The arm burned and Sasheng jumped, "Coral velvet! What are you doing!"

"What do you mean by kicking the hall?" Coral Fleece asked suspiciously, "You can explain it to me before going to bed, okay?"

"...It just came here for no reason and started yelling and wanted to hit you. For example, the person who came was a monk who was bald like you, or a monster with a pig's head and a pig's brain. I don't know what it looks like, probably Zhu Bajie or Wu Neng."

After all, Sun Wukong is so handsome, who knows if Zhu Bajie will also become handsome, but probably not, otherwise, he would be left behind and married in Gaolaozhuang...

"By the way! There is also a tragic handsome guy. If you see him, you must hurry back and tell me." Sha Sheng said and lay down on the bed again.

Woo woo woo only food and beauty can not be let down.Shasheng originally thought that the beautiful men in ancient times walked everywhere, until after staying in the heavenly court, I saw the handsome men represented by Erlang God and Nezha, and the beauty of the prosperous age with the face of Monkey King as the top. Those handsome men in the world are almost invisible .

"Big handsome guy? Can he be more handsome than me?" Coral Fleece stroked his beard and asked seriously.

Don't tell me, Xiaorong's clear voice is really deceptive if he doesn't look at his face. Shasheng's throat tightened, and he quickly got up to look at Coral Velvet's face to wake himself up, "Probably not as handsome as you are." face sexy bearded."

Shasheng promised with a "sincere" face, "When I settle the matter with Master, I will take you to find a wife." Then she put it on her hands, one on the left and one on the right.

Shasheng didn't say the last sentence, she has recently become obsessed with symmetry.

"Bang bang bang!"

There were three loud bangs, and Shasheng vaguely heard someone on the river saying...Master, let me ask the land old man if there are any ghosts living here.

Exciting... Isn't this the voice of Monkey King? ! !

Sha Sheng got up from the bed again in a jerk, startling Coral Velvet who was already lying on the ground ready to sleep.

"Xiao Rong Xiao Rong is here!?" Sha Sheng didn't know whether she was excited or nervous, her tone became sharp.

Reluctantly showing the prototype, Coral Fleece asked, "Who is he?"

"It's him, it's him, it's him!" Sha Sheng nodded frantically excitedly, wanting to be a coward and stop going out, but also wanted to immediately pack up and set off with the future masters and brothers above.

"Our...uh, hero, little Nezha?" Coral Velvet raised his head and scratched in doubt.

Sha Sheng almost lost her temper, she couldn't laugh or cry, "Draw out your sword and tell me, brother when will you time travel!"

Coral Velvet glanced at Sha Sheng inexplicably, and slowly crawled to the corner of the bed and lay down. It's been a long time since I slept with the prototype, it's so comfortable.

"Isn't that what you're humming every day? There's also the white dragon with the horse's hoof facing west... Oh, it's so ugly anyway."

"...Hey! It's against you!" Shasheng gritted her teeth, as if she had beaten the coral fleece violently.

Coral Fleece glanced at Sasheng, "So do you want to go up and have a look?"

"Of course!" Sasheng clenched her fist and said.

If the situation is really wrong, it’s a big deal to leave the coral fleece and run by yourself, eh!

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"It's so hot this day, Master." Zhu Bajie sat down on the luggage, "Look, I've already said it, let the elder brother find a village to settle down first, but the elder brother just disagrees. This quicksand river is weird Yes, how can it be so easy to spend a short while."

Tang Seng on the side clasped his hands together, and Amitabha said, "Wu Neng, your elder brother also asked the passers-by nearby first, and said that there is a ferryman here, but I don't know why he didn't show up today."

"The weather is not too hot. Your senior brother also went to ask why you complained so much. The monks should calm down..."

Zhu Bajie moved his body and pointed his butt at Tang Seng. The master was too nagging, no matter how big his ears were, he couldn't stop them from getting cocooned!

The white dragon horse barked, as if agreeing with him.

Zhu Bajie patted his forehead, and he had a flash of inspiration.

"Master, I saw that although the sand moves with the water, there is still water in the Quicksand River. Why don't I call and try it out? When the sand sinks, it will be a glass of clear water..."

"Idiot!" Sun Wukong flew back at some point and looked at Zhu Bajie with his arms around his chest, "If the sand can sink, how can this Liusha River be called Liusha River?"

Bajie smiled awkwardly and said, "...Eldest brother is right, so may I ask if the elder brother has found the man who crossed the river?"

Sun Wukong secretly rolled his eyes, "No."

"... Oh." Bajie suddenly became indifferent.

Sun Wukong: ... What if he suddenly seems to be beating a pig.

"Okay, you two stop bickering..."

"Yes, Master!"

"Don't talk!"

Monkey King and Zhu Bajie harmoniously stopped Tang Seng's actions, and a "dam" suppressed his eloquence.

"Remember when I made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace..."

"How many years have passed, let's bring it up."

Zhu Bajie got an apple from nowhere at some point, and gnawed it behind Monkey King's back with great joy.

When I heard this, I turned around and said something to Monkey King.

Sun Wukong hit him on the head with a miniature golden cudgel, "Why do you talk back so much?"

"Hey, Master, look at him beating me!"

Sun Wukong grabbed his ears and picked him up, and the apples in his hands fell to the ground, so distressed by Zhu Bajie, he didn't even remember to complain, he just watched the apples struggling on the ground.

Monkey King grabbed him in front of Tang Seng, "Listen to me, when I made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace..."

"Cut~ I am Marshal of the Canopy... ouch, ouch, take it easy!" Zhu Bajie grabbed Sun Wukong's hand, trying to save his ear that was pulled from the sky.

"Are you still talking back? Are you still answering?"

"……Humph."

"Hiss~ Let go, let go, stop talking back! Stop answering!"

Sun Wukong let go of his fingers all of a sudden, causing Zhu Bajie to fall to the ground with a bang, his butt hurt.

"When I'm making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace... what do you look at, and then talk back and throw you into the river!"

Zhu Bajie lay on the ground and couldn't get up, humming and pointing his butt at Monkey King.

"When I was making a big fuss in the sky, a female fairy broke the glazed cup of the old Jade Emperor. I heard that she was demoted to the human world and sent to this place."

Zhu Bajie continued to hum, seeing that Sun Wukong had no intention of hitting him: "Then find her and send us there now, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Wu Neng!" Tang Seng shook his head, this new disciple is used to talking back, but the eldest disciple has a bad temper.

Difficult, really difficult...

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"Pfft~"

Hahahahahaha, Sasheng is almost dying of laughter, this Zhu Bajie is too funny.

He is not the pig nose and big ears that I saw on TV, but a chubby little fat man who is not greasy.It's not handsome, but it's cute.

As for Sun Wukong, he is dressed in a clean suit, the long hair that was so fairy-like before is gone, and now he has a messy short hair.

I have to say that this dress is quite in line with modern aesthetics, except that it is a bit rustic.

Well, it's not that it's a little dirty, it's that it's ugly...a handsome man with long hands and long feet, leading the fashionable beggar's outfit.

Shasheng shook her head, smacked her lips secretly, and observed Tang Seng again.

When watching the drama, Tang Seng described him as a handsome man, and I don't know what this Tang Seng looks like.

Shasheng hid behind the stele and peeked at it secretly, but this bald head is quite bright, and the reflective thief is strong!

This sitting posture is quite flattering, the back is straight enough and the back is straight enough.

Shasheng covered her mouth and snickered, thinking that it would be a good thing to travel the world with them to learn from the scriptures and see all kinds of monsters.

Boys should swim, I am coming to the west~

"Hey, the person hiding behind that rock, have you had enough eavesdropping, why don't you hurry over here?"

Shasheng paused, and quickly shrank back, was Monkey King discovering this?

"I'm not deaf for laughing so loudly."

He can read minds?Shasheng tugged at the coral fleece on her arm, but the coral fleece lay down on Shasheng's wrist and pretended to be dead.

"Aren't you going to come out? Don't you want to ask for a wife? Come out quickly, so that I can be attached to your back."

"You're just cowardly..." Coral fleece reluctantly showed its prototype, and then quickly squatted down.

Shasheng wouldn't change like 72, so she had to become something she didn't know what it was crawling behind the coral fleece. "Xiaorong, you open your mouth and make some movements, and then I will speak." Sing a double reed, hehehe.

Coral fleece had no choice but to roll its eyes again, and reluctantly walked out from behind the stone.

Zhu Bajie looked over when Sun Wukong was talking, and now he saw the coral fleece that came out, patted his stomach and laughed.

"Hahaha who is this bearded man, he's still bald..."

"Cough cough." Tang Seng clenched his fist and coughed twice, Zhu Bajie looked over in confusion.

"Master, what's wrong with you? Why do you have a cold? Hahaha, look at his bald head so bright..."

Seeing Zhu Bajie dying, Monkey King blew off the crown on Tang Monk's head, and Zhu Bajie's voice stopped abruptly.

"Wow, this big beard is really..." Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Seng's smooth face again, "That, haha, he is so cute, look at that haha ​​round head..."

Coral Velvet looked at him inexplicably, wanted to speak but dared not speak, just opened his mouth when he heard Sha Sheng say: "Oh, I said, this pig head is too cute hahahahahaha."

"..."

I was wrong, I don't want to mess around with her, Goddess Guanyin let me fend for myself, please!

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