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No matter how long I walked along the way, Yin Xueji vomited for as long as he was useless, until the end I lost my temper, so I made a special trip to the city to find a doctor for him, so as not to delay the treatment if there was any serious problem.

Sitting in front of us was a thin old man stroking his goatee and smiling kindly. He was said to be the best doctor in the city. There was a golden plaque bestowed by the emperor hanging high in the medical hall, with four big characters written on it: "Miaoshouhuichun" written on it. very reliable.

The old doctor smiled at me enthusiastically, and motioned me to sit on the small bench in front of him: "Don't stand, sit, sit quickly."

I sat down: "Doctor, it's like this..." The old doctor waved a hand in front of me: "My lord, don't say anything, just take out your hand."

I was baffled, but thinking that maybe the old doctor had his own way of seeing a doctor—for example, he could figure out what's wrong with the people around me by looking at the palmistry, so I spread my palms in front of him as promised.

The old doctor took my hand and pressed two fingers on my wrist, staring sideways, frowning from time to time, and nodding affirmatively from time to time.I let his nagging posture get hairy, and I loosened my hand, and before my patience ran out, the old doctor finally said: "Tell me, what are the symptoms?"

After touching it for a long time, I still have to ask about the symptoms!

I glanced at Yin Xueji, who looked like a normal person beside me, and recalled: "I just vomit, all kinds of vomit, whatever I eat, I can't even smell it, it's really uncomfortable to watch."

The old doctor's eyes lit up: "Oh? Then when was the last time you had sex with someone?"

I stare: "Same room?"

Yin Xueji next to him coughed softly, I looked over and saw him smiling, pointing at me and saying: "This young master shared a room with someone last month."

The old doctor slapped his thigh: "That's right!"

He held my hands and said excitedly: "My lord, this is Ximai. The illnesses you mentioned are nothing to worry about. It's just common misfortune. It will heal naturally after a while."

I pulled my hand back and smiled dryly, "This is really weird, you can give me a happy pulse, so your rooster can lay eggs?"

I grabbed his sleeve and shook my arms: "Where's my two taels of silver? Return it quickly! You don't know how to feel the pulse, and you dare to pretend to be the emperor here, don't you think that head on your neck is too strong! "

Yin Xueji tugged at me, and whispered in my ear: "The old man's golden plaque was indeed bestowed by the emperor, but... it was cured of that problem."

He glanced down, and I immediately understood.

"Miao Shou Rejuvenation" returns the "spring" of Chunxiao, this old man is a pervert!

No wonder the business of his clinic is not good. Everyone knows that he is a doctor or something. He came here in a fair and honest manner. Isn't it just to tell everyone that there is something wrong with his lower body?Even if there is such a problem, it is likely to be carried home in a small sedan chair to treat it secretly!

It's really not suitable to stay here for a long time. I lowered my head and pulled Yin Xueji out of the medical hall. The old doctor walked all the way to the door and yelled "Come again next time". If he didn't do it on purpose, I would write "Thank you" upside down!

Yin Xueji ignored my depressed mood, leaned on the door frame and bent over with a smile, her cheeks were white with powder, and the corners of her eyes were glistening with water, seeing him like this, I couldn't get angry at all: "You know what's going on, Why didn't you tell me sooner? Are you so happy to see me make a fool of myself?"

Yin Xueji restrained her smile, and no longer smiled so blatantly: "I always thought that you pretended not to understand, but understood everything in your heart, which is why you have acted so well."

Conscience of heaven and earth, I really don't understand the matter of having a baby!

Maybe it was my innocent expression that moved Yin Xueji, his attitude was no longer so sure: "Madam Ling has not encountered such a situation?"

I reacted for a long time before I equated "Mrs. Ling" with Yu Qing: "No, he was able to eat and sleep at that time, and he was fat like a ball. Yu Qing is no longer my wife. The day the two protectors of your palace took him as a guest, they just divorced him."

Yin Xueji didn't even ask me why I divorced him, and gave me an approving look, as if I should have done so long ago.

After watching the quack doctor, I took Yin Xueji back on the road, and bought him a small bag of preserved fruit before we set off, so that he could eat it on the way to relieve his boredom.Yin Xueji didn't want to eat alone, so she would feed one or two to my mouth, so sour that I almost fell off the carriage.

Four days later, we finally saw the lush top of Bitao Mountain.I drove the car all the way up the mountain, and I glanced at Yin Xueji, who was resting on my shoulder, and for some reason, I suddenly felt like the king of the mountain had just come down the mountain to snatch a ticket, and also robbed a lady in the village along the way, returning with a full load: "The carriage in front If you can’t make it through, come down and I’ll carry you away.”

Yin Xueji refused: "What does that look like? You should lead the way, I'll go by myself."

If I don't force him, then I can only accommodate him and walk more and more slowly with him, and I have to stop and wait for him after the last few steps: "I said Palace Master Yin, do you want to spend the night on the mountain at night?"

I said softly to him: "Don't worry, I will put you down when it's almost here, and it will definitely not damage your image of being a wise and mighty Palace Master!"

He glanced at me with a trace of complexity in his eyes, and finally sighed: "Thank you, owner."

Originally, I thought that I had no nostalgia for the world. After reliving, returning to the place where I was born, grew up, and died, I still have a deep nostalgia.It was nice to get another look like this.

"Thank you, the owner?" Yin Xueji's doubtful voice came from beside him, "Do you have any relationship with the stone tiger in front of the villa? Why do you hold it with nostalgia?"

No, it really doesn't.

"And..." Yin Xueji looked at the left and right carefully.Two dumb stone tigers, "Why are there two tigers instead of lions and unicorns?"

I hide my face, who can I ask for an argument?At the beginning, what I wanted was a stone lion with a different shape and a more grandeur. The people below probably only heard the word "different", so I found the best master, carved the ugliest tiger, and placed it The front door became the biggest joke.

I laughed dryly, pretended not to hear what he said, and led him to the village.As soon as I arrived at the main hall, before I invited anyone to sit down and have a sip of tea, I heard a shrill and miserable voice rushing towards me: "Master, I don't think about tea these days, I pray to God every day, and I finally begged you back !"

I was completely stunned, it was Yin Xueji who pulled me back, which prevented Yu Qing from jumping hard.

I really shocked Yu Qing a lot, she was still in shock and said: "Why are you still here?"

Yu Qing pear blossomed with rain: "My husband left in a hurry that day, and I didn't have time to explain many things, so Yu Qing didn't dare to leave."

My teeth were sour when I heard it: "Mr. Yu, let's change our name. We are fine now. You talk to each other. I feel awkward. I have nothing to explain. You take away all that is due to you. What are you short of?" , You can figure it out yourself, don’t ask me again.”

There was the sound of pulling a chair from behind, Yin Xueji sat on the chair, propped her chin, looked at Yu Qing and me as if watching a play, with a gloating posture.

He also startled Yu Qing, Yu Qing passed me and looked at him, her face paled obviously, her thin shoulders trembled: "Yin... Yin..."

Yo, I still know this feeling.

Yin Xueji looked up at him, I was waiting to watch the play, Yu Qing didn't know which muscle was wrong, so he hit my shoulder with his embroidered fist, and then: "嘤嘤嘤......"

I:"……"

Yin Xueji: "Hahahaha..."

My heart is tired.

God, what's the matter!