The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

For a long time, Xiao Yun lowered his eyes, and the deep light in his phoenix pupils flashed by, but when he raised his head, he regained his gentleness, his long eyelashes trembled, his thin lips moved, and he faintly uttered a word: "...Marry. "

Wu Zhou's paws were still resting on the back of Xiao Yunxian's hands, and he sat up straight when he heard this: "Really?"

Mr. Xiao is still so foolish, he can already imagine that if that stinky shameless person knows that he has become his wife, Wu Zhou suddenly feels that his sacrifice is too worthwhile, and holds Xiao Yunxian with his "affectionate" hands. Holding his hand, he grinned with a big smile: "This is what you said, master. If that's the case, then I'm going to the barracks tomorrow morning. Would you like to come with me?"

Wu Zhou was still worried, what if Mr. Xiao still refused to leave Xujiacun?

Xiao Yunxian lowered his eyes, covering the deep light in his eyes, and when he raised his eyes, he also showed an extremely gentle smile: "Of course... I am willing. But..."

"But?" Wu Zhou's heart skipped a beat, he wouldn't regret it again.

Xiao Yunxian lowered his eyes: "Although I agreed, but I have to leave tomorrow morning, I'm afraid I won't be able to get married for the time being, but it's a paper marriage contract. First make a marriage contract, and wait until we go to the military camp and the war is over before making a marriage contract." How are you?"

Wu Zhou was stunned for a moment, this was the same as what he thought, he was just talking, how could he really dare to marry, of course he was willing, besides, if his wife really became the emperor in the future, he would not be able to marry a man Yes, Wu Zhou felt relieved when he thought of this.

But for some reason, I always felt that something was weird, but this strangeness was diluted by Master Xiao's joy of leaving Xujiacun, and he nodded immediately, "Of course I have no objection, Master, I will help you clean up!" After finishing speaking, loose He ran away in a flash.

Xiao Yunxian squinted his eyes, looking at the young man who was so happy that he almost jumped up, his phoenix eyes narrowed, and a deep smile flashed within: If you become his man, you can never escape.

Wu Zhou didn't know that he had sent himself into the pit with his foot. As he was cleaning up, a voice sounded in his mind: "Congratulations to the host for completing the main task 1 and obtaining a mysterious item, which can save the host's life in times of crisis; start the main task 2 : Assist the hero to ascend the throne."

Wu Zhou: "..." He paused, listening to the mechanical sound of the system, he had a headache: What is a mysterious item?Can you tell me exactly what it is?

System: "Can't."

Wu Zhou narrowed his eyes: Are you planning to do something?You can save my life, don't tell me, going to the barracks is still life-threatening?

System: "This... is just a function introduction, maybe it's not used?"

Wu Zhou: Do you think I'm stupid?If it's useless, would you be willing to give it to a stingy one?

System: "This system is very generous."

Wu Zhou: Oh?Do you believe it yourself?When something happens, I will never find it if I look for this broken system.

System: "..." Can it be blamed?If it wasn't for being tricked so badly last time, who would dare to speak up with experience this time?

The system said seriously: "Don't worry about the host, our system will not cheat you once."

Wu Zhou rubbed his chin, thinking that this system is quite reliable at first, but then he thought about it and rolled his eyes: It won't be tricked once, but it will be tricked countless times, right?

system:"…………"

Wu Zhou felt the system that was escaping quickly, and twisted his hand bones, not to let him catch the opportunity.

At this moment, a body was suddenly stuck behind him, and Wu Zhou froze. When did Master become so bold and enthusiastic?This is not in line with the master's style.

As a result, the outer robe in his hand was taken away, and the gentle voice of the master came from behind his ear: "If you are tired, Xiaozhou, I'll clean it up myself."

Wu Zhou lowered his head, only to realize that he was just annoyed by the system, and he happened to be holding the robe again in his hand. His body is already strong, so... the sleeves of a good robe were unknowingly taken by him. Pull one down.

Wu Zhou: "..."

Wu Zhou immediately felt guilty, but then he thought of his current status, straightened his back, turned around, took the clothes from Master Xiao, threw them away, and waved: "Buy! Buy a new one! Husband? Torn clothes for you to wear?"

Xiao Yunxian: "..." Husband?Very well, little bastard, you wait.

So, when Wu Zhou woke up early the next morning, he found that Xiao Yunxian had already woken up, and he was still not sober after taking breakfast after washing up.He had a nightmare last night. He always felt half-dream and half-awake, as if someone was holding his breath, especially in the dream, he always dreamed that the pervert was smiling at him, making his whole body hairy.

When he woke up early, his lips were a little red, but not swollen. Mr. Xiao has a thin skin, so he probably touched it accidentally while sleeping.

Just after the meal was finished, Wu Zhou was about to take out the prepared mask, but Xiao Yunxian handed over something first.

Wu Zhou was stunned for a moment, and took it over: "What?" But after seeing the two words on the top, Wu Zhou widened his eyes: "Marriage, marriage certificate?"

Master Xiao raised his eyebrows when he heard this: "Xiaozhou, do you recognize these two characters?"

Wu Zhou immediately sat up straight, and laughed dryly: "I only know these two, I met them in the town before... I know a few others, like these... this is my name, and Your..." Wu Zhou felt guilty and almost revealed his secrets.

Xu Erzhou couldn't read, at most he learned from Master Xiao for a while.

Xiao Yunxian glanced at him calmly, but didn't say anything. There was still a gentle smile between his brows and eyes: "Last night, I said that the marriage contract should be settled first. I thought that I am better at writing this in Xujia Village. , I went to the village head to be a witness early in the morning, and the village head has already signed, Xiao Zhou, you should also sign, so our marriage contract will come into force."

Wu Zhou touched Mr. Xiao impulsively last night. After sleeping all night, he always felt that he was digging a hole for himself from time to time. He thought that Mr. Xiao was thin-skinned. ...Master Xiao moved so fast!

Wu Zhou looked at the writing brush that Xiao Yunxian stuffed over, and his heart trembled: Why does he think this is so like a contract of prostitution?

Xiao Yun watched Wu Zhou's hesitant movements, lowered his eyes, his long eyelashes covered him, his handsome face gradually turned pale, and his voice lowered: "Xiao Zhou, do you...do you regret it?"

Hearing the sad voice, Wu Zhou's heart trembled, he was so tempted, even if he really sold it, he had to bite the bullet and hold on, not to mention, he would be a heartless person if he teased him irresponsibly, he gritted his teeth: "How is it possible? ? I just... think about how Xu Erzhou wrote it? I kind of... forgot."

Wu Zhou was just looking for an excuse, but the next moment he saw Master Xiao take out a box of ink pads from his arms, "Then fingerprinting is also possible."

Wu Zhou: "..." Master's preparation... is really complete.

Why does he feel that something is weird?But looking at the clear and pure phoenix eyes of the man across from him, Wu Zhou suppressed the doubts in his heart, and the left and right were already planning to sacrifice, so they signed it.

Xiao Yunxian watched Wu Zhou with a smile on his face, put it away carefully, and then handed the other one with the date of birth to Wu Zhou.

Wu Zhou put it away in a daze, lowered his head, glanced inadvertently, just because he said the word "marriage letter", he almost revealed his secrets, Wu Zhou's attention was attracted and he didn't look at it, now he lowered his head and took a closer look, My whole body was agitated: Isn't it?Why did the bride column become him?

Wu Zhou opened his mouth to ask, but looking at Mrs. Xiao's back, he almost revealed his secrets when he thought of the two words in the marriage letter before, how can he know so many words now?

Wu Zhou thought that Master Xiao must have made a typo, right?But both of them are men, so there is no difference. Besides... the master will become the emperor in the future, so there is no business for him. After thinking about it, kick him in the arms, let's talk about it at that time.

Xiao Yun accidentally caught a glimpse of this scene in his spare time, and the corners of his mouth curled up.

Wu Zhou waited for Xiao Yunxian to prepare everything properly, then took out the mask given by the man with the scar, and handed it to Master Xiao: "Put this on, and don't let anyone see you except me. s face."

Xiao Yunxian pretended not to know: "This is...why?"

Wu Zhou grinned, and thought of a good reason last night, reached out to hold Master Xiao's hand, and looked at him affectionately: "What else can it be? This...isn't it Master, you are born with the unparalleled Yes, what if someone else sees it and snatches you away? When I think of this, I can't help being frightened, Master, are you willing to wear it for me?"

Wu Zhou couldn't help shaking after he finished speaking, it was too nasty, and his sacrifice was simply too great.

He originally thought that Master Xiao would definitely be blushed by what he said, but in the end, Master Xiao just froze for a moment, took the mask from his hand, and put it on.

With the frivolous mask with cicada wings on his face, when Xiao Yunxian raised his head again, his original handsome appearance was replaced by an ordinary face. dull.

But Wu Zhou couldn't help being stunned when he watched. For some reason, he always felt that after his face was covered, he only looked at those eyes, and he felt familiar.

Wu Zhou shook his head, thinking that he has been with Xiao Fuzi for so long, so he must be familiar with it.

Wu Zhou restrained his thoughts, saw that the time was almost up, and left the yard with Xiao Yunxian, because he was afraid that the villagers would feel strange, he prepared a mask in advance, and covered the lower half of Xiao Yunxian's face on the grounds of causing the wind and cold .

Xiao Yunxian was about to leave with Wu Zhou, and the villagers in Xujia Village were stunned. Fortunately, Wu Zhou had already received a letter from the scarred face and would arrange for another teacher to come over. The village chief didn't say anything else, and the villagers Yiyi Reluctant to give up, I kept sending them out for a mile or two, and refused to go back.

In the end, Wu Zhou gritted his teeth and got on his horse. Because Master Xiao didn't know how to ride a horse, the two of them rode together. Originally, Wu Zhou wanted Master Xiao to sit in front and hug him, but when Master Xiao came up, he sat on him. Behind him, she put her arms around his waist.

Wu Zhou thought about it, so he didn't say much, and the horse-riding party left.

This time, besides the man with the scar, there was also the young man whom he had met before, that is, Xun Jia, the son of the state capital.

He and Master Xiao shared a ride and walked behind, followed by a few attendants, and in front were the man with the scar and Xun Jia. Can't figure it out, he can still understand that Vice General Wu took that kid away, after all, the other party really has two brushes in his skills, and he is a talent to make.

But what is the use of the Master?You came here too?He had never heard of bringing one into the barracks and bringing a bottle of oil along with it.

Probably because the other party's eyes are too obvious, the man with the scar has an ugly face, but he has a fierce face, and he usually has a stern face, but it is not so obvious. Just as he was about to make a sound, he heard someone driving a horse behind him. He approached, narrowed his eyes, and lazily glanced at the son of the state capital: "Mr. Xun, you keep looking back, what are you looking at?"

Xun Jia didn't bother to talk to such a young man, but Vice General Wu was at the side, he was chosen by the other party, and he reluctantly responded: "It's nothing, just thinking about where to find a place for Master Xiao in the barracks Okay? After all, the other party is a scholar. If he can’t lift his hands or carry it on his shoulders, he will definitely not be able to go to the battlefield. Let me think about it... I heard that Huotouying is good, why don’t the master go there? Hey, look at me What I said, I didn't mean to belittle the master, but whoever told you...you are a scholar who is useless."

The other party didn't belittle it when he said it, which is beyond the point, which one is not?

The scarred man's eyes darkened, but he still restrained himself in the end. The master's current identity cannot be revealed, and this is the son of the state capital. If he killed him, he might become suspicious.

But this tone...

Before Deputy General Wu could figure out what to do, he heard the boy suddenly exclaim, and everyone's attention was attracted. Looking at the boy, he saw the boy covering his mouth and suddenly looked up and down exaggeratedly. The man took a few glances before shaking his head, which made the man frown.

Unexpectedly, after the other party finished doing this, he drove the horse back again, looking at the sky and the ground but not at the man.

The man's face darkened: "What are you talking about? Am I wrong?"

Wu Zhou: "Is it a scholar who is useless?"

The man was enraged by the other party's gaze just now: "Isn't it? Besides knowing a few words, what else can he do? What else can he do besides lighting a fire?"

"Except...how many words?" Wu Zhou shook his head, and looked at the man up and down, "It's a pity to be so rebellious, unfaithful, and unfilial at such a young age."

The man became completely angry: "Which eye of yours saw that I was disloyal and unfilial? Stop talking nonsense."

Wu Zhou: "I don't have any eyes to see it, but I heard it. If you say you are unfilial, you even scolded your own father. Isn't it unfilial?"

"When did I scold my father?"

"Just now... Tsk, you are young and your memory is not good. It's a pity that your father has no successors."

"You..." The man gritted his teeth. If Vice General Wu wasn't here, he would have found someone to kill this kid.

"Isn't it? You also said just now that the useless is a scholar. If I remember correctly, your father is also a scholar, right? Back then, he was also called a scholar, a scholar, and you scolded your own father, didn't you?" Unfilial? There are so many scholars in the world, and you have scolded them over and over, saying they are useless. After all, the current emperor is also a scholar, and he does not know martial arts. You even dare to scold the emperor. Already?" Wu Zhou clicked his lips together, and forced to pull a big hat for the man and buckle it down. The man's face turned pale on the spot, and he stared at him: "You don't want to talk nonsense! Where...how dare I ..."

Wu Zhou seemed to be frightened by him, and shrank back: "Look! You still threaten me, don't you want me to say it, you are disrespectful to the emperor, in fact... don't you have Do you have the heart to rebel?"

Man: "..." He had a mouthful of old blood in his throat, and he just said, "You are a scholar who is useless." How did this man think that he had the intention of treason?If this spreads to the emperor's ears, will he survive?

Wu Zhou shrank his shoulders in fear: "My lord, you know people and face but don't know your heart, you...you must remind Your Majesty to be careful."

Man: "..." He hurriedly looked at the man with the scar: "My lord, I have no intention of disobedience, don't listen to his nonsense!"

The man with the scar had already heard what Wu Zhou wanted to do, so he sullenly didn't say much, just looked him up and down, and suddenly sneered.

This smile almost made the man lose his soul: "Master..."

The man with the scar: "It seems that when I get to the state capital, I have to ask the master of the state capital carefully."

The man was terrified: This, is this a letter?How on earth is this believed? !

So along the way, the man calmed down and didn't dare to look around at all. He was terrified and explained repeatedly, but the man with the scar just said: wait until the state capital.

The man was so angry all the way, he stared at Wu Zhou bitterly, met Wu Zhou's innocent face, and clenched his hands tightly, but he couldn't beat this kid, and he couldn't do black hands in front of Deputy General Wu.

I had no choice but to bite the bullet and knocked on the door of an inn that night when I was resting in an inn. I apologized in person and wanted Wu Zhou to explain.

As a result, I was directly slammed...

Wu Zhou lay on the table in the side room of the inn and looked at the figure who left angrily, covering his stomach with a smile: Damn, people who dare to bully him can't scare him to death.

In fact, it was just a matter of one sentence. If someone is smart, he may soon realize that his words are not convincing at all, but the bad thing is that they care about this matter. Had it not been for this matter, the emperor might have become suspicious, and he would not be able to clean himself up by jumping into the Yellow River.

So this feeling of panic made them forget that Wu Zhou's nonsense was untenable, but there was a man with a scar on the side who cooperated and acted real, which deepened the degree of belief of the son of the state capital. Did he really have this meaning in what he said... When he realized later, the day lily was cold, and they had already gone to the barracks.

While Wu Zhou was having fun, he inadvertently raised his head and saw that the Master beside him was staring at him, looking down at him with gentle eyebrows and eyes, which made Wu Zhou's claws itch. He leaned over and pushed Master Xiao's hand with his shoulder: "Is your husband powerful?"

A strange light flashed slightly in Xiao Yunxian's pupils: "Wow, bad."

Wu Zhou raised his eyebrows proudly, his self-esteem was greatly satisfied, look, his wife still needs to be protected by him, otherwise, he will always be bullied, how can this be done.

The paw couldn't help but rest on the back of Mr. Xiao's hand, rubbed it a few times, and patted his chest: "Master, don't worry, with your husband here, I guarantee that no one will dare to bully you."

Xiao Yunxian looked at the young man's extremely bright eyebrows, lowered his eyes, and watched the other party's movement of holding his hand, the corners of his mouth raised, and a light flashed in his eyes.

Wu Zhou avenged his wife. He was in a great mood and fell asleep happily. But he slept until midnight, feeling like a stone was pressed on his body.

Wu Zhou opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a word pressed on his body. He was so frightened that he quickly punched him, but someone grabbed his wrist and pressed it directly on the top of his head. In the darkness, he heard the man's low voice The laughter came, and before Wu Zhou recovered, the man kissed him.

After the other party finished kissing, Wu Zhou felt that half his life was about to die, and he gritted his teeth angrily: "How did you change back? The master is not injured!" Damn it, careless, how did this pervert appear? ?His wife won't be... dangerous, right?

As a result, the man didn't seem to have heard his words at all. He rubbed the corner of his mouth with his fingertips, moved closer, and said in a hoarse voice: "Is your husband powerful?"

Wu Zhou: "Awesome you, sir! Return the master quickly..."

The man continued to laugh lowly.

Wu Zhou struggled for a while, but didn't struggle to move away. Suddenly, he paused. For some reason, he always felt that the sentence the other party asked just now sounded familiar.

He suddenly understood, isn't this what he said to his master before going to bed at night? "You, what do you mean?"

The man moved closer: "Don't you want to be my husband? I won't come out to see you now."

Wu Zhou's heart trembled: "..." You can't even say this title, can you?This guy is really a pervert, right?Even this can stimulate?

The man's fingers ran down his chin: "Why don't you keep shouting?"

Wu Zhou swallowed his saliva: "It's not enough if I stop shouting..."

The man looked down at him and raised his eyebrows: "What? You want to run away after taking advantage? There is no such thing as cheap in this world."

Wu Zhou struggled a bit, unable to fight, he could only admit defeat: "Then what do you want?"

The man smiled: "It's nothing, you say it a few times, then call it back."

Wu Zhou: "..."Ning, death, no, Qu!

The man seemed to feel his thoughts, and laughed softly, laughing until Wu Zhou's scalp went numb, "Then...you can change it to substance."

Wu Zhou didn't come back to his senses for a while: What's the essence?

As a result, the opponent's hand had already left his neck and began to penetrate into his robe. Wu Zhou immediately understood what the opponent meant, and was so frightened that his soul almost flew away: pervert!He almost yelled quickly, but his voice was like a gnat, and he yelled that he was not well.

However, the man was so good that he was so good: "Hey, isn't it better to die than surrender?"

Wu Zhou: "..."