[Comprehensive British and American] Run piggy

Recently, Mike has not been doing well. He thinks that he should see a psychiatrist. Every night, he feels a little depressed. Basically, as soon as he falls asleep, he starts to dream. Obviously not What a dream.

"Baby Mike, it's time to get up, and you! Don't run around! Put on your clothes!"

As soon as Mike opened his eyes, he saw a pig, yes, a pig that was not too small, pulling a piglet and putting pants on it.

A pig in pants? !

It's just ruining the three views, okay?

But such a dream, he could not wake up until he fell asleep here.

I really don't understand why this happens?

Mike is a mixed-race boy with good looks and a normal IQ. After finishing college, he was lucky enough to find a decent job. He goes to and from work like all ordinary people. As a nerd, his life is really It’s okay to be monotonous, hang on to penguins, browse blogs, occasionally read gossip news, or just watch new episodes.

When he is free, he will exercise his body, after all, the body is the capital of the revolution.

But why is he like this, having such strange dreams?

"Mike! Don't sit in a daze!"

Before Mike could react, a piece of toast was stuffed into his mouth, which was quite delicious... He couldn't help but chewed it a few times before he finished it. With longing eyes, Mike got another piece of toast, plus a glass of milk.

A pig drinking milk... always feels weird.

Never mind, he's just dreaming anyway...

After eating and drinking enough, he was like a piglet who was driven out of the breeding shed, and went to school with an unknown number of piglets.

Together with at least twenty or so little pigs, one can imagine how tragic the scene was, and Mike was going crazy.

Just like going to school abroad as seen on TV, Mike and the piggies got on the school bus, and then picked up the students along the way, and finally Mike was numb.

He was holding a fish tank in his hand, and the two small fish in it were his classmates.

The fish who went to peat is a classmate!

Mike has despaired of himself, can he dream of something normal?

It’s okay to dream that you become a pig as soon as you open your eyes, but there are about twenty pigs in the same dream, twittering, why aren’t you a sparrow?

I thought I could be a quiet and handsome male pig when I got to school, but...

Who will tell him why he has a crocodile on his left, a bear on his right, a jaguar in front, and a gorilla in the back?Um?What about safe school life?

Whether it was front, back, left, or right, Mike felt that his life was threatened...

These days, is dreaming so scary?

If there was a glass in the zoo, he wouldn't be afraid, but, it's right next to him, so a man wouldn't be afraid!

No!He is now a pig!

Watching his brothers and sisters wandering carelessly around these carnivorous animals, Mike felt that it was good to be ignorant...

"Okay, students, it's time for class. Listen to the class quietly. If you don't behave well, you know the consequences." A female teacher with a polar bear said to a group of children under the podium with a bewildered smile.

It would be more kind if it didn't show those big white teeth...

"!!" In an instant, Mike's hairs stood on end, his instinct for carnivorous animals was terrifying.

To be honest, he is not a coward, but now, he has become a pig's cub, and he is mentally tortured.

"a long long time ago……"

Mike heard a very scary story. Thousands of years ago, human beings did not follow the historical process to unify the rivers and lakes, and then disappeared miraculously, while the animals were divided into two factions, one was domesticated animals raised by humans Together, the other faction is completely wild, excluding animals domesticated by humans, and building their own animal city.

No matter how you listen to it, it feels very scary.

The world Mike lives in is a world that embraces all animals. There is no distinction between whether humans have been domesticated or not, and all of them are accepted in an inclusive manner.

Obviously every animal can control their instincts very well, in fact, they are all the same except for their appearance.

Same size!He clearly saw the jaguar cub drooling at him just now!

"Mike, you smell really good. (﹃)" swallowed and said.

you go!

You are delicious!Your whole family is delicious! _(:⑧"∠)_

Mike really wants to ask the teacher to change seats, but will he be considered as discriminating against carnivores?

Sorry, he is discriminatory!What a drop!

And let people not let people, ah no, the pig has studied hard, and being stared at and drooling all the time, it really makes people unable to learn!

Mike felt that he was about to be driven crazy by those sights. He opened the book and was shocked. This textbook is at the kindergarten level, right?

In fact, Mike soon discovered that all the lessons were at the kindergarten level, a whole nursery state...

This makes a person with an adult soul, ah no, how can a pig bear it.

Decisively request to skip a level!

That's right, skipping a grade, and he doesn't want to be surrounded by predators drooling at him anymore!

Obviously, skipping a grade is not as simple as Mike thought. First, he had to find his parents.

Then, Rosie appeared, wearing her pink shirt and jeans, and Mike just wanted to say, girl, do you dare to dress up a little bit?

"Hello, I came here as soon as I received the call. Did my Mike do something?" Rossi looked at the principal nervously, like a child who did something wrong, but as a child, she looked a little too big.

"No, of course not. Mike is very smart. The reason we called you is that Mike hopes to take the grade-skipping exam." The lion-shaped headmaster looked at Mike very kindly, and then said to Rossi.

"Wait, skipped a grade?" Rossi didn't realize it all at once, and asked a little confusedly, "Didn't you make a mistake?"

Principal Lion looked at Rossi in surprise, shook his head and said, "A mistake? Of course it wasn't a mistake. Mike is very obedient. I just chatted with Mike. This kid is really smart. As long as you agree, we can give it to you." He does a series of tests."

"I didn't expect... Yes, Mike is very good." Rossi said proudly while touching Mike's little head.

"The important thing is for us to find out, so? Do you agree?" The lion principal was very excited. You must know that there are really not many geniuses in their school, especially those like Piggy Mike who offered to skip a grade. I don't know why. He just believed that this child would be able to do it.

"Of course." Rossi nodded, holding Mike's little hand.

"Great, Mike, let's wait for your skipping exam." Principal Lion said cheerfully to his secretary, "Ms. Mary, bring the exam paper for the skipping exam."

"Okay, Mr. Principal." Secretary Mary walked away with cheerful little steps.

Mike got his wish and got a grade skip, thanks to his mother for making him not stupid, and thanks to his younger brother who is still in high school, because with this kid, he has always had the opportunity to review all kinds of middle school and high school knowledge .

My mother calls it love tutoring. That's right, this kid doesn't like studying and prefers to play basketball, so every time before the exam, I need my brother to come to love tutoring.

Otherwise, he who graduated from university would not remember those things.

He happily skipped a grade to high school, hehe, finally got rid of the stupid low-level carnivore.

It's just that what Mike didn't expect was that after breaking away from the low-level ones, there were also high-level ones...

When night fell, Mike had dinner, washed up with his other 24 pig brothers and sisters, and went back to sleep. As a pig, he fell asleep almost as soon as he touched the pillow, and any insomnia was cured without medicine.

Open his eyes again, very good, he has five fingers on his hand, and he is human again.

Then he wakes up, washes up and eats breakfast. It's no different from usual. The only thing is that he still remembers the dream last night, and even the test papers for skipping grades are the same.

I have to say that the test paper in the dream is much simpler than his brother's test paper.

Mike's brother, who was in high school, was already sitting at the dining table, holding a bowl of porridge that hadn't started yet. His elder brother cut it off and protested dissatisfiedly, "Hey, brother, that's mine."

"Go get another bowl." Mike took a sip arrogantly, and then said provocatively to his brother.

"Mom, brother is being unreasonable again!" Jerry was unhappy, and directly complained to his mother.