Fake Celestial Master Lives as a Half Immortal

After going around in a big circle, the "murderer" was not found, but he succeeded in "sweeping pornography".

Yan Yugu sent the copy of the file to Police Officer Heipi, and led Lin out of the Internet cafe to find a place to fill his stomach.Lin Bi was hungry all morning, his stomach was already thundering.Unceremoniously asked to go to Jinxiu Restaurant to eat cumin grilled lamb chops.

On the way, Lin Bi sighed and said, the kids these days are so powerful, when I was their age, I could only go to Internet cafes to play games, how could there be so many fools to do this kind of thing.

Not to mention Yan Yugu, who was pressed on the mountain every day to learn all kinds of strange techniques of armoring and to recite all kinds of morality.

Lin Bidao: "Li Li and Sun Rong are also two children who did not learn well at a young age. They are really fascinated by money, and it will be a matter of time before they are discovered."

Indeed, whether it is Li Li or Sun Rong, whether it is playing role-playing or playing with the camera, these two hobbies are tantamount to burning money.In terms of their ordinary family background, no matter how you think about it, it is not a circle they can afford to play now. Besides, Li Li sells herself and Sun Rong sells their videos for money. Sooner or later, people will find out.Lin Bi had heard some rumors about... before, but now that he actually encountered it, he still couldn't help feeling that your circle is really messed up.

As for who was behind the "circle", Lin Bi and Yan Yugu didn't bother to find out, so they turned their heads to the black-skinned police officer for investigation.From the beginning to the end, their main task was to find out the murderer behind the murder of Li Li and the head teacher.

"Liu Xiaorou." Yan Yugu suddenly said, "Do you know anything about her?"

Lin Bi bit his finger and thought about it, and a pretty figure appeared in his mind, "Liu Sanniang's daughter from the next building, she didn't say a few words, she's a rebellious little girl, she's like a two hundred and five... Oh, yes She and Sister Chen will not deal with that dog."

Sister Chen's dog doesn't deal with anyone.He added silently in his heart.

"Sister Chen?" Yan Yugu struggled to pull out the impression of Sister Chen from the depths of his mind, "I remembered, it was the neighbor in your community whose dog died a while ago."

Lin Bidao: "Do you suspect that Liu Xiaorou killed the person?... It is very possible to say that Heigou was killed, but why did she kill Li Li and the head teacher? Could it be—"

There was a "click" in his brain, a string of sparks and lightnings exploded, and a big hole was burned in his mind. In just a few seconds, Lin Bi had a brain fill-in of a taboo about gathering, youth, teachers and students, lily, triangle, etc. Campus pornographic novels with various elements.

When it was over, Lin Bi still couldn't get enough of it and said, "I'm really a genius."

Yan Yugu poured cold water on him, and said coldly: "I don't care what you think, I can tell you clearly, it is definitely not what you think."

Lin Bi: "..."

Lin Bidao: "Senior brother, why do you have to go to such trouble and insist on investigating something that can be solved by 'recalling the soul' through questioning. If you can't call the soul on the spot, maybe you were arrested by a secret messenger?"

"It's hard to say." Yan Yugu said, "After dinner, ask Liu Xiaorou's parents for a question."

"How to make an appointment? How to ask?" Lin Fang dissatisfied, "Do you want to tell people that your daughter is suspected of... ahem? What's the use of thinking so much, why don't you go to the underworld, in case you are really arrested What about the soul?"

Yan Yugu glanced at him like a warning, and didn't tell him any reason, just said: "No."

Lin Bi curled his lips and changed the topic: "Brother, after dinner, are you going back to the courtyard or something? You have been out for a day, and if you don't go back, you won't be afraid of the four paper people in your courtyard running around."

He thought to himself, when you go back to the courtyard, the Emperor Shan Gao is far away, so he can't control me.

After the two had eaten the newly launched lamb chops at Jinxiulou Restaurant, Yan Yugu thought about it and parted with Lin Bi at the restaurant.As Lin Bi said, things are locked in his courtyard, and it is not easy to go out for too long, because he is afraid that some short-sighted "thief" will take advantage of his absence and attract the attention of the four paper people.Before leaving, he didn't forget to remind Lin Bi to ask Liu Sanniang for a question, and don't make any wrong thoughts.

Naturally, Lin Bi didn't take it to heart, thinking about going up to the rooftop in the early morning, and going down to the underworld to question Lord Hades.

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Liu Xiaorou locked herself in the bedroom, the phone beside her was beeping, and the news was overwhelming, Sun Rong made several calls, and the text messages flooded her phone.

"The note came to my house for questioning! They pulled out the memory card in my camera! What should I do? Xiaorou! Our affairs will be discovered!"

"Liu Xiaorou! Quickly answer the phone!"

"Make a wish! Hurry up and make a wish! It doesn't matter if Tiaozi loses his memory or goes crazy... Otherwise our secret will be revealed!"

Liu Xiaorou's complexion was pale, cold sweat rolled down her forehead continuously, the room was filled with deafening death heavy metal music, the sound waves were like sea water, enveloping her and filling her eardrums.She stared at the black plastic bag next to the bed, as if there was some monster in it, and it might jump out of the bag in the next second...

Make a wish!Make a wish!Hurry up and make a wish...

No!No!I won't make another wish!Her eyes became resolute, and Li Li's tragedy of old age kept replaying and spinning in her mind. She pulled her hair, and the soft black hair was interspersed between her fingers, glowing white.

I don't want to die yet!

……

When a living person goes to the underworld, it is called Xiayin, or to put it more pleasantly, it is passing through Yin.Of course, not everyone can go through the Yin. Only children with special constitutions who can't cry after birth can pass the Yin.Such children are called overcasts.

Lin Bi is a person who has passed the Yin, but he has light characters and weak alchemy. Uncle Yan never taught him the method of passing the Yin, nor let him pass the Yin.Just because you haven't learned or done it doesn't mean you can't peek at it. When Lin Bi was studying the Fa on the mountain, he peeked at the scene of Yan Yugu crossing the shadows.

He has an excellent memory and still remembers the mantras he needs to recite to this day.At night, when the moon came out and the clock pointed to one o'clock in the morning, it was rumored that when the yin energy was at its peak, Lin Bi took a few sticks of tribute incense from the study and ran to the roof to prepare for the yin.

"In this land, the spirit of the god is the most spiritual. He ascends to heaven and earth, goes out of the dark and enters the underworld, and plays for me. He can't stay there. On the day of success, he will sacrifice to the Qing Dynasty."

The tribute incense burned and released green smoke, which drifted into the endless night with the sound of mantras.

As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately felt dizzy, his eyelids were heavy, the scenery in front of him was blurred, and his feet were light.Lin Bi closed his eyes, feeling his consciousness drifting away. When he opened his eyes again, his soul and body separated, and a small earth temple appeared out of nowhere in the open space in front of him.Next to the temple is a tall and majestic general gate.Thin ropes were hung on the four cornices of the door, extending into the black mist. A few small and bright red lanterns were hung on the ropes, shining on the door, clearly reflecting a golden plaque on it. There are three words written: the gate of hell.

A little old man with white eyebrows and white hair, wearing a khaki robe, stood at the Earth Temple and the Gate of Ghosts, looking at Lin Bi with a smile.

The little old man had a protruding forehead, as if a peach had grown on it, and he was holding a cane and a book in his hand.Seeing Lin Bi shaking his head, he said, "Who is here? How did you leave your body?"

From the yang world to the underworld, there are nine levels of checkpoints to go through, the first one is the earth temple.Don't underestimate that although the land is a small official, the connection between the yang and the underworld depends entirely on him.The land also holds a large volume of books in its hands, called the "household registration book", which records the mountains, rivers, water and soil, the number of people and animals, and the life span of all living things in the area under its jurisdiction.

Seeing the Lord of the Earth, Lin Fang was overjoyed. He never thought that he would succeed in the first time he escaped from the ghost. He looked left and right, and it took him a long time to answer the Lord's question, "Looking for people! Oh no, looking for ghosts!"

The land smelled the fragrance of the tribute incense, and thought in his heart that the fragrance is so fragrant, this kid is quite knowledgeable, so he asked again: "What ghost are you looking for?"

Lin Bi thought for a while, he didn't know the full name of the dead class teacher, so he reported the names of Heigou Hengheng and the dead student Li Li.The book in the land man's hand quickly flipped through, and it glowed with a faint golden light.

The result came out soon, and the land official read it three times, shook his head and said, "No black dog or student died in the past few days or yesterday."

"Impossible!" Lin Fang couldn't believe it, and snatched the book from the Lord of the Land. "This, this person and one dog were indeed confirmed dead, how could it not be!?"

The land lord hurriedly snatched it back, "Boy, be gentle with your hands and feet, and be careful to tear my book!... There are thousands of black dogs in this city, and there are hundreds of people named Li Li. If you want to check, you have to report the name of the person." The investigation is accurate. However, there were indeed no two people on the list of the ghosts and souls in the past few days and yesterday."

Lin Bidao: "Perhaps the person was arrested and didn't notify you?"

The Lord of the Earth shook his head: "Impossible, impossible, whether it is life or death, it must pass through my Earth Temple and be inspected. If it is said to be death, I have to confirm whether the ghost's name and appearance match the "Household Register" Only after checking whether the lifespan is exhausted, will the group of ghosts be given red badges and let go to the underworld to prepare for reincarnation... Hey wait, where are you going, kid?!"

Of course, I'm going to the underworld to ask clearly!Lin Ju saw the right opportunity, took advantage of the land lord's chatter, and ran to the gate of hell beside him!While running, he said: "You don't know anything about it once you ask a question, so I'll go to Lord Yan to find out!"

"Smelly boy! Come out!" The land boy had short legs and a small body, and his robe was in the way. He ran like a potato rolling on the ground, and he couldn't roll fast. "This road to hell is not something ordinary people can walk!"

Lin Fang ignored him, his figure was like lightning, and he slipped into the gate of hell without even touching a hem of his clothes.Before entering, he even made a funny face to mock the Earth Lord.

"Aiyo! Aiyo! What a crime!" The land lord was sweating anxiously. This living person has passed through the shadows, and those who have no ability can't get out. He didn't know Lin Bi, and he didn't know his ability. He got in...

Find ten temples!Find ten temples!The ten halls happen to be working in Yangjian!As soon as the Lord of the Earth clapped his hands, he stopped chasing Lin Bi, and a Tu Dun disappeared.

And Lin Bi, who entered the ghost gate, arrived at the famous Huangquan Road without taking a few steps. Although this road leads to the underworld, it is not easy to walk out.Generally, only the ghosts who have reached the end of their lifespan in Cui Jue's Book of Life and Death, the Department of Yin Law, can pass this road, or they can walk out of this road to hell if they are led by the Lord of Earth or other messengers from the underworld.

Lin Bi, the three-legged cat celestial master, didn't know anything about it, so he walked into Huangquan Road in a daze.It was both novel and exciting in my heart.

Huangquan Road is about two meters wide, and there is no end in sight. The roadside is full of bright red and strange flowers of the other shore, and a few sporadic ghost fires light up faintly as guides.As soon as Lin Bi set foot on Huangquan Road, he heard Bi'anhua beside him whispering.

Of course flowers can't speak, what speaks is the ghost hidden under the flowers!

As mentioned in the preface, Huangquan Road is not something you can just walk out of.If a ghost who died in vain before the end of his lifespan walks on the road to the Underworld, he can only stay here and become a wild ghost, waiting hard on the Road to the Underworld. reincarnation.

As soon as these dead ghosts smelled the breath of living souls, they immediately became agitated, and stretched out pale and blue arms from the flowers on the other side, trying to catch Lin Bi.

"It's a living soul!"

"A living person! It's actually a living person!"

"A new face, I haven't seen it... Brother, are you here to buy a birthday?"

The ghosts hiding in the dark laughed softly, "My brother is so handsome, look back at us!"

There is no turning back on the road to Huangquan.Lin Bi still understands this common sense, and he also understands in his heart that this group of malicious ghosts want to harm him, so they want to be with them!

Lin Bi clutched the Pixiu jade pendant on his chest since he was a child.He has a light character, and as soon as he enters Huangquan Road, he is as attractive as a fat sheep entering a wolf's lair. If Uncle Yan hadn't given him a jade pendant carved with two-horned pixiu, I'm afraid these malicious ghosts would have encountered it he.

"Go away!" Lin Bi cursed.