Everyone begging me to come out

Fu Hei was teasing the dog in the yard, Ruan Meng took the broom and swept from one end of the yard to the other end of the yard, and finally put the garbage into the trash can, watching Fu Hei and Duoduo make a mess of the yard again.

Even under Fu Hei's command, Duoduo started to gnaw on the broom Ruan Meng was holding, leaving scum everywhere.

Xu Chang & Alan: "Pfft!"

In fact, in addition to this person and a dog, there is another A Piao who is tossing around in the yard.

Duoduo is very spiritual and psychic. Although he can't see A Piao, he can feel A Piao's existence, that is, it is Duoduo + A Piao who are running around in the yard.

Ruan Meng supported her forehead: "I'm sorry."

Fu Hei corrected, "No, it's 'Oh no, this is the feeling of heartbeat'."

Ruan Meng: "???"

Xu Chang & Alan: "Pfft!"

"Okay, okay, stop playing, let's think about how to make money." Ruan Meng stretched out her hand, calling Fu Hei over.

Fu Hei went over with Duoduo in his arms, "Hey, the director is too black-hearted, shouldn't we not sell things to them?"

"But the guests want to eat meat, we have to go to the village to buy it." Ruan Meng said, "Besides, don't I want to buy you chickens?"

Fu Hei asked, "Does Duoduo know how to eat small chickens?"

"You can teach him not to chew, and you can train him into a shepherd dog." Ruan Meng said.

Fu Hei: "..."

"Can we sell vegetables directly?" Fu Hei asked.

Ruan Meng shook her head, "I don't recommend this, because the price is not high. Selling agricultural products directly and processing them are not the same price. Now in May, the main crop prepared by the program group is early rice, and the purchase price is the national protection price, one catty 1.3 yuan, but does not enjoy state subsidies."

"Ameng, I have a bad premonition." Fu Hei said tremblingly, "We have finished eating the existing rice, shall we shell and grind it ourselves?"

Ruan Meng covered Fu Hei's mouth, "If you don't say a word, the program team may not think of doing this."

The director pressed the microphone loudly, "I heard it! We planned it this way!"

"When did you plan?" Ruan Meng asked.

The director said confidently, "Just now."

Fu Hei made a bitter face, "You're so poor, Ah Meng, how can we live?"

"There is a fish pond over there. We can try to make dried fish first. Wash the vegetables, dry them in the sun, and pickle them. The vegetables can be dried for three or two days, and the pickled products need a month. So we still give priority to cooking." Ruan Meng said.

"Yeah." Knowing that their financial situation is not good, Fu Hei consciously put Duoduo down, and pushed out a wheelbarrow from the tool room with difficulty, "This one transports a lot of things, use this!"

"Let me do it." Allen rolled up his sleeves and took the wheelbarrow, pushing it to go to the field.

"Mr. Xu, you can instruct them to pick vegetables. If you still have the energy, it would be even better if you can dry some early rice." Ruan Meng said, "I'll go catch fish."

"Can you catch fish by yourself?" Xu Chang asked, remembering the fish soup he ate this morning, and smiled, "You still need to wear protective clothes and shoes, otherwise you will feel uncomfortable when you get wet."

"I will pay attention, Ah Hei, please."

It is not very advisable to use branches to spear fish or something.

Ruan Meng searched the tool room for a while, pulled out a net, put on boots and protective clothing, carried a fish basket on her back, and set off with ease.

The fish in the fish pond are very stupid when they are first caught by people, but as long as people come more often, they will become smarter.In this regard, animals are smarter than humans think, after all, this is a matter of life.

"Only catch big fish, small fish can keep them longer." Ruan Meng skillfully picked up the fish from the water and put it back into the fish basket.

Ruan Meng used to go on missions in relatively remote places and needed to be self-sufficient. Living in the countryside was no pressure for her, not to mention that the environment set up by the program group for them was much better than the real countryside.

Ruan Meng has good eyesight and precise movements. She fished a basket full of fish in ten minutes, carried it back to the field, put it under the faucet to rinse it off, and then sharpened her knife to the carp, one knife at a time, cleanly and without mercy.

Originally in the fish basket, without the water they depended on for survival, all the carps that were still alive and kicking after being baked by the sun could no longer jump up, and then Ruan Meng cleaned their internal organs.

"Put the fish white here, and the fish roe here." Ruan Meng carefully put away these accidental products, and they will become delicious in the future.

Speaking of which, Ruan Meng didn't know what milt was when she was young, she thought it was fish oil, until she learned Baidu x

Oh, she was so naive back then.

After Ruan Meng cleaned the internal organs of the fish, he washed them clean. Where the meat is too thick, he needs to use a sharp knife to scratch it a few times to let air and sunlight in, increase the drying area and speed up the drying.

These fish are not in a hurry to pickle, Ruan Meng threaded them one by one with a rope and hung them in the yard.

"Aren't you marinating?" a cameraman asked.

"The fish can be marinated only after the water on the fish stops running down. This process usually takes two to three hours." Ruan Meng said while cleaning up the things she made on the ground, "During this time, I can Go and keep fishing."

The camera couldn't help but say, "I'm afraid you won't be able to clean up the fish in the fish pond in a day."

"What are you talking about, I'm not a devil. Besides, not all fish ponds are full of big fish, but there are also small fish that need to grow up." Ruan Meng seemed surprised by the idea of ​​taking pictures .

"So you're going to kill them all except the fish?"

"Of course, we don't have time to raise fish." Ruan Meng said, "Fish food is too troublesome. Will the program team raise fish for us?"

The director team fell silent.

Ruan Meng passed by where Fu Hei and the others were picking vegetables on their way out of the mountains to fish, and saw the wheelbarrow full of vegetables.

"You guys did a good job." Ruan Meng checked the vegetables on the car, "After washing these vegetables, you can dry them in the sun first. If there is not enough space, pickle them."

Fu Hei looked at Ruan Meng, hesitated, and wanted to force her in a low voice.

Ruan Meng knew what Fu He wanted to say, so she gave her a vaccination, "The program team said, enough salt, you don't have to think about it."

"That's good!" Fu Hei said, "I've been thinking just now, we are sun-dried and salted, how much should we spend on the salt. Uncle farmers work so hard, and it's hard to earn money."

"It will be fine. The country is constantly improving the living conditions of farmers, subsidizing grain purchases, canceling agricultural taxes, etc., and one day farmers will be completely liberated." Ruan Meng patted Fu Hei's head, "Good boy~"

At noon, they had a simple meal and then worked again. Until three o'clock, the things they hung outside covered half of the yard. Ruan Meng announced, "You don't need to hang the rest of the vegetables, just marinate them." gone."

Fu Hei kept working until Ruan Meng poured a circle of cold water on the outer edge of the jar, and finally closed the lid and sealed it.

"Don't you need to move after that?" Fu Hei poked the fat shell of the sauerkraut jar.

"It will be unsealed in a month, and it can be eaten or sold after that. At that time, it will be more convenient to add vegetables. After washing it, put it directly in it."

Ruan Meng pasted a small note with the date on the jar, and asked Allen to move the jar to the storage room and keep it away from light.

"Ameng, I feel a sense of accomplishment looking at these dishes now." Fu Hei said, wiping the sweat off his brow.

"Yes, the most precious is the one that comes through your own efforts." Xu Chang tried to add some chicken soup.

But Fu Hei didn't seem to care much about the chicken soup, little stars appeared in her eyes, "All the money hanging on the rope~"

Xu Chang: "...It's really a small amount of money. I don't know if these things are worth 50 yuan after drying. Is it enough for a bottle of happy water?"

Fu Hei suddenly felt very uncomfortable.

"Don't cry, don't cry." Ruan Meng patted Fu Hei's back, "I'll buy you a little chick after I sell the money."

"I want two!" Fu Hei raised two fingers.

"Why do you need two?" Ruan Meng didn't say buy, buy, buy. "I think one is fine, and I will name her Xiao Ji Zai. But my only question is, what if he is a little rooster?" ?”

"She must be a pullet!" Fu Hei said, still holding up two fingers, "I still want two, two pullets, let them be together, and then buy them a fertilized egg, two We only hatch little Ji cubs together!"

"I think this is a good idea." Ruan Meng nodded, "I just don't know what to name them."

"Don't worry about the names! Save money first, and it won't be too late to name them when the time comes!" Fu Hei said.

Ruan Meng thought of a new question, "Since we want to raise two little Ji cubs, should we make a chicken coop first?"

"I also have a question." Xu Chang said with a smile, "It will take time for the little Ji cub to grow up. Before that, we need to buy a few hens that can only lay eggs, otherwise we will have no eggs to eat every day."

Ruan Meng & Fu Hei: What a miserable life, life without eggs and meat qwq

At this time, a devil took out a microphone and said to them, "You can pay on credit, and the daily interest is only 0.05%, which is very cost-effective!"

"No credit, who would borrow money!" Ruan Meng flatly refused.

That afternoon, Ruan Meng brought back three big hens and two little chicken cubs with Fu Hei, and said with tears, "It smells so good."

Director. Devil. Acting: Happy!

Ruan Meng looked at the dried goods in the yard, and felt a heartache that although they were still in front of her eyes, they no longer belonged to her.

At this moment, the phone rang in the house.

"Who?" Ruan Meng asked, she and Xu Chang looked at each other, and said to Xu Chang, "Please."

"Returning to the Garden" is a variety show. There is no publicity for the show, and no one is optimistic about it. Before Ruan Meng paid for the sponsorship, the show was quite miserable.

Ruan Meng suspects that Xu Chang is the talkative person among the TV hosts, and because he can't push people away, he will be the host of this show.

Since Xu Chang will host "Returning to the Garden" for favors, then Xu Chang, who is very popular in the industry, will naturally have people to participate in the show for his sake.

And Ruan Meng's friends generally can't get on the line of variety shows, so it's better for Xu Chang to receive the callers, and Xu Chang's popularity in the entertainment circle is relatively large.

Xu Chang nodded, went to answer the phone, and pressed the speakerphone by the way.

"Hello, hello, this is Tianju." Xu Chang said.

"Hi, we are guests coming tomorrow, I heard that you can order food here..."

Ruan Meng asked Xu Chang to answer the phone, with the intention of letting Xu Chang identify who the caller was, but that person was quite cunning and used a voice changer.

Xu Chang made a calm gesture to Ruan Meng, "It doesn't matter if you use a voice changer, I can also guess who is calling."

sharp!Ruan Meng gave a thumbs up, this is the attitude of doing a job and loving a job x

"I want to eat... Do you have any signature dishes?" The caller turned around and asked Xu Chang.

Xu Chang covered the receiver with one hand to prevent the callers from hearing what they were saying, and said to Ruan Meng, "He is very cunning, he doesn't reveal his information on the dishes, what are we going to say, chef?"

"Signature dish, leftovers!" Ruan Meng said.

Xu Chang suppressed a smile and said, "Our chef said that the signature dish here is leftovers."

"You chefs are a bit low-level."

Xu Chang couldn't hold back his laughter, "Hahahahaha, you'll regret saying that!"

"Hey, is there anyone else coming to this show? Anyone else I know besides you?"

"Maybe you don't know someone, but you must know someone." Xu Chang hinted desperately, "So have you decided what to eat?"

"I have a strong desire to survive," the man said, "so I choose abalone and lobster!"

"What?!" Ruan Meng was anxious when she heard this, "If you dare to come, I won't make any abalone or lobster. I'll use a knife to make human meat buns!"

"Okay, okay, I know who is cooking." The thief said, "Since this is the case, considering that e-sports girls don't know how to cook, everything is simple, I choose Yangzhou fried rice..."

"It's not too bad." Ruan Meng sat back on the sofa again.

"...add another beef curry!"

"Beef is too expensive to afford."

But Ruan Meng didn't blow her hair this time.

"Do you know about abalone and lobster?"

"Okay, okay, Yangzhou fried rice with curry beef, I can't do it." Ruan Meng raised her hand in surrender, "If you owe money, you owe it, anyway, if you have too much, you won't feel it."

"Hey hey." The guest who was coming tomorrow hung up the phone.

Ruan Meng looked at Xu Chang, and asked solemnly, "Tomorrow, let him work more, it's best to earn back all the money we owe!"

"He may not be able to do it. His back injury is serious and he can't do heavy work." Xu Chang said awkwardly.

Ruan Meng's face was full of joy, "Don't we have medicinal materials in the back mountain? I will treat lumbar muscle strain later on. One dose will ensure that he is alive and kicking like a god, and help us earn back all the money."

Xu Chang wiped the sweat off his brow and sighed, "This show is terrible. People who are worth hundreds of millions are going crazy for 100 yuan."

Ruan Meng went out again with the basket on her back. Fu Hei saw it and asked, "Ameng, what are you doing?"

Ruan Meng raised the sharp sickle in her hand and said, "Tomorrow's guest has a bad waist, I'll go get some medicine for him."

"Huh?" Puzzled in Fu Hei's eyes, "Are you going to pick up the Huang Jing I lost yesterday?"

"Is there any connection between kidney deficiency and bad waist?" Ruan Meng asked.

Fu Hei asked, "Is there no contact?"

Xu Chang couldn't help but came out and coughed a few times, "His back is bad because of too much work, not kidney deficiency."

"Oh..." Fu Hei's cute expression made Xu Chang wonder if she really listened to his words.

"A Meng, what do we have for dinner?"

"... Borrow some more money to buy meat."

"Oh well."

Xu Chang wiped his tears from the side, "It's too miserable, the worst sponsor sponsor, reduced to a wage earner, working hard to repay the debt."

At this time, a singer who tried to hook up with Ruan Meng appeared, "Mr. Meng, I'll go with you!"

Ruan Meng looked at Ai Lun and nodded, "That's okay, besides medicinal materials, there are actually bamboo shoots and the like on the mountain, which can be dug up and eaten."

There is a question that Ruan Meng didn't ask Alan.

That is whether Allen will dig bamboo shoots.

I don't think he will, so I don't ask x

On the way there, Allen tried to talk to Ruan Meng, but Ruan Meng stopped him with a sentence, "If you don't know how to dig bamboo shoots, you can take a look on Baidu first and make some preparations. There are not only bamboo shoots on the mountain, but also other Things, it’s good to know about it. Also, read the article on how to protect yourself, what to do if you fall or encounter a snake. Of course, I suggest that you call me quickly. If you are lucky, we can still eat Snake Soup."

"I can deal with the snake." Allen said stiffly.

Then--

"Snake! There's a snake!" Allen didn't find a snake beside him until the snake was very close to him, and he found the snake from among the grass.

It was a little yellow snake with colorful spots on its body, which reminded him of a poisonous snake.At this time, the little yellow snake looked at him with cold and emotionless eyes, and spit out the letter, as if thinking about how to attack him.

"Biu——" A stone flew out from behind him and hit the little yellow snake seven inches in length. The little yellow snake remained motionless.

"Don't worry." Ruan Meng came from behind with a crate on her back and a sickle in her hand, "That's just a cauliflower snake, it's not poisonous, it's a listed first-class national protected animal. Come back slowly, we Don't interfere with its life."

"Oh." Allen was still shocked, and still felt a moment of fear.

"The snakes that we can eat are called black snakes, and they are used for mass breeding." Ruan Meng explained, and by the way, look at the condition of the bamboo shoots dug by Allen.

Sure enough, people who do farm work for the first time may not necessarily do well.

All the bamboo shoots in Allen's basket were damaged.

"But it's all edible, as long as it's cut up, it won't be noticeable," Ruan Meng said.

Allen promised, "I will work hard to learn how to dig bamboo shoots."

"It doesn't matter. You are a singer. If you can do it well, you can do it well. If you can't do it well, no one will blame you." Ruan Meng didn't care much about this. "I don't know how you are doing abroad. But I think if you want to come to China to develop, at least you should work harder on Chinese. However, the singer is still the most important work, do you have any good melodies now?"

"Still thinking." Allen said silently.

"Come to me when your thoughts are mature." Ruan Meng waved her hand, "If you continue like this, Ah Hei might try to pinch my flesh tonight."

Allen smiled embarrassedly.

Soon Ruan Meng and Ai Lun went back with medicinal materials and a bunch of broken bamboo shoots. The old man (Xu Chang) and the child (Fu Hei) were waiting to be fed.

Fu Hei has already started chopping vegetables, if Ruan Meng comes back to play for a while, she will finish the dishes.

"It's been hard work." Ruan Meng entered the kitchen, quickly found her role, helped Fu Hei, and handed things over.

"Ah Hei can also cook, it's amazing." Allen stood at a loss, not knowing what to do.

"Alan, can you cook?" Xu Sing asked.

Allen asked cautiously, "Does microwave food count?"

Xu Chang smiled, "Is it the kind that you put in, adjust the time, and eat when the time is up?"

"Yes." Allen nodded.

"You can maintain this figure, you have worked hard at fitness!" Xu Chang said.

Allen smiled embarrassedly, "Although I often eat high-calorie microwave food, I have a disordered diet and exercise, so I am not very fat."

Xu Chang said a few words of persuasion, "It's better to eat well, it's good for your health."

"Yeah, I will." Allen verbally agreed like this, but it's not certain whether he can actually change it.Most people are like this, humbly admit their mistakes, never repent x

Fu Hei's cooking is also super delicious, and this time the camera brothers came as scheduled.

But this time, they made Ruan Meng feel that it was too much, "Why didn't you take pictures of me when I was cooking. Now that Ah Hei is cooking, when you add filters and beautification, take her to the scene!"

Ruan Meng refused to accept, she wanted to protest.

"Please wake up, you are the beauty black hole of this show." The cameraman said very coldly wearing sunglasses.

"That's an exaggeration for you!" Ruan Meng hopped her feet, fuming, "I can bear it even if you say I'm a passing grade, so why do you say I'm a black hole!"

Although Ruan Meng's upright looks are attractive to passers-by, but in the entertainment circle of beauty and beauty, she only touched the six-point pass line.

"It's not fair. I'm younger than Mr. Xu, and I have better looks than Mr. Xu."

"But Mr. Xu is the c position in the uncle circle, are you?"

"Heart hurts!"

Fu Hei stood on the side and smiled happily. After laughing for a while, he served the vegetables and brought them under the arbor outside.

While eating, Ruan Meng still looked fuzzy.

Seeing her look, Fu He wanted to laugh, "Is that what you care about?"

"Hmph, why are you smiling so happily!" Ruan Meng was angry, crossing her arms and not looking at Fu Hei.

"Hey, let me have a look at this little puffer fish." Fu Hei quietly leaned over and gave a mouthful, satisfied, "It looks like the little puffer fish is deflated now and doesn't hurt people anymore."

"Is the puffer fish deflated or not?" Ruan Meng pouted and said, but picked up chopsticks in her hand and was ready to eat.

"Let's eat~" Fu Hei put a piece of meat into Ruan Meng's bowl, "I cooked it, eat more!"

Ruan Meng took a few mouthfuls of rice and said, "We will get up early tomorrow to buy beef for our customers."

"Hey, don't you want curry?" Fu Hei asked.

"Curry is made of turmeric and a variety of spices. Turmeric is a kind of medicinal material. I have already dug it in the back mountain, so I don't need to buy it." Ruan Meng said, "But the soup for the guests has not been boiled yet. I'll deal with the firewood later, hope it lasts through the night."

"Okay, Ah Meng, come on!" Fu Hei said.

The author has something to say: the beast's schedule is really scary!I actually got sick before night!

There is only one person left, and all the people who owe more will appear on the scene.