[Comprehensive British and American] Run piggy

Mike was about to watch a blockbuster movie, but the phone rang, so he had no choice but to go aside to answer the phone. He had no choice but to answer the number displayed on the phone. He had just answered the call, and the other party had already shouted, [Mike . ] "Hey, Your Highness, what happened to the sudden call?" Mike said in a cheerful tone.

[Don't be so unfamiliar with calling me prince, right?I can't call you if I have nothing to do?You never take the initiative to call me. 】Obviously the man on the other end of the phone was very helpless and accused Mike of being dishonest.

"Because of some accidents, let's talk, what's the matter." Mike would not naively think that the other party called to greet or something. If he remembered correctly, the other party should have just graduated and was sent to the army for training. .

[Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just that I feel that my hair volume is a bit lately...] The other party didn't go around much, but said tactfully.

"Rare?" Mike raised his eyebrows, so the things he gave back then finally have a chance to be used?

[Almost, then I remembered the hair restorer you gave me back then. ] The other party is extremely grateful at this moment, how wise he is, he did not lose the gift from Mike, and he found it.

"It's easy to use. I said it before, and you will thank me." Mike said with the corner of his mouth slightly upturned.

[Yes, after I recently used a hair restorer, I feel that the volume of my hair has been controlled. ] "So, you still want some more hair restorer?" Mike felt that he caught the meaning of the other person's words, didn't he just want hair restorer, otherwise he would call him in such a hurry.

[That's almost what I mean, I just want to ask, can you provide a larger amount? 】The other party said with some embarrassment.

"The amount...is bigger? You mean, your father and your two uncles?" Mike suddenly thought that the other party's baldness is inherited from the family, so the request for a large amount is definitely not for him alone. .

[You also know that our family has gatherings from time to time, because the hair volume has recovered, it was seen by the three glorious men in my family, so...] The other party held back a smile and said.

"No problem, but I'm in the United States now, and it may take a little later to prepare the hair restorer." Mike said, it's just a matter of a few bottles of hair restorer.

This was researched by the way in order to study the formula of the cleaning agent, and the effect was actually quite good. He took the dog at home and did a small experiment.

As for the super thick fur on their dog's tail, the little old man still doesn't know who did it.

[No problem, I'm not in a hurry. ] After receiving Mike's promise, the other party finally breathed a sigh of relief and said cheerfully.

After Mike hung up the phone, he turned around and saw the subdued barricades. He almost knelt down and sang conquering to the elders. Sam was stunned!

It is unscientific for such a big robot to be subdued directly by a dwarf robot without any power to fight back!

"Bumblebee, right?" Mike put away his phone, then stepped forward and said.

Bumblebee is no different from a mute now, and a questioning song came from the player.

"First of all, let me introduce myself. My name is Mike. Burton, from the rotten country. My uncle met you back then. I came to the United States this time mainly for the Autobots." Mike first introduced himself, using expansion Speaker, he didn't want to talk to the Autobots at all.

Bumblebee was very puzzled. He didn't expect humans to remember them. He asked again, this time the sound of the broadcast was changed.

"My grandfather Tan has Alzheimer's disease. I hope to find a way to treat it. Although I don't expect to be cured completely, at least I can alleviate it." Mike immediately expressed his intention to come. Autobots?

Bumblebee has a sluggish face. He has never seen an Autobot suffering from Alzheimer's or something...

The world of Autobots has always been unstable. Many Autobots will not live to die of old age. Dementia has never been heard of.

It didn't look like the human child was lying, so Bumblebee decided to help him.

As for the roadblock, he was more unfortunate, Mike put him directly into the backpack, yes, it was his all-purpose backpack!

Even though the barricade is so big, it only takes up a space when it is stuffed into the backpack, which is not as big as his gold, silver, jewelry and antiques.

Basically, once the barricade is in the backpack, it is completely immobile, almost like a toy.

In fact, there is no need to worry about this guy being suffocated inside, the robot does not live by breathing.

Mike led Bumblebee to his secret base, which is well hidden and is still a private place.

Bumblebee was stunned by Mike's local tyrant. He had been on the earth for many years, so he naturally knew how much it would cost to buy such a large area.

The young man in front of him is a complete scumbag...

What's even worse is inside. When the bumblebee sees a huge house, of course, in the eyes of the bumblebee, it is a normal house, but in the eyes of humans, it is not. It not only has rooms, tables and chairs, but also There are beds.

"Isn't it great, I made this according to the elder's request." Mike said that only robots understand robots.

Because the elder is a robot, he has an absolute right to speak.

"The human world is very dangerous. Even if you are taller than us, humans are still very strong, so I built this place, which can be used as a temporary base for you." Mike gave the other party science very seriously, hoping that the other party would not underestimate human beings. Otherwise, you will die miserably.

"Why~why~" Bumblebee's small speaker continued to play music cheerfully.

"Of course it's for my Grandpa Tank and my uncle's dream." Mike looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, but unfortunately the height difference, even if Bumblebee is the shortest of their Autobots, it is much taller than Mike, so, Mike's At a 45-degree angle, Bumblebee is at most absolutely Mike looking at him.

Finally, after talking with Bumblebee, the two sides decided to wait for their boss to come.

Autobots, Optimus Prime!

That night, Bumblebee came back with one ticket of Autobots, which was extremely efficient.

"Entering here, all communication devices passing through that door will be disabled. This is to prevent eavesdropping and the like." Mike first told the other party the rules here, that is, when passing through electromagnetic waves, any Autobots, There is no way to maintain the shape of their car, even if the Decepticons come, the result is the same.

It's not impossible to contact the outside world, but you can only use the contact method of the base, otherwise you should give up.

"Mike, you are very thoughtful." Optimus Prime's attitude towards Mike is very friendly, especially when he knows that all that Mike has done is in exchange for an ambulance to help humans rescue an Autobot.

"Yes, I also have something to give to you, but I hope your medical staff can go to the corrupt country with me." Mike said quickly, this is called striking while the iron is hot.

"Go to the rotten country?" The only thing Optimus Prime didn't expect was that Mike was not from the United States, and the alien brother didn't seem to have much research on accents.

"Yes, my Grandpa Tank's Alzheimer's..." Mike felt helpless when he thought of the terrible Tank, there are tens of thousands of Autobots, only this guy has Alzheimer's!

"I can go with you." The ambulance volunteered, with such a kind human being in his heart.

"Thank you so much, then this is for you, Optimus Prime." Mike thought for a while, and still sent out the hot potato. Don't even think about finding it, anyway, give Optimus Prime and the others some more initiative.

"This is?" Optimus Prime stretched out his huge hand, looking at the small glasses case in his palm, he probably looked dazed at the moment, but luckily the robot's face couldn't be seen clearly.

"I've studied it, and it's a map of Tinder." Mike said lightly, dropping the words that were comparable to nuclear bombs.

"What?!" All the Autobots present were startled. How much surprise can this young human give them?

"Aren't these the glasses of my grandpa Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng?" Sam asked in surprise.

That's right, the goods haven't been sent back yet...

"That's right, it's actually the Tinder map that the Autobots are looking for. I've given you the stuff, and how to use it is up to you." Mike said that he had already handed over the initiative, and what will happen in the end depends on It's up to them.

Mike received the ambulance and went home in a private jet very happily. Their family has a fixed flight route, and the little old man should miss him after being out for so long.

By the way, he also took a photo with Optimus Prime and the others. When he went back, he envied the little old man, and he felt happy just thinking about it.

"This is my Grandpa Tank. Nine years ago, he was still very sober." Mike led the ambulance to find their tank. Looking at the well-maintained tank, Mike said worriedly.

"Let me check it out." The ambulance nodded and took a step forward with his tools.

As a result, the ambulance's hand just touched the tank, and the tank resisted very much, "Let me go! Hooligan!"

Hearing what Tan Tan said, whether it was Mike who invited the ambulance, or the elder steward who was on the side, it was embarrassing and embarrassing, Tan Tan, you are too shameful!

Fortunately, the ambulance didn't say anything, and pressed the tank and said loudly, "Shut up, even if you're playing hooligans, I won't play tricks on you."

"..." Is this dialogue really all right?

Mike began to have deep doubts about the reliability of this Autobot.

"I've checked it, and the problem is not serious. It's mainly because of brain problems." After some tossing, the ambulance let the tank go and came to Mike, explaining the condition of the tank.

"What's the problem?" Mike's face was serious, and he was afraid that it might be a difficult problem. After all, there was something wrong with his brain.

"One of the lines is aging, just replace it with a new one." The ambulance said relaxedly.

"Thank you very much, Mr. Ambulance." When Mike heard it, he thought in a black line, the problem of the Autobot is really simple to fix, but I am still very grateful to the ambulance. If there is no him, the problem of the tank is probably the problem. It's only going to get worse.

In the end, the tank can only be dismantled. After all, the tank's brain is not good, and the body is still fine. Who can stop it?

"You're welcome. If it weren't for your help, we might not be able to find any clues to Tinder." The ambulance shook his head. He is not an autobot who knows what to do. "There is also a base for us to settle down."

Soon the ambulance operated on the tank and changed the route, but after the operation, Tank looked at the ceiling in a daze, "Where am I?"

"Grandpa Tank!" Mike shouted happily. You must know that in the past few years in the Rotten Kingdom, the tank he played the most, and the relationship is also the best.

"Scary! Who are you? I'm still so young, how can I be a grandpa." Tank shrank his body in shock. This kind of action can still be seen by ordinary people, but it's just eye-catching for this tall robot.

"Mr. Ambulance, what's going on?" Mike looked at the ambulance in bewilderment and asked for help.

"Eh..." The ambulance finally recovered from its bewildered state, and said doubtfully, "Could it be that the route was changed and all the memories with signs of dementia were lost?"

"Isn't it? Can you get it back?" Mike asked with an expectant expression.

"Should, can't." The ambulance shook his head seriously, expressing that it was difficult, and he could only say that the tank is a weird thing.

"Well, it's better than getting Alzheimer's." Mike quickly accepted the reality that he would have to thank the gods for being able to cure Alzheimer's, and the request should not be too high.

"Indeed." The ambulance thinks that Mike is really a good person.

"Hey, Elder, why do your parts look old?" The cheapest tank looked at the Elder cheerfully, and said sarcastically.

"Nonsense! I take care of it every day. It doesn't look like a certain brain circuit has burned out and got Alzheimer's." The elder gave Tank a sideways look and said with a cold snort.

"Who has dementia!" Well, this guy doesn't remember having dementia at all.

"Whoever talks to him, that's who he is." The elder was also a little irritable, and he was not a calm robot in the first place.

"You want to fight, don't you?" Tank said to the elder, waving his fists.

"Come on!" Heh, if he refuses to challenge, his elder's name will be written upside down!

"Hehe, don't mind, they were just kidding." Mike said that the two guys are too embarrassing, and there are outsiders.

Mike only felt that something flew past his side face about a centimeter or two away, and then made a loud "Boom!"

At this moment, time seems to stand still...

"You two bastards are looking for death, aren't you!" Mike rolled up his sleeves and was about to go up and beat the two guys to death!

"Master Mike, I was wrong!" The elder quickly admitted his mistake very wisely. He almost killed the only heir of the Burton family! ! ! !

"Tank faces the wall and thinks about it!" Mike ordered with a dark face.

"No..." Apparently, Tank, who had been cured of dementia, was not as easy to fool as before.

"No?!" Mike turned his head and raised his voice in disbelief.

"You, who are you... I'm not going to face the wall." Tank looked at the human in front of him with a guilty conscience, always thinking that he should know him, and he almost hurt him just now.

"Mr. Ambulance, I'm sorry to trouble you." Mike smiled viciously. He knew that the ambulance had plenty of ways to deal with this thing.

"No problem." The ambulance felt that all this happened had something to do with him. It was his fault that he cured a certain tank's dementia, but it didn't cure this guy's brain!

"Help!" The poor tank was dragged away alive by the ambulance.

"Give him a good brain check!" Mike shouted from behind.

"No problem." The ambulance reached out and gave Mike an OK gesture without looking back.

"Despicable!" With the scream of the tank, the ambulance dragged the tank farther and farther.

"How is it? Has the tank been repaired?" The little old man ran out when he heard the movement, "Did you hear some explosion just now?"

"Alzheimer's disease has been cured, but... a new problem came up again. He almost killed me just now." Mike said helplessly.

"What?!" The little old man looked terrified.

"When the tank was fighting with me, the barrel of the tank accidentally aged, and the shell flew out." The elder hurried out to admit his mistake.

"That's right, it just flew over my cheek, just a little bit, grandpa, you won't be able to see your lovely grandson." Mike is still very angry now, even though he won't die in the game , the big deal is to change another identity and come back, but!Still upset!

"Where's the tank now?" the little old man asked speechlessly.

"Taken away by Mr. Ambulance, go check again." Mike said, pointing to the direction where the ambulance took away the tank.

"Well, you'd better prepare the hair restorer first, I'm going to be annoyed by that kid." The little old man doesn't care about the tank, anyway, the ambulance won't do anything to the tank, so it's better to solve other things now important.

"Hey, he's here to see you?" Mike remembered his friend's phone call, Xiao Mian couldn't wait.

"If it's that kid, forget it. It's his uncle. He has been bald for so many years, so he still cares about it for a while?" The little old man said angrily.

"Not to mention, genetic baldness is terrible. Grandpa doesn't have this gene in our family, right?" Mike asked worriedly.

"Not really." The little old man said with trepidation while touching his thick hair.

"Wait, Grandpa, I remember that when you seemed to be in your fifties, there was already a reflection on your head." Mike glanced at the little old man suspiciously.

"Hmph, I have used the hair restorer you gave me back then, and now the prince envies my thick hair." The little old man said proudly.

"learn."

Peat, according to this way, he can use the hair restorer to make money, but Mike still applied for a patent first, regardless of whether he sells it for money, the patent must be in his own hands.

Mike boiled a large vat of hair growth agent in one go, and then used the most high-end crystal bottles, each bottle was [-]% full, yes, he is so stingy.

There was a row of hair restorers in front of him, and he felt that his friend's genes were really terrible. Fortunately, he had a good grade in potions and studied the improvement of hair restorers with Oluos.

That's all it takes to sing Hallelujah to Orlos, the benefit of chemistry geniuses, and that's it.

Mike packed all these hair restorers, put them in a box, and drove out to meet his friends.

"That's great Mike, you are really my good brother." When William saw Mike's appearance, he hurried forward to hug him and said.

"Come to such a hidden place, I don't know, I thought we were here for a tryst." Mike glanced at the surrounding environment speechlessly, it really looks like he's here for something.

"No, I've been secretly photographed all the time recently, which is very annoying." William said with a smile. "And you didn't say it yourself, so keep a low profile."

"It seems that the hair restorer works well." Mike said, looking at the top of the other's hair with great interest.

"Yes, because of the good effect, my two uncles are about to go crazy. God knows I'm still in training." William said helplessly.

"I heard, my grandpa said that he went to harass him too." Mike said thinking of his little old man.

"Sir Burton has worked hard."

"What's the hard work for him? He still has to leave a bottle of hair tonic." Mike couldn't help but rolled his eyes and said, his little old man would only intercept the fruits of other people's labor.