All my CPs are male

Cohen was looking at something in a small mirror at this time.

Simin looked strange.

"Cohen, do you have a mouth ulcer?" Why did you keep looking at your mouth.

Cohen took down the mirror, his slightly swollen lips stood out a bit.

Especially when looking at him, Simin inexplicably felt some kind of provocation, which is really a special feeling of males in nature.

But still can't figure it out.

He had no choice but to open the food box he brought, and then took out Shen You's pajamas from the cabinet and threw them on the bed.

"Change your clothes and have dinner, why don't you eat?"

Shen You was still lying with his back facing him, motionless, the quilt was wrapped by him like a silkworm baby.

Simin poked him on the back, he was still twisting and turning under the quilt, but he just didn't turn around.

After a long time, after Shen You couldn't feel the movement behind him, he turned his head secretly again, wanting to see what Simin was doing.

Shen You:!

Looking at Simin's beautiful phoenix eyes, although those phoenix eyes are not as sparkling and affectionate as Shen You's peach blossom eyes, but they have a unique threatening beauty, which lifts people's spirits.

Simin chuckled: "Baby, ah~"

A pair of chopsticks was holding a dumpling to his mouth.

This is probably the so-called beauty trick.

Shen You opened his mouth and took the dumpling in his mouth.

Simin raised the pillow behind him and asked him to lean on it to eat.

Then Simin explained why he brought him dumplings today.

"Happy Winter Solstice ~ eat dumplings."

Only then did Shen You remember that there was this festival.

A few days ago, they seemed to have eaten dumplings, and they were also posing for a photo. It is said that they wanted to record a happy winter solstice blessing video for fans.

Glancing at Simin, he found that he also ate one after feeding him a dumpling.

"Didn't you have dinner?"

Simin answered irrelevantly: "Well, I just borrowed the kitchen from the cafeteria."

"Are the dumplings I made delicious?"

As he spoke, he picked up another dumpling and fed it to his mouth.

But Shen You was stunned for a long time when he heard what Simin said, looking at the smile on Simin's face, he didn't know what he was thinking.

Simin woke him up helplessly: "Ah—"

Shen You opened her mouth obediently.

I don't know if it was because of Cohen's forced kiss attack, he couldn't help but think a lot about what happened usually.

If in normal times, Simin feeds him dumplings and makes them himself, he promises he won't think too much about them, and he will eat them foolishly and happily.

But now looking at Simin's gentle smiling face, he is also a little confused.

He's certainly not dull, but—wqnmlgb God is playing with me!Thinking about it this way, it seems that my life is about to be in dire straits, especially - I am also in the same room with a gay guy and a suspected gay guy, and I am about to wan.

Thinking of something not so good, he also took the pajamas under the quilt and changed into it, just like a weak-spirited old lady.

After finishing his mood, at night after the lights were turned off, he decided to interrogate this suspected gay guy.

Well, I have to be a little more tactful.

"Don't call me baby anymore."

Because the night was too quiet, he also purposely used his breathy voice, which sounded like a cover-up, as if he deliberately didn't want someone to hear it.

Simin was a little strange: "Why do you come back tonight so weird?"

Shen You: "...is there any?"

"Have."

"Oh, because I ate shit."

Simin:? wtf?

"Can you say that again."

Then he watched a mobile phone placed near his mouth, the screen was still on, and it happened to be a recording page.

Shen You: "..."

"Hey, I told you, you don't understand this feeling of eating shit."

Simin thoughtfully said: "Indeed, I haven't eaten it, so I can't empathize with you."

Shen You: "..."

"It's just a metaphor."

"Let me ask you a question, how would you feel if you found out that your brother was bent?"

Simin thought for a while: "It doesn't have much to do with me if my brother is bent."

Shen You said: "Then what if your brother just likes you?"

Simin was silent.

Shen You waited for a long time, thinking that Simin had fallen asleep, Simin suddenly poked him and showed him his mobile phone screen.

The page is a memo, typing a full page:

I have experienced several times since I was a child that my brothers fell in love with me. I regarded them as good brothers, but they were all just for sex, and only regarded me as a beautiful young lady.

When I was young, because I was too good-looking, boys treated me like a girl and dared not talk to me. At the same time, I disliked my appearance as a girl and refused to play with me.At the same time, when girls want to make friends with me, they just pay too much for this different feeling, and they don't get their sincerity. They are still jealous of me behind their backs and say a lot of bad things about me.

Later, I insisted on learning Taekwondo, and I grew taller during puberty. Although I didn’t look so easy to bully, I didn’t have any friends left. Later, these remaining friends confessed to me without exception.

After Shen You finished reading, his eyes moved from the phone screen to Simin's face behind the screen.

The light of the mobile phone screen was blurred at night, and Simin's face behind him was also blurred, as if separated by thick frosted glass, but he unexpectedly looked like a female star in an old Hong Kong movie, with a more swaying heart Jing style.

Naturally, his appearance is not completely feminine, but his eyebrows and eyes are actually somewhat heroic, as beautiful as the rising sun.

Although he looks like Feng Moli, whom Shen You has always liked, Shen You also silently admits in his heart that Simin is actually more beautiful than his goddess.

His beauty is more detached from gender, making beauty less ambiguous/ambiguous between men and women, and becoming more barbaric charm, which hits people's hearts.

This is also the reason why Shen You gradually did not confuse him with the goddess.

Simin put down his phone, and finally leaned into his ear and whispered to him:

"So, baby, I hope you won't be attracted to those bad guys, they're just for sex."

The hot air penetrated into the ears, making Shen You's ears itchy, and at the same time, the faint fragrance of flowers came from the tip of his nose.

And when Simin approached, his hair also got into his collar like cold satin, making him feel like he was being entangled by a beautiful snake, just like a scholar who was hooked by a fairy in Liaozhai , the color grants the soul, unforgettable tonight.

Shen You is like a foolish king, who finally regained his sanity.

"You don't doubt that I'm interested in you too?"

Simin laughed, and the laughter could be heard clearly at night. His voice was like charming velvet, more elegant than a female voice, and more mellow and affectionate than a male voice.

"If I don't call you baby, what should I call you?"

The topic suddenly turned back to Shen You's original question again, and Shen You almost didn't turn it back again, and didn't respond for a long time.

It was Simin who took the initiative to ask him again:

"Wife? Huh?"

That "um", the ending sound was extremely lingering, which made people think about it, but of course the focus was on the first two words.

Shen You: "..."

Expressionless: "Please don't secretly change the concept."

Still stepping on my wife!Does my opinion seem so unimportant?And it didn't even ask for my opinion!

When will you be able to announce who your wife is by single-choice?Isn't this the spiritual victory method?

Speechless!

"I thought we were still in a very pure relationship..."

Simin was a little surprised: "I thought we were already together."

Shen You was even more surprised: "What?"

Am I losing my memory?Could it be that my second personality awakened and did it when my main personality didn't know it?

Simin said: "When I moved to this dormitory, didn't you just confess to me? You were going to sleep in my bed that night!"

Shen You: "..."

It seems that I really met the goblin in Liaozhai, and I can't explain why.

He recalled a lot of quotes from scumbags, but it was impossible to save them. He opened his mind and said, "Actually, it was all done by my second personality, and even kept my master in the dark."

Simin: "..."

"Also, brother, after I know your previous experience, I still feel sorry. I want to confess! I want to repent! I just fell in love with you!"

"Please don't forgive me!"

Simin: "..."

"And I don't think you need to put such a flower on my pile of cow dung. I believe how can such a fairy eat shit?!"

"From today on, I'm shit!"

Simin: "..."

"Enough." There was a little helplessness in his tone.

"I hope you don't think that feelings are a very easy thing. I can tell you easily, and that can only mean that the unspoken will only become stronger."

Shen You was about to cry when he heard it, the amount of information was too much, he only hated why he didn't sleep until dawn tonight and nothing happened.

Let's just scum to the end: "How do you prove it?"

The pair of beautiful eyes in the darkness looked at him silently, even if the face he saw was only a vague outline of the shadow, it was not pretty, but he looked at him seriously.

Immediately, the lips were enclosed by the other lips, and one pair of lips bit the other, as if wrapped in jelly. The gentle biting and licking were really addictive, as if they were seriously tasting some peerless delicacy.

wan...