Worry-free palm

Sheng Chaoge knew that he would not give up easily, as he could tell from the fact that he didn't let his arm free all the way this afternoon.He has stayed in Yungong Mountain and the Buddhist temple for more than 20 years, and with this face, he has often deceived others, but this is the first time he has encountered Shen Anran with such a cheeky talk.

Well, it's a good choice to be a pet to relieve boredom from time to time... Anyway, I don't have any important things to do now, but this kid is annoying enough and needs good, good, tuning, teaching.

Sheng Chaoge was full of thoughts, his face was as calm as water, he could not see any emotions or anger, and his voice was calm, "I have been taught by my sect, so I should not accept disciples easily outside, and besides, you are so weak that you are not suitable for this sect." Request." Seeing that Shen Anran wanted to interrupt again, he continued, "However, it happens that I am walking in the rivers and lakes now, if you really want to worship me as a teacher, you can walk with me for a while, I have seen your performance After that, make a decision, what do you think?"

"Okay! No problem! Master! This apprentice has decided to follow you! You must be able to see my sincerity! Master! You are such a good master!" Shen Anran hugged the elder brother's arm and rubbed wildly while speaking.

Sheng Chaoge's treachery succeeded, and the corners of his mouth curled up, "Well, since you have decided to join me, unless I decide not to accept you, you can't go back on your word. Will you listen to my words in the future?"

"Listen! You must listen!" Shen Anran nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "Master, I am super obedient and obedient! You will gradually discover my innumerable advantages! Master, you really have vision! Master!"

He thought of something while talking, jumped off the bed, and danced, "Then master, teach me martial arts from now on! Where do you want to start? Do you want to practice horse stance? My elder brother practiced from horse stance. No, no, no , I should strengthen my bones first, master, do you have any panacea? I see that there are marrow washing pills and bone forging pills in the scriptures, do I want to take them?"

Sheng Chaoge didn't speak, just looked at him indifferently, wanting to see how long he can talk to himself alone.Shen Anran was stared at by him for a long while, and her excitement finally calmed down a little. She obediently sat next to Master again, blinking her almond eyes to be cute, "Master, why don't you talk? Did I make you unhappy? Already? Say, I’ll change it, so don’t be angry.”

It has to be said that Shen Anran has a lovely appearance.He has a small nose, small mouth and small face, but his almond eyes are big and round, jet-black and watery, Sheng Chaoge bowed his head, and he can clearly see his own reflection in his eyes.

Then he reached out and pinched Shen Anran's baby fat face.Well, it feels good.

Young master Shen was a little confused, he didn't quite understand what his master meant, and before he could figure it out, the man let go of his hand.

"how old are you?"

"22."

"Isn't your brain ready yet?"

"..."

Sheng Chaoge looked at him with obvious dislike on his face, "You still believe what is written in the scriptures at 22. If your brain is not mature, it will be eaten by a dog."

Shen Anran was speechless.

The elder brother stopped looking at him, and waved his hands casually, "Go back to your room and sleep earlier, and see if you can grow your brain back sooner."

Young Master Shen's brain wasn't eaten by a dog, it's just that it hasn't grown well, probably only half of it has grown.So he not only believed in the things in the storybook, but also practiced it, practiced martial arts according to the description in the storybook, and practiced all kinds of messy and unsightly martial arts moves.In fact, he couldn't find any of the acupuncture points mentioned in the book, and he couldn't handle ordinary weapons. If he really wanted to, he even beat his eight-month-old black dog. but.

He had heard a lot of things saying that he had poor bones and low comprehension, and this was the first time someone said that he was not out of his mind.But he felt that what the master said was very reasonable. After practicing martial arts for so long, even if he was a heretic, he should have made some progress. How could he not be able to beat Xiao Hei at home?What Master said today turned out to be a problem with my own brain.

Well, master is indeed a master, and his vision is vicious enough.

Young master Shen embraced the incomparably lofty respect for his master, climbed into bed and fell asleep, and only told the little gourd to watch the master next door before going to bed, don't let him run away, and then let out a small cry when he touched the pillow Come.

Early the next morning, when Sheng Chaoge was still in a dream, someone broke into the door. Shen Anran threw herself on the bed, and hit the senior brother hard, almost causing him to spit out a mouthful of blood.

Young Master Shen didn't realize that his impact was comparable to that of Iron Head Kungfu, so he chirped excitedly, "Master, Master! It's morning! Get up quickly! Let's practice martial arts after breakfast!"

Sheng Chaoge looked viciously at the excited little milk dog lying on top of him, wagging its tail and barking non-stop. He didn't show any affection, and he managed to restrain his violent anger, and he didn't throw this guy out of the window.But the hostility in his body was gradually increasing, and he was obviously on the verge of going berserk.

Senior brother's wake-up Qiyun Palace faction is known to everyone, but it's a pity that Young Master Shen doesn't know it at all, it's fine if he doesn't know, he is quite blank, probably because of his half-grown brain.

Although Shen Anran saw that Master's face was ashen, but Sheng Chaoge always had such a serious face, he didn't think much, and still lay on the man without fear of death, with a smile like a peach blossom in April, charming and pretty, "Master! Get up quickly!" The sun is drying your ass! If you don’t get up again, Little Gourd will eat up all his breakfast!”

Sheng Chaoge's fingers twitched and touched his neck, about to strangle the bastard to death, but he was dazzled by his sudden smile, and didn't have time to do it for a while.Shen Anran held his raised hand, pulled the man up, took the coat at the head of the bed and unfolded it, and swung the collar back and forth, "Master, Master! I'll dress you! Get up!"

Is it too late to strangle him now, the elder brother thought gloomily.

Probably it was too late, Sheng Chaoge snatched the coat from him, grabbed him by the collar and threw him out of the room, his tone was extremely cold, "If you dare to disturb my sleep again, you will end it yourself." Shen Anran did not wait for Shen Anran to finish speaking With a sound, he slammed the door shut, blocking the young master from the outside.

Only then did Young Master Shen belatedly realize that his master seemed to be getting up.Touching his nose, the young master went downstairs to have breakfast alone in embarrassment.

Sheng Chaoge fell asleep for another half an hour before slowly waking up, tidied himself up, and walked downstairs.Young master Shen was a little uneasy that he had offended his master on the first day, and he ate a tasteless breakfast, staring at the stairs all the time.After waiting for a long time, I finally saw a person in blue and white clothes step by step, stepping down the stairs at a leisurely pace.

Shen Anran jumped up and wanted to go up to him, but suddenly remembered the fierce appearance of her master in the morning, and immediately hesitated on the spot, carefully looking at the man's face.Sheng Chaoge spread his five fingers, completely covering his celestial spirit cover, touching the black hair on top of his head, smiling with imperceptible malice, "I will have a longer memory in the future."

The little milk dog immediately wagged its tail happily, and grinned loudly, "Yeah!" He leaned over and grabbed Master's arm, and pulled him to the seat with a smile on his face, "Master, come quickly, the breakfast is almost cold. I don't know What do you like to eat, I will let the little gourd buy a little of everything, this soup bag is super delicious, the soup is very rich, and it is very hot, I burned my tongue, but it should not be so hot now. Ah, This steamed stuffed bun is also delicious, and the marinated egg is very delicious, and this porridge is also..."

The elder brother listened silently, and moved his eyes to the young master's face calmly. A 22-year-old young man from a rich family, ignorant of the world, pure and innocent, possesses the aggressiveness and sunshine that only belong to a young man, he can't read people's faces, doesn't know the ways of the world, he just acts rashly, recklessly and ignorantly, and his brain hasn't matured yet.

No, maybe it's because the brain hasn't grown well that there are so many problems.

The elder brother silently withdrew his gaze, and his heart was still slandering madly, didn't he say that his tongue was burned, how could he still say that?Is it really because of a brain problem...

Young Master Shen talked enthusiastically and non-stop, completely unaware that he was already an out-and-out brain-dead in Master's heart.On the other hand, Little Hulu stood aside, glanced at Sheng Chaoge's serious and calm face, and then maintained the image of a timid servant, lowering his head obediently.

Eldest brother stayed in bed for half an hour, except for the red bean porridge provided by the store, which was still hot, the others had already been cold, but he didn't care at all, because judging by his usual eating speed, hot dishes can be eaten as cold dishes , unless there is something driving him, like yesterday's lunch at noon.

The elder brother has the problem of dawdling in everything since he was a child. When he started, Master Zong hadn't been a hands-off shopkeeper like he is now. Sitting on a small stool, he looked indifferently at his master's feet coming and going in the wind. Zong Chaoyin was quick-tempered, he acted swiftly, eating and sleeping at the speed of an army.

But he was just the opposite. It's a pity that Master Zong was busy with sect affairs at that time, so he couldn't compare with the free time when the younger brothers and the others started, and he was able to keep an eye on him all the time. The elder brother's original slow style was further deepened. The appearance of eating and walking is lukewarm, and I can't change it.

Therefore, yesterday's accident was not counted. Today, the young master really discovered that his master can't eat much faster than children.Children eat slowly because they eat and play while eating. Master eats slowly because the steamed stuffed bun can be eaten in two bites. He really took eight bites and chewed each bite for a long time. The soup dumpling can be eaten in five or six bites. , his master drank a cup of tea just by drinking the soup inside.

The young master waited for a long time for him to finish eating, and he was hungry again, so he simply ate another meal.After he had finished his second breakfast, it was time for the eldest brother to put down his chopsticks, pick up the porridge bowl, and drink another cup of tea.