Laws may be useless laws

Yes, the people watching it are itchy and want to masturbate.There are also those with exposed ears, who are groaned by a group of people who call them so cute and cute. They have no sense of nobleness and glamorousness necessary to live for thousands of years, and they don't have the self-consciousness to look at people with their nostrils.What a failure!

There are even corners.Feel a goat's horn here, a cow's horn there, and horns that look like baby teeth.While touching and commenting, I also discussed whether to wax the horns, exfoliate, wear a ring and so on.

The group of demons danced like a hodgepodge of goblins in Journey to the West.

Together, the four managers drove all those who were touching their tails and ears and corners back to their original places, and they had to respond with some "he plucked my feathers", "this person tied my tail with her", "the ears on the ears". The hair is going to be bald", "Why didn't anyone come to touch my shell? My shell is very smooth, okay" and "Who put a nine-link ring on my corner and tied more than a dozen bows with rope" and so on. yelling.

When the human-like and human-like people returned to their respective positions, the four of them let out a long breath and sweated.

Xie Yunming thought to himself, maybe this is not a kindergarten.

He went to the first floor to pick up a courier. A few days ago, he was sold a particularly delicious snail noodle by Amway, so he bought a few packs online and tried it at home.

Unexpectedly, what was sent was a big box. He thought that excessive packaging wasted materials and polluted the environment, but he had to carry the box back.

It happened that Yuanyuan and "Doctor Yushi" who sent Song Yu away happened to meet.

Yuan Yuan got stuck inside and outside the elevator with an accelerated sprint, squatting and sliding, and the elevator door retreated very spiritually, for fear that if he accidentally caught this old man, he would be violently demolished.

Yuan Yuan: Am I such a violent person?I'm obviously very principled and rational, okay?

"Doctor Yushi" trotted a few steps to follow, a little absent-minded.

Xie Yunming asked him what was wrong, "Doctor Yushi" frowned, and said depressedly: "I always feel empty in my heart."

Four searchlights that emitted gossip light focused on him, and "Doctor Yu Shi" was so stared at that his scalp became numb, he hesitated and said, "I just saw Teacher Song leave, I don't think it feels good."

Yuan Yuan said: "What's gone, bah bah bah, it's not auspicious!" Then he said, "Go ahead."

"Doctor Yushi" struggled: "This feels weird..."

"What's the weird way?"

The two flanked one from the left and the other from the right, not giving him a way out.

"That's right. I have a good impression, but it's not an ordinary affection." He didn't know how to describe it, so he opened his mouth and sang, "Aha, this person is my mother..."

"Stop." Yuan Yuan made a pause gesture, Xie Yunming held the box and stood back on the spot with an expression of indifference.

Your lower limit is beyond your imagination.

"Doctor Yu Shi" and Yuan Yuan went down first when they reached the floor, Xie Yunming carried the box back to the office, attracting much attention along the way.

At the door, I saw Yin Heng coming out with a cup.

"Why did you buy so many things?" he asked.

Xie Yunming weighed the box, it was big but light, and said, "Not much, just a few packs of snail noodles."

Yin Heng was not in a hurry to leave for a while, and then asked: "Why do you suddenly think of buying this?"

Xie Yunming pushed the door open with his shoulder and put the box down. Yin Heng came over with the cup in his hand. Xie Yunming took the scissors from the pen holder and cut off the tape, and replied, "It was recommended by someone, and it was pretty good. I just bought a few packs." Give it a try, I didn’t expect there to be so many.”

Open the box, remove the foam and bubble film, and there are quite a lot of snail noodles the size of instant noodles in the bag.After counting the quantity, I found that there were too many things, much more than what he bought.

Yin Heng said: "Did you buy the wrong number when you bought it?"

Xie Yunming said it was impossible, he deliberately checked the quantity, for fear that it would be a waste if he bought too much.

Yin Heng said again: "Is that because the seller made a mistake?"

"It's possible." He took out his phone to flip through the order page, clicked on it, and it happened that it said "Limited Time Special, Buy One Get One Free". Looking at the date, it happened to start from the day he placed the order.He bought five packs, and the store sincerely sent another five packs.There are also some small gifts at the bottom of the box.The conscience is so worrying that the store will not make ends meet.

The two looked at this pile of faces without saying a word for a moment, but their thoughts had already highly overlapped and reached an initial tacit understanding.

The food still can't be kept for too long before eating, he asked Yin Heng: "Do you want to eat?"

Yin Heng resisted the taste of sour bamboo shoots and hesitated.

Xie Yunming asked again: "Are you afraid of the smell? Would you like to come to my house to eat?"

Yin Heng smiled a little, but still hesitated.

Chu Xiuci didn't know whether it was because the food radar was too developed or the sixth sense was super strong, so he walked in and asked, "What smells good? Do you eat it? Go to Lao Xie's house? All right!"

Xie Yunming: ...you go!I don't have a light bulb brother like you!

Yin Heng: ...

Yi Shiyi followed behind steadily, seeing that Xie Yunming had no objection, he said in a deep voice, "I'll go too."

Chu Xiuci said happily: "That's great! It's been a long time since the four of us have dinner together!"

Yin Heng hesitated a little at first, but Chu Xiuci, the shit-stirring stick, forced out a huge wave, smashing him to death on the beach.

Xie Yunming was angry and funny at the same time, angry that the two light bulbs destroyed the world of the two of them, and happy that Yin Heng did not refuse.

But the four of them had a meal together to eat fast food, but it was a bit miserable.The Shit Stirrer also suggested to buy other snacks and cooked food, and watch the football while eating. If Yin Heng wanted to, he could watch dramas and watch statistics.

In the end, he secretly winked at Xie Yunming, as if triumphantly saying, let's see how good I am!Why don't you come over and praise me soon?

Xie Yunming: ... I thank you.

☆. Struggling on the verge of coming out

You never know whether your teammate is a pig or a god, just like you don't know if he will also treat you as an assist.

The [-]th Company of Quality filled his mind with barrage, but he still smiled and said, "Okay."

A plan starts to grow out of control when the number of people grows.

When he saw that Gu Ji was discussing what to eat as a side dish during working hours, Yin Heng politely reminded "It's working time", Chu Xiuci paused, grabbed the pen and it was full of ghostly symbols, and immediately yelled with great interest One voice: "Okay!"

He walked towards Xie Yunming, slapped Xie Yunming hard on the shoulder, and walked out swaggeringly.

Xie Yunming: You are also single!I didn't catch anything!

Yi Shiyi silently put away the note, and carefully placed it in the middle of the wallet.He looked up at Xie Yin and Xie Yin who looked perverted, and he explained without blushing, "Prevent the note from being lost."

Well, he threw in the towel.This kind of lie can be uttered, and I am really not afraid of flashing my tongue.

Yin Heng seemed to be in a particularly good mood when he left, and even smiled at him.Xie Yunming floated up again.

The long-awaited end of get off work finally came. Two of the four were excited, and the remaining two went to the parking lot calmly.

Once in the parking lot, driving became a problem again.

Xie Yunming wanted to drive a car with Yin Heng, but Yin Heng drove here by himself. It would be inconvenient if the car parked here to go home, and Xie Yunming would have to send someone home at night.

Xie Yunming said it's okay, he doesn't mind.

Yin Heng still smiled and refused.

The two onlookers looked at Xie Yunming with pity.Yi Shiyi also patted Chu Xiuci on the shoulder, which made Chu Xiuci baffled.

Xie Yunming could see it, this person was saying that he would not be like Yin Heng, what a hammer!

No, no swearing.A gentleman can't swear, it's demeanor.

Chu Xieci also wanted to rub the car, but Yi Shiyi politely pushed him away and got into the passenger seat smoothly.Xie Yunming was extremely jealous.

They are all single dogs, why is there such a big difference!

The three cars drove away from the commercial street and parted ways at the gate of the community.Xie Yin and his wife first went home to get a pot of noodles and a hot pot of snail noodles.Yi and Chu went to the supermarket to buy vegetables.

Yin Heng followed Xie Yunming upstairs and lost his mind for a moment in the elevator.This feeling of deja vu seemed to be a combination of the half month he and Xie Yunming lived together and the hot pot that the four of them ate together on the day they returned home.

Thinking about it, he remembered the matter of the two of them washing dishes, and remembered the mole at the corner of Xie Yunming's eye.

Xie Yunming has tough facial features and is very handsome, but his personality is not as good as his appearance. He is so shrewd in business, and he does things neatly, but he is stupid and cowardly in life. Say it lightly, a little cautiously.There is a bit of silly softness in the middle, just like his tear mole that has weakened his vigor.

How could this silly boy be so single-minded and not change his goal?Do you have to hit the south wall until your head bleeds before you give up?

He looked at Xie Yunming through the reflection of the elevator wall, and the other party was playing with his mobile phone with his head down, his expression very focused.

From his angle, a few strands of bangs were combed meticulously, the eyelashes were straight and long, casting a shadow, and the mole of tears was just where the light and dark met.

Maybe it's already been smashed and bloody, and it still doesn't change its mind. It insists on burning out its life to chase the same thing like a butterfly fighting a fire.

Yin Heng's heart twitched suddenly, and it hurt a little.

He himself was also in a state of disarray, the two main roads in front of him connected countless small roads, he didn't know how to go, so he had to stay where he was, watching others have walked a long way.

He actually selfishly wanted that person to wait or run back and drag him along.

A voice in his heart told him that this is not possible, you have to go by yourself.One said it doesn't matter, isn't it good to let others push yourself?

He had mixed feelings in his heart, and his mouth was full of bitterness.

When the elevator arrived at the floor, Xie Yunming put away the phone, took a step forward, saw that Yin Heng didn't respond, then retreated to grab his hand, stretched his hand halfway, and changed the way to hold Yin Heng's wrist.

There was warmth and warmth from his wrist, which made him feel the urge to hold back.

A voice in your head is clamoring, do you have the courage to be responsible for your impulse?Isn't impulsive action a kind of harm to the other party?

He moved his fingertips slightly, but there was still no big movement after all.

Xie Yunming got out of the elevator and took the initiative to let go of his hands and walk in front. Yin Heng gently rubbed his wrists and put them back in place.

Xie Yunming actually wanted to complain that he would come here even to eat snail noodles, but without this light bulb as a helper, Yin Heng has a high chance of not coming, and he is half grateful and half disgusted with Chu Xiuci.

He opened the door, prepared the slippers, and went to the kitchen to pick out the tableware.

There was a little girl in the company who had a cat at home, and happened to want to make a nest by herself, so she took a fancy to the big box for express delivery and brought a plastic bag to exchange.He put the ten bags of snail noodles in bags and put them on the kitchen counter.

"Do you need my help?" Yin Heng asked.

"It's okay. It's just soaking noodles, you can sit down." Xie Yunming took out the vegetables bought a few days ago from the refrigerator, and washed them with water to remove the dust and dirt.

Yuanyuan, who was a procrastinator, proposed to give him a cookbook several months ago, but at this time, the gift he brought to him when he went out for filming turned out to be a home-cooked cookbook, or the kind that was left in the corner and left ashes. The kind that can't be more basic.

This person also famously said that the most common dishes are often the most touching dishes!It is also a skill to make the ordinary to the extreme!He almost believed it.Out of a mentality of treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor and listening to your nonsense, he tried it, and he felt that he had made some progress.

He washed the tomatoes, scalded them in boiling water, peeled the skins, cut the pulp into pieces and packed them.Beat a few eggs and break them up, add a little salt.Wait until the egg liquid is evenly beaten and slightly bubbly, pour it into a bowl containing minced tomatoes, mix evenly with chopsticks like eggs, and set aside for later use.

After cleaning the cutting board, remove the stalk of the eggplant, cut it in half from top to bottom, with the cut side facing down, and cut half of the eggplant into long strips.He cuts very slowly and is not skilled with the knife, trying hard to cut the width uniformly.The greenish-white interior of the eggplant was speckled with brown from oxidation.

"Summer vegetables are not easy to buy. There are only a few of them in total. Don't dislike them." With his back slightly on his back, his head drooped, his eyes were focused on the food and knife in his hands. He was not wearing a coat, and his cuffs were rolled up, showing tight The solid arm, the muscles showed unconsciously with his exertion.

"No." Yin Heng leaned against the door and looked at Xie Yunming's back. His muscles were not exaggerated, and he didn't have any excess fat. During the time he lived with him, he figured out this person's living habits. I will not neglect exercise, but the amount of exercise depends on my mood.If you are in a good mood, you can run a few kilometers, and if you are in a bad mood, you can walk a few hundred meters to eliminate food, which is considered exercise.If you poke it occasionally, you will find that the body is not completely hard, but also has soft parts.

The man was busy cutting vegetables, and ran to the refrigerator again as if thinking of something, took two red peppers, turned to Yin Heng and said, "You don't like the skin of tomatoes, and scrambled eggs with tomatoes only eat eggs. Remove the skin and cut it into cubes, is that okay?"

Yin Heng said in his heart that you came to ask me what I was doing after all the work was done, but he responded, "No problem."

Xie Yunming smiled and went to cut the peppers.

Yin Heng watched him pick up the knife again, and couldn't help thinking, this is also very good.

Waking up with a start immediately dismissed the idea.

What are you thinking!Don't delay others because of impulse!

But isn't it a kind of cruelty to hold on to your appetite for a long time and not give an answer?

The author has something to say: Gangzhen, the scrambled eggs with tomatoes tasted sweeter with less salt.

☆, thousands of miles to send assists, the courtesy is light and the affection is heavy

Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.

There are always some people who think that they can become a master without a teacher by practicing a few times.However, I have heard countless such inspirational examples, but the actual number is still pitifully small compared to the number of examples.

He didn't know how to mix the dry goods sent by Ms. Yi. He was afraid that it would be bad for his health to eat the ingredients.The fresh vegetables have already been eaten, and the preserved fruits have not been touched. He has not tried the colanders, and the only pot that is going to be consecrated is in use.

broken!Forgot to consecrate it!

He asked Yin Heng: "Is it too late to light up this pot?"

Yin Heng replied: "It should be too late."

Xie Yunming weighed the pot, it was very heavy, holding hands like holding an axe.He thought that he should have a name called Kitchen Black Whirlwind.The pot in his hand plus the previous pot is exactly comparable to the two axes in Li Kui's hands.

Chu rhetoric is very picky eater, he doesn't eat this or that in the staple food, but he likes snacks just like children.Yi Shiyi pushed the cart and walked behind him, and when Chu Xiuci threw one in, he put one back.When he turned to the next shelf, he glanced out of the corner of his eye and found that the cart was empty, and it was really cleaner than being ransacked.

He froze with a smile on his face, and hooked his fingers: "Old Yi, let's discuss it."

Yi Shiyi pushed the cart around him and walked towards the cooked food area: "Don't talk about it."

Chu Xieci trotted a few steps to the freezer and took out a bag of frozen chicken wings and threw them into the car, and raised his jaw provocatively: "I want to eat grilled wings."

"You do it yourself." This time Yi Shiyi didn't put the things back, and continued to stroll around pushing the cart.

"You can make it yourself." Chu Xiuci muttered in a low voice, "Isn't it just fried, who can't do it!" He really wanted to eat ready-made ones, but Yi Shiyi was not his nanny. Why did you come here to cook for him without complaint or regret?But in the past, I did a lot of these things, and it became a habit, and I felt nothing special after getting used to it.Now that the gap is too big, he feels a little unhappy, but he also knows that he should not think so.It's all because Yi Shiyi is spoiled!

He walked across the side aisle as if floating, and said thank you in a low voice when he passed by Yi Shiyi.

After the two paid the bill and went out, the sky was already in a state of colorful clouds.Huoshaoyun is like a burning brocade, so magnificent that it seems to be able to burn people's souls.

The sun shines through the clouds, and the remaining light at the edge can burn people's eyes.The light scattered between the clouds dyes the world with a warm red tone, and the edges of the faces are covered with a layer of gold and glowing red, and the buildings are also covered with a layer of red gauze and black shadows. Everything is blurred around the edges.

When the temperature began to cool down, the night wind still carried a little heat, but it was far less hot than during the day.The wind was still warm on the exposed arms and cheeks, but it was much cooler on the ankles.It is said that the cold air goes down and the hot air goes up. I don't know if this is the truth.

It's not good to be late when you go to someone's house for dinner, so the two of them speeded ahead with a few things.On the way, I met the performance activity of the kindergarten, and the parents came out of the kindergarten one after another holding the hand of their children.The child's cheeks were powdered with some sequins, and when the light came over, his face became a little fluorescent.Girls' gauze skirts, pink sandals with butterflies, boys' toy swords, and Ultraman patterned sandals are distinct but blend together.The crisp child's voice and the parent's voice blended together in a chaotic way with questions and answers.The dusk, which was supposed to be a bit sad, was infused with a bright and lively rhythm because of the children's cheering voices.

The two went downstairs and received a group text message from Yuan Yuan: Whether you are outside or not, go home immediately, arrive before the sky darkens, and don't go out at night.Absolutely not!

Chu Xiuci looked puzzled: "What kind of monster is she making trouble?"

Yi Shiyi put away the phone, her expression unchanged: "I don't know. But it doesn't look like a joke, it's better to listen to her."

The elevator door opened, the air flow surged, and the coolness rose from the feet.

Chu Xiuci asked strangely: "Why do you feel a bit cold?"

Yi Shiyi patted him on the back, the heat from his palm seemed to iron out the anxiety in his heart.

Xie Yunming was already heating the oil when the two of them received the text message.

The two looked at each other, and thought to themselves what kind of demon this person was making trouble with, and looked at the "absolutely not" with an exclamation mark behind, and felt that it was not a joke.

Xie Yunming turned his back to the stove and couldn't see it, but Yin Heng could see it. Seeing the smoke in the pot, he hurriedly urged him to go to the stove.

When the oil was hot, Xie Yunming held a bowl containing eggs and chopped tomatoes, brought the bowl close to the pot, flipped his wrist, and the egg liquid and chopped tomatoes fell into the pot, and the sound immediately became noisy.

He put the bowl aside, Yin Heng came over to wash the bowl and put it back for him.Xie Yunming held the shovel in one hand and the handle in the other, shaking the pot so that the egg liquid coated with minced eggs spread evenly to the side of the pot, and shoveled the shovel from the side of the pot to the middle.His technique was not good, so he couldn't lift it up and turn it over. On the contrary, he shoveled the complete pie shape, and he didn't seek completeness at all, breaking the pie shape.

The high temperature in summer also has some influence on the ripeness of food. The food starts to solidify and give off a burnt aroma within a few minutes of being put in the pan.He asked Yin Heng: "Do you want the tender one or the burnt one?"

After washing the dishes, Yin Heng stood beside him, looking at the light yellow color, tender eggs and red diced tomatoes, he thought it was not bad, so he said, "Tender ones."

Xie Yunming immediately turned off the fire, put the food on a plate, and said while loading it: "I knew I should chop some green onions, and I forgot about it."

"It's okay." Yin Heng smiled, "This is also very good."

This sentence comforted Xie Yunming. He cleaned the pot vigorously, turned on the fire, boiled away the water, heated up the oil, and fried his eggplant strips.

Among the dishes made by the auntie in the canteen, there is a particularly oily but delicious dish called eggplant and beans. The eggplant in it is cut into long strips.He didn't have that skill and he didn't have beans, so he just tried to see if that shape would taste better.

After the eggplant absorbs the oil and softens, it will spit out the oil again.He thought about it for a while, poured a little less oil, and when he poured the eggplant sticks in and shoveled a few shovels, the pan was instantly free of oil.He poured the chili into it and mixed it well. Without the oil, the chili is not easy to cook and it is easy to spread the spiciness on the surface of the eggplant strips.He took some water and poured it in, and there was a squeak, and some of the oil that the eggplant strips were full of soaked out.The water covered half of the eggplant strips, Xie Yunming took the opportunity to scoop up a few teaspoons of salt and chicken essence and sprinkle them evenly.

The firepower is not too big, but it bubbles up immediately.He used the shovel as a spoon to mix the eggplant sticks and soup.The range hood started to work, and the soup was evaporated and reduced in the buzzing sound. When the amount of water was almost left, he turned off the fire and put it on the plate.

Yin Heng next to him couldn't take his eyes off him. He had never seen Xie Yunming cook with such ease.I used to be in a hurry to cook porridge, but now I can prepare two dishes without rushing.It's really admiration for Shibie for three days.

He took the bowl away from the stove, pulled out a pair of chopsticks and put them in Yin Heng's hands: "Taste."

Xie Yunming's fingertips touched Yin Heng's hand, rubbing it itchyly. He held the chopsticks in his hand, smiled calmly, and said "Then I'm sorry", but his fingers lightly brushed The place where it was rubbed.

The atmosphere was a bit ambiguous, Chu Xiuci took the spare key that Xie Yunming gave him and clicked to open the door, and rushed over excitedly: "Listen to me—"

He stopped at the kitchen door: "Did I disturb you?"

Don't say it!

Yin Heng smiled at him and said, "What's the matter?"

Chu Xiuci got goosebumps all over his body from his laughter, and hurriedly said, "Have you received the text message from Mr. Yuan?"

"Yes." Yin Heng took out his phone.

Chu Xiuci leaned over to look, suddenly excited: "Does this mean that we can't go back today and spend the night here?"

The other three were immediately alert.

Yi Shiyi: Clothes...

Yin Heng: Toiletries...

Xie Yunming: ...sleep together!

☆, swinging wildly on the edge of coming out

After discussing for a while, Yi and Chu decided to risk their lives and go out before dark to buy the necessary items for a new and clean body to spend the night--underwear and toiletries.

Xie Yunming silently took out the toothbrush that Yin Heng used last time.

Yi Chu and the two cast their perverted glances.

Yin Heng smiled stiffly: "The toothbrush needs to be changed every three months."

Xie Yunming silently threw the toothbrush into the trash can again.

So the people who went out added one more.

Chu Xiuci gloated in his heart and patted him on the shoulder with great pain on his face: "My condolences."

Yin Heng smiled formulaically: "Thank you."

The sky outside darkened in an instant, and the light was so poor that it was difficult to see people's faces clearly. Parents holding their children and couples holding hands were walking on the road in the community. After the bombing, the taste changed.The street lost its popularity and was full of ghosts.

It wasn't popular until seeing a couple of middle school students kissing under the street lights, and the aunts dancing to the music in the square next to it.

Look to the couple's side, the world is getting worse.Looking at the square dancing aunt, she is really hot-eyed and energetic.

When the three of them entered the supermarket, the air-conditioning hit them, and they felt cold all over.

Quickly picking out things and buying temporary clothes to check out, the three hurried back, attracting the attention of many people.

Chu rhetoric's physique is even more special. Before entering the building, a shadow flashed in front of him, which startled him, and he couldn't help but quickly stepped forward to get close to Yi Shiyi.

"what happened?"

His face showed embarrassment, the shadow flashed too fast, he was frightened at the time, after he regained his composure, he wondered if he had read it wrong, hesitatingly said: "I seem to see tentacles growing on the ground."

Yin Heng: "...Maybe it's a hallucination. Maybe it's a cat or dog running past." He said that, but he was a little uncertain.

Yi Shiyi patted his head to comfort him silently.

Chu Xiuci was a little anxious, and he couldn't tell what the thing looked like, and he always felt that it was not what Yin Heng said.The whole person felt as if he had been possessed by an evil spirit, and his heart was extremely disturbed, as if he had seen something bad.

After getting on the elevator, there wasn't any ghost-like visuals, and the three of them breathed a sigh of relief when they reached the floor safely.

Xie Yunming opened the door, glanced at the clothes in the shopping bag, and said, "New clothes need to be washed before they are worn."

Three people: "..."

He also said: "If you are in a hurry, wash it and dry it first, then use a hair dryer to dry it. It may take a long time."

The three of them followed suit, only to find out that Xie Yunming only had a hair dryer at home after washing.

Yin Heng couldn't help covering his forehead, no matter what he said, he had lived here for half a month, but he didn't think of it.Of course, a single male may only have one hair dryer at home!Even if you are not single, there is basically only one!

The dehydrated and dried clothes carry much less water than those wrung by hand. The three of them discussed and decided to take turns blowing them, and decided the order by guessing.It was obvious that Yi Shiyi let go of the water, and Chu Xiuci still lost.Yin Heng was lucky and ranked second.

Xie Yunming boiled water here, saw the three people sitting in a row waiting to blow their clothes and underpants, and asked: "Don't you want to eat the powder?"

Of course you have to eat!

Yi Shiyi, who was blowing his clothes, silently watched the two people in line carrying bowls. Chu Xiuci ate very deliciously, and asked, "Do you want to eat?" Before he could reply, he quickly said, "Here is your share." , Come and eat after blowing!"

Yi Shiyi: "..."

Xie Yunming was inexplicably a little nervous: Look!Yin Heng wouldn't treat me like this!

There are many ingredients in the snail noodles packaged in instant noodles, but the refreshing sour bamboo shoots have lost their unique smell.

There is a taste of snail noodles in my mouth, but I always feel that something is missing, as if the finishing touch is missing.

Xie Yunming summed it up accurately: "Sour bamboo shoots without smell are not good sour bamboo shoots, and snail noodles without smelly sour bamboo shoots lose their soul."

Although he doesn't like the smell of sour bamboo shoots, Yin Heng thinks this is the reason.

Chu rhetoric is not picky: "It tastes good, don't force it. If you insist on making it smelly, it won't go away for a long time, and this house can't live anymore."

Xie and Yin felt that this was the same reason, so they continued to eat fans happily.

Yi Shiyi who was forgotten blowing on his underwear: ...

The agreed-upon snail noodle hot pot turned into a hot pot with snail noodle and other chowder.Yi Shiyi couldn't bear to watch.

Chu rhetoric held the bowl and looked out at the scenery, from top to bottom.

The sky is completely dark, and the night of summer is dark and silent. If one does not pay attention to the street lamp, it will be turned on and the sky will be dark.It was getting dark quickly today, a small area of ​​street lights was on, and there was a huge strip of light in the sky.

He found it strange, so he asked others to come over and take a look, and even freed his hands to take pictures with his mobile phone.

Xie Yunming looked at the bright white eyes in the sky, and from his distance, saw the light band about a finger wide, and muttered to himself: "Isn't it Qixi Festival today? What is the Queen Mother doing?"

"The head of the new FFF regiment—the queen mother is cool!"

Queen Mother Liangliang: I am not!I don't!Don't talk nonsense!

The four of them looked down, the light band looked bright but did not illuminate the ground.The street lights that were on were far away, and Xie Yunming was waiting downstairs for a long time. The grass and trees on the ground were too dark to see clearly. The wind blew over and swayed with the disco like ghost hands.

Chu Xiuci trembled: "The wind is so noisy today."

The other three couldn't see what was strange on the ground, but Chu Xiuci could see it clearly, and he was so frightened that he jumped on Yi Shiyi all of a sudden: "Oh my god! There are tentacle monsters growing on the ground!"

Xie Yunming corrected: "That's grass."

Chu rhetoric corrected it back: "No! That's a tentacle monster!"

Probably because his tone was too firm and unquestionable, the three of them gathered around the window to watch, Chu Xiuci hung on Yi Shiyi like a koala and buried his head in his arms, shouting: "I don't want to look! Tete How disgusting! I almost spit out the snail noodles I just ate!"

Xie Yunming looked at the bowl he put on the window sill, and was not happy: "There is still half a bowl, don't waste it, give it to me!"

Chu rhetoric said that he needed to calm down before continuing.

The three of them looked at the window for a while, but they still didn't see anything, only the grass was swaying in the wind downstairs, and they retreated.

Yi Shiyi hugged Chu Xiuci like a child, which made Xie Yunming a little envious.He also wanted to hug Yin Heng.

Yin Heng patted the shoulder of Chu Xici, who got off Yi Shiyi's body and was still a little uneasy: "Wash up and go to sleep."

Chu rhetoric exploded.

etc!What about the next sentence?What about the next sentence "everything is in the dream"?Yin Heng, you have changed!He became more and more annoying like Xie Yunming!

The four of them finished eating the hot pot with strange ingredients, washed the dishes, and checked the time. It was still early, and it was not long before the golden eight o'clock broadcast.

So they gathered on the sofa to watch "The Fate of the Rabbit", blowing their clothes in turn.

When the blowing is over, the eight o'clock file is almost over.It's time to take a shower and take a break before starting the ten o'clock broadcast.

Chu Xiuci was playing with his mobile phone, but he asked a question as if a god had come to order the video in person: "How should I sleep at night?"

The silent battle started, and the smoke filled the air.

The Xie family has two rooms, two beds, and two sets of four-piece beds. There are no extra things that can't be used as the floor.

So Chu Xiuci said that he wanted to sleep with Yi Shiyi, but Yi Shiyi didn't refute, and because Xie Yunming was the master who let him sleep in the master bedroom, and the two of them slept in the guest room, Yin Heng was naturally stuffed into the master bedroom.

This allocation came too fast like a tornado, and it came to an end before Yin Heng could react.

Yin Heng: Why there is always a feeling of being tricked.

Before going to bed at night, Yin Heng called Xie Yunming.

Xie Yunming turned his head and saw Yin Heng spread out his palm, which contained a key.

"I forgot to return the key to your house last time. Now it is returned to the original owner."

Xie Yunming's heart suddenly sank.

The author has something to say: Come and ask for a leave in advance.

Recently, I am not feeling well and I have to go back to school, and I have to move the dormitory when I go back to school. I want to rest for a few days.

I didn't get stuck here on purpose, you must firmly believe that I am an author who will never touch abuse except for silly, sweet, happy and cold jokes!You see, I asked for leave in advance and didn't wait until the next update to say it, so sincere.

Next update is on Sunday.I'm going to rest for a while_(:з」∠)_

☆、Please carry important things with you

Yin Heng felt uneasy, he really wanted to know what Xie Yunming would do.

The other party was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Really?" Then he took the key and threw it into the bedside cabinet.

Yin Heng withdrew his hand, smiling on his face, but feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart.

The two of them had nothing to say, and they didn't sleep well all night.

Leaving the next day, Xie and Yin walked behind.

Xie Yunming locked the door and walked beside Yin Heng.

The two were speechless for a moment, Xie Yunming broke the silence first, and he handed the key to Yin Heng: "You should keep the key."

Seeing that Yin Heng was in a daze, he added: "Even if I don't see you one day, come and see if I'm dead or not."

Yin Heng smiled and took the key.

A faint flame in his heart burned a little stronger.

Can he expect that?

Today's Tianhe is extremely restrained, so calm that it is like throwing a basket of stones into stagnant water without any splashes.

The eyes cast by everyone were calm and indifferent, as if they had lost interest in the development of the relationship between him and Yin Heng.

The elevator was very crowded, only Yi Shiyi's section was a little empty, Xie Yunming had to lean shoulder to shoulder with Yin Heng.

A very small sigh disappeared with the wind.

Xie Yunming heard it, but couldn't tell where it came from.

He was full of doubts, and he didn't get the result until he handed in the report.

The biggest source of gossip in Tianhe, a naughty person was grinding his nails, the corners of his mouth curled up in a precise arc that seemed to be a smile but not a smile, arrogant and unattainable, and said: "I know you mind the recent assists too much, so I ordered them to If you eat melons and watch a show, you don't have to interfere."

I see!Xie Yunming thought, no wonder!One by one is like taking the wrong medicine!Dare to wait for the show to come!

He also secretly thought that people were indifferent, and after thinking about it, it was indeed better for the two of them, so he handed in the report and went out.

Yuan Yuan: Don't you have a single thank you?

Today, the number of people whose demon power collapsed has increased again. Looking at the scene of the world plus workplace hell, he suddenly realized something was wrong: Yin Heng was not here.

At this time, they should come to patrol and check the post.

Randomly grabbed a boy with rabbit ears and asked, and learned that he was out to negotiate a contract with a certain cooperative company.

He took a look outside, the weather was a little bad, the dark clouds were about to gather, and he couldn't see any possibility that the rain would suddenly stop and be sunny.He was worried about whether Yin Heng had brought an umbrella.

Weather forecasts are deceiving!Did you say it's sunny today?Did you say that even cloudy days are impossible?fraud!

Just as he was about to go back to the office, the people around him jumped up as if they had been shocked by electric shock or had fleas.

"What's wrong?" He was a little confused.

Someone has already rushed out, still holding a magic weapon in his hand.

Xie Yunming glanced at it quickly, and found that he had seen this thing before, and had taken related courses when he was teaching at Yuan's home.

That's for setting boundaries.

Some people took out weapons and talismans used for fighting, some even showed their real bodies, and some took the opportunity to worship.

Xie Yunming was even more confused.

It's not that he doesn't know that there are many strange people in Tianhe, but he doesn't know that besides ordinary people who break through the sky with strong acceptance, there will be other creatures of the three realms and six realms!There are all kinds of things from all races, the ones overflowing with immortality, the ones with soaring devilish aura, the ones with demonic aura, and the ones filled with ghostly aura.

All of them ignored their appearance, carrying knives, axes, knives, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, forks, whips, maces, hammers, ges, boring sticks, lances, spears, and rakes, which made people dizzy.

In addition to those who walked through the door, there were also those who jumped out of the window. They all rode the clouds and fog, calling the wind and calling the rain, and they didn't know where they were going in the blink of an eye.

He couldn't see the mutation, but he could see the rest of the people casting spells there.

"What's going on?" he asked.

Xue Suanni was appointed to stay at the base camp, so she returned to him: "That ghost thing popped up outside again, I tried to restrain it a little last night, but it didn't suppress it."

What Xie Yunming could think of was the unknown creature mentioned in the original issue.

Xue Suanni patiently explained: "That thing doesn't have much effect on ordinary people, it just sucks some yang energy and makes people weak and tired, but it is fatal to people with special constitutions. It will suck you into a It has an empty shell, and it will fall apart when the wind blows." Seeing that Xie Yunming was a little distracted, he emphasized, "Although your bloodline is not so special, Manager Xie, your ancestor's talent is still good, and that thing is very dangerous to you. Don't go out!"

Xie Yun's head exploded.

What the fuck?His fucking spiritual power is so strong!Where's his dad?His father has bad legs and feet!What about Yin Heng?where is he nowIs there anything wrong?What about the people he knew and cared about?What about those with special constitutions?

Holding the phone, he didn't know who to call first, and flipped through the address book with trembling hands.

A call came in, and he was so scared that he almost smashed his phone.

It's Mr. Xie.

As soon as he answered the phone, Mr. Xie's roar would deafen Xie Yunming's ears: "Where is the little brat?"

Seeing that Mr. Xie was still full of energy, he was slightly relieved: "Tianhe."

Mr. Xie said again: "Where's your mother? How is she? Is there something wrong?"

"I don't know. I haven't called yet..." Before finishing speaking, there was a muffled sound and the housekeeper and his wife shouted. It should be Mr. Xie who lost his crutch and rushed out.

What is this old man doing!Xie Yunming finally calmed down and exploded again, is he in a hurry to die!

Xie Yunming immediately became violent, ignoring the "Do not run" notice on the wall, and ran away.

Panting, he pushed open the door of the president's office, and there was only Yuanqi alone inside. The window was open, and the cold wind was blowing in. It was as cold as winter, and the wind was blowing with the force of a knife beheading the head, which hurt people's faces. .The surrounding walls and the ground are full of magic circles, and the golden lines are shining with light, constantly rotating and moving, making Xie Yunming dizzy.

With a stack of talismans in his hand, Yuanqi turned his head and said, "I have something to do."