Mr. Chang who refuses to be hijacked by love

After finally getting rid of the many harassments caused by revealing his whereabouts, Mr. Yu finished reviewing the documents at night and began to read routinely.Wandering around in front of the bookshelf like an inchworm, he first took out Feng Menglong's "Yu Shi Ming Yan", and after only turning a few pages, he read a sentence, "If you don't do business, it's only for a while; if you don't get a wife, it's a lifetime." He muttered to himself. : "I really hate worldly novels!" Then put it back; after walking a few steps, he took out the book "Full Tang Poems" and opened it in the middle. Break someone else's hands." Mr. Yu put the book back flat, shook his head and said, "If you turn it over again, it will be rotten." Going up the escalator to the second floor, he picked a philosophical work from the foreign language bookshelf, scanned the catalog, and commented after a while: "Rational, safe!" Xin Ran read it.

I was immersed in the question of "whether this moment exists, or is there only the past and the future", and my thoughts were interrupted by the Internet phone call in the computer. Steven told Mr. Yu that a domestic technology company invited him to participate in a "forward-looking" artificial intelligence conference.Mr. Yu switched to a video call, and said to his assistant with a pleasant face, "Do you think I look like Marlon Brando?"

The red-haired foreigner stared round his eyes, embarrassed, "Boss, I swear you are as heroic as him, but you really don't look like him."

"Then tell me, why are they so eager to ask me for help?" Yu Yang said lazily, "Replying to them requires someone to stand on the platform. I think an actor or singer would be more suitable."

"But he claims to be your college roommate, I don't know how to help you say no..."

Yu Yang squinted his eyes to search his memory, and then said: "I see, you don't need to reply to him, I will handle it myself."

Going downstairs to find the mobile phone stuck in the crack of the sofa, after turning it on, logging into the social software, searching for an account, and found that there was indeed a message published by artificial intelligence. It’s not technology, it’s the money in the fool’s pocket”, and quickly commented below—”My future life partner depends on everyone’s hard work, thank you in advance!” Put the phone back into the crack of the sofa.

Lying on the bed, Mr. Yu thought endlessly, the news has been so loud these days, the family should have known that he had returned to China, why no one asked him to go back?Could it be that the little nephew's car accident finally got over him?In this way, he fell asleep thinking about trouble, and early the next morning, the doorbell rang, and trouble came to the door.Mr. Yu wiped his sweat and opened the door, and there were two burly bodyguards standing outside the door, with a tall and thin boy in the middle, like two Chinese dictionaries with the constitution in between. Today!" He said to the two bodyguards, "Thank you, this is my eldest nephew, I forgot to tell you, I have two nephews."

He Xi'an broke free, tore off his crumpled school uniform, and walked into the house. After Mr. Yu closed the door, he immediately turned around and asked anxiously, "Little uncle, where is your cell phone? Why didn't you answer the phone? My mother has been calling you all morning. You called, and I called you too."

The eldest nephew has a mature and prudent personality. Realizing the seriousness of the situation, Yu Yang asked, "What happened? I just came out of the gym."

"Go and wash up, change clothes, and come home with me." He Xi'an pushed him into the bathroom, "My dad is about to beat Yin Chuan to death, and my mother can't hold him back."

Yu Yang frowned tightly, "What's going on, isn't it just a small car accident? Haven't I already dealt with it?"

"What car accident?" He Xi'an asked, "Yin Chuan stayed at a classmate's house last night and came back early this morning. When he came back, he said that he would—"

"What do you want?"

"Come out!" The eldest nephew gritted his teeth, and the towel in Yu Yang's hand fell to the ground, "What?!"

There are three main contents of the He family's court training, one is "Will you say it?", the other is "Do you dare?", and the third is "Do you know what's wrong?" As expected, when Yu Yangfu entered the living room, he heard A series of final questions from my brother-in-law——

"Whose house was it last night? Can you tell me!"

"If you don't return all night, I can't beat you to death, dare you?"

"Your mother worked so hard to teach you that all the sage books have been read into the dog's stomach! Do you know what's wrong?"

Yu Yang paused, looked towards the living room where the flying dogs were jumping around, thankfully his brother-in-law only had a feather duster in his hand, he simply didn't beat his little nephew to pieces, Yu Liu stopped in the middle, the guards and servants persuaded and dragged , wipe the tears wipe the tears.Mr. Yu strode forward and took the torture instrument in He Ping's hand, threw it away, and shouted: "What is this for? Those who don't know think they are playing 'Baoyu gets beaten'!"

"Ask him yourself!" He Ping unbuttoned his military uniform and walked back and forth like a raging lion, "Little bastard, if you don't see anyone for a night, come back and come out with me! A 13-year-old man, even Lao Tzu How dare you talk to me about whether you are in love or not if your shoulders are not long enough!"

He Yinchuan had been beaten down, but when he saw his brother bring the rescuers, he jumped up and hid behind Yu Yang and hugged his waist, and started to argue with his father again, "You are not my father, woo...why are you so rude?" What's wrong with being 13 years old? Is there no love at 13 years old?"

The father and son began to argue again centering on "whether there is love at the age of 13". The young one said: "Song Qiliang Chen's men can get married at the age of ten!" The old one said: "Come here, I beat you to death, you return Go, Song Qi, Liang Chen!" There was a quarrel, and they both threw the question to Yu Yang, asking him to make a decision.

Yu Yang protected his nephew with one hand, and helped the elder sister who was exhausted and sighed to the sofa with the other.With a headache, I pressed my temples for a while, spread my hands and said: "How do I know if I have love at the age of 13? I don't even know if I have love at the age of 35!"

The siblings looked at He Ping with the same expressions and movements, and the orderly said at the right time: "Chief, it's 09:30, and I've already called three times to remind you."

He Ping put his hat on while panting, not forgetting to intimidate his younger son, "I'll go back to the Pearl River District first, and I won't leave you for a while. I'll ask you again at night, and you'd better figure out the correct answer for me."

After sending Shashen away, the siblings looked at each other, feeling ridiculous.Yu Liu tiredly smiled and said that years ago when he saw her husband reading "Biography and Xilu", he thought that the soldiers had changed their sex. Now it seems that his only realization may be that since conscience is internal, it can be brought out by force!Looking at the two sons thoughtfully, "Human nature really cannot be changed..."

Yu Yang didn't know how to comfort him, Yu Liu said: "That's all. Take Yin Chuan away, otherwise there will be a scene of ghosts crying and howling at night."

He Xi'an said to his mother, "I'm going to my uncle's house too."

He Yinchuan was used to fighting with him, so he stared and said, "Why are you going? Dad won't beat you." His eccentric elder brother looked at him in contradiction. After a while, he got up and went upstairs, and said to himself: "I'll go Packing up, tidy up."

After lunch, before leaving, Yu Liu stuffed another rhyme book into his youngest son's schoolbag, and asked: "For summer homework, write five seven-character quatrains. Do you still remember the title?"

He Yinchuan pursed his mouth and wanted to cry: "Mom..."

Professor Yu patted his face with a smile, "Good boy, whether you like little girls or little boys, homework must be written."

The eldest nephew was about to enter his third year of high school, and the semester ended late, so Yu Yang decided to wait another two weeks to return to the United States with the two children in order to show that he was not partial.

Mr. Yu felt that everything was in order, and enjoyed two days of "summer leisure" comfortably. As for the little nephew who was always going out, he couldn't keep him at home, so he had to tell him by ear and face, and let him go.One day, Mr. Yu was dragged by his elder sister to hoe and grow vegetables in the yard of the old house. Mr. Yu felt that his muscles had been used to the fullest. He turned the soil back and forth three times in an hour and dug the ditch under the guidance of Yu Liu. After dividing the plots, the siblings were half kneeling on the soil to plant vegetable seedlings, when Mr. Yu's cell phone vibrated.Yu Yang pointed to the screen and said to Yu Liu: "Now I see the name of this little thing, and my heart jumps."

He took off his gloves and connected the phone, "Yinchuan?"

There was a long burst of water sound over there, and Mr. Yu felt that he was being pointed at the eardrum by a high-pressure water gun, and said weakly, "Where did you go?"

God pity, when the child was not in a normal mood, Yu Yang heard him yelling, "Little uncle, Chang Zhou's house is on fire, and I can't contact him! The fire brigade said that there are people in the house! The fire is very serious now. big!"

Yu Yangteng stood up, thought for a while, and said: "Don't worry. Today is a working day, he may not—" His eyes fell on the elder sister who was also a faculty member of a certain university, and his heartbeat suddenly stopped, and he went into his chest Taking a breath, he said to his mobile phone: "Give me his contact information, and I will go to the scene immediately. You must stand far away, you know?"

Explained to Yu Liu, Yu Yang went back to his room and copied a baseball cap, ran to the parking lot in a hurry, made phone calls while driving, all the way there was a shutdown prompt, He Yinchuan called from time to time to describe the uncontrollable situation at the scene, Yu Yang was so infected by him that he was very anxious, and finally reprimanded: "It's okay! It's okay! Do you think I'm doing news broadcast!"

Driving to the downstairs of the community, I saw a window on the sixth floor was burnt black, a row of sausages in the upstairs window was charcoal black, He Yinchuan was blocked downstairs and was blackened, and the rocker arm of the fire truck was slowly rising.At this time, there was a sudden response on the phone, and the voice was lowered: "Hello, I'm—"

Yu Yang cut him off, "Chang Zhou, where are you?" A little anger frightened both ends of the phone, Yu Yang took a breath to calm down, "Your house is on fire, my nephew can't contact you, he is very anxious. "

"Fire? How is the fire?! Liu Liang is at home!"

The rocker approached the window, and an orange-red figure appeared on the window sill, carrying a person on his shoulders, wrapped in a wet blanket.Yu Yang said: "The person has been rescued now, got into the ambulance, and the firefighters are still controlling the fire. Are you in the school or the research institute? I will drive over to pick you up."

"I'm not nearby, I'm in—Pearl River District... No, it's been too long! Can you," Chang Zhou begged, "can you please take my friend to the hospital first, I'm worried about him—"

Yu Yang reassured him that nothing would happen, got out of the car, took out the little nephew who was about to get into the ambulance, stuffed it into the car, and threw the phone to him.

When I arrived at the hospital, I was sent to the operating room. The nurse pushed back a few friends and neighbors who were watching the excitement, "I just fainted from the thick smoke, and it is not life-threatening! Now I have to deal with the burns, and the family members back!"

Yu Yang sat on the bench in a state of exhaustion. Seeing his face ready for rain, little friend He flinched and said, "Little uncle, I don't think I'm going to make trouble here..." Mr. Yu sternly reprimanded the encounter He was fined to go back and copy the "Biography of Xie An" again.

Sending away the little scourge, Mr. Yu sighed in bewilderment, and gently rubbed the dirt off his knees. He suddenly thought that Xie An was just pretending to be calm on the chessboard.

Yu Yang felt that Mr. Chang was probably a place where he couldn't escape.But he is obviously not the only existence in this field. In the ward, Liu Liang forcibly held Mr. Chang's hand, and confessed with tears in his eyes: "I'm sorry, I failed to save your Ph.D degree certificate." Mr. Chang was held by him His scalp was numb, and he forced a smile and said, "Education is all a lie." Liu Liang rolled out big tears, "I couldn't save your computer either." Mr. Chang struggled, "It has been sent for emergency repair. I have confidence in the quality of the computer." Liu Liang couldn't help crying, "Your wallet was not rescued..." Mr. Chang finally freed his hand, and pulled out the bank card that Liu Liang was clutching tightly in the other hand, saying: "It's good that your wallet is rescued."

Mr. Chang went to hospitalize him, and Liu Liang confided to Mr. Yu in frustration, "See? Just say 'just save yourself', is it that difficult?"

Mr. Yu nodded in praise, "If you treat your friend well and respectfully, his partner won't have to worry too much..."

"There are more than two idioms in one sentence, and science students generally can't understand them." Liu Liang was dazed and sighed, "Chang Zhou looks like he has a very good temper, and he doesn't seem to reject others at all. I didn’t realize until I bumped into it that it was a piece of wood inside, alas...do you know? When I was an undergraduate, there was a doctoral student in the laboratory who liked him for two years. Until graduation, Chang Zhou thought that the other party was just admiring his ability..."

"He should have told him straight up."

"How is it possible? Chang Zhou was less than 16 years old at that time!" Liu Liang was immersed in the past, gloating, "Speaking of which, that senior is really pitiful...I spent days and nights discussing with Chang Zhou, but instead of chasing someone, he was abused. I had to live and die, and finally ran to my instructor and said that I felt that I had no physical talent..."

Mr. Yu asked what happened next?

Liu Liangdao: "Chang Zhou went to study abroad; after the senior got his degree, he gave up doing research and went to Wall Street to do quantification."

Hit by an arrow for no apparent reason, Mr. Yu pursed his lips in thought, smiled slyly, stood up, patted Liu Liang on the shoulder, and said sincerely: "This story tells us that for such a talented person, we should be treated with small affection." It is hopeless and selfish to restrain a little love. I think it is noble to hide some emotions in the bottom of my heart. As a scientific researcher, what do you think of Mr. Liu?"

The moral sentiment of capitalists makes scientific researchers feel ashamed, "I think it makes sense..."

Walking out of the ward, I saw a sad man in a suit and leather shoes, leaning out of the window to smoke, Yu Yang stepped forward and said, "This is a good way! If the nurse sees it, they can justify, 'I smoked outside, second-hand The smoke drifts in by itself.'”

The man didn't turn his head back, "I'm an artist, so I can't compare to Mr. Yu's self-denial and dedication to public affairs."

It seemed that those remarks were listened to by him, and Mr. Yu stopped being devious, and asked in a low voice: "Just now the firefighters came to report the preliminary investigation results, saying that the fire broke out because of a private connection... As the owner of the house, Mr. Xiao does not blame him. ? Or... For Mr. Xiao, it’s good for him to save himself?”

Xiao Song glanced at him, "Mr. Yu is as good-hearted as the news described. I don't want to see other people in dire straits."

"No, I'm an investor, not a philanthropist. I've never been kind. When I decided to reach out, the only possibility was because I saw an opportunity for cooperation." Downstairs, a young man with a plaster cast on his right arm was walking Passing the path in the middle of the lawn, Yu Yang watched silently until he walked into the payment hall.Turning around and shaking hands with Xiao Song, he said, "I happen to know a female artist in Paris. She has been eager to hold an exhibition in China in recent years. I think Mr. Xiao will be interested."

Chang Zhou placed Liu Liang properly, and was walking out of the hospital with his head buried. A black car slid out from behind, and the windows were lowered. Mr. Yu asked, "Where are you going?"

Mr. Chang replied: "Go back and look at the scene of the fire."

Mr. Yu said, "Oh."

One person and one car at the same speed, walking tens of meters, Mr. Chang tilted his head and asked, "You keep relatively still with me like this?"

Mr. Yu smiled and said: "I have a better way, but since you have thanked me six times today, I really can't bear to let your thanks continue to depreciate."

"To what extent has my gratitude depreciated? Can I still afford a favor from you?"

Mr. Yu declares that he is not a philanthropist, but his help can be bought with gratitude.Through this equivalent exchange, they reached an agreement to adopt another way that remained relatively static.

At the gate of the community, Chang Zhou jumped out of the car, bent down and said to Mr. Yu, "Anyway, thank you today."

"The seventh time." Yu Yang counted for him, "Do you still have somewhere to go?"

"After watching the scene, I will go back to my parents' house."

Yu Yang said: "Are you a local?"

Chang Zhou blinked and said in the local language, "A genuine local. Goodbye, Mr. Yu."

The cicadas were chirping outside the car, and the heat was bothering people. The heat was floating on the concrete floor, and the yellow wild cat in the grass was yawning, showing its lion-like fangs.Inside the turned off car, the air-conditioning dissipated quickly, and the temperature rose rapidly.Yu Yang smoked half a cigarette in his hand, and a black figure walked out of the door, holding a glass jar full of water in his arms with one hand, his steps were easier than before, and he turned into the convenience store opposite in an instant inside.

The car thermometer showed 35 degrees.Yu Yang shook his head, "It's so hot that there's nowhere to escape." He lamented again and again, and then sent a message to the assistant team, "Old He, I think your previous suggestion is very good, I can work remotely." Just as he was about to get off the car, then When the phone call came, Mr. Yu said in surprise: "Aren't you sleeping at this point?"

Steven said: "Boss, what happened? Everyone knows how young you are, and you plan to streamline administration and delegate authority?"

In the glass window of the convenience store, Mr. Chang put down the tank of fish and was biting a rice ball.Yu Yang looked over there, with an unusual tone, "I may have to postpone my return to the United States indefinitely, Steven. Now I have a... trouble."

Steven tongue-tied, "Then—then fix it?"

"Obviously Annoyance didn't want me to deal with him, and that created a new annoyance."

"This sounds like a second derivative..." Steven said, "Boss, after I finished the LawSAT, I never touched numbers except pressing the elevator."

Just as Mr. Chang was thinking about something, a person sat down across the table, looked at the solitary black goldfish for a while, and suddenly said: "It seems that you live very close to your parents' house." The embarrassment made Mr. Yu bow his head and grin.

Yu Yang took out a pair of disposable chopsticks, scooped up the excess fish food in the water tank on a paper towel, and said flatly, "My house happens to have a spare bedroom..."

"I feel like my thanks are worthless after six devaluations. I don't have anything in exchange for your help right now..."

"So you chose to refuse my help?" Yu Yang stopped him from continuing, "Frankly speaking, your thanks are useless to me, you can exchange them with me."

"for example?"

Yu Yang said: "You can cook for me, my two nephews and I-"

"Cough..." Chang Zhou laughed suddenly, coughing because he was choked by a ball of rice, Yu Yang had to go to the counter to buy a bottle of mineral water and hand it to him.Chang Zhou said: "I'm sorry, this is the first time I hear someone asking me to cook.

"Anyone who has lived with me knows that the dish I am best at is called 'Fibonacci Porridge'..."

Yu Yang frowned tightly, and sure enough——

"Today's porridge is always a mixture of yesterday's porridge and yesterday's porridge."

Yu Yang was suspicious, suppressed his smile, and sat with arms folded, looking serious, "Then I can hire you to do other things. Not only in the company, but also outside the company, I also need help from others. After all, people can't live alone. .”

Chang Zhou asked, "Do you need my help?"

"I do appreciate some aspects of you. But you know, I have many employees, and you are not special." Yu Yang looked at him calmly, "What are you good at?"

Chang Zhou looked at his brown eyes and felt that they were sometimes as shallow as a pool of water and sometimes as deep as a pool of water, "I am good at looking at problems from a higher-dimensional perspective so that problems in low-dimensional spaces do not exist. .”

Yu Yang saw that his guard was getting weaker, he laughed, and said: "Then what you are good at is boasting and bragging."

Chang Zhou took the tissue from him, "Yes. There is only one suitable position you can provide me with my skills—if I get this position, you will be unemployed."

Mr. Yu rolled his eyes with a smile, he couldn't help but get up, took his fish tank and walked out the door, persistently said: "Yinchuan and his brother live in my house, they are both middle school students."

"I'm very busy, so I can't have time to tutor them." Mr. Chang hurriedly wiped his hands and followed him.

Mr. Yu opened the car door, put the fish tank on the passenger seat, turned around, and greeted Mr. Chang who was following him, soothed the tension in his eyes with a smile, and said gently: "My family has always advocated that 'the knower is not Teach with words, teaching people how to fish is worse than giving them fish, I don't need you to teach them, I just need you to infect them."

When the car drove to the suburbs, the night was as thick as ink, and the vegetable seedlings were standing under the lamp in the yard. Mr. Yu introduced with a great air while holding the fish tank. This is cowpea and that is bitter melon. Chang Zhou thought it was interesting, Plant orchids and bamboos, you plant beans and melons."

"It's all thanks to my sister," Mr. Yu said, "She lived with her father in the northwest countryside for a while when she was young."

"Your father—"

"Little uncle! You're finally here!" He Yinchuan ran out, and was about to pounce on someone, but was restrained by his collar. Only then did Chang Zhou notice that there was an older boy behind him. The younger one was about to fight, The big one said "five poems and seven words..." with a straight face, but the small one lost half of his momentum, rubbed his hands together, and said, "Hello, Mr. Chang, and hello, little uncle."

The older one stretched out his hand in a dignified manner, but was stunned in the air, "Are you—Senior Chang Zhou?"

The two adults looked at each other, and He Xi'an's ready-to-handle demeanor was completely gone, "The school history museum and the physics club have photos of you winning the competition, and the teachers often talk about you!"

This is good, "The Confucian Scholars" was played, and the "old friends" and "little friends" were divided into "old friends" and "little friends". Mr. Yu called "Teacher Chang" respectfully, and he was the youngest in seniority.

The two alumni chattered nonsense, seeing that a universe would not be able to cover the topic, Mr. Yu said, I'm afraid it would be cheap for mosquitoes to get people started.

He Yinchuan tiptoed into Chang Zhou's ear, and murmured behind his elder brother's back, "My brother was kidnapped once when he was a child, and then he became a bit stupid. Please bear with me..." The elder brother heard it clearly, and the younger brother was kicked. With a kick, "Ouch", he clutched his butt and chased after him.

The humility of the three uncles and nephews is the same. The next morning, the older one came to the study to move documents, claiming that he was used to working in the bedroom.Chang Zhou quickly went to block the door, and said with a smile: "Don't fool me! I can understand that! Such a big study, if I have one more, it won't be able to accommodate it? Stay here, don't worry, I promise we won't interfere with each other."

For two days, four people occupied a corner with one person. The study room on the third floor was separated by tall black-painted bookshelves like a deep pine valley.Mr. Chang raised his head under the big couplet in seal script, He Xi'an was hunkering down on the desk, and He Yinchuan was curled up by the escalator, chanting, and Mr. Yu was talking with his assistant in a low voice at the half-moon table under the lattice window.After a while, Mr. Yu got up, straightened the elder nephew's back, carried the younger nephew to the sofa, went to the kitchen and poured a glass of water, and placed it gently on Mr. Chang's left hand.Mr. Yu thinks everything is good, the only regret is that the old house still cannot afford to cook, and he always has to order food, thinking about whether to hire a cook.

After the weekend, Mr. Chang went back to work in the research institute, He Xi'an returned to school to take the final exam, He Yinchuan didn't know where to fool around, and Mr. Yu had time to ask Mr. Xiao for a cup of coffee.When Mr. Chang went home at night and asked him what he was happy about, Yu Yang said mysteriously: "A gentleman's agreement has been reached." The next day, Mr. Chang saw that he was going to talk to Mr. Xiao about it.Yu Yang had been prepared for a long time, and advised him not to be impulsive, saying that he had consulted his lawyer, the lessee decorated the house without authorization, and the landlord had the right to terminate the lease relationship.What's more, Liu Liang changed the circuit without permission and caused the fire, so it is Mr. Xiao's generosity not to ask him to compensate for the cost of redecoration.

"You don't know, Liu Liang has a bad relationship with his parents, and he doesn't have any savings." Chang Zhou bent down and put on his sneakers with one hand, and said angrily, "Professor Xiao treats Liu Liang like a parent and child. Xiao Song makes things difficult at this time." , Eighty percent of it is jealousy!"

Our Mr. Yu, when he was a child, the only lesson he learned from the story of "Wolf is Coming" is that he should not tell a meaningless little lie full of loopholes, but must tell a logical and self-consistent big lie.Yu Yang took his arm and said calmly, "It seems that there is indeed a problem with your emotional perception. Teacher Chang, I'm curious, how did you come to such a conclusion that deviates from the facts?"

Chang Zhou stopped looking at him, Yu Yang saw the fish was hooked, kept his face and continued to lie, "Xiao Song is doing everything possible to pursue Liu Liang, can't you see it?"

There may be mistakes in the subject and the object in this sentence, but Mr. Chang couldn't detect it. His expression was stagnant and he was speechless. After a long while, he sat on the porch and sighed: "I can't see it! Cannot be inferred."

A ray of sunlight passed through his head, and he sat in the shadow behind the door, his eyes were as dim as dust, Yu Yang sat down next to him, and said softly: "No one requires you to perceive all of life. Blind people If he cannot see the sun, does the sun not shine on him?"

Chang Zhou lowered his head, "Everyone loves each other, but I'm like a fish that can't spit bubbles."

Yu Yang instantly felt his heart melt into thousands of pieces.While swallowing his self-blame, the blind man suddenly relieved and said: "Oh, let's forget about each other!" Standing up and walking out of the long shadow, the sunlight danced in his bright eyes, "It's just that I've been too busy recently, I'm afraid I will continue to bother you for a few more days, after this period of time, I will look for a house immediately."

Yu Yang was not in a hurry to speak, but only smiled vaguely. Seeing Chang Zhou's puzzled expression, he patted his pants and said, "It's just as convenient as you want."

For Mr. Yu, "I'm very busy" has always been used as an excuse to avoid seeing him. Compared with Mr. Yu's fourth assistant, whom Steven jokingly called "Mr. Omni-unpresent", Cooperate, dedicated to dealing with people like Wang Huxi.But for Mr. Chang, "I'm very busy" literally means not touching the ground, eating and sleeping are compressed, the uncle and nephew can't see anyone in the morning, and they rush to meet each other in the evening, and they plunge into the study again.Yu Yang joked to his little nephew: "That's why it is said that a man who is too busy with work is not desirable. See if you are under the same roof, as if you are in business."

After a few days of patience, thinking that the time was ripe, one morning, Yu Yang prepared his manuscript and was about to go upstairs to propose driving him to the research institute. He thought of many high-sounding reasons, and planned Zhou Lang's ingenious plan in his heart, with a frank face, Not seeing the city mansion, he raised his hand to knock on the door, but the door was pulled open suddenly, both eyes were stunned, Mr. Chang squeezed a pair of underwear, Yu Yang looked down, he really knew the spring breeze last night just by looking at the color... Yu Yang With a pursed smile, Chang Zhou came back to his senses, passed him and walked towards the bathroom, the embarrassment faded, and the old god said in a low voice: "What's so ridiculous? Let me tell you, nocturnal emission is an occupational disease of basic science researchers, because they don't No time to masturbate."

Yu Yang leaned on the door frame and proposed: "Then, do you want to give me a ride today, in order to buy some time for your 'refining' business?"——Why "free ride"?After all, I am still afraid of abrupt people.

At night, Chang Zhou was busy in the study. Yu Yang walked in and leisurely strolled to the desk. Chen paper, ink, brush, and calligraphy. It was a rare elegant thing to do without shame for the scholarly family. Sure enough, it attracted people. When he came over, Yu Yang did not raise his head, but still focused on writing, and praised himself cheekily in his heart: "The strength of the Tao is not anger, and the delay is not stagnant. It's just right!" After waiting for a while, Fang said: "Yes interest?"

Chang Zhou shook his head shyly, "I don't know anything about this, I just think it's fun."

"Why don't you give it a try?" Yu Yang handed over the pen, and Chang Zhou timidly waved his hand back, but was held back, "What are you afraid of? It is rumored that Zhang Xu learned the meaning of calligraphy and ink after watching the sword dance. String theory has been transformed into ink, and it has established a school and listed products into the stream." Talking nonsense, he drew people to stand side by side in front of the book case.

"You are really..." Chang Zhou was forced to hold the big black script, without saying the word "slick tongue like a spring", his right hand supported his left hand, his five fingers were wrapped in the burning palm, and the knuckles were intertwined like a staggered Lotus root; two strong arms and wrists are pressed together, and the mind is as chaotic as sticky pond mud; Mr. Yu asked: "Can the left hand work?" The breath is as fresh as the wind of lotus.

"What are you thinking?" Yu Yang turned his head and asked.

Chang Zhou originally looked at his temples, but now he met his warm eyes, he felt that his gaze was like a net that accidentally caught a big fish, it was too heavy to be retracted, he couldn't help saying: "I I was thinking that the lotus in the lake should bloom after this season.”

Yu Yang held his hand and wrote a short line, "Why don't you go and have a look?"

"It's hard work. I'm dealing with a very tricky...uh...mathematical problem..." Chang Zhou's attention fell on the crooked strokes on the paper, and he teased, "This vibration really has the beauty of string theory. .”

Yu Yang used a little bit of strength to overwhelm the other, and finished the last stroke, which was a word for "san".Chang Zhou was stunned by the sudden unbridled strength, and Mr. Yu made the best use of the situation, "My father taught me before his death, 'If you want to read a book, let go of your arms first', if you want to achieve something, you must first learn to relax your nerves, always tense, in fact Extreme distrust of myself. Not only calligraphy, but other things too, don’t you think so?”

"Why do I feel that you are trying to persuade me not to be too obsessed with work?"

"Look, what's wrong with your comprehension ability?" Having achieved his goal, Yu Yang put the pen back on the pen rest, "My little nephew who regards you as an idol told me yesterday, little uncle, do you feel Teacher Chang has lost a lot of weight in the past few days? I'm afraid that if I don't stop you, he will come in and perform "Chunxiang Troubled School". So, I'm here to ask—" The conversation broke, "Are you free to have dinner together tonight? Supper."

Chang Zhou paid attention to his expression in puzzlement. Yu Yang knew that the other party had probably vaguely noticed his approach to hospitality, but the kind of ignorant confusion that shouldn't appear in the eyes of adults moved his heart. An impulse like Hades kidnapped Besephone caught him, and he almost wanted to continue to lead him to the edge of the cliff. At this moment, Chang Zhou gently looked away, and said calmly: "Of course I'm free, but... ...As a guest, should I be conscious of treating guests? What do you and Yinchuan want to eat? I'll order."

A pair of thick and thick tastes, only to find that it is difficult to adjust.Mr. Chang is fond of sweets, Mr. He is fond of spicy food, and Mr. Yu dislikes both sweet and spicy food. He Yinchuan revealed that his uncle’s taste is "used to high-end Cantonese restaurants in New York". Yu Yang argued: "Nonsense, it is clearly American fast food and The fitness meal was ruined." Chang Zhou said: "Then call it a salted duck!" He Yinchuan laughed on the sofa, pointing his fingertips one by one, "Natives, Americans, there is a clear distinction! Tsk tsk tsk." Yu Yang pointed to the snack packaging on the tea table and said, "Clean it up yourself, or you will be reduced to a pig, Sichuanese."

It was already nine o'clock after supper, and He Yinchuan suggested watching a documentary together. It was rare for Chang Zhou to stay here at leisure, and Yu Yang was happy to accompany him, and we stocked up food together. Unexpectedly, at the beginning of the movie, a litter of cold-blooded animals were entangled inseparably.Immediately, Yu Yang's scalp became numb, his face was pale, he was sweating profusely, and his gastric juices were churning. He couldn't pretend to be calm, so he hurriedly asked He Yinchuan to change one.Chang Zhou laughed and asked, "Are you so afraid of snakes?"

He Yinchuan also said contemptuously: "Mr. Xiao Liang, who teaches biology, said that all life is equal, and every species has its own unique beauty."

Yu Yang was shocked, and excused himself: "Where am I equal to it? It is my natural enemy. You are demanding a chicken to appreciate the beauty of a weasel! Go, change it."

He Yinchuan muttered and jumped off the sofa, looking for a Chinese historical and cultural film.The narration made people feel drowsy, and matched with the gloomy palace scene, it looked like the person had plunged headlong into a black cloth bag.The three of them pressed the accelerator several times in turn, and finally the narration turned into a whirlwind, and no one present was Chinese anymore.

He Yinchuan was absent-minded, glanced left and right, hesitated for a long time, coughed twice, "Little uncle, let me ask you a question."

"Just ask, what to do."

He Yinchuan said: "Which one is more important, IQ or EQ, in an intimate relationship?"

Yu Yang put his hands behind his head and leaned back on the sofa, thinking that it was a question that a child would ask, and said lazily, "Then we must first measure the correlation between EQ and IQ."

He Yinchuan shook his shoulders, "Oh - I didn't ask you this, you just pretended that I was asking, which is more important, the level of intelligence or tolerance and understanding."

"Of course it's intelligence." Yu Yang said firmly, "For example, when you tell a joke, do you want the other person to really think it's funny, or do you pretend it's funny? Two people with too much difference in intelligence level can't think at the same level. How to love each other? Is it by pretending to understand each other?"

He Yinchuan pushed him away with a "hum", and fell on the other side of the sofa, licked his lips, and said shyly, "What does Chang Zhou think?"

Chang Zhou said in a daze, "I think of a girlfriend I had before..."

Uncle and nephew stared at each other and asked, "Have you ever had a girlfriend before?"

"This is weird? I'm already 26 years old..." The first and the younger were silent, thinking about each other, Chang Zhou didn't realize it, and continued, "At that time, I was still in a laboratory in the United States, and she was a Chinese-American lawyer. .Her empathy is very strong, which complements my dullness; and our careers will not have any intersection, which can effectively avoid disputes...so I decided to give it a try. But after two weeks, she told me Said 'For our love consideration', I have to go to a psychiatrist with her."

He Yinchuan was confused, "Why?"

"She doesn't think I have any emotional needs. It's not normal. It's usually caused by trauma. She made an appointment with a psychiatrist for me." His tone became more and more humorous, as if he was telling someone else's story, "That person After analyzing all the scales I filled out, an Italian psychiatrist who received two doctorates in the United States told me that the reason why I have no emotional needs is a "strong psychological defense mechanism". I don't know if it is because of Asians Prejudice or something else, he deduced that the source of this psychological defense mechanism is likely to be strict family education. My girlfriend asked me sympathetically, Chang, are your parents too strict with you?"

He Yinchuan said: "What happened later?"

Chang Zhou stared down at the vamp, "I was very extreme at that time. I sincerely felt that they were all mentally deficient, and told the doctor that the science he used was as ambiguous as Italy in war (oscillates like Italy at war) .The lawyer lady thought I was hopeless, so we broke up on the spot."

"So you think..." He Yinchuan felt so stagnant in his heart that he couldn't move.

Chang Zhou couldn't answer, "I don't know about your question, I haven't thought about it. Maybe it's... a little difficult for me."

"Then—ah—"

Yu Yang pushed his nephew into the sofa, and said with a smile: "Where are there so many problems? Do you think that everyone is like you, with excessive hormone secretion, and spends every day thinking about these things, love, love, ah ?”

Uncle and nephew wrestled together, Chang Zhou couldn't figure out the situation, shook his head, and slipped back to the study.

He Yinchuan sank half of his face into the sofa, and sullenly accused his little uncle of being a brute. Yu Yang cut his hands behind his back, and half-kneeled on the sofa, looking at the back who seized the opportunity to leave.