Everyone begging me to come out

There should be friction between Ruan Meng and her family x

Because although her family is a fortune-telling family, her family has always strictly prohibited her from telling others fortunes, and the mantle of the family was originally passed on to her, but after she had a younger brother, she immediately changed it to her younger brother, and she threw it aside. , She was not even allowed to inherit the family property.

Ruan Meng: A suffocating home, patriarchy, unequal treatment, I want to run away and mess with it.

Ruan's father & Ruan's mother: Just fart there!

After Ruan Meng went to college, she never returned home. To be precise, after the college entrance examination, the bold Ruan Meng took her small bag and went out to make money. Later, she was obsessed with making money and almost forgot to go to college to report x

At that time, Ruan Meng’s way of making money was to wear black sunglasses and a white mask, put a small hat on her head, put a made-up signboard on the ground, and then start fortune-telling.

Beside her is a trembling white-haired old gentleman with a fairy-tale character, and the sign reads "Three hexagrams a day, waiting for someone who is destined".

And her signboard reads: "Calculate casually, look casually, nine yuan and nine, you can't suffer, you can't be fooled."

Passerby: ...

For fortune-telling, the old man must have a set of equipment that seems to be quite old. It seems that which one is not simple and mysterious, which is convincing.

And she picks up small stones and twigs from the ground, and throws three steel coins if she is more generous.

Old gentleman:? ? ?

The old man must say when explaining hexagrams, "Heaven is healthy, and a gentleman carries things with virtue..."

But Ruan Meng would only say over and over again, "Great auspiciousness, great omen, moderate auspiciousness, minor ominousness, peace."

If the seeker asked further, the impatient Ruan Meng would point in one direction and say that the sign was there.

The old man looked horizontally and vertically, and his whole body was full of trustworthiness; Ruan Meng looked horizontally and vertically, his whole body was full of charlatans.

But Ruan Meng has one good point. Although she covers herself tightly, her height and voice cannot be faked.Passers-by could tell that it was a teenage girl.

In the eyes of the gangsters, a little girl came out to break into the society. One is that her family is poor, and the other is that she has no parents and no mother, so she needs to be a pillar.

Rich Ruan's father & Ruan's mother:? ? ?

The hooligans think that Ruan Meng is easy to bully by herself, so they plan to come over to tease her, and let Ruan Meng tell them fortunes.

Ruan Meng was not afraid to see five or six idle youths surrounding her with obscene smiles. She took out a section of toilet paper from her pocket, tore it up and threw it into the sky, and all the shredded toilet paper floated onto the road.Ruan Meng looked at the shredded toilet paper, her eyes flickered for a moment, and then said her hexagram, "You are very lucky today, good luck, and the stars are shining brightly."

These people have never seen this kind of fortune-telling method before, they laughed at Ruan Meng as a deceitful person, and planned to do something to Ruan Meng.

Ruan Meng hid back, pointed to the road and said, "Don't worry, your auspicious fortune is coming soon, do you want to take a walk on the road, it really shines brightly."

"Cut, don't you just want to send us away, what a lame reason." "Are you going to run away if you want to send us away?" "Liar!"

"Boom—" Just as they were talking, there was a big explosion on the road behind them, two cars collided, and the car shell was thrown high into the sky.

The world seemed to be silent for a few seconds, only Ruan Meng stood there and said with real regret, "It's been said that going to that road will bring good luck, why don't you go there."

Good luck, what a fart!

The gangsters thought to themselves, let alone the auspicious star shines brightly, they can go to the sky and stand side by side with the auspicious star.

This is a hard stubble, insisting that the death hexagram is an auspicious hexagram, and I want them all to die on that road!

The joy of escaping the catastrophe emerged, and the hooligans probably thought that Ruan Meng was a master and wanted to establish a good relationship with her, but the anger of being almost killed still drove them to take revenge on her, so they immediately rushed to prepare Hold down Ruan Meng and beat her up.

But Ruan Meng wouldn't stand there and let them catch her. She ran away long ago, took out three steel coins from her pocket and threw them out, "This hexagram didn't take effect, it's invalid. Seeing that you all look very good today, and there is Yu Fu, let me do the fortune telling for you!"

After falling to the ground, the three steel coins gurgled and rolled towards her left, right, front, and front.

Ruan Meng took a closer look, the hexagram was obvious, she turned to the gangsters chasing her and said, "The other three roads have been blocked, and your blessed land is here."

The hooligans had an ominous premonition when they heard the word "Fu" popping out of Ruan Meng's mouth. When they looked up, the electric poles and trees broke with a "click" and fell towards them.

"Fuck!" The gangsters scattered one after another, hiding aside, in a panic.

The passers-by who watched this scene were all dumbfounded.

Ruan Meng picked up her three steel coins and put them back in her pocket when everyone else was dumbfounded.Now that she is independent, she can support herself, and she can't waste a dollar!

"Do you still want to tell a fortune?" Ruan Meng asked them.

"Don't dare, dare not." The gangsters shook their heads, this is a living god.Why are they so blind to provoke her?

"Then let's make a hexagram gold. Each person has two hexagrams, the first hexagram is 190 yuan, and the second hexagram is [-] nine." Ruan Meng stretched out her hand, and she smiled happily under the sunglasses and mask, sharpening her knife to the pig and sheep.

But the gangsters paid the money honestly. In their opinion, this is not money for money, but money for life.This master is already extraordinarily good-tempered.

Ruan Meng counted the money and put it away, and when she turned around, there was a crowd of people looking for fortune-telling around her.

"Don't worry, come one by one, everyone has a share!"

The Ruan family's hexagrams are famous for their accuracy, and Ruan Meng, who has been educated by the Ruan family for more than ten years, has never been able to calculate the hexagrams accurately. They are all black hexagrams, and they are 100% sure black hexagrams.

The correct interpretation of Ruan Meng's hexagram just now should be, "Brother dei, I saw that you are a sign of death. You must not walk on the road recently. Be careful. The other three roads are life paths. If you move, you will die!"

But Ruan Meng never said that the hexagrams she calculated were black hexagrams, and she never interpreted her hexagrams twice to translate them into correct ones.

Ruan's father & Ruan's mother: This is very angry, how can this be released and smash the Ruan family's signboard?

Ruan Meng: My calculations are very accurate, but you guys are biased!Is my brother as accurate as I am? !No!I am the only one in the family who dares to say 100% gossip!I am Ruan's No.1!Why don't you let me inherit the mantle of the family!

Ruan's father & Ruan's mother: Bah!shameless!

Ruan Meng: I wish you all the best of luck, and eat chicken tonight!

Ruan's father & Ruan's mother: Damn it!What about the amulet, what about the mahogany sword, drag this unworthy descendant out and chop it up!

In short, Ruan Meng and his family have conflicts x

At that time, Ruan Meng liked to go out and do black divination, but when she entered university, she fell in love with playing games. It can be said that playing games saved black divination x

Ruan Meng put away her gossip and replaced it with a mouse and keyboard.

Transparent Yu knew that Ruan Meng could tell fortunes because of an accident. Once they went out together as a guest and got lost outside and couldn't find their way.Ruan Meng, who hadn't done a fortune-telling for a long time, suddenly remembered her family skills, did a fortune-telling, and successfully found the organization with Transparent Yu.

Ruan Meng's casual fortune-telling method has a sense of superiority when it comes to fruition. Transparent Yu was taken aback by her, and believed her evil. At the same time, she also wondered if Ruan Meng played games as an anchor and opened a store. her side job.

Ruan Meng: Calculating gossip is no fun for me anymore, playing games is the real joy!

But now to record a vlog, Ruan Meng has returned to her old profession of black divination. She knows that her fans, headed by Bai Yulou's Xiao Youfeng, are all fake fans who deceive her.

What food will the fake fans send her?

If you think about it, you should know that it will not be something delicious.

Ruan Meng didn't want to open the package of fake fans.So it is necessary to count a hexagram and avoid it in advance.

Xiaoyoufeng of Baiyulou: Fan experience is extremely bad, fans are gone x

Ruan Meng recorded the scene of her being black, and at the same time prevented those fake fans from saying that she operated in secret, saying, "Why can't I get the gift I bought for her with Mr. Meng's luck, there must be something shady!" "Those are all small packages sent by Mr. Meng himself. Mr. Meng directs and acts on his own!"

Ruan Meng casually made a guess, she didn't know if it was because she hadn't counted the birth for a long time.Her hexagram was disturbed by something, and she jumped on the table to change the result.

She scratched her head and couldn't figure it out. She had never seen her hexagram change since she was a child. Is the changed hexagram still black?Who changed her divination?

Fu Hei: Ah Meng wants to open my box (by someone who whispered a few days ago)

Ruan Meng followed the hexagram and found the box that she should be the first to open. For the first time, she felt unconfident, afraid that her 100% black hexagram would fail.

Then she opened the box.

"This is?" Ruan Meng took out the contents of the box, a bottle of Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water, and another bottle of Liushen toilet water-flavored cocktail.

Ruan Meng shook the bottle, "It seems to be okay?"

Then she opened the bottle and smelled it, with no expression on her face, opened a bottle of "Gudu Gudu" and drank a third of it, and then drank a third of the other bottle, explaining, "Actually, these two bottles are pretty good. It’s delicious. I know that I’m feeling deeply depressed, but in order to save money for the next box, I won’t drink it in the video, but I will definitely finish these two bottles.”

Fu Hei: Isn't this said to be super nasty to drink? ? ?Why does Ah Meng look delicious? ? ?

Ruan Meng: When I was young, I often drank the medicine at home, so I have a strong resistance!

Fu Hei: If you don’t listen to bastard’s chanting, you must lie to me, and I want to place an order to taste it!

A few days after the Vlog was released

Fu Hei's intuition kept jumping, telling her not to drink, but she remembered the scene when Ruan Meng drank, resolutely ignored her intuition that never made mistakes, opened the bottle and took a sip carefully, her face immediately wrinkled into a ball, bitter He said, "Ameng is a big liar, liar!"

Ruan Meng:? ? ?

Ruan Meng: Obviously you insisted on drinking it yourself.

Fu Hei: No matter, Ah Meng is a big liar.

Ruan Meng: ...

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April 6

Today is cloudy, and my mood is like the weather.I haven’t eaten since yesterday, and I’m cold and hungry. My family still refuses to admit my black divination ability, and I’m the No. 1 member of the Ruan family.Not only that, but also tied me home, wanted to arrange a marriage for me, let me marry Fu Hei, and said that it was impossible for me to marry Ah Liang in my life.I can't bear it, I can't bear it, I will write down this hatred.

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Fu Hei's ability will interfere with Ruan Meng's hexagrams, but sometimes Fu Hei's intuition is useless to Ruan Meng hhhhh