung beans and saw the right thing." The eunuch knew that the new emperor was a man of both sexes. The caught fish, just took a look at it, and it was just like that. No wonder the people below kept giggling and laughing when they reported it. This kind of... tall and big but with a pretty face.

The new emperor became interested, "How does it look? It must be good for him to see at a glance, right?"

The eunuch shook his head: "It's not as good as... Xiao Dezi." Xiao Dezi is a young eunuch who has just been transferred to the new emperor's palace. , Xindi suddenly lost interest.

He didn't bother to say goodbye, so he just waved his hand and asked Feng Jiuzhou to take him away.

Wu Zhou breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the news outside the Imperial Study Room, and took people away without stopping. The new emperor was fatuous and cruel, but Master Wu Xiang was a ruthless character, and the other party was not stupid. He suddenly fell in love with a young eunuch He was about to be taken out of the palace. If Master Wu Xiang was there, he might feel that something was wrong and would definitely stop him for investigation, but the new emperor was also used to profligacy, so he felt nothing.

Before Wu Xiangye got the news, Wu Zhou took him out of the palace.

After returning to the mansion, he immediately recruited the only two reliable confidants around his predecessor, who were also loyal. He persuaded his predecessor many times before, but his predecessor was too stubborn and loyal, so he didn't listen.

Wu Zhou asked one of his confidantes to get the corpse of a young eunuch as soon as possible, and then secretly sent it in after buying it; the other one was to get a new identity, someone who knew how to punch, and was good-looking.

The palace is so big, there are eunuchs or maidservants who die "for no reason" every day, and they will be taken directly to the mass grave and thrown away, so it is not difficult to get a real eunuch's corpse, but the body shape is also suitable But it is not easy.

But even if Master Wu knew about it, he still needed to find a reason, so he could last for two days.

As for getting a new identity, it is naturally for the male protagonist to not be able to be a eunuch all the time, the possibility of being exposed is too high, so it is more convenient to be a guard by his side.

Although the two confidantes were puzzled, they didn't ask any further questions, and immediately went to make arrangements.

But Wu Zhou led the male lead all the way back to the main courtyard, waved away the butler and others, and the more he walked to the room, Fu Chun who was following behind frowned. Although he agreed to follow this hypocrite out of the palace, but I didn't intend to really have anything to do with him.

He looked at Wu Zhou's back, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that the despicable and shameless woman was a deceitful and vicious villain. He wondered how he could knock people out and escape, and followed him into the room without knowing it.

As the door closed behind him, Fu Chun knew that there were only the two of them in the main courtyard at the moment. If he made a move at this moment, the possibility of escaping was very high. big.

Wu Zhou's eyes fell on the frowning male protagonist, and he could probably guess the other party's entanglement, maybe he was frightened?Being coveted by a pervert and taking advantage of him, you must want to beat him up now to relieve your anger, right?

Wu Zhou looked at the male lead, and wanted to explain, but he couldn't help teasing him, blocked the door, fumbled for his chin, and looked Fu Chun up and down: "What? What are you doing in a daze?" ? I brought you back just to stand there like this? Can't even serve people?"

This series of words made Fu Chun's face flushed red, he was so angry, he gritted his teeth and ground the roots of his back teeth, looked at that villain's proud face, and said with a straight face: "No, yes."

"Oh? Then I'll teach you." Wu Zhou dragged his voice, and almost laughed out loud seeing him like this. He still needs to be taught well, otherwise, if he acts rashly and breaks into the palace in the future, his life will be ruined.In the future, you have to be more careful, knowing that people's hearts are sinister, and you just agree to follow them casually, so you're not afraid of going from a wolf's den to a tiger's den?

"No need..." Fu Chun didn't think that the other party's so-called "teaching" was an ordinary teaching, but let him be inferior to others, or such a person...he was not willing at all.

Wu Zhou approached step by step, stabbing him deliberately: "You think you still have the right to say no after entering my mansion? Hehehe, follow me, and I will protect you from now on, otherwise..." Cooperated The way Wu Zhou rubbed his hands made the veins on Fu Chun's forehead twitch.

Wu Zhou looked at the male protagonist with his head drooping pitifully and helplessly, how pitiful that appearance was, and felt that it was almost enough to amuse him. He just wanted him to see his own appearance in the bronze mirror, but he suddenly gave the other party After changing his appearance, he will naturally need to change in the future, so he needs a reason to explain.

As a result, Wu Zhou just raised his hand to tell the other party to look at his face.

But in Fu Chun's eyes, he had to act like a palace again, he couldn't bear it, and there was no need to bear it anymore, so when Wu Zhou raised his hand and was about to touch him, Fu Chun, who had been holding back all the time, Chun directly raised his hand to hold Wu Zhou's wrist, and suddenly pulled Wu Zhou, throwing Wu Zhou onto the bed.

But after all, Wu Zhou is a tall and tall man. He sensed it and blocked it suddenly. Only half of his whole body was pressed on the bed. But following the action of the hero, he felt that his waist directly hit the bed. On the edge of the bed, with a creaking sound, Wu Zhou felt an ominous premonition: Lao Tzu's waist!

Fu Chun still held Wu Zhou's wrist, pressed his upper body on the bed, and stared at him with condescending scarlet eyes: "Tell you, put away your dirty thoughts, I won't have anything to do with you, You should die of this heart!"

"Oh, why don't you loosen it for me, it hurts!" Wu Zhou had hit his waist and was pushed back. He felt that his waist was going to be crippled, so he slapped Fu Chun directly. On the face, he raised his leg and kicked the person away.

Fu Chun didn't check for a while, and was really kicked and staggered. When he recovered, he saw that hypocrite crawled on the bed, hunched over like a shrimp, writhing around, rubbing his waist and groaning. It didn't match any image he had of this Feng Shoufu, so he was stunned to see it.

Wu Zhou felt that what kind of crime he had suffered, wasn't it just a few words of teasing?As for what?

"Fu Chun, Fu Chun, I worked so hard to rescue you from the palace, you are good, I will repay you with revenge, if I knew it, I would have let you assassinate the new emperor, and be tortured after being caught, tsk tsk, think about it, isn't it too miserable! "Wu Zhou felt a little better lying there, seeing the male protagonist's face change following his words, he was even more relieved.

Fu Chun thought about what would happen if the other party would get angry, but he didn't expect the other party to say such a sentence, his scalp numb: "You...how did you know?"

After finishing speaking, he quickly stepped forward, grabbed Wu Zhou's wrist, and asked gloomyly, "Say, how did you know?" How did he expose it?In the past two years, he has never told anyone...

Wu Zhou gritted his teeth, tilted his head and squinted at the other party: "I want to know? Okay, I originally wanted to tell you that maybe your parents' revenge may be repaid, but it's a pity that some people are too cruel. Repaying me like this? I feel uncomfortable, so I don't want to talk."

Fu Chun was very excited when he heard the word "revenge". He gritted his teeth and eagerly wanted to know: "You... really have a way?"

Wu Zhou hummed.

Fu Chun bit his head and thought for a while: "How can you tell me?" Although Fu Chun still doesn't believe this person, if the other party wants to kill him, he can just tell his identity directly in the palace before. But the other party didn't say anything, which meant that the other party really wanted to save him. No matter what the other party's purpose was, as long as he could avenge his parents, he could bear any hardship.

Wu Zhou raised his eyebrows, looking at the hero's changed face, thinking that if the hero's original face, looking at such a handsome face, he could barely relieve his anger, but looking at this one is different, there is no Unceremoniously, he turned his hands behind his back and directly directed his waist: "Rub it for me! I still want to tell you if I hurt you, it's a good idea! Don't rub it, don't want to know!"

Fu Chun poked his neck, looked at the place the other party was pointing at, and swept it from the waist down, with an angry light in his eyes, he gritted his teeth: I'm afraid this guy didn't do it on purpose, right?This is because he fell in love with him, so use this in exchange?This is forcing him to make a choice. Does the waist actually have other meanings?Meaning, as long as he "obeys" he will avenge him? "If you don't follow", you won't take revenge?

Fu Chun: Too much deception!

Wu Zhou was still waiting to enjoy the male lead's service, but he felt that something was wrong, and when he tilted his head, he met the red-eyed and humiliated look of the male lead: "???" What did he say, let him rub his waist? ?