[Variety Drama] Serious Nonsense

Let's see who is smarter.

After Flora hung up Rhett's call, she deeply realized what the "Black Queen" who swore her loyalty was thinking.

"Hi, Stacey, are you free after get off work today? Can I treat you to a coffee and do me a favor?" Flora stopped Laura Stacey who was passing through the corridor holding a dozen portfolios.She is a forensic doctor who is about the same age as Flora. They have known each other since they first entered the fbi training. Like her, they have not been interns for a long time, and not many people know her.

The girl with some freckles on her face wearing thick glass lenses nodded slowly after a few beats.

After get off work, she and Stacy arrived at the next table that Garcia had reserved 10 minutes early.

"Hey? Your boyfriend's colleague asked your boyfriend to pretend to be a lovelorn emotional man to meet a netizen?"

"Shh!"

Flora immediately put her index finger on her lips, beckoning her to speak softly.

"So I need you to temporarily help me pretend to be this netizen."

"But I don't understand. If you don't agree with him doing this favor, why don't you just tell him?"

Well, Rhett didn't tell her anything and just said he wanted to help.

Moreover, since her charming and humorous "Black Queen" wants to use this method to meet her, she naturally has to prepare some surprises, surprises that will make her unforgettable.

Stacey usually wears a white coat for work, and when she changes into casual clothes, she simply wears a long-sleeved sweater and a ponytail. If you don't observe carefully, you will be mistaken for a college student from the appearance.She was easy-going and a little cute, and finally agreed to Flora's request.

Ten minutes later, someone sat down at the next table, and then there was a conversation between Garcia and Red.

Well, after listening to the conversation, Flora knew that her poor Spencer had no idea of ​​the matter, but who told him to help without asking?She is so afraid that if someone sells him in the future, he will help calculate the maximum economic profit, and then draw a macroeconomic chart on paper.

"I'm actually a little nervous, this is the first time I've done something like this." Stacey rubbed her fingers uneasily and swallowed, "Do you think they will recognize me as a fake?"

"Believe me, as long as you read the text message on your mobile phone, it will be absolutely fine." Flora lowered her voice, turned on her mobile phone, and said "I am optimistic about you" so as not to pat her on the shoulder.

I saw Stacey took a breath, got up and told Flora awkwardly before getting up and leaving: "I'm not that nervous when I'm autopsy."

Flora is depressed, why is the corpse not afraid of the living _(:3」∠)_

After getting up, Stacey glanced at the first text message received by her mobile phone, walked around the restaurant cautiously for half a circle, walked to the next table, hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Excuse me, do you have any apple pie?"

After a brief surprise, Garcia realized who the girl was. She jumped up from her seat and enthusiastically invited what she thought was a "goddess" to sit down.

Then Flora at the next table sent a second text message: [Look at the man in front of you, say a name casually, tell them your screen name is "Apple Pie", and definitely say "I want "Black Queen" You are the one who introduced me."]

Stacey's nervousness made her sound more befitting of a young girl meeting a netizen for the first time.

"Hello, you can just call me Laura for now, or "Apple Pie". I think you're the one the Black Queen is going to introduce me to?"

Rhett glanced at Garcia for help.

Garcia immediately said: "Yes, that's him, he's the poor boy who cried so hard that he wanted to see you."

"Garcia, I didn't..."

Reid didn't finish a sentence, but was bumped by Garcia on the shoulder.Flora could hear poor Rhett's muffled groan after being knocked across the backs of both chairs.

It was the first time Garcia saw her goddess. She always thought that she was at least the same age as her, a charming and humorous computer queen. Why did the one in front of her look more like a college student?

"My little angel "Apple Pie", no, Miss Laura, may I ask your age?"

It turned out that Garcia could use these words in front of "her". oyz "But..." Stacey glanced at the phone while pretending to be confused, "But isn't the main purpose of your coming to me to persuade this poor boy who fell in love after a broken love?"

"Miss Stacey, actually I didn't...uh"

Rhett swallowed the words again because of the pain in the back of his foot.

"Yes, my close friend lost his relationship last week and was brutally dumped by his girlfriend. He told me through tears that he only wanted to see his internet dream "apple pie." Garcia stepped After kicking, she looked at her "goddess" with a smile. She must know more about her goddess before she would give up.Age is not a problem, a goddess is a goddess.

"I heard that you might do something outrageous if you don't see me... like committing suicide?" Stacey looked at Rhett, and she was almost at a loss for words when she said the word "suicide".

Flora tried her best to hold back her laughter, she could only imagine how green Rhett's face was at the moment.Unexpectedly, the next development was far from Flora's expectation.

"By the way, if you want to cut your wrist, you must aim at the radial artery that passes through the brachioradialis muscle and the pronator teres first. After seeing the blood flowing out quickly, put it into hot water." Stacey finished reading the text message, He added one more sentence.

The two people on the opposite side were stunned, and Flora, who was holding her stomach and suppressing her laughter at the next table, was also stunned at the moment.

The cute Stacey is good everywhere, but it's a pity that the occupational disease as a forensic doctor...

She never told the "Black Queen" that she was studying medicine. qaq "Hey Garcia, did you tell her I'm going to commit suicide?" Reed turned to Garcia after a few seconds of reaction and asked, obviously Flora's worry was unnecessary, as Stacy's medical rhetoric about the "radial artery" just now In Reid's view, it is probably common sense that ordinary people understand.

Garcia put a hand on Rhett's shoulder and gave it a jerk, effectively shutting Rhett's mouth again.Then he changed the subject with some embarrassment: "Well, Apple Pie, how was your program development last time?"

Hey, being ruined by the person next to you, Flora sighed and edited the text message again.

"It doesn't matter. This poor boy next to you is in danger, we have to help him first!" Only Stacey adjusted her glasses and added as before, "Well, I was actually I have been a psychotherapist trainer, and if it is a breakup depression, I can try non-drug physical and mental mediation, which has always been effective."

God, Flora who heard this sentence slammed her forehead with her palm.

"Hey, have you ever been a psychotherapy trainer? I haven't heard you say that before." Garcia looked a little confused at the moment, her goddess had never told her this before.

Thank you, Laura. Although your rich medical knowledge fills this character well, "Apple Pie" is an IT expert, not a forensic physiotherapist. The extra lines seriously do not match the style of the painting! oyz "Well, I just learned a little before. You need me to help her out of the shadows. I also know a lot of more scientific methods, such as "attention shift therapy" and "outdoor exercise therapy." Stacey It is too nervous, and the second is that when it comes to the content she can relate to, she has already started to play off the script.

Garcia blinked her eyes behind the red glasses, Rhett also saw Garcia's unexpected expression, hesitated and asked: "Excuse me, Miss Laura... are you really Is that the "apple pie" we're going to meet? You've been nervous since you sat down, and you subconsciously looked at your phone every time you said a word, and the muscles at the corners of your mouth tensed up when you smiled, which was extremely unnatural."

Flora has calculated everything, but she missed Rhett's proficiency in profiling, and Laura's procrastination.

This was even better, Stacey lost her grip on the phone with a nervous hand, and it slid down the leg of her trousers to the ground.She immediately ducked under the table in embarrassment to find her phone.

She must hurry up and end this farce that even six carriages could not turn back. Flora rubbed her forehead and sighed, and sent a text message: [Quickly find an excuse to leave, I will treat you to dinner tomorrow. ]

"I, I'm going to the bathroom!" Stacy came out from under the table, picked up her bag and rushed out towards the door.

"Garcia, is she really your netizen?" Reid looked at Garcia very suspiciously.

Garcia also had an expression of "how come". Could this be the gap between virtuality and reality?

Flora got up, straightened her clothes, and walked around to the seat behind her.

"Flora?" Rhett was obviously surprised when he saw her, and then his face turned green and pale, "Why are you here? Didn't you make an appointment on the street next door..."

"Red, so you are broken in love?" Flora interrupted her with a serious face.

"Wait a minute, I'm not, listen to me..."

"I was still dumped by my girlfriend, which girlfriend?" No, she had to finish the performance before she could laugh.

"Flora, listen to my explanation qaq" Reid waved his hands vigorously.

"Not only that, I heard that there is also depression after breaking up? Want to cut the radial artery between the brachioradialis and pronator teres first?" She raised her eyebrows and swore that this was the first time she remembered this weird physiological organization.

"And..." She emphasized her tone, "You actually have a dream, a dream, a love, a person on your network?"

"—No, no, no, no! Listen to me, Flora! qaq!"

"Lopez, I asked Reed to do this. It's all a misunderstanding, and I can explain it!" Garcia also desperately waved his hands in shock to clarify.

"Okay, but before I explain, please listen to my self-introduction first." Flora changed to a slower speaking speed, the corners of her mouth raised, her eyes fell on Garcia, and she stretched out a hand unhurriedly , "Flora Lopez."

Garcia obviously couldn't figure out the situation right away, she was stunned for no reason, even Rhett at the side froze, no, maybe her girlfriend was already confused qaq, but Flora's next words completely shocked Garcia Today's mood in West Asia once again experienced huge fluctuations, from the bottom of the valley to the clouds, and then dropped from the clouds, like a crazy roller coaster.

"More people know me as "Apple Pie", and some people directly call me "ap"." She continued to smile, "It's the first time we meet officially, my sweetheart "Black Queen", how is your life recently?" One sentence, she said through gritted teeth.