The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

One day, five years after Xiao Yinqi ascended the throne, the civil and military officials of the Great Xiao Dynasty discovered a major event.

This matter is also related to their wise and mighty emperor, who has been on the throne for five years.

Although the emperor has worked hard day and night for the country and the people these years, the emperor can't take himself seriously?

Even if you don't take yourself seriously, you should think about their Great Xiao Dynasty. How could the harem still be useless after five years of enthronement? What's the matter with discussing the government?

When the national teacher was enthroned by the emperor, he heard that he almost died, but he survived by luck. It took a lot of effort.

Maybe the national teacher's health is not good, otherwise why in the past five years, he has always asked his first disciple to hold annual sacrifices and pray for blessings and other matters?

But the emperor didn't understand the national teacher at all, and even dragged the national teacher to deal with state affairs at night, it was simply... "cruel and inhumane".

Therefore, a certain adult, relying on himself as a veteran, put forward this opinion in the court one day, hoping that in the future, the emperor would not only think about his own health but also the health of the national teacher, and would not revise the memorial to deal with the government affairs at night. Don't let the national teacher stay overnight.

It is said that some adults later said that the hall was quiet at that time, that was called a quiet, they thought how could the emperor respect Cui adults so much on weekdays, and would give him a bad face in front of civil and military officials.

Besides, in the past, as long as the proposal was reasonable and reasonable, the emperor would listen to it without saying a word, but that day, he didn't know that he had hit the emperor's tendon, and the emperor rejected it, and the rejection was very thorough.

Since the emperor could not stop the emperor from staying up late at night and devoting himself to death, the officials thought, maybe it is because the emperor has no heirs. If there were more concubines in the harem, the emperor would not spend all his thoughts on It's state affairs.

But it has been five years, and every time a courtier proposes to accept a concubine, the emperor finds all kinds of excuses to refuse, but every time he puts state affairs first, he just took the throne and doesn't want to be a foolish emperor.

The emperor has already said this, if they continue to say, they can't make the emperor a fool, can they?This matter was mentioned frequently in the first two years, but in the end they knew that the emperor would not agree, so they rested their minds.

But it's been five years!

If the emperor accepted concubines when he ascended the throne, the harem would have been extremely lively.

But the emperor didn't even have the slightest idea, not only that, he didn't even find that the emperor was interested in other people besides being interested in state affairs.

Naturally, they took the initiative to ignore the national teacher who had always been indifferent and innocent, and didn't think about it at all.

So... some ministers who thought too much went back and pondered, could it be that the emperor has some hidden disease?For fear of being found out, why did you keep refusing to accept your concubine?

Otherwise, how can a normal man who has already passed his thirties and is still an emperor have no interest in the affairs of men and women?

Somebody accidentally suggested it, and it quickly spread. In private, these courtiers thought it was possible the more they thought about it.

So, everyone thought about it and felt that if they were sick, they should be treated.

So everyone decided to eat and supplement first, let the emperor have this idea first, and then pick it out and start targeted treatment if it doesn't work.

So some ministers suggested that it is time to take supplements in autumn, and change the diet for the emperor. Xiao Yinqi didn't care about these things at all, and let them do whatever they wanted.

The consequence of this is...the emperor is still as stable as a clock, and even stays in the national teacher to stay overnight "discussing government affairs" more days.

The courtiers deliberated again and decided that after the calf, the emperor couldn't do it at all, so he could only bite the bullet and gritted his teeth, pushing Master Cui out and letting him speak.

Therefore, one afternoon on a certain day, Wu Zhou accompanied him to read in the imperial study, while Xiao Yinqi was correcting the memorial not far away, and Master Cui came.

When the eunuch reported, Xiao Yinqi wondered why Mr. Cui came here at this time?But I was also worried about whether there was something important, so I let people in.

When Master Cui came in, he was still a little guilty, afraid that this kind of thing would hurt the emperor's self-esteem as a man, but it's been five years, and it's okay not to mention it, the emperor can't just keep doing this, right?

As soon as Lord Cui gritted his teeth, he bit the bullet and went in. After he came in, he found that the national teacher was there, he hesitated for a while, but thinking that the national teacher was his own, maybe the national teacher could help him persuade the emperor, he still Can have a little confidence.

Lord Cui saluted first, and after hesitating for a while, he coughed softly, "I wonder if I want to say something to the emperor, can I let my father-in-law avoid it first?"

Xiao Yinqi gave Master Cui a strange look, but still waved his hand, the eunuch retreated first, leaving only Wu Zhou there.

Wu Zhou sensed Master Cui's restless and hesitant appearance as soon as he came in, thinking that something serious happened?

He also put the book aside, picked up a cup of tea and read it while drinking.Xiao Yinqi and other eunuchs closed the palace door, and then looked at Master Cui: "Tell me, what does Master Cui have to tell me?"

But after Xiao Yinqi asked this question, Master Cui fell silent instead, and stood there with his head down, his wrinkled face was wrinkled into a chrysanthemum. With a sound, he bit the bullet and said: "Yes, it's like this... The old minister feels that if you have something to do with the emperor, it's better to solve it as soon as possible. After all, there are some things that will not be effective if you procrastinate, but will affect the result. Although this kind of matter is not pleasant to say on the surface, it must be resolved sooner or later. Otherwise, it will be bad for the emperor and Da Xiao. Therefore, you should not continue to insist, Your Majesty. "

"Huh?" Xiao Yinqi was confused, "Master Cui, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"

Master Cui feels that the emperor has reached this point, why is he still unwilling to recognize the reality?It's wrong to still hide it...

So Master Cui lifted up his robe and knelt down: "Your Majesty, don't shy away from medical treatment. If you are sick, the old minister will never reveal a word about it."

"I...are sick? How come I don't know about it?" What else is there to avoid medical treatment? He is not sick, so what is the disease?What doctor do you want to see?

Xiao Yinqi had a headache, so he said directly: "Lord Cui, just say what you want to say, I don't understand such a baffling one, if you don't want to say it, then go out of the palace, I still have a memorial to approve."

Wu Zhou also looked at it strangely, the emperor's body was as bony as an animal plowing the field, especially during this period of time, I don't know what kind of nerves this guy has, he could control it before, these days always keep him When he came down, he refused to stay in his bedroom, so he ran to the National Teacher Hall in the middle of the night, so shameless.

so sick?How could he not believe it?

Wu Zhou also wanted to hear what's wrong with Xiao Yinqi, so he took another sip and waited for Master Cui to continue.

Master Cui heard it unbelievable, why would the emperor refuse to admit that he is sick?He gritted his teeth: Your majesty, you forced the old minister to say this. Originally, the old minister didn't want to say it so bluntly, but since you, the emperor...you have been hiding it like this, so don't blame the old minister.

So, Master Cui braved his face. Anyway, he has nothing to say at this age, "Your majesty, I know that you are not good at certain aspects, which is why you have not treated the harem at all since you took the throne five years ago." I don’t care. But if you are sick, you can treat it. You can’t do it publicly, but you can treat it in private, right? Although it’s a small matter not to mention it, it’s a big deal when it gets bigger!”

Wu Zhou was drinking water. At the beginning, he couldn't believe it and felt that it was definitely not what he thought, but he didn't expect that Wu Zhou couldn't help but coughed suddenly after Master Cui's words came out. , almost choked himself, covered his mouth and coughed: "cough cough cough..." Hahahaha, won't your Highness lift?What did His Highness do to Master Cui to make him feel that he didn't want to raise it?

Xiao Yinqi's entire face turned green, he gritted his teeth and stared at Master Cui speechless, especially when he saw Wu Zhou shaking his shoulders while suppressing a smile, especially that gloating expression, it was amazing to see He gritted his teeth, and supported his forehead with a headache: "Master Cui, you, think, too much! I, no, that problem!"

Master Cui thought that Xiao Yinqi's expression was poked at the man's self-esteem, and sighed: "Your Majesty, don't lie to the old minister, the old minister knows it all. You said it's okay, but now it's autumn, and I ate so much before. More tonic medicine, this harem is empty, you don't think you have the slightest thought of accepting a concubine, your majesty, not only that, think about it yourself, your majesty, except for this period of time, you are pulling the national teacher all day and dealing with government affairs in the middle of the night Besides, do you think of anything else? You are so innocent and ignorant, is this not serious?"

Xiao Yinqi: "..."

Wu Zhou: "..."

Now not only Xiao Yinqi, but also Wu Zhou's face turned green, especially when he heard what Mr. Cui said to be nourishing, especially "leading the national teacher to deal with the government affairs in the middle of the night", how could this guy deal with the government affairs.

Wu Zhou silently raised his hand to cover his face, coughed softly, and decided to leave quickly.

Xiao Yinqi saw Wu Zhou's thoughts, and said directly: "What do you think, the national teacher? I don't think so, too?" Especially the last two words, he almost gritted his teeth.

Wu Zhou lowered his eyes, otherwise he would not be able to help laughing out loud. When he calmed down, he raised his eyes, looked at Xiao Yinqi solemnly, and then met Master Cui's expectant eyes, pondered for a while, and coughed softly , Seriously said: "If the emperor really has a hidden disease, then... really don't hide the disease from the doctor."

Master Cui immediately seemed to have found the backbone: "The national teacher is absolutely right!"

Xiao Yinqi: "Say, yes, extremely, yes?" He glanced at Wu Zhou faintly, making a joke of me, right?Wait for me tonight.

Wu Zhou: "..." It's over, it's over.

Wu Zhou ran away quickly, leaving Xiao Yinqi alone to face Master Cui's nagging.

Xiao Yinqi was pestered by Lord Cui all afternoon, and finally sent him away.

Immediately after Wu Zhou returned to the National Teacher Hall, he asked his senior disciple to hang a sign at the door: The National Teacher is in retreat, and no one is allowed to disturb him.

As a result, someone still entered Wu Zhou's room in the middle of the night. Wu Zhou had already rested, and he noticed something vigilantly. When he opened his eyes, he saw Xiao Yinqi pressing down on him and looking down at him with green eyes. Guang: "I won't do it? How can I not know the national teacher? Hmm?"

Wu Zhou coughed lowly, and answered the wrong question: "Didn't I write that no one should disturb me?"

Xiao Yinqi: "Yes, no one is allowed."

Wu Zhou: "Then His Highness is still coming?"

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yinqi said directly: "A Zhou only said that no 'people' are allowed to disturb, but I am not a human being."

Wu Zhou: "..." It was the first time he saw someone scolding himself for being inhuman.

As a result, I heard the guy say: "I am the emperor of the real dragon, the real dragon, no, yes, man."

Wu Zhou: "..." Your majesty, you lost face, do you still want it?