[Variety Drama] Serious Nonsense
Chapter 15 New Document 5
When Reid arrived at the entrance of the theater, the show was over, and the crowd was excitedly talking about the dazzling magic light show, among which there were many ghost performers in weird clothes, rushing him into the street like a pot of boiling water.
Every few steps he took, he was bumped and stepped back even more, looking left and right, carefully identifying the face that might be among them.
His thin body was hit by someone again, and he staggered back unconsciously. Before he could utter the words of dissatisfaction in his mouth, his eyes swept to the woman in a witch suit on the bench diagonally across from the theater.She was sitting on an iron metal bench, her golden-brown hair leaking from the brim of a witch's hat, and the metal chain of the black buckle satchel was hooked casually on one hand.
The brain has not yet given an instruction, and the feet have already stepped closer.
Under the various jumping lights of the street, it can still be seen that her delicately made-up eyes are full of smiles, and she is waving a small wooden stick with a string at the end slightly in her hand, bending towards the little girl who is also dressed as a witch in front of her. She said something with her lips, not noticing that he was only a few steps away.
******
Noticing that Flora, who was at the end of the theater, had already passed through the program code to the little girl before, she almost uttered the nonsense of "the next curse blesses the safety of future generations".
The giggling girl turned her small face obliquely behind Flora's body, and her laughter gradually subsided.
Flora turned around and followed her gaze. The doctor who had put her pigeons for nearly three hours was standing under a nearby tree. When she saw her looking over, he immediately pursed his lips in embarrassment and waved a hand in front of his chest. Waved, and then walked over.
"Is this the evil doctor who encountered space congestion?" The little girl asked innocently, "But it doesn't look like it at all."
"He was cursed by other witches, so even the skill of using laser weapons is terrible." Flora was inexplicably confused when she said this-he is standing there in good condition now, causing her to worry for so long. , thought something had happened.
"Laser weapons?" Rhett was puzzled.
"Hey, Doctor Evil! Where did your spaceship go?" The little girl changed the subject of the question.
Reid went around to the front of the bench and sat down with an arm's length away from Flora. He blinked again in confusion: "My spaceship...?"
The girl tilted her head, and wrapped one of her braids with one hand, "Sister Witch said that your spaceship was stuck in space, so she has been waiting for you."
When Rhett heard "Waiting for you all the time", he obviously froze, and he was stunned for a few seconds before realizing what happened.He focused his eyes on Flora, but she glanced at him and pretended to be casually looking at the scenery on the street.
"Yes, my spaceship." Reid repeated, lowering his body and getting closer to the little girl, pretending to be mysterious, "I just went faster than 100 miles, so the traffic police detained my spaceship, so I had to run over "He took out two nougats from his pocket and stuffed them in the little girl's hand: "You know that the chances of a girl under the age of 14 being abducted by criminals at night is 6% higher than that during the day, so hurry up with the candy go home."
The little girl nodded half-understanding, picked up a candy and held it in front of Flora, waiting for her to catch it, and said: "Sister Witch, don't be sad, I will find a way to make Dr. Evil return to his original form." Then ran Jump away.
She stuffed the nougat in her hand into the bag, pretended to glance casually at Rhett beside her, and continued to look at the street view without saying a word.
It didn't take long for Reid to break the deadlock first, and took out the mobile phone he gave him from his pocket. His tone was as urgent as before: "I'm sorry for Lopez, yesterday Bau went to Detroit to solve a serial murder case, today I I've been texting and calling you to tell you... I, I was worried about what happened to you, and I went to your house to look for you as soon as I got off the plane..." At this point he slowed down, whispering like He was comforting himself, "Fortunately, you are safe and sound..."
She took the phone from him, with his temperature on it.Flora turned her head to look at him, Rhett's gray shirt under a crimson sweater was a little wrinkled, and his eyes were full of tiredness—he came to her as soon as he got off the plane.
Lopez's heart tightened for a moment. Like a twisted child, she blamed Rhett for letting her pigeons make her worry. The dissatisfaction was replaced by guilt. It turned out that he was more disturbed than herself.
She put one hand on his shoulder, stared straight at him, and raised the corners of her mouth playfully: "Is there nothing else?"
"Other?" Rhett turned his head quickly, and then said pitifully: "I'm sorry to keep you waiting..."
"For example, "Dear Ms. Witch, cast me a spell" or something." Flora interrupted Rhett's customary "apology", waving the cat teasing stick with the bald end of the hanging rope.
Seeing Rhett paused for a moment, her eyes lit up immediately, and she responded in a serious manner: "But I am a doctor, and I don't believe in magic. However, there are indeed witches in the Middle Ages, and they are usually associated with religion. Most of the witches who were executed were innocent women. If they behaved dignifiedly and piously, they would be regarded as a disguise; if they were desperate and fearful of false accusations, they would also be regarded as what they deserved. As long as the priests want to kill any woman, will call her a witch..."
Flora still subconsciously Googled the moment Rhett showed the science popularization mode. After seeing the complete "Medieval Witch Trials", she was frightened by the horrific acts on Wikipedia and did not answer his words.Doctor, do you understand the sense of humor qaq Reed noticed that Flora's face froze, and immediately stopped the following science: "...Well, so you are dressed like this?"
"Today is Halloween." Flora's voice gradually lowered, and she looked away, "Isn't this... a surprise?"
Rhett immediately understood, she wanted to surprise him! !
His ears were a little hot, his eyes blinked excitedly, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
"Then what happened when your spaceship was detained? Don't you believe in science?" Flora changed the subject, so she would not let go of the contradiction in his words that she easily caught.
"Because you told the little girl that I have a spaceship, and I was just cooperating." He said as if with reason, "And...wasn't I being treated as Doctor Evil? Even though that doesn't exist."
"Sister Witch! I know how to undo the curse of Dr. Evil!" The little girl from before ran back at this moment, and she approached Flora, grinning confidently and continued: "I checked my "Encyclopedia" earlier. Complete Book", as long as you kiss Dr. Evil, Sister Witch, the curse will be lifted!" After she finished speaking, she jumped and ran away.
Kiss...for a while?Little girl, you can check that this is "Grimm's Fairy Tales"!
Flora deeply felt that she had been stabbed by a child whose life she ordered before.
Turning his head, Rhett next to him curled his lips, looked at her expectantly with wide wet eyes, and his cheeks were slightly red.
"Plop!" Flora heard her heart beating powerfully. She touched Rhett's dry and white lips due to exhaustion, and began to think about what it would be like to kiss them.
The rapid sound of the car horn pulled her back, and the irascible driver at the street was complaining about the high school student who was riding without turning on the light.
No, they are nothing yet.
"You don't really think that I'm going to break the curse for you, do you?" Flora twitched her lips bluntly, then patted her shoulders pretending to speak earnestly, and said in a calm voice, "Young man, you also said that you must believe in science. No Doctor Evil, and no damn curse."
After she finished speaking, she patted her robe and got up, and walked along the street, trying to conceal what else might appear in her eyes.
"Where are you going?" Rhett shrugged regretfully, feeling that his foot had just been hit hard by the stone he moved in front of him.He got up and ran after him.
"Let's go home."
The word reminded Rhett of the door that Morgan kicked open. He turned his back to Flora and dialed the phone, asking in a low voice, "Hi Morgan, what happened to that door?"
"How I wish your first words were to persuade me to go back to the shower and get some sleep. I'm sorry to tell you that I kicked the door crooked and I can't fix it. I just asked Garcia for all of the city's possible midnight shifts. The carpenters on the phone all told me that they don’t want to work on Halloween, there is only one carpenter, but it’s still on the way.”
"Morgan, I'm really grateful..."
"You don't need to thank me, I will be happy if you catch up with that girl."
Reid put down the phone, realizing that Lopez would definitely find the deformed door when he went back now.
"Lopez, do you want to go to a masquerade party. Well, I mean there is a famous bar around here that has a masquerade party every Halloween. We haven't really been there tonight have we?"
"Hey, do you like to go to that kind of place?" Flora didn't expect this quiet doctor to have a prom-loving side, and added, "Well... aren't you tired?"
"No, no, I..." The door reappeared in Rhett's mind, swallowed and said humbly, "Yes...and I feel quite energetic now."
Quite energetic?Flora glanced at the thick dark circles under her eyes, and compromised even though she was confused: "Then lead the way."
*******
"Do you know what's so cool about Halloween? It's not a unique festival in the United States. I mean, although Halloween originated from the Celtic death sacrifice and the Christian All Saints' Day..." Rhett began to popularize Halloween along the way.
"Well, Halloween is still a big melting pot. It combines various traditions and beliefs of immigrants from all over the world." Flora looked down at the mobile phone in her hand, and read out the searched words cooperatively. How much she admired herself for being able to pick up the phone. This passage.
"That's right, and Halloween became more commercialized after trick-or-treating in the 50s, and today it's only rivaled by Christmas..."
The high-decibel music in the bar gradually covered Rhett's voice. Flora looked up at the name of the bar and found it very familiar. After searching, she found that it was opened by a hacker in the circle by such a coincidence.
When they arrived at the door, they were stopped. The receptionist at the door glanced at Rhett and said sorry that only people in cross-dressing could enter the venue.
Flora responded confidently: "Who said he didn't cross-dress."
Under the expression of "then what do you think he's disguised" on the face of the receptionist, Flora held back for a long time before saying: "He pretended to be Doctor Evil, but the spaceship was stopped by the traffic police for speeding, and my appearance was also used by me." Turned into magic and turned into an ordinary person!"
Do you think he will believe it =. =?
Every few steps he took, he was bumped and stepped back even more, looking left and right, carefully identifying the face that might be among them.
His thin body was hit by someone again, and he staggered back unconsciously. Before he could utter the words of dissatisfaction in his mouth, his eyes swept to the woman in a witch suit on the bench diagonally across from the theater.She was sitting on an iron metal bench, her golden-brown hair leaking from the brim of a witch's hat, and the metal chain of the black buckle satchel was hooked casually on one hand.
The brain has not yet given an instruction, and the feet have already stepped closer.
Under the various jumping lights of the street, it can still be seen that her delicately made-up eyes are full of smiles, and she is waving a small wooden stick with a string at the end slightly in her hand, bending towards the little girl who is also dressed as a witch in front of her. She said something with her lips, not noticing that he was only a few steps away.
******
Noticing that Flora, who was at the end of the theater, had already passed through the program code to the little girl before, she almost uttered the nonsense of "the next curse blesses the safety of future generations".
The giggling girl turned her small face obliquely behind Flora's body, and her laughter gradually subsided.
Flora turned around and followed her gaze. The doctor who had put her pigeons for nearly three hours was standing under a nearby tree. When she saw her looking over, he immediately pursed his lips in embarrassment and waved a hand in front of his chest. Waved, and then walked over.
"Is this the evil doctor who encountered space congestion?" The little girl asked innocently, "But it doesn't look like it at all."
"He was cursed by other witches, so even the skill of using laser weapons is terrible." Flora was inexplicably confused when she said this-he is standing there in good condition now, causing her to worry for so long. , thought something had happened.
"Laser weapons?" Rhett was puzzled.
"Hey, Doctor Evil! Where did your spaceship go?" The little girl changed the subject of the question.
Reid went around to the front of the bench and sat down with an arm's length away from Flora. He blinked again in confusion: "My spaceship...?"
The girl tilted her head, and wrapped one of her braids with one hand, "Sister Witch said that your spaceship was stuck in space, so she has been waiting for you."
When Rhett heard "Waiting for you all the time", he obviously froze, and he was stunned for a few seconds before realizing what happened.He focused his eyes on Flora, but she glanced at him and pretended to be casually looking at the scenery on the street.
"Yes, my spaceship." Reid repeated, lowering his body and getting closer to the little girl, pretending to be mysterious, "I just went faster than 100 miles, so the traffic police detained my spaceship, so I had to run over "He took out two nougats from his pocket and stuffed them in the little girl's hand: "You know that the chances of a girl under the age of 14 being abducted by criminals at night is 6% higher than that during the day, so hurry up with the candy go home."
The little girl nodded half-understanding, picked up a candy and held it in front of Flora, waiting for her to catch it, and said: "Sister Witch, don't be sad, I will find a way to make Dr. Evil return to his original form." Then ran Jump away.
She stuffed the nougat in her hand into the bag, pretended to glance casually at Rhett beside her, and continued to look at the street view without saying a word.
It didn't take long for Reid to break the deadlock first, and took out the mobile phone he gave him from his pocket. His tone was as urgent as before: "I'm sorry for Lopez, yesterday Bau went to Detroit to solve a serial murder case, today I I've been texting and calling you to tell you... I, I was worried about what happened to you, and I went to your house to look for you as soon as I got off the plane..." At this point he slowed down, whispering like He was comforting himself, "Fortunately, you are safe and sound..."
She took the phone from him, with his temperature on it.Flora turned her head to look at him, Rhett's gray shirt under a crimson sweater was a little wrinkled, and his eyes were full of tiredness—he came to her as soon as he got off the plane.
Lopez's heart tightened for a moment. Like a twisted child, she blamed Rhett for letting her pigeons make her worry. The dissatisfaction was replaced by guilt. It turned out that he was more disturbed than herself.
She put one hand on his shoulder, stared straight at him, and raised the corners of her mouth playfully: "Is there nothing else?"
"Other?" Rhett turned his head quickly, and then said pitifully: "I'm sorry to keep you waiting..."
"For example, "Dear Ms. Witch, cast me a spell" or something." Flora interrupted Rhett's customary "apology", waving the cat teasing stick with the bald end of the hanging rope.
Seeing Rhett paused for a moment, her eyes lit up immediately, and she responded in a serious manner: "But I am a doctor, and I don't believe in magic. However, there are indeed witches in the Middle Ages, and they are usually associated with religion. Most of the witches who were executed were innocent women. If they behaved dignifiedly and piously, they would be regarded as a disguise; if they were desperate and fearful of false accusations, they would also be regarded as what they deserved. As long as the priests want to kill any woman, will call her a witch..."
Flora still subconsciously Googled the moment Rhett showed the science popularization mode. After seeing the complete "Medieval Witch Trials", she was frightened by the horrific acts on Wikipedia and did not answer his words.Doctor, do you understand the sense of humor qaq Reed noticed that Flora's face froze, and immediately stopped the following science: "...Well, so you are dressed like this?"
"Today is Halloween." Flora's voice gradually lowered, and she looked away, "Isn't this... a surprise?"
Rhett immediately understood, she wanted to surprise him! !
His ears were a little hot, his eyes blinked excitedly, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
"Then what happened when your spaceship was detained? Don't you believe in science?" Flora changed the subject, so she would not let go of the contradiction in his words that she easily caught.
"Because you told the little girl that I have a spaceship, and I was just cooperating." He said as if with reason, "And...wasn't I being treated as Doctor Evil? Even though that doesn't exist."
"Sister Witch! I know how to undo the curse of Dr. Evil!" The little girl from before ran back at this moment, and she approached Flora, grinning confidently and continued: "I checked my "Encyclopedia" earlier. Complete Book", as long as you kiss Dr. Evil, Sister Witch, the curse will be lifted!" After she finished speaking, she jumped and ran away.
Kiss...for a while?Little girl, you can check that this is "Grimm's Fairy Tales"!
Flora deeply felt that she had been stabbed by a child whose life she ordered before.
Turning his head, Rhett next to him curled his lips, looked at her expectantly with wide wet eyes, and his cheeks were slightly red.
"Plop!" Flora heard her heart beating powerfully. She touched Rhett's dry and white lips due to exhaustion, and began to think about what it would be like to kiss them.
The rapid sound of the car horn pulled her back, and the irascible driver at the street was complaining about the high school student who was riding without turning on the light.
No, they are nothing yet.
"You don't really think that I'm going to break the curse for you, do you?" Flora twitched her lips bluntly, then patted her shoulders pretending to speak earnestly, and said in a calm voice, "Young man, you also said that you must believe in science. No Doctor Evil, and no damn curse."
After she finished speaking, she patted her robe and got up, and walked along the street, trying to conceal what else might appear in her eyes.
"Where are you going?" Rhett shrugged regretfully, feeling that his foot had just been hit hard by the stone he moved in front of him.He got up and ran after him.
"Let's go home."
The word reminded Rhett of the door that Morgan kicked open. He turned his back to Flora and dialed the phone, asking in a low voice, "Hi Morgan, what happened to that door?"
"How I wish your first words were to persuade me to go back to the shower and get some sleep. I'm sorry to tell you that I kicked the door crooked and I can't fix it. I just asked Garcia for all of the city's possible midnight shifts. The carpenters on the phone all told me that they don’t want to work on Halloween, there is only one carpenter, but it’s still on the way.”
"Morgan, I'm really grateful..."
"You don't need to thank me, I will be happy if you catch up with that girl."
Reid put down the phone, realizing that Lopez would definitely find the deformed door when he went back now.
"Lopez, do you want to go to a masquerade party. Well, I mean there is a famous bar around here that has a masquerade party every Halloween. We haven't really been there tonight have we?"
"Hey, do you like to go to that kind of place?" Flora didn't expect this quiet doctor to have a prom-loving side, and added, "Well... aren't you tired?"
"No, no, I..." The door reappeared in Rhett's mind, swallowed and said humbly, "Yes...and I feel quite energetic now."
Quite energetic?Flora glanced at the thick dark circles under her eyes, and compromised even though she was confused: "Then lead the way."
*******
"Do you know what's so cool about Halloween? It's not a unique festival in the United States. I mean, although Halloween originated from the Celtic death sacrifice and the Christian All Saints' Day..." Rhett began to popularize Halloween along the way.
"Well, Halloween is still a big melting pot. It combines various traditions and beliefs of immigrants from all over the world." Flora looked down at the mobile phone in her hand, and read out the searched words cooperatively. How much she admired herself for being able to pick up the phone. This passage.
"That's right, and Halloween became more commercialized after trick-or-treating in the 50s, and today it's only rivaled by Christmas..."
The high-decibel music in the bar gradually covered Rhett's voice. Flora looked up at the name of the bar and found it very familiar. After searching, she found that it was opened by a hacker in the circle by such a coincidence.
When they arrived at the door, they were stopped. The receptionist at the door glanced at Rhett and said sorry that only people in cross-dressing could enter the venue.
Flora responded confidently: "Who said he didn't cross-dress."
Under the expression of "then what do you think he's disguised" on the face of the receptionist, Flora held back for a long time before saying: "He pretended to be Doctor Evil, but the spaceship was stopped by the traffic police for speeding, and my appearance was also used by me." Turned into magic and turned into an ordinary person!"
Do you think he will believe it =. =?
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