Meditate.

Sha Sheng looked at the people in front of him, a handsome monkey, a fat pig drooling at the fruit cores on the table, and a monk who was fighting for food with his disciples just now, but in a blink of an eye, he would not eat the fireworks of the world.

And... a Bodhisattva who looked at him with a smile... It's just this smile, the smiling Sha Sheng didn't know what to do.

My God, are there any normal people in this world!

"This... Seeing that it's getting late, master and his old man told you to rest in the guest room first." Qingfeng came back from the outside and said seriously.

Mingyue at the side winked and pinched him severely.

"What, you little girl, why are you pinching me?" Qingfeng complained, covering his arms without seeing Mingyue's wink.

"Idiot." Mingyue's face turned red and white, and finally squeezed out this sentence from her mouth.

"What's the matter!" Qingfeng looked around at the group of people in front of him, then turned around and said to Mingyue, "Go back and talk about something, don't let everyone see the joke."

"Qingfeng, come here," Guanyin asked Qingfeng with a smile while dragging the jade bottle with one hand, "Qingfeng, did you just say the word master?"

"Well, no, no, probably... Maybe the master heard it wrong, haha!" Only then did Qingfeng react, and he turned to look at Mingyue, who looked at him sullenly.

Avalokitesvara looked at Qingfeng thoughtfully, but she was still smiling and didn't go any further, "Okay, you guys go down and rest first."

Now, on the contrary, Qingfeng couldn't react a little bit.

"Master... the old man is indeed not here..." Before Qingfeng finished speaking, Mingyue dragged him away by his ears.

"Oh, this silly boy." Looking at the scene in front of him, Monkey King pulled up the corners of his mouth and made a strange expression, "The child raised by the old god, who looks like he has never seen the world, is not smart after all. "

"The elders can rest in this room, and I won't disturb you." Guanyin bowed and walked out of the room slowly.

With a sound of "squeak", the wooden door that was already somewhat decayed was closed, and someone started talking.

"By the way, brothers, have any of you seen Guanyin standing up before?" Bajie sat up straight and said seriously.

"Tch, isn't that how the gods in the sky are like this? Have you ever seen the Buddha standing up?" Sun Wukong snorted coldly, "My old grandson always thought that there was something wrong with the Buddha's legs and feet."

Bajie patted his stomach, and said, "Brother Monkey, you said that we are traveling all day, why in the end my figure is not as good as someone who sits in a lotus all day..."

Before he finished speaking, Bajie suddenly let out a "bah bah" sound, and Sha Sheng was startled, wondering what kind of madness this idiot had committed.

Looking intently at the ground, what Bajie spat out on the ground was actually black mud.

"Now you know, Bajie." Sun Wukong said triumphantly, "What does the wall have ears? You see, I said Buddha, and the old Buddha is free to take care of me!"

After a while, Wukong also lay down on the ground and spat out the mud in his mouth.

Two idiots, Shasheng covered her face and didn't look at them, it's too miserable...

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The next morning.

"Ah~" Sha Sheng yawned and came out of the house, startled by the people in the yard.

"Hmm... Hello everyone?" Although Sha Sheng knew that he hadn't done anything, he felt a little guilty when he saw all the people in the yard staring at him.

Shasheng held back for a long time, and finally said this sentence.

Then Shasheng looked at the fallen black ancient tree in the yard, and felt a little heartbroken.

It seems... In Journey to the West, after the monkey surnamed Sun was pushed to the fruit tree, the master and apprentice were tied to a stake and whipped?

Drifting skin is rough and fleshy and resistant to blows. If it doesn’t work, he can help his brothers carry two whips, but I’m not the same as Drifting, hey!

I'm a fairy after all, okay? I don't want to lose face!

"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey." In full view of everyone, she poked Monkey King who was also looking at her, "Don't tell me that you accidentally burned someone's fruit tree last night."

"Fart!" Sun Wukong jumped lightly, sitting on the eaves and fiddling with his golden cudgel, "Even if my old grandson made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and smashed the Lingxiao Palace to pieces, he never repented at all. It is impossible for such a tree..."

Sha Sheng made a small calculation in his heart, indeed...according to the character of this monkey, it seems really impossible.

"Idiot, that's you!" Sha Sheng thought of an anime called "Detective *South" in his world, and instantly felt like a detective, and pointed to Bajie beside him and said, "In order to be greedy for ginseng fruit, I got up in the middle of the night and accidentally knocked down the fruit tree. You must be the murderer! Bajie!"

"What... what a mess." Bajie said, "Little fairy, you have to see clearly, there are still a lot of clean sparks on this tree! I'm a glutton, so I don't need to treat others Give the tree to Huo Huo!"

Well, it makes sense.

That's the case.Then rule out the fragile bald Tang Monk.The murderer is the last member of the learning team!Drifting!

Oh, it seems that I am a Drifting Monk.Sha Sheng patted himself on the forehead, what's going on, beautiful girl Sha Sheng, could it be that my beauty took away my IQ?

"Ahem..." The old man coughed for a while before Sha Sheng realized that Zhen Yuanzi had returned.

However, at this time he was standing beside the tree, with a sad expression on his face... If he had to say it, it was as if he had suffered the pain of losing his wife.

"Who the hell did it...cough cough..." Although he asked such a question, Zhen Yuanzi's eyes stayed on Tang Seng and the other four.

Being able to turn a question into a statement, this old man is really amazing, he is indeed the ancestor of the earth immortal.

"Anyway, it's not me." Sun Wukong said this sentence without beginning or end, and then leaned on the eaves, looking like he was dying.

"The inner one..." Qingfeng was about to speak, but was interrupted by Guanyin.

"Why does Zhen Yuanzi need to be so angry, just pour the water from my jade bottle, and the Taoist priest's love tree will..."

"No!" Avalokitesvara was whispering softly, but Zhen Yuanzi yelled out loud, abruptly cutting off Avalokitesvara's voice in the air.

"The person who destroys my fruit tree, I will make him unable to eat!" Zhen Yuanzi clenched his fists, and even the atmosphere in the air became different.

"Yes!" Sha Sheng was taken aback when he saw Zhen Yuanzi's angry look, and immediately agreed, "It's too outrageous!"

Then he muttered softly, "I haven't eaten a single one yet."

"I saw last night..." Qingfeng wanted to say something again, but was pinched by Mingyue from behind.

"Mingyue! Let him talk!" Zhen Yuanzi was furious at this moment, and shouted again.

Mingyue trembled in fright, then glanced at Guanyin, and didn't dare to say anything anymore.

"Qingfeng, tell me."

"Yesterday... last night I saw Brother Bajie..." Qingfeng muttered for a long time before saying this.

"It turns out it's you, an evil obstacle!" Zhen Yuanzi waved the floating dust, only to see that a lot of floating dust grew in an instant, and then Ba Jie was engulfed in it.

It can be seen that within a few days, this fat body must be wrung out.

"No... no no..." Qingfeng stuttered in fright when he saw Zhen Yuanzi suddenly violent.

"What? Qingfeng, you still dare to intercede for him?" In the strong wind, Zhen Yuanzi's white hair fluttered in the air, "Be careful, I will beat you too!"

"It's not Brother Bajie!" Qingfeng organized his speech for a long time, and finally choked out such a sentence.

"Ah?" Zhen Yuanzi exclaimed, and quickly withdrew his magical powers.

With a "pop", Bajie fell heavily from the sky onto the bluestone slab in the yard.

"...Qingfeng, it's embarrassing for you not to finish your sentence," Zhen Yuanzi straightened his sleeves and hairstyle that had just been messed up, pretending that nothing happened just now.

"Actually...it also made me... quite embarrassed..." Bajie said, "Fortunately, my old pig is thick, otherwise what happened today would have killed my old pig."

"My... Qingfeng, you continue to talk." Zhen Yuanzi said, pretending to be calm.

"Then Brother Bajie went up to the tree and picked two fruits." Qingfeng swallowed. Although Bajie's beating was largely due to him, he dared not tell lies in front of his master.

Ba Jie had closed his eyes at first, waiting for Zhen Yuanzi to raise his hand and use the floating dust to hit him again, even he had already figured out how to land in a position that would not hurt so much when he fell from the sky.

Unexpectedly, Zhen Yuanzi just glared at Bajie and didn't say anything.After all, I hit someone by mistake just now, so I'm sorry to make another mistake.

I had to ponder for a moment and said, "Continue."

"Then, Elder Tang Seng came."

"Huh?" Before Qingfeng finished speaking, Zhen Yuanzi suddenly raised his eyebrows and looked at Tang Seng.

"Oh." Looking at the white-haired old man who was still friends with him yesterday, Tang Seng felt a little apprehensive, "Look, Daoist, you are just too impatient. What can't be done by Qingfeng? Finished? Just like Bajie just now, he threw others into the sky before he could explain himself. Although he said that he could enjoy the surrounding scenery once in a while, but after all, it hurts to fall. What if it breaks? As a master, I will feel very distressed, even if it didn't break, it's not good to hit other people and flowers and plants..."

"Qingfeng, keep talking." Zhen Yuanzi gritted his teeth and squeezed out this sentence, "Let's talk about the key points."

"Then, I saw Master Guanyin, and went to your secret room!"

All of a sudden, the focus of tonight was brought out with the words "Guanyin" and "secret room".

"Secret room?" The four masters and apprentices present, including Sha Sheng, all called out.

How could she remember that in "Journey to the West", it seemed that there really was no such a place as "The Chamber of Secrets".

She thought that after watching the TV series for two days, she would be able to travel to the invincible world, but she was once again slapped in the face by reality.

Well, it hurts...

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