The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

Wu Zhou looked at the three words on the black and white paper, and Xiao Yun was so angry that he completely lost his temper. He laughed back in anger, and didn't leave at all. Too comfortable? Change your name? Don’t you want your clan members? Don’t you want your ancestors too?” It was the first time he saw that he didn’t even want his surname in order to marry a daughter-in-law.

Unexpectedly, the person in front of him still had a smile on his face, put everything away and put it in his arms, and then calmly explained: "Who said I don't want it anymore? I just asked myself to defect from the Yun family and set up another family for the sake of my clan. Of course , the main reason is to implement this marriage contract. Since it is signed, it cannot be signed in vain."

Wu Zhou must be fooled to be fooled by him like this: "Am I stupid or are you stupid? You, change your name and surname to rebel against the Yun family, and then tell me that you are doing it for their benefit?" He would only believe his nonsense when he was crazy.

He finally found out that since Master's personality has been fused, he will lie. Before, Master would not tell a single lie.

As if seeing Wu Zhou's thoughts, Xiao Yunxian smiled: Can you know when he is lying?

Seeing that the young man became anxious, Xiao Yun simply took him by the shoulders and led him into the room, coaxing him loudly.

Wu Zhou shook his shoulders: "Get up, don't make any moves, we are not married yet." Even if it is done, does he still want to force it?

It's also his fault, he was stunned by the words "Fengtian Chengyun bestowed marriage" at that time, and he didn't pay attention to who gave the bestowed marriage, otherwise, he would pack up his things and run away as soon as the imperial decree was issued, never giving the other party a chance .

This marriage is definitely not possible, he has to find a way to escape, otherwise, once it is done, Xiao Yunxian will look like a hungry wolf that has never eaten meat at night. Night is the rhythm with no bones left.

Xiao Yunxian closed the door without being in a hurry, followed Wu Zhou in, sat down opposite him, and poured a cup of tea for both of them, "I changed my name for three reasons."

Wu Zhou gave him a blank look: "Oh? Which three points?" Fudge, see how you can fool, and you still flick three points, why don't you just list ten and eight?

Xiao Yun took a sip of tea and said leisurely: "The first point, of course, is the marriage letter. In order to convince Xiao Zhou, I have to do it."

Wu Zhou didn't bother to talk to him anymore. Is this "convinced"?This is robbery, this is forced marriage, this is driving ducks to the shelves.

"As for the second point, I'm really looking for the sake of my people. Once I raise my troops to rebel, it doesn't matter if it succeeds, but if it fails, I can't implicate this sect? For the sake of the overall situation, I believe they have spirits in heaven." You will forgive me." After Xiao Yunxian finished speaking, Wu Zhou was stunned, he really hadn't thought about this, because the opponent was too fierce and invincible on the battlefield, he actually believed in him very much in his heart, he believed that he would Success, but forget that this is the court, not the battlefield, as long as you don't reach that position in the end, everything will change, and there is a possibility of failure.

Wu Zhou frowned and fell silent, acquiescing to the second point.

Xiao Yunxian glanced at his eyebrows, a smile flashed in his eyes, and continued to say the third point: "As for the last point, as the saying goes, there are three ways to be unfilial, and the greatest thing is to have no descendants. They are all small boats, I am afraid that there will be no heirs in the future, this is just in case, after all, I am not a member of the Yun family now, and the patriarch has no reason to make irresponsible remarks, right?"

Wu Zhou absolutely believed that his last point was just made up. He is a dignified general, and the one with the highest status in the Yun family. If he doesn't want to have a baby, who dares to force him?

"Who said you can't have children? If you have ten or eight children, who cares about you?" Wu Zhou glanced at him angrily, and the surprise that he had promised turned into a shock. He tasted the feeling of fried meat on the iron plate.

Unexpectedly, Wu Zhou had just made up his mind about how Xiao Yunxian was beaten to the ground by him, and the shameless man raised the corners of his mouth, and his eyes were intriguing: "Seven or eight? What, Xiao Zhou, do you want to help me give birth? Speaking of which, do you immortals have any special skills, such as being able to conceive a man?" As he spoke, his gaze was still sweeping obscenely on his stomach.

Wu Zhou's face turned green when he saw him: "..." He couldn't bear it anymore, he didn't need to bear it anymore, he jumped up in anger, and punched this guy in the face with his fist: "I'll give birth to you!"

Xiao Yunxian probably also knew that he was angry with the other party, so he didn't resist. He was rough and thick, and his wife would beat him twice if she wanted to, as long as her hands didn't hurt.

So, just as Wu Zhou rushed over, Xiao Yunxian fell to the ground, watching the young man's lively appearance, if it was on the bed...

Wu Zhou met the other party's eyes with passion, and originally wanted to scare him, but if he didn't beat him up now, he couldn't let go of his anger, so he directly raised his fist and swung at him.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door of the room, "General? Prime Minister Zuo came to discuss with you..."

The door was not closed tightly, and the officers and soldiers already had strong hands. When Deputy General Wu knocked on it, the door opened in response. When he saw the scene in the room clearly, he was dumbfounded: "..." Did he come at the wrong time? ?

Looking from his direction, he could only see his own general and the future general's wife standing behind the table. The general had long hands and long legs, only his head and a pair of long legs were exposed, and his wife was pressing on the general...

Wu Zhou was still excited about beating people, but was interrupted. Hearing the movement, he raised his eyes with a fierce look: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a fight?"

Deputy General Wu was in a daze, he came back to his senses, and quickly turned around: "This subordinate, this subordinate didn't see anything! This subordinate is wrong! General, Madam, please continue, continue..."

Turning around, I touched the door, and quickly closed the door, but before I closed it, I thought about it and kindly reminded: "General, madam, it's still winter, it's cold... let's go to bed, on the ground... cough, Cool!" After saying that, he quickly closed the door, blushing with a thick neck, and only hoped that the madam and the general would not be disturbed.

Wu Zhou frowned, fight as long as you fight, and fight on the bed?

Why can't you fight on the ground?

When Xiao Yunxian saw Wu Yong's expression, he knew what the other party had misunderstood, especially when he glanced at the young man kneeling on the ground with one leg, pulling his skirt with one hand, bowing his body and raising his hand to beat him, showing a With a truncated waist, he was a little distracted, staring straight at Wu Zhou's neck when he bent over, looking inside, and explaining kindly while watching: "He thought we goblins were fighting, so naturally it would be easier to open up on the bed ..."

Wu Zhou didn't understand at first, and when he lowered his head to meet someone's obscene gaze, and then glanced at the half-blocked table, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, he blushed with anger, and cursed: What kind of people are they all? Sure enough, there are such subordinates as there are masters, a group of hooligans.

Wu Zhou raised his fist to continue swinging, but met Xiao Yunxian's gaze, thinking of those four words, he couldn't keep typing, so he stood up angrily, and kicked his waist twice, but his feet still hurt... …

Xiao Yunxian watched the young man jumping on one leg with his feet in his arms, lying on his side on the ground, propping his head with one hand, his phoenix eyes were half-closed, and the expression in his eyes was obvious: "It's poor, how about... I'll rub it for you ?”

Wu Zhou: "Get out." Let him rub?Are you sure it's not an advantage?

Xiao Yunxian didn't tease him anymore, he went out after some instructions, and went to the lobby to meet Prime Minister Zuo.

He actually only said three points, and he changed his name to a fourth point.

He came back suddenly this time and disappeared for five years. He said that he injured his head after the attack that year, and was rescued by a kind Xiao family couple. At that time, he forgot who he was, and recognized the Xiao family couple as righteous Father and adoptive mother, Xiao Yunxian who has been working for five years.

Although he is back now, he is used to this name, and the grace of saving his life is like rebirth. The Xiao family has no children and no daughters. Now that he died of illness, he is willing to change his surname to Xiao for the rest of his life, and serve them as a filial piety.

What he said was half-truth and half-false, and it was impossible to prove it for a while. All the soldiers had seen the scene of him disappearing suddenly, so they naturally didn't believe it. You can still be constrained by your ordinary status, so naturally you don't think there is anything.

But they thought so, but someone didn't think so much. This person... is naturally the Emperor You, the current emperor of the Great You Kingdom, and Xiao Yunxian's loyal emperor back then.

This is also the fourth point that Xiao Yunxian deliberately made.Who would suddenly change their name and surname?

Emperor You was already suspicious, but now that he thought about it, he felt that Yun Zongyi must have had the heart of disobedience. This was preparing for rebellion. He was removed from the Yun family tree?What is his next step?It must be rebellion, even if the rebellion fails, it won't hurt the Yun family, right?

Emperor You was furious, but now the three armies were still controlled by the opponent, he didn't dare to act rashly, and pretended to agree to Xiao Yunxian's request for a marriage, and sent his confidant Prime Minister Zuo to inquire about the details.

Xiao Yunxian fooled Prime Minister Zuo with a few words, but he didn't mention the past five years, and only said that he would get married as soon as possible.

Prime Minister Zuo reported the news to Emperor You, and Emperor You thumped in his heart: "Prime Minister Zuo, tell me...does he want to rebel on the wedding day?"

Prime Minister Zuo didn't dare to say anything, the emperor was suspicious, these days he watched those old ministers go to prison, sent to prison and returned home, and heard the words, he just said ambiguously: "This... this old minister thinks it's very important. possible."

If it was in the past, he would still persuade him, but now he just wants to follow the emperor, and he can do whatever he wants. As long as he disagrees with the emperor's thoughts, the other party will feel that he has a different heart. Such an emperor... Prime Minister Zuo bowed down In his eyes, he had already developed a heart of disobedience, otherwise, he would have walked the old path of those old ministers one day.

The more Emperor You thought about it, the more he felt that Yun Zonglu's name change was definitely tricky, and the wedding date was set in three months. In this case, if he could kill him once, he could kill him a second time.

For the next three months, everything was safe and sound, because victorious battles were rewarded for meritorious service. Anyone who had military merits on the battlefield would be given an official position according to the degree of merit. Wu Zhou stayed in the barracks for a few months. After Yun Xian came back, he was taken by that guy to be his personal guard, and he went to the battlefield several times. This time, he was awarded a moderate official position, the eighth-rank school lieutenant.

Wu Zhou was still angry with Xiao Yunxian because of the previous incident, so he ran to the barracks all day long, and stayed there for a whole day. On the one hand, he wanted to avoid Xiao Yunxian, and on the other hand, he naturally wanted to see if there was anything he could do. able to escape marriage.

Because he still bears the title of a general's wife, all the officers and men love him very much and respect him very much, so Wu Zhou lived a leisurely life.

When the news reached Emperor You, he felt that this was Xiao Yunxian's way of buying people's hearts.

Xiao Yunxian also began to pave the way, but he just stood still, waiting for Emperor You to do it first, and he didn't stay in the mansion during the day, and when he came back at night, Wu Zhou had already rested.

When Wu Zhou woke up the next day, Xiao Yunxian had already left, and Wu Zhou was happy to relax, but the imperial decree was promulgated, and the wedding was getting closer and closer. When there were only ten days left before the wedding, Wu Zhou still didn't Think of how to escape marriage.

During the day, when he went to the military camp, there were soldiers everywhere, and there was a deputy general Wu who followed him all day long, and he couldn't escape if he wanted to run away; He was quickly brought back.

As the wedding day got closer, Wu Zhou was completely anxious, and called the system in his mind: Can you use that mysterious item for me?

The voice of the system came: "No, that magic weapon can only be used once, and the host has already let the male lead use it last time."

Wu Zhou: You didn't say you could use it once.

System: "Really? Didn't I say that? Forgot."

Play tricks on him?

Wu Zhou thought for a while, then said calmly: Then I still remember that you said that the mysterious item can save the host's life in a crisis, right?

System: "Yes, but the item has already been used."

Wu Zhou: It’s fine if you admit it. The props are for the host to use. If I haven’t used them, it’s not counted as having been used.

The system was silent for a long while before understanding Wu Zhou's meaning: "Host, are you trying to play tricks? You were the one who said you would change it to the male lead."

Wu Zhou returned to it what the system said earlier: Really?Did I say that?forgotten.

system:"…………"

Wu Zhou was lying on the bed, swinging his legs leisurely: Speaking of which, this is considered a work delay, right?I haven’t used this good host yet, you gave the system to the male lead. I did a job to get the male lead to leave Xu’s Village, but I got nothing. The host has no human rights. It’s too bad. Law continues...

System: "..." The system was choked to death by Wu Zhou, but it did forget to say that it can only be used once, after thinking about it, "Then it can only be used once again, this time it can only be used by the host, nothing more borrow."

Wu Zhou's eyes lit up, this is enough, doesn't Xiao Yunxian want to marry him?Let him hold the air and go to the bridal chamber when the time comes.

Wu Zhou talked about his plan with the system, and the system was silent for a while: "You are here to assist the hero to ascend the throne, have you forgotten your mission, host?"

Of course Wu Zhou knew it, but after he did some research, he couldn't help at all except for his strength. In addition to his special status, staying here would actually add to Xiao Yunxian's confusion. If you leave, if you are accidentally caught, you will become a hostage threatening Xiao Yunxian. With Xiao Yunxian's current ability and power, even without him, the other party can make things happen.

Wu Zhou told the system his thoughts. After the system finished listening, it was silent for a long time: "Host, are you sure you want to use this opportunity? After using it, it will be gone."

Wu Zhou squinted his eyes when he heard the system's words. The other party seemed to have something in his words: the hero is still in danger?

System: "I can't inform you."

Wu Zhou fell silent. After thinking about it, he felt that this item can only be used once for him now. It was used by his host in times of crisis. It has nothing to do with the hero. Since it has nothing to do with the hero, it doesn’t matter if he uses it. If the male protagonist really failed this time, he is still outside anyway, and he can still think of a way to coax the system to come up with something else to save people.

Thinking about it this way, Wu Zhou nodded, and he was sure that he would run away on the wedding night, but before that, he thought about it, if Xiao Yunxian really failed, he would have to have money to save people RBI.

So, when Xiao Yunxian came back that night, he found that the little guy hadn't slept, and was sitting there cross-legged, staring straight at him.

Xiao Yunxian walked over and patted his head: "Why haven't you slept yet? Are you waiting for me? Or..." His fingertips ran down the back of Wu Zhou's head, pinched his neck, and then continued to go Down.

Wu Zhou kicked him: "Don't touch your hands, why?"

Xiao Yunxian laughed softly, but he was not annoyed. He let go of his hand, and while undressing, he said, "Tell me, what's the matter? It's rare that you don't pretend to be sleeping to hide from me, or there are only two days left, ma'am." Is this nervous?"

Wu Zhou glanced at him. If he was in the past, he would definitely hate him, but he thought about his plan, coughed, and patted the place next to him with a rare good temper: "Come, let's talk." He backed away, giving up half of the bed to Xiao Yunxian.

Xiao Yunxian raised his eyebrows, got on the bed, leaned against his side, and stared at him: "Xiaozhou, what's your plan?"

"You think too much, don't you want to talk? Just sleep if you don't want to talk." Wu Zhou felt guilty, but he couldn't lose his momentum.

"Talk, what does Xiaozhou want to talk about?" Xiao Yunxian was really annoyed, and sat back.

Only then did Wu Zhou seriously say: "I'm going to get married in the future, don't you have anything to say to me?"

Xiao Yunxian put one hand behind his back, and the other hand rested on his bent leg. Hearing this, he looked over and raised the corner of his mouth: "I think so, I am full of affection to tell Xiao Zhou, but you Are you sure you won't be annoyed?"

Wu Zhou: "Who told you this? You don't have anything else to say?"

Xiao Yunxian leaned closer: "For example?"

Wu Zhou coughed lowly: "You have been back for so long, who is the housekeeper in this mansion?"

Xiao Yunxian: "A confidant."

Wu Zhou raised his eyebrows: "Look, he even said he wanted to marry, and he didn't even give me the power of housekeeper..."

Xiao Yunxian approached, and couldn't help being happy: "Hand over, why don't you hand over, Xiaozhou, you can do whatever you want, it's not that you were angry with me before and didn't dare to mention it, after the wedding, let the housekeeper hand over Here you go, I leave everything to you."

After the wedding?The day lily is cold. "No, I want it now."

"Now?" Xiao Yunxian gave him a serious look, "Are you sure?"

Wu Zhou nodded: "Yes."

Xiao Yunxian waved his hand directly, then I asked the housekeeper to come over, after finishing speaking, I went to call someone, after going out for a while, I handed Wu Zhou a key when I came back, "Here, this is the warehouse in the mansion. I have all the keys of my house, it’s too late today, I’ll let the housekeeper know tomorrow, and he will show you.”

Wu Zhou's eyes lit up, and he took it over: "It's done."

Xiao Yunxian approached, and suddenly said: "Xiao Zhou, don't you want to run away?"

When Wu Zhou turned around, his little heart skipped a beat: "Where are you going? We immortals always keep our word. If we say that we will help you become emperor, we will help you become emperor. No matter what, let's talk about it... We immortals will like these things." vulgarian?"

Xiao Yunxian couldn't help being happy: "That's right, that's right, immortals don't like these vulgar things."

Wu Zhou didn't dare to say any more, for fear of being seen, he simply closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

Xiao Yunxian extinguished the candle, and cast a glance at the young man in the darkness, a glint of light flashed across the bottom of his phoenix eyes, making it unpredictable.

Wu Zhou woke up early the next morning and did not see Xiao Yunxian. He called the housekeeper and asked him to take him to the warehouse. His eyes lit up when he saw boxes of gold and jewelry, but the jewelry could not be replaced in a short time. After opening, he looked at the few boxes of gold and thought for a while, then asked the housekeeper to change them into silver notes.

The housekeeper was stunned: "Husband, madam, why is this?"

Wu Zhou found a random reason: "It's not safe to put such a box here. There are only a few people in the house. Who is to blame if it is lost? I will keep it in cash. If it is lost, let the general just ask me." That's it."

The butler was stunned when he heard this, Madam is suspicious of him for something else, right?But before the general left, he was asked to listen to his wife, so he had to change it.

Wu Zhou still had two days to get married and didn't go to the barracks for the past few days. After waiting for two hours, the butler came back and handed a stack of bank notes to Wu Zhou. Wu Zhou waved his hand and calmly returned to the room with the bank notes. .

At the same time, the news was immediately reported to Xiao Yunxian, and Deputy Wu Zhang Er was puzzled: "Master, what's wrong with Madam?"

Xiao Yunxian looked at the topographic map of the entire capital calmly: "This is to run away with a bank note."

Deputy General Wu was stunned for a moment, thinking that Xiao Yunxian was joking, so he didn't think much about it, seeing that Xiao Yunxian didn't say anything, he didn't take it seriously. "Master, the person you asked to look for earlier has been found, but you want to send it to the mansion?"

"...Well, send it over, are you ready for the wedding dress?" Xiao Yun didn't even raise his head.

Vice General Wu didn't know what the master was going to do, "Get ready."

Xiao Yunxian waved his hands: "According to what I said earlier, let's do it."

Vice General Wu withdrew.

When Xiao Yun went back at night, he saw the little thing lying down with his eyes closed. He looked at Wu Zhou who was pretending to sleep, and lay down on it calmly. He kissed him on the forehead. The corners of Wu Zhou's mouth twitched. open your eyes.

Xiao Yunxian watched the other party's moving eyelashes, with a smile in his eyes, and kissed him down again. The other party resisted not moving, and he clicked to the end. He lay down and fell asleep with his eyes closed: the last time It's daytime, let it go for a while, and when the dust of the situation settles, don't even think about running away.

Wu Zhou woke up the next day, simply packed up two pieces of clothes, put the bank notes away, and asked the system to use the last mysterious prop to conjure him out of the city. He bought a horse and rushed out of the city. It took a day and a night to stop in a remote town.

At the same time, Wu Zhou reported to the housekeeper when he didn't show up at noon. Xiao Yunxian came back from the barracks, followed by only one deputy general Wu.

He opened the door, and there was no one in the room.

Vice-General Wu was stunned: "Hey, where did Madam go? Didn't the person guarding Madam say that he went out?" Why did he disappear without a hitch?

Xiao Yunxian walked around the room, looked at the door and the window lattice, took out a bag of powder from his arms, and sprinkled it on it, but there was no sign of anyone leaving. Something, something that made him disappear in front of all the soldiers before.

Only then did Xiao Yunxian straighten up, "You don't need to look for it, the person you asked to find earlier, dressed up and sent to this room, let him pretend to be your wife."

"Ah?" Deputy General Wu was stunned, "What about Madam?"

Xiao Yunxian's phoenix eyes were deep: "In a safe place."

He knew that Wu Zhou was not willing to marry him, but he deliberately asked Emperor You to issue an imperial decree to give him a marriage. Sure enough, the other party ran away, but it was also within his expectation.

He didn't know who the other party was, but he still didn't want him to take risks, so he took a gamble and dug a hole, and the little bastard really jumped into it.

Although he was a little disappointed that the other party really didn't miss her at all, but since he became his person, if he wanted to run away... he had to be willing.

Vice General Wu scratched his head, when did the master send his wife out?He didn't know at all, "When will the madam come back?"

Xiao Yunxian looked ahead, his eyes flashed the light of what must be achieved: "... soon."