The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

Wu Zhou was really laughing at him, but he is just a fish now, and the one who can express his emotions can only happily put his fish tail and spit bubbles. The corners of Hao Hongyu's mouth twitched, and he turned his face expressionlessly. Like a fish.

Hao Hongyu really didn't know that this would be the scene today, but he was used to it. Since the weak crown, even though he had refused many times and planned to focus on his career first without interruption of marrying a wife, the old lady seemed to be particularly keen to tell him relative.

In fact, he didn't lie. It was true that he told Wu Zhou that he had broken his sleeve, but Hao's father and mother only had him as a child. He didn't dare to speak rashly, but he didn't want to marry casually and bully others. Innocent girl, she turned a blind eye to her these years. Fortunately, he was busy outside most of the time, and only saw him a few times a year. If he didn't give any response, the old lady stopped. thought.

Hao Hongyu was used to it, and just drank tea in silence. There was no room for manoeuvre in his previous refusal, so even though the old lady asked someone to bring the girl back these years, she used it as a pretext, waving in front of him, wondering which one into his eyes.

It's a pity that at the beginning, it wasn't the wrong person, but the wrong gender.

Hao Hongyu has been single until now.

But unexpectedly, after Hao Hongyu sat down, the old lady chatted with the old woman next to the woman. It turned out that it was not a matchmaker, but a cousin from the second aunt's natal side, and beside her was her youngest daughter, who was ten years old. Sixth, it is the age that is like a flower and a jade. This time I came to Yingzhou City to talk about a better marriage.

It's just that the words are so, but when it comes to "marriage", his eyes are intentionally or unintentionally glanced at Hao Hongyu's side. Don't think about it, he must use this excuse to keep him, and plan to have a long-term relationship.

But the other party was a relative from the second aunt's side, and he didn't name him as a prostitute. Even if Hao Hongyu knew their intentions, he couldn't say anything. He stayed in the mansion, but he lived in the second room.

After Hao Hongyu sat down, he pretended that he didn't exist, and just listened to it, not interested.

But Wu Zhou was lying on the wooden basin, full of interest, watching the delicate little girl look at Hao Hongyu from time to time, the shy and charming appearance of Gu Qiaoyu made Wu Zhou feel good, and now the man might have a headache.

But Wu Zhou is not worried, he remembers that the book said that the male protagonist didn't marry a wife before his death, and he didn't even have a housemate, so after his death, the huge family business was cheaper. Until the eldest princess found out the truth and punished all those who participated in the murder of the male lead, none remained.

But thinking of the tragic ending of the male protagonist in the book, he swayed his fish tail and continued to watch the conversation of the people in the lobby, intending to find the so-called Hao Hanyi.

When it was almost over, a young man came late. He was very handsome in a fine attire. After entering, he began to please everyone sweetly, which made the old lady and everyone laugh. As if she had just discovered Yan Fengzhu's existence, she cupped her hands: "It turns out that cousin Zhu is here. I haven't seen you for a long time, and she really looks more and more beautiful. Cousin is so polite."

Yan Fengzhu got up shyly and returned the salute: "Brother Han."

Wu Zhou had already planned to swim back with his tail, but he was stunned when he heard the Han character, and raised his fish head to look over it. He didn't expect this to be that Hao Hanyi, but he looked like a dog, but it was a pity that he had an ungrateful white eye. Wolf.

Wu Zhou looked at a man and a woman standing opposite, and Hao Hanyi stared at the flowery beauty, who seemed to be warmly welcoming his cousin, but why did he always feel that the atmosphere between these two people was weird?In particular, Yan Fengzhu's name seemed familiar?

Hao Hanyi soon returned to the old lady, laughing and talking flattering words. Not long after, the old lady saw that Hao Hongyu was indeed not interested in the little girl from the Yan family, and shook her head with a headache, telling them to go back.

However, Hao Hanyi took advantage of the time when everyone got up and came to the male lead, and said a few compliments, Hao Hongyu responded lightly, and did not intend to stay for a long time, so he picked up the wooden tray and walked out.

And Hao Hanyi immediately followed, Wu Zhou lay on the edge of the barrel, looking back through the gap in the male lead's arm.

Hao Hanyi was still talking about business matters with Hao Hongyu, as if asking for advice sincerely, Hao Hongyu didn't look back, but answered patiently. Pay attention to pinching it to the side, others can't see it naturally, but Wu Zhou, as a fish, was hugged by Hao Hongyu in the wooden basin at his waist, and it happened right in front of him, so he could see it clearly.

There were too many people coming out at the beginning, and he didn't realize who Hao Hanyi was pinching. After leaving the lobby, the one who came out right after Hao Hanyi was... that Yan Fengzhu?

Wu Zhou was dumbfounded, but in the end Yan Fengzhu still looked shy, as if the scene just now didn't happen at all, but before leaving, she took advantage of people not paying attention, and glanced at Hao Hanyi, the two looked at each other, and the ambiguity immediately permeated opened.

Wu Zhou's fish eyes widened: There is a woman in love!

Wu Zhou flicked his tail and tried his best to sort through the tenth book in his mind. Finally, he remembered why Yan Fengzhu's name sounded so familiar. Isn't this Hao Hanyi's later wife?But after being recognized by the eldest princess, it was Yan Shi who shouted, and he almost didn't notice.

Wu Zhou lay down in the wooden basin and sorted out the matter. Obviously, Hao Hanyi and Yan Fengzhu were not clear, and Yan Fengzhu was taken to Hao's residence at this juncture. Yan Fengzhu's mother was also Hao Hanyi's mother. It's from the second wife's natal family, maybe this blind date was intentional at all.

Maybe Hao Hanyi has long wanted to occupy the male lead's family business, and what he thinks is to tell his lover to the male lead. In this way, the male lead's woman is his woman, and the male lead's baby will actually be his in the future. My baby, when the time comes... When the baby grows up, if he finds an excuse to kill the male lead, wouldn't the family business belong to him?

It's really vicious, but it's estimated that the male protagonist didn't take the bait at all, and then let Hao Hanyi know the identity of the male protagonist, and he directly killed him in advance.

Wu Zhou is upset, this Hao Hanyi is a bit stinky and shameless, if it weren't for the hero, he might be messing around right now.

As a result, after the male lead brought him up, he backhanded the male lead with a knife.

Wu Zhou was upset, and floated on the water surface of the wooden basin with his fish belly spread out, making the corner of Hao Hongyu's mouth twitch when he accidentally saw it. Didn't he turn white and die?He easily held the tub with one hand, and wanted to poke it with the other hand, but before he touched it, his cleanliness kicked in, so he decided to take the next best thing and touched the fin on one side: "Is it still alive?"

Wu Zhou was still feeling sorry for the male lead, but when he heard this sentence: "..."

So, Wu Zhou, who was not happy, swung his tail with his backhand, shaking the male lead's hands and body of water.

Hao Hongyu: "..." Good intentions didn't pay off?He asked what happened?

Wu Zhou saw that the male lead showed such a rare appearance, and couldn't help but be happy. Opening his fish mouth is called a small fish's success, but he is too happy, and it is easy to be very happy. Although Wu Zhou's tail wagging just now had a good effect, it's just that the movement range is a little bit As a result, most of the water that was not much in the wooden basin was splashed out, leaving only a shallow layer.

Wu Zhou: "..."

When he came back to his senses, he jumped a bit, and the shallow water layer rippled, but failed to stir up a splash. Wu Zhou patted the tail of the fish, feeling that something was wrong. .

He tried his best to raise the head of the fish, towards the male lead who had seen this scene in his eyes and now came back to his senses and smiled at him in a fascinated manner, and opened his fish mouth to show a flattering smile, but he couldn't speak , I can only spit bubbles: male protagonist, you see, the sun is quite big, why don't we... let's speed up our pace and go back first?

It's best to quickly get him some water to put in a basin, otherwise, why don't we let him transform here?

Hao Hongyu lowered his eyes and glanced at him lazily, probably because he has been tossed by this fish so many times, his cleanliness automatically blocked this fish, otherwise what could he do?At this moment, there was still the uncomfortable feeling left by the other party when he was scurrying around on his body.

He calmly wiped off the water beads on his body and the back of his hands, and smiled towards the fish that was struggling to twist and turn over to rub against the thin layer of water: "The crabapple flowers in the mansion are blooming today. Excellent, how about... let's go shopping?"

Wu Zhou stared at the dead fish eyes, spitting out fish bubbles: No - yes!Gululu, I was wrong!Fish will die of thirst!

Hao Hongyu was in a great mood, hugging the wooden basin, watching the fish jumping in the wooden basin, and began to detour leisurely, walking as slowly as he wanted.

Wu Zhou lay on his stomach in the wooden basin, dipped the water beads on his body with his fins, stared quietly at the male lead's wicked behavior, and grinned: You forced me to do this.

So, in order to prevent himself from drying up and dying, a certain fish suffocated, leaped, and jumped to the lapel in front of Hao Hongyu, nagged the fish's mouth, flicked its tail hard, opened a hole and got in Going in, in order to create an effect, after he entered through Hao Hongyu's lapel, because the hero's underwear had already been taken off because it was dirty, so he was only wearing a coat at the moment. After the fish Wu Zhou entered, Making waves and wriggling, almost touching Hao Hongyu's skin made him feel the anger from the fish.

Hao Hongyu never thought that a fish would have such a strong desire for revenge. When he noticed Wu Zhou's movements, it was too late for him to react. He lowered his head and stiffened in disbelief, looking at the stupid fish writhing in his clothes: " !!!”

After burning incense, Wu Zhou turned into a human and sat on the table, shaking his legs and looking at the screen, he was desperately scrubbing the sticky feeling on his body after three washes. Yes, he went out and threw people out.

Wu Zhou found a piece of Hao Hongyu's outer robe from nowhere, and it was too big to wear on his body, so he simply tied it up in vain, revealing a pair of long legs, since they are all old men, there is no need to care about it, he He just held a pear in his hand and sighed while gnawing: "Oh my benefactor, you have washed this three times, do you want me to rub your back? Especially good at rubbing the back of the fish body. The fish scales draw a circle on the back, which is guaranteed to be like a massage. Benefactor, you are my benefactor. If you are willing, I will definitely not refuse... Do you want it? ?”

Hao Hongyu, who was patting soap horns, heard the fluttering and squeaking sound outside, and decided to ignore it completely.

So, after Hao Hongyu finally felt that the strange feeling left on his body was gone, when he came out, he saw that the fish demon not only ate his clothes and wore his clothes, but also laughed at him.

Hao Hongyu endured the twitching eyebrows and walked past him as if he didn't see Wu Zhou.

Wu Zhou was not happy anymore, picked up his own fish basin, the layer of water inside had disappeared long ago, and there was only an empty basin left, he clamped it under his arm, biting a pear and grinningly followed behind the male lead, watching The other party looked like he was holding back, and he was in a good mood: Who told him to make a promise with his body before, don't hide if you have the ability?He has to wash it three times every time he touches it. With such a serious cleanliness, you still want him to agree with you?

This guy is still a bachelor for the rest of his life.

Wu Zhou seems to know why the hero is still single at 28, and he doesn't even have a room, so that's fine. How clean is the other party? In such a big yard, there is not even a servant.

Wu Zhou followed Hao Hongyu all the way along the corridor and went back to the room in such a leisurely manner. After Hao Hongyu entered, he was about to close the door. Wu Zhou blocked it with a wooden basin, leaned against the door frame and laughed so hard that he didn't want to be beaten, and said in a protracted voice: "Benefactor , Didn’t you agree to make a promise with your body? Benefactor, are you afraid of me? You don’t let me enter the room. Does this mean you don’t want me to make a promise with your body? Or were you just teasing me before? "

Hao Hongyu looked at the shining light in the young man's eyes, originally at this time he directly said that he was indeed joking before, and that it was just one person and one demon.

But looking at the young man's sly eyes, there was a light of comprehension in them, obviously waiting for him to say yes.

But...he didn't say anything.

Hao Hongyu suddenly smiled under Wu Zhou's deliberate gaze, and took Wu Zhou's arm to bring him in: "Who said that? I just didn't get used to it at first. Since you, a fish monster, can't wait so impatiently, then I also You're welcome, just..."

Wu Zhou was still waiting for the male lead to subdue, but in the end, he was not convinced, he was pulled in by the male lead without paying attention, his arms tightened, and he was trapped at the door.

As soon as the door was closed, the surrounding light dimmed. In the hidden room, there was no one around, only a man and a fish. Wu Zhou looked at the man with a solemn face who looked down at him, and suddenly felt a sense of danger and uncertainty. : The hero is not playing for real, is he?

As soon as this idea came up, Hao Hongyu squinted his eyes and leaned closer, screaming in his heart to refuse, but in order to cure this nasty fish monster, he endured the discomfort, and the corners of his mouth raised, revealing a smile that Wu Zhou could not help but feel. Smiling unpredictably, seeing the boy's changed expression and the tense skin under his palms, he was finally satisfied and wanted to say something, when he saw a sudden flash of light in front of him, and after the clenched arms disappeared with the light, where was he? There is no boy left, only a fish held in the palm of his hand.

That slippery feeling...

Hao Hongyu: ...He, just, took a, oh, took a bath!