The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

Wu Zhou sat there cross-legged, staring thoughtfully at the approaching man.I heard that Zhao Baiyan was from a low family background, and later relied on his own strength to obtain the number one scholar, because the old emperor appointed him as the number one scholar back then, and he was kind to him, and he was supported along the way, the monarch and his ministers were harmonious, and Zhao Baiyan did have some real skills , became the chief minister of the cabinet at such a young age.

Two years ago, when Zhao Baiyan was not the chief minister of the cabinet, because he advanced too quickly, he became a good son-in-law candidate in many people's minds, including Prime Minister Cui, who intentionally told his granddaughter to Zhao Baiyan.

But the other party directly refused, and I don't know what Zhao Baiyan said. After that, the relationship between Zhao Baiyan and Xiangye became more delicate. It is probably because Xiangye felt that the other party didn't know how to flatter. Since he can't use it for himself, then It's better to ruin it.Therefore, in the next two years, frequent stumbling blocks.

Fortunately, the old emperor cherished his talents and valued Zhao Baiyan, so he protected him all the way, but now that the old emperor is dead, the candidate to inherit the throne is not King Chai, who has always been favored by the prime minister. In the past two months, if Zhao Baiyan had not secretly It was blocked by Li, fearing that the dragon chair of the predecessor would not be able to sit stably at all.

However, this has just been stabilized for the time being. As soon as the predecessor came out, I am afraid that these male favorites just entered the palace, and Prime Minister Cui had already got the news. The other party did not stop him. The addicted new emperor, although he can't say anything, but if it gets out, it will be really bad for the new emperor's reputation.

Zhao Baiyan, as the new emperor's assistant minister, the new emperor lost face, so Zhao Baiyan, the one who will take care of the aftermath, naturally cannot be in a good mood.

Wu Zhou looked at the man approaching with a gloomy face, and suddenly laughed. He was actually quite curious. Zhao Baiyan, as a powerful minister, the new emperor was young, incompetent, and especially capable of causing trouble. For such an emperor, the one in front of him is extremely loyal, and he tried his best to turn the tide and temporarily stabilize the other party's dragon chair, but he... really has no other thoughts at all?

Or, if the other party knows the power is good, is he really willing to help such a fatuous and incompetent emperor all the time?

Wu Zhou was in a good mood, he thought of what to do, even if Zhao Baiyan didn't have this thought now, why did he insist on pushing such a loyal minister out when he was surrounded by enemies?He can obviously use this relationship to let Zhao Baiyan know the power a little bit.

He didn't believe that anyone with a bit of blood and pursuit would really be unmoved after being exposed to so many powers?Don't want to climb higher?

This person, as long as he has ambition...it will be a matter of course.

When the other party has this idea, he dials it a little bit, and the other party wants to get to this position, so he finds a reason to give him this step, isn't it all right?

He didn't have to die, and the other party was willing to get him down, it was the best of both worlds.

Wu Zhou rubbed his chin, and decided to do this for the time being. Letting the other party have such ambitions will not be achieved for a while. He needs to give the other party a little bit of power, so that he feels that he is a "puppet", an "empty frame", waiting to intervene Too much, those powers, those feelings of being under one person and above ten thousand people...will slowly corrode his loyal heart by ambition.

However, the most important thing right now is how to pass this level and dispel Zhao Baiyan's anger.

Zhao Baiyan strode up to the young man, pursed his lips tightly, and clenched his hands under the sleeves. All the anger reached its peak when it met the young man's calm eyes.From the time he accepted this mess, he knew that the next life would be difficult. There were wolves in front and tigers in the back, all thinking about this position, with such a sword hanging above his head all the time, waiting to cut him down to the ground.

He is dead, and the new emperor in front of him has no possibility of surviving.

From the moment he took over, he knew that the person he was going to assist was incompetent. Apart from having a good face to bluff people, he was also cowardly, stupid, paranoid, and irritable... Zhao Baiyan didn't know why the emperor chose such a person to take the throne.

But the emperor has great kindness to him, this is entrusted by the other party at the end of his life, no matter how useless or incompetent the person in front of him is, he will exhaust his whole life's efforts to secure the other party's dragon chair.

He did it too. It took two months to silence those people headed by King Chai and Prime Minister Cui.

The other party was incompetent, and he took care of everything in court by himself. He didn't dare to slack off at all. He stayed up all night and didn't sleep in bed for two months. He survived and stabilized the situation.Before he left Beijing, he thought that no matter how incompetent the other party was, as long as he said that there would be no trouble, it would be fine.

At that time, he thought, fortunately, the other party is not a womanizer, and there is no one in the harem for the time being, so he doesn't have to deal with the harem affairs for the time being, but he never thought that the other party is not a womanizer, so he is good!Masculinity!

When he got the news, Zhao Baiyan only felt a rush of blood rushing to his throat. He didn't want Prime Minister Cui to pull him off the dragon chair all the way back. He chopped him down first, and then apologized with death, and went to see the late emperor. Got it.

At first, Wu Zhou saw that the man was just sullen and calm, but the next moment, he saw something hanging down from the man's loose robe, and he took a closer look: "..."

A golden whip protruded from the wide sleeve of the opponent's right hand. Its color and thickness could be seen as the golden whip bestowed by the old emperor before his death, which could whip and supervise the new emperor.

Wu Zhou's thoughts were racing, cold sweat dripped down his forehead, fortunately he came at the right time, and there was still time to make amends, the predecessor hadn't done anything, otherwise, his beating would be inevitable.To be able to make this Mr. Zhao angry like this, the predecessor is indeed very powerful.

In fact, Wu Zhou didn't have much feeling for these people. He thought it was just a book, and these people were just a character. He had not really integrated into this body since he just passed it into it. But at this moment, He felt the tall and tall man standing in front of him, the breath of the other party was blowing on the top of his head, he was obviously a civil servant, but he thought it was such a civil servant, who once killed a courtier who killed many Li people with a whip, and took another look at the other party With the golden whip tightly in his hand, Wu Zhou finally felt the hairy feeling all over his body.

But this feeling was only for a moment. Before the man opened his mouth, Wu Zhou suddenly smiled innocently at the man, flicked his sleeves, and sat up straight. The jade crown hadn't been taken off yet, but it did look a bit like a royal court, and, for some reason, it felt different, but upon closer inspection, there seemed to be no difference.

At this time, the new emperor suddenly stretched out his hand, pinched his other sleeve that was not holding the golden whip, shook it lightly, and when he raised his head, his eyes softened, showing some kindness: "Master Zhao, you Why are you so angry?"

Zhao Baiyan's original expression was a little loose, which was something the new emperor had never done before. He had a thorough understanding of the other party's temperament in the past two months, and he was irritable and not good at contacting. He had a gloomy face all day long, making it difficult to get close.But as soon as he relaxed his mind, the other party said this, squinting his eyes: "The emperor asked the minister? I want to ask the emperor carefully, who are those outside?"

Wu Zhou said innocently: "It's just a few actors who came to play with me from outside the palace."

Zhao Baiyan: "Just playing with the emperor?"

"Otherwise?" Wu Zhou's eyes fell on him, as if he had just discovered it, and said in a long voice: "Master Zhao, you came here in such a hurry, did you misunderstand? I'm really tired, so why not let Eunuch Liu find a few actors to play casually with me to relieve fatigue, why, this is not right?" He looked at Zhao Baiyan frankly, he and these so-called " "Male favorite" hasn't had substantive contact, so what he says now can only be what it is.

Zhao Baiyan looked at him condescendingly, "Your majesty thinks that humble ministers will believe it? Or does your majesty think Prime Minister Cui and ministers of civil and military affairs will believe it?" I am afraid that the old fox already knows that he has entered the palace, and he will invite orders to enter the palace from time to time. When the time comes, he How do you want to explain?

"Yes, why not?" Wu Zhou agreed immediately, and said it firmly.

Zhao Baiyan didn't open his mouth to speak. The ability shown by the other party in the past two months made him really "amazing". If he didn't clean up the mess, he would be Amitabha. Now this situation is extremely difficult, unless he refuses to admit it.But with Cui Xiang's mind, it is absolutely impossible to be so kind. The new emperor in front of him is not the opponent at all, and he will miss the bottom line by saying a few words at that time.

Wu Zhou knew that the other party didn't believe him, so what he wanted was this kind of effect: "How about, Mr. Zhao, how about we make a bet?"

Zhao Baiyan raised his eyebrows, but he didn't speak.

Wu Zhou glanced at the golden whip, and said his purpose: "Since Mr. Zhao doesn't believe it, I think it is feasible. Then if I win, Mr. Zhao is not allowed to punish me with this golden whip from the imperial court; of course , if I lose, I will do whatever I want." How old is he, how can a grown man beat him with such a whip?Since it is all about solving this matter, why not take advantage of it by the way.

Zhao Baiyan didn't make a sound for a long time, just lowered his eyes and looked at Wu Zhou quietly, as if he wanted to see something from the other's face.Zhao Baiyan clearly knew that he shouldn't believe it, but the young man just looked up at him with calm eyes, which was indeed different from the previous new emperor who dodged his eyes whenever he saw him.

But in front of him is indeed the face of the new emperor, or is it that the new emperor has been hiding his clumsiness?

Zhao Baiyan knew he shouldn't believe it, but he was silent for a long time, and unexpectedly agreed: "Then follow the emperor's words."

Wu Zhou quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and waved his hands: "Master Zhao should put this whip away first." He saw that not only his eyes hurt, but his whole body hurt.

Almost at the same time that Zhao Baiyan had just put it away, the eunuch's confidant's urgent voice came from outside the bedroom again: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Cui Xiang and several adults... are asking to see you outside the palace!"

Wu Zhou and Zhao Baiyan looked at each other, the latter stood there indifferently, Wu Zhou was not in a hurry, and said to the outside world: "Let them come in, take them to the outer hall and wait, I will be there later."

The confidant eunuch was unsure: "Then, what about those... male actors?"

Wu Zhou: "Keep it, why not keep it."

The eunuch outside the palace trembled: "Emperor, Your Majesty... you really dare to stay?"

But the new emperor said so, and the other party had no choice but to follow suit.

Although in Wu Zhou's view, they are male pets, but of course they can't say that to the outside world. When they were brought in, they came in as actors. Fortunately, they were not stupid before, and these male pets were really born as actors.From the previous point of view, these people are naturally good-looking, plus they have a good figure, and they can play a lot of tricks since they were young. In this way, Wu Zhou found a breakthrough.

When Zhao Baiyan heard the word "male actor", he glanced at Wu Zhou calmly, squinted his eyes, thought of something, thoughtfully.

Because he was anxious to make sure that the new emperor had broken his sleeves, Cui Wang waited for Zhao Baiyan to enter the palace and hurriedly brought people in. Before that, they made sure that those "male favorites" had entered the inner hall of Yangxin Hall for nearly an hour. Everything that needs to be done has been done.When Cui Peng was allowed to come in, he reached the outer hall almost as fast as he could. When they arrived, Wu Zhou hadn't arrived yet, and only Zhao Baiyan stood there with a gloomy expression.

Several adults headed by Cui Xiang showed a meaningful smile, walked over, and said, "Didn't Mr. Zhao hear that you were out of Beijing for work? Why did you come back early? Don't Mr. Zhao also heard about that incident?" Right? Didn't expect the emperor...to have such fun, even a man..."

When he said this, the rest of the people also came forward to say that they were comforting, but in fact they were sarcasm. They were from Cui Xiang's side, and Cui Xiang was dissatisfied with the chief minister of the cabinet. Isn't Yue very proud of holding Shengyu?Now it's time to mention the iron plate. An emperor whose mud can't support the wall, no matter how capable he is, will be exhausted to death sooner or later.

Zhao Baiyan just gave them a cold look: "Lord Liao, the trouble comes from your mouth. What did you hear? How come I don't know?"

Master Liao glanced at him: Pretend, continue to pretend, you're a dead duck, aren't you?Cui Xiang had already sent people in the palace to watch, and none of those "male favourites" could leave the palace. With these people present, the evidence is convincing, how can the emperor deny it?

"Lord Zhao, you are wrong. Even if you don't want to admit it, the fact that the emperor favors men is a certainty..."

"Oh? I love the boy? Why don't Master Liao tell me personally, which eye of yours has seen the boy? Huh?" With this sound, a bright yellow figure walked away from the dark Coming out, she was wrapped in a dragon robe, slim but tall, with one hand behind her back, the other hand tugged at the tassel hanging from the jade crown, coldly staring at Master Liao who had changed his face, and walked over sinisterly, Followed by a group of eunuchs, it is quite imposing.

Master Liao didn't expect the emperor to come so quickly. Normally, the new emperor loves to take Joe, and he won't come out without tossing around for a while.

Mr. Liao was stared at by Xiang Cui, and quickly knelt down: "The old minister speaks nonsense, the emperor forgives me!"

"Hey." Wu Zhou glanced at him lightly, and walked over at a leisurely pace: "Forgive me, of course it can be done, but it's too good, I am...a very tolerant person .”

Master Liao breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could breathe out completely, he felt that the new emperor walked in front of him and lifted his foot. The bright yellow afterimage flickered, and he was kicked to the ground. At the same time, A dragon boot stepped on his chest and pressed it hard, so frightened Master Liao said "Emperor", and was frightened by the gloomy gaze of the new emperor above his head, who was between young and young.

When he was unable to make a sound, he heard the new emperor continue: "Forgiveness is fine. If you criticize the current Holy Majesty arbitrarily, capital crimes can be avoided and life crimes cannot be escaped. I will take off this black hat for you myself." With a little tiptoe, he kicked off the black veil on Mrs. Liao's head, and then without giving him a chance, he flicked his wide sleeves and turned around: "Come on, open your mouth thirty, and get out of the palace!"

He continued to walk forward with big strides, and when he reached the main seat, he lifted up his robe, turned around and sat up, raised his eyes, and sneered at the few adults who were shocked by this scene.

Even Cui Xiang didn't expect that the new emperor, who had always been weak and incompetent, would suddenly come out like this, and Cui Xiangping's original vows were half awed by the head start.But the former emperor Cui Lian was not afraid, just dazed for a moment, then lowered his eyes, flicked his sleeves, and saluted: "The old minister has seen the emperor, long live my emperor, long live, long live."

The rest of the courtiers immediately knelt down and saluted.

Zhao Boyan did not know when he stood behind Wu Zhou, did not speak, just watched the scene quietly, but there was obviously a flash of surprise in his eyes, thinking of the previous guess, he squinted his eyes and continued to observe the changes quietly.

Wu Zhou didn't speak, just looked at the group of people, "Cui Xiang, you are also a veteran, I should respect you, but Cui Xiang suddenly brought such a group of people into the palace at night. I thought you It's something important, I put down the business and came to see you, but in the end, I heard with my own ears that my trusted and good ministers arranged with me, saying that I played with male pets? Such a necessary thing in Ziwu, Cui Xiang thought how?"

Wu Zhou's words directly planned what Cui Xiang originally wanted to kneel down to intercede with Mr. Liao, but after this delay, Mr. Liao was directly dragged out with his mouth covered.

Cui Xiang is a fine person, and the situation in front of him made him more cautious. He temporarily gave up pleading for Mr. Liao, and said respectfully: "It is the old minister's negligence in his duty, which made him offend the emperor. I hope the emperor will appease his anger. However, this time, the old minister hastily Entering the palace is precisely for this purpose."

"Oh? Could it be that Cui Xiang also thinks that I am playing with male favourites?" Wu Zhou looked at him expressionlessly. When his face was expressionless, his majesty increased, making Zhao Baiyan next to him couldn't help but look twice more.

Cui Xiang lowered his eyes: "Of course I don't think so. It is because I believe in the emperor that I heard it and worried that the emperor would be slandered by such rumors, so I hurried into the palace. Master Tao, you are not happy. Tell me, what is going on here?"

Cui Xiang's words completely picked himself out. On the surface, he was thinking about him as the new emperor, but he was thinking of "settling" this matter. bad guy.If things don't go as he expected, he still has room to retreat... Tsk, what an old fox.

However, Wu Zhou didn't intend to really touch this old fox, the difference in strength was too great, and he couldn't do it.

Mr. Tao, whom Prime Minister Cui was talking about, immediately poked his neck: "Your Majesty, for the sake of the country and the country of Daji Kingdom, I want to ask for an explanation today to comfort the spirit of the late emperor. Not long after the late emperor died, your majesty, you are openly in the palace. Calling men to favor and favor is not in line with emotion or reason. I am sorry for the late emperor! I am wronged for Da Jiguo!" After finishing speaking, he kowtowed a few times, then raised his hand, and bowed to the sky, "Today Wei I'm going to remonstrate with you, and I hope that the emperor will change his ways as soon as possible! Don't be obsessed with it!"

Wu Zhou waited for him to finish before sneering: "I'm very curious, how did Mr. Tao know that I called the so-called 'male favourite' into the palace for favor?"

Master Tao: "There is no impenetrable wall in the world... dare the emperor say so?"

Wu Zhou sneered: "For the time being, I won't say where the so-called wall came from. Since all the lovers are here, I will talk to you well. Come, call me all those male actors."

Cui Xiang was stunned for a moment, and frowned. They had let the people in the palace look after them earlier, and even guessed that the emperor might shirk and deny it. Unexpectedly, the other party brought them here?what happened?

And as Wu Zhou finished speaking, several "male favorites" who had been taken outside the hall were brought in, and knelt down one by one: "Slave, I have seen... Your Majesty, I have seen you, my lords."

Wu Zhou raised his eyelids: "Take off the robe on my upper body."

"Huh?" Everyone was shocked.

"What? Do you want me to say it a second time?" The boy's brows and eyes turned cold, and the gloomy eyes were really scary.

Those "male favorites" immediately stripped off their upper body clothes, revealing their white and thin chests.

"Your Majesty!" Several adults covered their eyes, "What are you doing, Your Majesty?"

"Didn't you say that I dote on them? I will let you take a good look at them. What exactly did I do to them? Look, didn't you come to ask me for an explanation every night? I will give you this chance!" Wu Zhou picked up A vase at hand was thrown directly at the person kneeling on the ground. The angle was tricky and it shattered in front of him. No one was hurt, but the deterrent effect was achieved.

For a moment, the entire hall was silent.

Seeing Wu Zhou's actions, Cui Xiang frowned, feeling that things might not be as easy as expected, and that if the other party dared to do this, it might be that...it didn't work out.But these people have stayed in the emperor's bedroom for so long, and nothing really happened?

Cui Xiang was the first to turn his head to look at those "male favorites". Sure enough, his body was clean, not even a mark.

With Cui Xiang taking the lead, the rest of the adults also secretly looked over, and at this glance, they felt an inexplicable thump in their hearts.

Wu Zhou watched this scene, and tapped on the armrest of the dragon chair with his fingertips: "I will ask you, what status did you enter the palace with?"

Several people looked at each other: "The opera, the opera... The emperor has been tired of the court affairs recently, and his body and mind are exhausted, so he called the servants and others into the palace to relieve the emperor's boredom by singing and performing."

Wu Zhou: "Can I be happy with any of you?"

Several people trembled in fright. Among them, the "male pet" who was said to be able to play first if he was caught was shocked. At that time, the emperor said that he would play, but he didn't say that it was that kind...Could it be...they started playing Misunderstood your identity?The emperor is really just playing with them?Is it the "play" in name rather than the unbearable play secretly?

Thinking of the hand that was pushed away when it reached into the emperor's robe, the "actress male favorite" trembled: "No...the emperor didn't touch the servant and others, but pushed away when the servant and others wanted to serve him personally." The slaves and others, it is the slaves and others who have not been able to solve the emperor's worries... The slaves deserve to die!"

"Damn the slave!" A group of "actors" apologized, stunned everyone.

What about the broken sleeve?The emperor also pushed away their stretched hands!Then why did you secretly summon these people, Your Majesty?Just enter the palace and really listen to the show?

The suspicious adult wanted to speak, but Cui Xiang, who knew that nothing would happen tonight, stopped him with his eyes.

Those people didn't dare to speak again, Cui Xiang turned around and scolded them: "It's all your random guesses, which made the old man almost misunderstand the emperor! The emperor has never been close to women, how could he do such a thing? Why don't you apologize to the emperor? !"

Those people kowtowed immediately: "Your Majesty forgive me, it's because I listened to those rumors!"

Wu Zhou waved his hand generously: "Hey~ this matter has nothing to do with Cui Xiangliang, Cui Xiangliang is to supervise me, I know that Cui Xiangliang has worked hard. However, I have a question, Mr. Tao, how do you know? I summon the so-called 'male favourite'. After all, although I want to listen to the drama to relieve my fatigue, but I can't bear to disappoint Mr. Zhao who has always supervised me, so I secretly summoned him into the palace. There is no rumor about this matter. , Then... Master Tao, how did you know? Could it be that someone has been placed in Zhen or this palace?" When he said the last sentence, he slammed the dragon chair, scaring Tao, who was still holding his neck to death, The adult trembled all over, and there was only one word in his mind: it's over.

Wu Zhou looked at the other party's appearance, and smiled slowly, but the smile was creepy: "Master Zhao, spying on the emperor's privacy is a serious crime, and I will leave this matter to you, Mr. Tao. It must be, yes, yes, here, I!" Find out! Who are the people in this palace who have penetrated the wall!"

Zhao Baiyan didn't expect that the other party would actually solve this matter and clear the palace, stand up, and promise: "My minister obeys the order."

Wu Zhou glanced at the gloomy-looking Cui Pang and other people, and the ruthless Mr. Tao: "Before we find out, since Mr. Tao wants to remonstrate to death, then kneel at the gate of the palace and have a good 'remonstration'." Fan. Choi Sang, don’t you think so?”

Cui Xiang broke two confidantes in a row this night, his teeth itching with hatred, but he didn't show it on his face: "The emperor is right. Before I find out, I really can't be kind. It should be, this matter has wronged the emperor. The old minister is also guilty, the old minister shouldn't have rushed over worrying about the emperor..."

"Hey, I know Cui Xiang's heart." Wu Zhou looked at the twitching corners of Cui Xiang's mouth, which was bent.

Cui Xiang took a deep breath and changed his mind. Since he can't pull people off his horse for the time being, he can only send some people in for surveillance. It seems that the new emperor is not as incompetent and stupid as he thought: "The old minister kneels to thank the emperor for his trust. .However, the reason why tonight’s incident caused misunderstandings is that the emperor has been enthroned for two months and there is still no one in the harem, so why not...the emperor took this opportunity to draft a wedding and silence everyone’s mouths."

Wu Zhou looked at Cui Xiang, who clearly wanted to squeeze people in but was using high-sounding reasons, and under the smile of the other party who was sure of winning, his expression sank: "That's not okay, Mr. Tao said just now during the 'dead remonstrance'. , 'The first emperor just died not long ago' How can I be obsessed with male sex? Since the so-called sex cannot be addicted, there is no difference between male sex and female sex. I have thought about it, I am still young, in order to comfort the late emperor's spirit, I have decided..."

Cui Xiang's heart skipped a beat, he had an ominous premonition, and wanted to stop him, but the man above him was faster than him, and he just waved his sleeves: "I have decided to keep my filial piety for the late emperor for three years!"

Cui and others: "..."

Recently, Zhao Boyan was still thinking about how to temporarily stop the new emperor from accepting the concubine, so as not to squeeze in many people to prevent the new emperor from being killed, but he didn't expect the other party to solve this problem at the same time, and couldn't help but curl the corner of his mouth.

Wu Zhou caught a glimpse of it inadvertently, and his eyes lit up: Yo!Still laugh?