The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

When Wu Zhou returned to the tent, he opened the curtain, and saw the dark and handsome face of the man in front of the table, who was flipping a book at random, and some wild flowers were scattered in front of him, which was out of place with the whole tent.

Wu Zhou looked at the dark face of the other party, and was in a great mood. He sat on the opposite side leisurely, and deliberately dragged out his voice, "I didn't expect Master to be so careless. Where did this wild flower... come from?"

Xiao Yunxian raised his head and glanced at him lightly: "Oh, someone sent you a flower of love."

Wu Zhou choked for a moment: He made a promise, he grinned and pretended to be angry with him, right?Are you in a bad mood?Do you really want to beat someone up?

He tilted his head, and smiled softly: "Really? I don't look like it. Whoever sends love flowers gives this. After all, who would give flowers to a man? No matter how you look at it, it looks like ..." He looked at the other party meaningfully.

Xiao Yunxian just pretended he didn't see it, picked up those wild flowers, and sniffed them: "Things are not important, what is important is your heart. After all, there is no such saying, gifts are less important than affection, and this flower delivery I understand the 'mind' of the person you are in, and I will definitely live up to it, after all, the two of us will live on for a long time, right?"

Wu Zhou: "..." Who wants to be with you for a long time?

Wu Zhou didn't bother to talk to him, no matter how powerful his mouth is, don't be so dark if he has the ability?Wu Zhou was afraid that Xiao Yunxian would play tricks, so he quickly finished his lunch and ran to the school field to continue training. He thought Xiao Yunxian would stop him from embarrassment, but he calmly seemed to be really happy to receive those flowers.

Wu Zhou was in a very good mood, and he could probably think of the anger that the other party was holding back. When the evening training was over, he took the time to ask the younger brother who had just been recruited under him to give it to him again.

When Wu Zhou returned to the tent again, it was completely dark. He sang a little song and went in. The man was still very calm. When he saw him coming in, he smiled at him, and said in a gentle voice, "Are you back?"

Wu Zhou trembled with fright at the gentle and smiling appearance of the other party: Isn't it too exciting?Stimulation crazy?

Wu Zhou laughed dryly, and quickly took a basin to wash up. When he came back, the man had already rested.

Wu Zhou was surprised, he seemed to be really angry. He looked at the bulging brocade and walked over: "Are you really angry? I..."

It's just that before Wu Zhou could finish his sentence, suddenly there was a blur in front of him, and then his wrist was grabbed. After a while, Wu Zhou struggled quickly, but was subdued by his wrist, and when he broke back, he felt The wrists were entangled, and the next moment, even the ankles were tied.

Wu Zhou gritted his teeth, "What are you doing?"

Immediately afterwards, the brocade that was originally covered was lifted, and his eyes lit up. Wu Zhou looked down at himself whose hands and feet were bound, and then at the man lying on his side. When he met the man's deep phoenix eyes, his heart fluttered. He paused, feeling an ominous premonition, and said calmly, "What are you doing?"

Xiao Yunxian raised his hand and touched his side face, with a smile on his lips: "My husband has sincerely sent flowers to show his heart. I am grateful, so I naturally want to thank you, right? After thinking about it , I can’t even repay my husband’s love, why not... just promise with your body? Huh?"

Following the last rising sound of the other party, Wu Zhou's scalp tingled, and the ominous premonition grew stronger. Why did the other party's two words make him so weak, Wu Zhou reluctantly pulled the corner of his mouth: "Yes, I have something to say! "Why is he plucking the hair on the tiger's head for nothing?

"Easy to say? It's unnecessary to say, it's better to start directly..." The man said, his fingertips tended to go down.

Wu Zhou was completely discouraged: "I was wrong, I was wrong, listen to me, I did this for a reason, but for your sake."

Xiao Yunxian raised his eyebrows: "For my sake? Let a group of little guys call me sister-in-law and give me this, is it for my sake? Well then, I will also think about Xiaozhou, since you owe me so much Qiang, if you don't hesitate to tell everyone 'I'm yours', then I can't let you down, right? Come on, I'll 'serve and serve' you, okay?"

Wu Zhou: "..." Not good at all!

When Xiao Yunxian leaned over to press down, Wu Zhou turned his head and avoided his lips. The other party landed on his neck, and he was anxious: "Hey, I'm serious, do you want to listen?"

"Listen, you say what you want, I'll do mine, and we won't delay each other." Xiao Yun moved his hands and feet, Wu Zhou was completely irritable, and he just grabbed his arm. With his strength, he still couldn't get away from the situation. The rope, in the end, he really didn't break free.

Wu Zhou: "...what the hell is this?" How is it possible?

Probably seeing what he was thinking, the corner of Xiao Yunxian's mouth twitched: "Unfortunately, this is what I used to tie up those enemy generals with good internal strength back then. It can withstand a thousand catties of strength. I didn't expect... After five years, it still has this purpose, and the boat is tied up, so it still has a special feeling."

Xiao Yunxian squeezed his chin, and smiled meaningfully, but Wu Zhou just wanted to curse, but he couldn't resist, so he could only admit cowardice: "It's not enough for me to apologize to you, besides, I haven't forgiven you for lying to me. , if you dare to act recklessly, I will leave tomorrow, and from now on you will follow your Yangguan Road, and I will cross my single-plank bridge!"

Wu Zhou's dark eyes stared at someone, and he couldn't believe that this guy really dared to mess around.

Sure enough, Xiao Yunxian fell silent, but he was not reconciled, pressed him down and kissed him for a while, and completely recovered the cost of the whole day's depression in his heart, and then let him go: "Speak."

Wu Zhou glanced at him quietly, and muttered softly: "Old rascal."

Xiao Yunxian raised his eyebrows, "What are you talking about?" Do you think he is old?

Wu Zhou immediately sat up straight: "I didn't say anything, you kissed me, and you let go of your anger, should you let go?"

Xiao Yunxian: Who is to blame whom?

Seeing that the other party was unmoved, Wu Zhou lowered his eyes and pursed his lower lip: "Hand hurts."

Xiao Yunxian was helpless. He must have owed this little bastard in his previous life. He leaned over and untied the rope gently. The next moment, the person in front of him jumped a few meters away and sat at a table not far away. beside.

Xiao Yunxian laughed back angrily: "Why hide? Can I still eat you?"

Wu Zhou really thought so. The guy’s posture just now really made him feel unsafe, especially on the bed, which was even more unsafe. He sat up straight and deliberately said with a serious face: "To talk about business, you must have business." attitude."

Xiao Yunxian had a headache, but in the end he really didn't intend to force it, he just wanted to scare and frighten him. What he wanted was for the two to spend their lives happily together, not for a moment of greed, otherwise, with his ability, the other party would have no chance of resisting at all.

Xiao Yunxian walked over and sat down opposite him. It was still rare to see such a serious Wu Zhou: "Come on, why are you asking them to call me sister-in-law for my own sake?" He wanted to see what this little thing was doing. round lie.

Wu Zhou really thought about it from the very beginning. From knowing the identity of the other party, although he was angry that the other party lied to him, he calmed down, but found that this was the best way for him and for the task. in a good way.

The master's personality is a sub-personality, absolutely inferior to the master's personality, and will be completely replaced one day. Instead, if the two personalities merge, at least the master still exists.

As far as the task is concerned, although I don't want to admit it, the master is indeed too weak to be an emperor, and the opponent has no ambitions, but Yun Zongli is different. The opponent is a general. With this ability, the chance is even greater.

So after calming down, Wu Zhou came up with such an idea.

After Wu Zhou sorted out what he wanted to say in his mind, he said slowly, "Have you thought about how to get back your military power these days?" The attitude of the other party, I am afraid that the other party's confidants have been replaced or suppressed.

Xiao Yunxian probably didn't expect the other party to say this, but he didn't intend to hide it from him: "I raised a group of private soldiers back then. It was only for emergency needs, but now it just happens to be needed. A few days ago, Wu Yong Do it, and soon those people will be recruited as recruits."

Wu Zhou was stunned for a moment: "Recruit? Is there going to be a war?" Generally speaking, unless there is going to be a war, recruits will not be recruited in large numbers.

Xiao Yunxian glanced at Wu Zhou in surprise: "Yes, the situation was not very stable five years ago. At that time, I had just won a battle, and I could only suppress the enemy country for a few years. I originally wanted to think of other ways later. Thoroughly cut the weeds and eradicated the roots, completely pulled out the hidden dangers. Unexpectedly... before he had time to make a move, he was tricked by... that person.

In the past five years, I have been missing, and my life and death are uncertain. The other party who has not fought for so long is also waiting for an opportunity.A few days ago, I got the news that there was a change in the DPRK and China. The other party will definitely seize this opportunity and attack in one fell swoop. The war between the two countries will begin. These years, the three armies are like a mess. In order to consolidate his power, the man disrupted the whole situation. The soldiers I valued before were all demoted for various reasons. There was not enough manpower. Once the fighting started, new recruits would definitely need to be recruited. "

At that time, when people come in, those people are people he can absolutely trust, and it is also his chance to make a comeback.

Wu Zhou didn't expect that the other party had planned so much in such a short period of time: "How many private soldiers have you raised?"

Xiao Yunxian glanced at him: "Not much."

Wu Zhou's expression became serious: "Five thousand?"

Xiao Yunxian shook his head.

Wu Zhou thought to himself, right? "The three thousand?"

Xiao Yunxian continued to shake his head.

Wu Zhou leaned back: "Aren't you? You don't even have three thousand, so what are you doing?"

A smile flashed across Xiao Yunxian's eyes: "When will I say less than three thousand?"

"Then I ask you, you shake your head..." Wu Zhou muttered.

The smile in Xiao Yunxian's eyes grew stronger: "I naturally shook my head when you asked the wrong question."

Wu Zhou: "How much is that?"

Xiao Yunxian made a hand gesture, Wu Zhou looked at the three fingers, he guessed it... eh, no, the other party said it wasn't three thousand, that was... what did he think, he was dumbfounded: "Don't tell I am [-]?"

As a result, the person opposite really dared to nod.

Wu Zhou gritted his teeth: "You still said that you have no idea about the throne. You have raised 1000 private soldiers. How did you hide there and not find it?" It's too evil, right?

Xiao Yunxian took a deep look at him: "I really have no idea, those soldiers were not raised overnight, they were raised many years ago, starting from my grandfather, and it was just to save a way out for self-protection. If something happens, at least there will be a chance, it’s just that I’m useless.”

Wu Zhou was stunned. It has been three generations, so no wonder... But with so many people, Wu Zhou's eyes lit up: "You plan to just show up with your soldiers? But have you ever thought of a better way?" Methods?"

Looking at the shining light in the other party's eyes, Xiao Yunxian felt a little itchy in his heart and his fingers: "Oh? What's a better way?"

Wu Zhou couldn't help leaning forward: "In the past few days, I have tried it out. You are like a god in the hearts of these soldiers. If so, why don't you make good use of it? I'm afraid you have seen it too. Although some of them are indeed capable, they are like a mess of loose sand. If there is a real fight, I am afraid it will be...the one who is abused." Not only is it abused, it is likely that there will be no return.

Although Wu Zhou didn't know when exactly what happened in the imperial court, but just thinking about it, it was clear that from the emperor's attitude towards Yun Zonglai, the loyal ministers of the three generations also suspected that they would be killed if they said they were harmed, but the other party was suspicious, which represented the other party's temper That's it.

A suspicious person, it is impossible for him to only suspect Yun Zongyi. He is afraid that many people in the court seem to have ended up with Yun Zongyi in the past. Now the enemy country can feel that the time has come, and it seems that the court is also in jeopardy.

But if at this time, there is a hope... Xiao Yunxian's becoming the emperor is also expected by everyone, and he will not bear a bad name.

"So, have you ever thought about showing up and not showing up at the beginning, but letting others know you in another way?" Wu Zhou asked.

Xiao Yunxian frowned: "What does this mean?"

Wu Zhou said: "You are wearing a mask now, no one knows who you are, I spread this, are you mine, or a helpless military doctor called sister-in-law, even if those people suspect No one will suspect you. In this way, when you go out with the army, at a critical moment, someone with you will show up to turn the tide, kill every single one of the enemy army, and then use another Leaving in a more mysterious way..."

In this way, when those people need help the most, they will appear when those people are most in need of help, and rescue them in distress. Now, taking the time to let the other party come back is more popular than simply coming back like this.

Xiao Yunxian naturally understood the meaning of the other party, and there was a light flickering in the bottom of the phoenix eyes: "But what is the mysterious way you said?"

Wu Zhou said: "You will know when the time comes."

His dark eyes rolled around, and the so-called mysterious item flashed through his mind. If he didn't make use of it, how could he be worthy of the system being so pitiful?

Xiao Yunxian looked at the young man who was close at hand. He didn't know what he was thinking of, his eyes were smiling, and his whole body seemed to be shining. He looked at the boy's eyes, as if he could suck his whole body in. Shen's phoenix eyes looked at the other party, and his voice was hoarse and soft: "Xiaozhou helped me so much, then I want...how can I thank you?"

Wu Zhou was amused by the opponent's getting closer and closer: Come again?Let you succeed, I will take your last name!

He squinted his eyes, and clenching the fingers hanging aside, he planned to swipe at the man when he was about to get distracted, so that he couldn't take care of himself.

As a result, just when the two were close to each other and Wu Zhou was about to make a move, Xiao Yunxian stopped and looked at him with the same affectionate tone, but the words he said were Wu Zhou was stunned: "Speaking of which, Xiaozhou, you not only can read and write for no reason, you even know so much about the barracks, and you can even help me, a former general, to make suggestions. It really... makes me amazed."

Wu Zhou: "..." It's over, I'm so proud, it's completely exposed now.

But at the moment when he was in a daze, Xiao Yunxian successfully kissed him, and ran away quickly when the kiss arrived, leaving only Wu Zhou who had regained his senses: "..."

Although Xiao Yunxian didn't know how Wu Zhou knew so much, what the other party said was indeed a solution. He went to Wu Yong's military camp to discuss the specific details.

Although Wu Zhou said the method, there are some things that require a lot of preparation in practice. What's more, the so-called mysterious way of leaving mentioned by the other party. Although he believes in the other party, he never fights unprepared. Another method needs to be prepared first. If the other party fails to think of it, he can use another method so that the little guy's plan will not fail.

Xiao Yunxian succeeded, Wu Zhou lay there depressed, and simply blew the system out: I know you overheard it just now, since we heard it, let's talk about that so-called mysterious item.

It took a long time for the system's voice to sound: "Host, I won't tell you what it is."

Wu Zhou: I'm so stupid, do you still need to tell me?Since it is 'saving the host from danger', there are only a few types.I was almost hacked to death, but the mysterious item saved me; I was shot in the dark, but the mysterious item saved me; I was...

Wu Zhou told the system countless possibilities, and the system was stunned. Finally, Wu Zhou concluded: But, since it is a mysterious item, it is naturally beyond my imagination. Bent?I'm afraid it will scare people to death, so... system, your mysterious item can suddenly make people disappear, right?

system:"…………"

Wu Zhou didn't hear the systematic denial in his mind, and the corners of his mouth curled up. He was actually trying to test it. For some reason, when he heard this mysterious item, he thought of it in his mind. It seemed familiar, but he had never seen it before. However, in the end, I just didn't want to think about it. It happened that I knew Xiao Yunxian had recovered these few days, so I thought of this method.

Now under the test, it really is as he expected.

The system was silent for a long time before saying, "Host...how did you know?"

Wu Zhou: Guess.

Wu Zhou frowned. Why did he feel that the system's voice was a little guilty, as if he was afraid of something?

He thought about it carefully, and suddenly joked: Don't tell me you used this in the last book, right?

system:"…………"

Wu Zhou frowned even tighter. He didn't have anything about the last book in his mind. It seems that the system is poor enough. The so-called mysterious props may actually be just one kind. I'm afraid he will make a joke. Mysterious?

Wu Zhou: Now that I guessed it, it would be meaningless to keep it hidden, and I won't laugh at you, but... since it's a prop I got, shouldn't I control it myself?You are so unreasonable.

The system didn't know what was thinking. After a long time, the other party's voice came again in his mind: "Host, what do you want?"

The corner of Wu Zhou's mouth grinned, and he was in a very good mood: You just heard it too. Letting Xiao Yunxian become the emperor and changing his name is justified, then it needs everyone's expectations. Heroes in dire straits, not rebels, so... When the battle breaks out, when Xiao Yunxian brings someone to save the field, and when the other party leaves, you use this mysterious item to make Xiao Yunxian disappear in front of everyone.

System: "...Are you crazy? How do you explain your identity to the hero?"

Wu Zhou's fingertips were on the side of his face: he was already suspicious.That being the case, it is better to use the plan and lie to him that I am a god who came down to save him. In this way, when the other party ascends the throne, I can take advantage of the situation and leave.

The system fell silent: Then the host...you are probably going to be disappointed.

Wu Zhou waited for a long time but did not hear a reply: Hey, can I say a word?No, I will follow what you said and create danger by myself. If I am not careful, I will die in love with the hero.

The system had a headache at the end. After thinking about it, it wasn't actually a violation: "In that case...as you wish."

Wu Zhou didn't expect that he really agreed, and the bottom of his phoenix eyes lit up, and when he hung up the immortal figure, he couldn't believe that Xiao Yunxian would dare to move his mind and scare him to death!It's perfect to kill two birds with one stone.

Wu Zhou was in a very good mood. When Xiao Yunxian came back, he saw him lying there humming a little tune. He walked over and looked at the other side's squinting eyes. The boy was about to explode, but the other party was not only not angry, but also smiled at him, and gently patted the place beside him: "Come on, go to sleep, once the fight starts after a while, it won't be so leisurely."

There was a smile in Wu Zhou's eyes, especially when he thought of how the other party would be stunned and respectful to him afterwards and did not dare to mess around in the slightest, he couldn't help being in a good mood, his tolerance became stronger, and he smiled more gently and sweetly towards Xiao Yunxian Kiss.

Xiao Yunxian was laughed at by him: why does he think this little thing is planning something?