Mr. Chang who refuses to be hijacked by love

Yu Yang stood at the corner of the stairs and waited for half a step, listening to those conversations, not knowing who to be annoyed with, only feeling that the depression in his chest was worse than when he was entangled by others.He strode towards the bedroom with a gloomy face, the maid waiting outside the corridor was used to his amiable appearance at home, and was unable to speak for a while.Chang Zhou stepped forward to take the medicine box in her hand, pushed the door anxiously, coughed lightly anxiously, and when Yu Yang turned around, he said without thinking, "Take off your pants and let me see." After finishing speaking, he realized something was wrong, and added, "I'll clean up your wound for you."

Yu Yang was so angry, he didn't care about that sentence, he threw his pants aside, sat down on the edge of the bed, stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the medicine box, I will do it myself."

Chang Zhou handed over the medicine box, but he didn't pick it up, instead he looked at him in disbelief, Chang Zhou stood still, Yu Yang gave up and said, "Do you really want me to do it myself?"

"Oh——" Chang Zhou frowned with a headache, squatted down, looked at his bruised knees and bruised tibia, couldn't bear to complain, and murmured, "Where did this fall? Yinchuan is too inconsiderate gone."

"It only looks serious, but it doesn't actually hurt." Yu Yang hissed and said aggrievedly, "Aren't I good enough for him? Did he turn against me so easily?"

"Yin Chuan was just impulsive. You will always be his most important family." His chuckle hit his knees, the itching on his flesh made Yu Yang flinch, and Chang Zhou still grabbed his hand without knowing it. Calf, stopped and said: "Don't move around, you still need to take medicine."

Chang Zhou simply knelt on the floor, this posture aroused a certain crude desire to rule in Yu Yang's heart.He leaned forward slightly, smelling the pomade he had scratched on his hair when he went out, and the ferocity poured down forced him to remain silent.The majestic black cat that was locked upstairs slid in from the door at this time. At first, it just wandered around the corner without a sound, and never got noticed. It bent its hind legs and jumped up. Chang Zhou's back. "Ah!" Chang Zhou threw himself on Yu Yang in shock.He supported Yu Yang's thighs with his hands, pressed his head against his abdomen, looked at the black cat beside Yu Yang's waist, gasped in shock and asked him, "Why didn't you tell me?"

The quiet and mysterious lake has turned into a magnificent sea. When Chang Zhou met his eyes, his intuition would be swallowed up. He called out "Yu Yang" with a light tone, like a weak duckweed.Yu Yang helped him onto the bed calmly, got up and pinched the back of the black cat's neck, opened the door and threw it out.He stood back in front of Chang Zhou, and Chang Zhou sat on the bed, forced to "evaluate the situation", Qi Qiran stepped back, "I, I didn't do it on purpose, it's because you are too-sensitive, have you been taking too long?" No—" He suddenly realized that the words that he could blurt out when he first saw him were so red-faced now, he hesitated between masturbation and masturbieren, and finally said—"Have you not 'do math' for too long ?”

Yu Yang laughed brightly, raised his chin, leaned over to bite his lip, and denied: "I don't want to 'do mathematics', I want to 'do physics' now."

The two were solving problems on the bed when the maid knocked on the door and said tremblingly, "Mr. Yu, Professor Yu asked me to deliver the pants." Covering his face, the "wait a moment" was mostly covered, so he raised his foot angrily and overturned the person.Yu Yang was suppressed by his kneeling position with his legs spread apart, he laughed dryly, put his hands behind his head, watched him put on his clothes in a hurry, suddenly got up, and sent his own problem up, Chang Zhou panicked Standing up in a hurry, he cursed "shameless and obscene", but his eyes did not dare to freeze anywhere. Yu Yang laughed so hard that the problem was about to disappear by itself. When Chang Zhou took his clothes from the crack in the door and came in, he was still trembling with his smile.

The pants were thrown on the face, and he said angrily: "Put it on!"

Yu Yang didn't move, he stared at the ceiling in a daze, and had a wonderful illusion, as if the past is really a cloud of smoke, even if the passing years make people inevitably die, it's just a glass of wine, not a real life . "Actually, what Yin Chuan said was wrong." He said softly.

"what?"

"I met you first." Chang Zhou was puzzled. Yu Yang turned over, put on his pants and went to open the door. Chang Zhou was tickled and chased after him and asked, "What do you mean? We met before?"

Yu Yang pretended to be mysterious, but smiled and said nothing, Chang Zhou grabbed him and asked, "Could it be that you have a crush on me, so you designed Yinchuan to hit me?"

Yu Yang covered his bright eyes and said amusedly, "Don't pretend to be naive."

"It's not impossible," he said jokingly, "Liu Liang told me that people like you are used to walking down small paths, and you have to use some tricks for simple things, but you can't say it bluntly." , Do it bluntly, or you will lose your pomp. Although I can't understand it all the time, but..."

Yu Yang thought he was going to turn over the old score, and immediately repented and said: "I did something wrong in the past. I will never use my tactful thoughts on you in the future."

"I—I didn't mean that, you—what's wrong with you?" Chang Zhou laughed in surprise, but then said, "However, I won't accept your promise, it's not credible."

"Why can't I be trusted?" Yu Yangyi was frowned tightly, and took out his mobile phone to check, "It's strange, the credit limit for this month is still sufficient."

"Hahaha, I know you are rich, so you don't need to show it to me!" The way he was obsessed with letting himself know his assets was completely naive. Chang Zhou shut down the financial management page, put the phone back in his pocket, and embraced the situation. Looking at him, he asked, "You said you met me before Yinchuan, what happened?"

Yu Yang hugged him back and shook him gently, "I'll tell you when you come home with me."

"Go home with you—what..." He lost all confidence in the middle of the sentence.

Yu Yang stopped him from burying himself on his shoulder, "Why, alas, why are you so thin-skinned." He couldn't understand his shyness in this matter at all. He was eager to guide him before, but now he just waited patiently. It is only interesting to observe him in detail.

Chang Zhou thought in distress. He thought that the relationship between the two of them was like any relationship between a man and a woman. As long as there is no promise, there is always the possibility of stopping the loss. He never expected that his steps towards the trap would be so involuntary. It seems to have been locked up at the beginning of the temptation. "I'm telling you, it's not a fair game at all."

Before Yu Yang could react in time, Chang Zhou pushed him away and walked slowly towards the exit of the corridor, and said calmly, "If I can be a hooligan, where is your room for development? Your assistant in the United States gave you a Christmas present. We’ve seen it all, we agreed in advance, except for basic cleaning supplies, you have to let go of the rest. I was beaten by a school bully in middle school, and I will be punished for physical violence. When the blood splatters on the spot, I’m afraid it will leave a psychological impression on you. Shadow, if ever inhumane—"

He didn't have to look back, Yu Yang stepped forward and hooked his shoulders in two steps, leaning against his face and asked, "Have you figured it out? Come home with me?"

Chang Zhou stopped and stared at him, Yu Yang knew that he couldn't ask any more questions, so he snickered triumphantly, and walked quickly while holding his hand.In the living room, He Xi'an was meditating alone, Mr. Yu led the people down the stairs, and Mr. Chang's hand was touched by iodine, He Xi'an's palms hurt when he saw it, and he didn't understand love even more.Yu Yang suddenly walked up to his eldest nephew, randomly took out some vouchers, consumption cards, and savings cards from his wallet and stuffed them all into him, and said with high spirits: "The red envelope for you. Tell your mother that Teacher Chang and I have something to do." Do it, don't stay overnight."

"It's so late, what's important to do?"

Yu Yang blinked and said: "Dun Lun." Chang Zhou should have thought that this bastard is a personality that is easy to advertise, he was clumsy for a while, and wanted to do it, but Yu Yang restrained him and took him out of the door.

He Xi'an looked at the cards scattered on the sofa, no matter what, he didn't want to think about love anymore, he would rather be a little uncle and go crazy.

But after a while, another madman came out of education, changed his mother's obedience, and asked gloomily, "Where's Chang Zhou?"

He Xi'an dragged and said, "I went up to the Peony Pavilion with my little uncle—"

This tone was full of sarcasm in He Yinchuan's ears, he walked out irrationally, "I'm going to my little uncle's house." Of course He Xi'an wanted to hold him back, but it caused all his anger to turn away, and he was suddenly caught by him Knocked to the ground.He Yinchuan threw fists and kicks indiscriminately, He Xi'an was just dodging, but after all, this formation slapped his elder brother's face, he shouted angrily: "What are you doing!"

The temper of a gentle and modest person is like thunder in spring, He Yinchuan trembled with fright, his hands and feet rolled off him with cold hands and feet.He Xi'an tidied and ironed his clothes, only to see him sitting on the floor beside him and weeping in mourning. This was not the first time he had seen this kind of pantomime, and he was about to learn from the past and leave, so he got up, his brother Then the wolf howled like a show.He Xi'an's heart softened, so she had no choice but to step forward and throw herself into the trap, patted his face and said, "Don't cry! Playing "Dou E's Injustice", right?"

Chang Zhou looked out of the car window all the way, his jaw clenched, his face turned livid, and he even forgot about the first meeting.Yu Yang's deliberate silence is undoubtedly the culprit of this tense emotion, but unfortunately, Mr. Chang can't see through it. Now he believes that he is a responsible adult and has the obligation to satisfy his partner's physical needs.Before getting out of the car, he kissed Mr. Yu on the cheek "out of morality", and said forcefully, "I'll wait for you in your bedroom."

After parking the car, Yu Yang took the whiskey and cups from the wine cellar and went upstairs, and found that the cleaning tools and instructions in the cabinet were gone. Finally, he couldn't help laughing, and said to himself: "Being so nervous? I thought there was going to be an argument. Some time." Sitting on the bed and waiting for a long time, before waiting for someone, he condemned himself sanctimoniously, and at the same time couldn't help knocking on the bathroom door, asking chattingly: "What are you doing? Do you need my help?" Inevitably conceive some.

Inside the door, Chang Zhou was suffering from a headache from the posture of "holding grievances", and said in a low voice: "I was thinking about "Tractatus Logico-Philosophy". Since an atomic proposition cannot deduce anything, then there can be no causal relationship. Believe it or not. Cause and effect is tantamount to superstition. I can't figure it out, how can you help me?"

"I—" Yu Yang said faintly in his breathing, "Of course I'm helping you unblock..."

What the hell is this guy talking about? There was a "bang", and I don't know what hit the door.Yu Yang shrank and said, "Help you clear your mind."

Chang Zhou opened the door in his bathrobe, stared at him for a moment with red eyes, bent down to pick up the slender heavy object, returned to the sink, rinsed it thoughtfully, looked back at him from time to time, and seemed to have something in his heart. Comparable.Yu Yang was startled, and then he heard him say: "I have a problem with my train of thought, 'A man should fly like a male, but a woman can rest safely'. Don't you think so?"

Yu Yang felt a faint pain in his intestines. After thinking about it calmly, maybe he didn't want to do the opposite, but was just too scared.Pretending to be calm, he went forward, took the thing and put it aside, hugged the person, first sighed to win sympathy, and then said politely: "I'm sorry, I don't want to force you to come down. I just feel that, with your personality, it's up to you It is more appropriate for me to take the initiative. However, I do not agree with your concept of conquest and submission. I think we are all equal no matter what happens on the bed. Let me ask you, is it possible that after gender discrimination, there is still Sex position discrimination?"

Chang Zhou was dizzy by what he said, "What you said seems to make sense..."

Yu Yang kissed his auricle, fingered aggressively, and pulled out a lingering thread of affection in the touching place, "Let me see how the dredging is going..."

The two got on the bed, Yu Yang ordered him to kneel down, and said with a half-smile: "I told you earlier, we are created in heaven and earth, have you seen, 'There is no great attack without continuous things'." Wait for "great things" After filming "Mian Mian Shi", Chang Zhou suddenly understood what he was talking about, gritted his teeth and said in disgust: "You have a higher achievement than Qin Shihuang, and you have read the sage books to death..." The next moment, the complaints were completely Annihilated.

After solving a round of problems, Yu Yang turned over and laughed wildly for a while, panting and asking: "How are you?"

Chang Zhou's teary eyes were open, and he was lying in a large font like him, "You are just as messy on the bed as you are off the bed."

Yu Yang called Qu and said, "You blame me alone for what the two of you did. It's clear that I'm 'stirring' and you're 'twisting'. How come it's just me who's messing around?” The dispute rolled over again. Go, force Chang Zhou to describe how he "disturbed" him, and how he "wrapped" him until the early hours of the morning, and finally managed to make sense of it.

After the incident, the two were wrapped up in the duvet, Yu Yang's eyes hurt from sleepiness, but Chang Zhouchu was involved in this matter, it was very fresh, he was doing research up and down, Yu Yang grabbed his hand out of the quilt and put it away , sleepily said: "If you don't restrain yourself, I'm afraid you won't have the face to see me when you wake up tomorrow."

Chang Zhou's ears were full of strange noises, and when he raised his head, he realized that it was the sound of Yu Yang's heartbeat. He stuck it to it again, opened his eyes ineffectively in the deep darkness, and said, "I was worried that you would have What special fetish."

Yu Yang laughed so that he dozed off and retreated a little, recalling: "I used to think I was a pervert."

"Really? When?"

"Adolescence, the time when the 'spring machine turns old'. Later, after seeing many real perverts, I firmly believe that there is no more normal person than me in the world."

Chang Zhou said incredulously, "Did you play around when you were young?"

"I'm still very young now." He emphasized this, but he had to admit, "It's very nonsense." In order not to worry him, he asked, "Have you not had puberty problems?"

Chang Zhou sighed: "No. When my adolescence started, I was almost going to college, and I basically spent it in the midst of busy studies. I don't seem to have anything worth talking about in the past..."

He didn't get a lot of dust——Yu Yang thought so, and gradually fell asleep in his whisper, dreaming that he was a piece of catkins in March, falling into the warm wind and sunshine.

In the dream, it was March [-]rd at the head of Jiuqu Pond, but it rained and snowed quietly all night outside the house. By eight or nine o'clock, it was already a little late.In the yard, Xiao Xu and Brother Su, who came to change the guard last night, were wearing rain boots to clean up the snow, and the rustling sound woke Mr. Yu up.Pushing open the window, I heard Xiao Xu yelling in local dialect: "Brother Su, don't lean back, the branches are freezing, and they will break as soon as you touch them!" They all shoveled and planted vegetables."

Xiao Xu raised his head and said, "Boss won't be returning to America after spring?"

Brother Su raised his shovel, "How about I shovel it now?"

Yu Yang shook his head and smiled, and after a while, he said: "This snow will melt if you step on it, there is no need to sweep it."

Brother Su said: "Teacher Chang almost slipped and fell when he went out early in the morning!"

Yu Yang couldn't help chewing his tongue and said: "He just didn't get enough sleep and his mind was dizzy!"

Xiao Xu suddenly said: "I'm afraid it's because of lack of energy, legs and feet are weak!" Yu Yang refused to admit defeat and said, "I need to exercise, exercise more." After speaking, he and the two downstairs laughed together.

Close the window, go to the bathroom to wash up, and see a long strip of paper stuck on the mirror, the handwriting is very clumsy, obviously it was left by Chang Zhou, Yu Yang bowed his body and looked at it, see the above letter:

FAQ

Q1. "Am I old?"

A1. Please give the exercise status.

Q2. "Want me to go faster?"

A2. Usually not required.Also, no need to go any slower.

Q3. "Do you feel that I love you?"

A3. Please ask Q1 honestly.

……

There are so many crimes committed that night.Yu Yang couldn't help laughing and said: "It seems that he doesn't like a partner who is too considerate."

The author has something to say: It's all a joke, there's really no porn, is there?