[Comprehensive British and American] Run piggy

"Cousin, I almost thought you were going to be Sleeping Beauty." Mike gave Steve a big smile and said with a smirk.

"Mike, I'm a man." Steve looked at Mike and said helplessly.

"Male Sleeping Beauty is also possible." Mike said serious nonsense, anyway, he didn't think Steve could talk to him better, but he has helpers.

"That's right, Steve, your eyelashes are really bad." Bucky received the signal from his comrades, nodded, and said seriously.

"Bucky?" Steve said in surprise. He had been observing this man with a strange face just now, and he always felt that this man gave him an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

"Yes, otherwise, do you think there are better gay friends than me in this world?" Bucky said helplessly. Although he is more handsome than before, he still feels that it is not easy to be recognized by old friends. heart block.

Seeing Bucky admit it, Steve couldn't help but ask with wide eyes, "What's wrong with your face?"

"Uh, you ask him." Bucky didn't want to answer this embarrassing question directly, so he threw it to Mike and said.

"Well, because of his second development, he became handsome." Mike opened his mouth and couldn't help talking nonsense.

"..." Steve and Bucky looked at Mike at the same time, and said in unison, "Mike..."

Who would believe this!ah!

Who the hell is this secondary development?

Of course, Bucky has indeed developed twice, and it is not entirely a lie.

"Well, Bucky got into some trouble when he was young, so I helped him fix his appearance, look, my craftsmanship is not good." Mike had to say honestly, and praised himself by the way.

"Did you get into trouble?" Steve asked curiously, turning his head to look at Bucky.

"Hehe, it's not a big deal to just kill some famous people." Mike didn't know what to say, although Bucky didn't remember how many people he killed, it is said that most of them were famous people.

This is the real reason why Mike gave Bucky plastic surgery. It would be embarrassing if Bucky was recognized when he went out with his original face.

"Oh, so that's the case, Bucky, as long as you're fine." Steve didn't care who Bucky had killed. For Bucky who fell to the bottom of the cliff in front of him, Steve felt that he owed him , if he could have caught it at that time, perhaps those unpleasant things would not have happened, but now, as long as Bucky is still alive, he is already blessed by God.

"If Mike hadn't found me, I don't know which freezer I'm staying in now." Bucky couldn't help but sneer.

"Freezer? I think...you should explain it to me." Steve asked curiously about Bucky's experience.

"Okay, man, how long do you think you slept?" Mike asked directly without going around the corner.

"How many days?" Steve felt the strength of his muscles and asked suspiciously. He didn't think he had slept for a long time, at least his muscles told him that it would not exceed a week, otherwise his limbs should be weak.

"How many days?" Mike gave the other party an exaggerated smile, and then asked again, "Dear sweetheart, how many years do you think it is now?"

"Couldn't it be four or five years?" Steve had an ominous premonition, he hesitated for a moment, and then said.

"It's [-] now." Bucky said from the side to explain his confusion.

"So, you want to tell me that I slept for 50 years?" Steve's first reaction was that Mike was joking, "Stop it, this is not funny at all, how is this possible."

"How is it impossible?" Mike asked innocently.

"After 50 years, this is still like this?" Steve pointed to the surrounding environment which has not changed from 50 years ago.

"It turns out that you doubt this, so let me show you the high-tech products." Mike snapped his fingers, and then a miraculous moment happened. The appearance and patterns of the walls all reveal the popular elements of the current era. The wall was originally empty, and there is an extra TV, which is playing popular TV dramas.

The windows, and everything else, had changed, as if what they had seen before was an illusion.

"This..." Steve felt that the world could no longer be better.

"Do you recognize this guy?" Mike took out the family photo of Howard's family and asked Steve.

"Howard's father?" Steve couldn't help asking suspiciously when he saw the somewhat familiar face in the middle.

"No, this is Howard himself. If he hears it, he will probably want to beat you to death. Of course, he can't beat you." Mike laughed out loud without hesitation. If he could really want to record it for Howard to see, What did his favorite American captain say, "I believe you will see him tomorrow. He took his wife and children to travel around the world."

"Howard got married and had a baby?" Steve was shocked. It's no wonder he was surprised. It's because the image of Howard as a playboy is too deep in his heart.

"Yeah, there's more than one. The two sons are very similar to him. Unexpectedly, the quality of children born by the elderly is not bad." Mike said lazily.

"What about the two of you?" Steve looked at Mike expectantly. After all, after sleeping for 50 years, he felt like he could see his cute grandnephew?

"Please don't mention the sad things, I'm still single." Mike ruthlessly and coldly shattered the dream of Steve's cute grandnephew.

"So, the girl in [-], blind?" Steve looked at Mike in puzzlement and blurted out. In his opinion, his cousin is already above the standard. Even Howard has found a wife. Why? Can't find Mike?

"What nonsense to tell the truth, sir, I am already so handsome that ordinary people don't like it anymore." Mike said no, his expression was eager for Steve to say a few more words, who made Steve, an honest man, he It must be true.

"Actually, it's just this guy who doesn't like it." Bucky said silently from the side.

"How good are you? You were known as a playboy in Brooklyn back then, but in the end, you are a bachelor like me now." Mike said immediately, exposing the scars of his old friend.

"I call it "Correction." Bucky said coldly.

"Don't make excuses for your bachelor, it's in vain for me to make your face so handsome." Mike retorted with a cold snort.

"No, I'm handsome because I have a good background." Bucky didn't admit it at all, and said narcissistically.

"Are you wanting face?!" Mike looked at Bucky in shock, and what he said ruthlessly was this guy!

"Let me say, you two, can you talk properly? I have a temper if I quarrel if I disagree." Steve was not happy, and finally woke up, and he was attacked by his brother and good friends .

"Okay, okay, when you fell into the sea, you froze in seconds. Until recently, when you were discovered, you were packed back to S.H.I.E.L.D.," Mike said, raising his hand in surrender.

"SHIELD?" Steve asked suspiciously when he heard the strange name.

"The Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency, referred to as S.H.I.E.L.D., I am the director." Mike said not too happily.

"Unexpectedly, the little brother at the beginning has become the director now." Steve couldn't help but sighed and said, he was really happy for his brother.

"Please respect my profession, thank you, sweetheart of the United States!" Mike gritted his teeth unceremoniously.

"You still don't respect my gender, you said you're not a sweetheart." Steve immediately snapped back, this is how they got along back then.

"Where is it not?" Mike asked, raising his eyebrows, and glanced at Steve.

"Nowhere!" Steve said angrily.

"Aren't you blond? Are you blue eyes? Are your breasts big? Are your legs long? Are your butts up?" Mike casually asked a few questions that Steve couldn't refute.

"The boobs are really big." Bucky on the side still added insult to injury, nodded and said in affirmation.

"Isn't it blue eyes?" Steve finally grabbed a breakthrough and said, "I obviously have blue-green eyes."

"Isn't it also stained with green?" Mike crushed the other party ruthlessly and said, "Don't care about these details, anyway, you are mine now."

"What?" Steve asked in a daze.

"You, a veteran of more than [-] years, still want to continue working in the army? I have already applied for retirement for you, and then transferred the file to S.H.I.E.L.D. From now on, we will be logistics." Mike said happily, "So, Not mine yet? To say you are a sweetheart is a sweetheart!"

I was upset with that earlier, asking the team leader to work without signing a labor contract is simply too much!

"Okay, you won." Steve thought about it too, he couldn't continue to serve in the army, could he?

"As my own brother, can you still help me?" Mike happily hooked Steve's shoulder and said.

Steve ignored this guy, turned his head and asked Bucky beside him, "Bucky, why don't you tell me about the current situation."

"Hmph, you know I'm reliable." Bucky said with a half-smile.

"Yes, you will always be my most reliable comrade-in-arms." Although Steve is not used to seeing Bucky's handsome face, this does not prevent him from trusting Bucky.

"Hey, you're still receiving my salary, so I'm really okay?" Mike couldn't believe it, Bucky, are you human? !

"It's okay, I've saved enough for retirement." Bucky replied with a rotten smirk.

"Enough to buy your top-quality plums?" Mike couldn't help but complained.

"Yeah, I bought a super big plum orchard." Bucky answered seriously, his lifelong dream.

"When did you buy it secretly?" Mike was speechless. He is probably the only one who loves plums to this extent.

"When I was on a mission last time." Bucky didn't hide it, so he said it generously, anyway, he bought it all.

"No wonder you worked so hard on missions before!" Mike said angrily.

"I also want to retire." Bucky said cheerfully.

"Is planting plums called old age?" Mike couldn't help admonishing Steve, "Brother, don't be like this old man who loves plums."

As a result, at this moment, the door was pushed open, and an old man ran in, shouting at Steve, "Captain!"

"Howard?" By the way, Mike had seen the photo before, and Steve barely recognized the person. There was no way, his brother and good friend were quite young, and suddenly an old man appeared, always letting him People dare not admit it.

"It's me, it's me, I didn't expect that I would see you one day." Howard said excitedly, "I have always believed that you are not dead!"

"Bah, you don't believe me when I say my brother is not dead." Mike deeply despised Howard's afterthought.

"I really didn't expect to be frozen in the ice all the time." After Howard sighed, he asked his two sons to come forward, "Arnold and Tony, come and call Uncle Steve."

"These two are..." Steve looked at the two handsome young men behind Howard and asked, in fact, he almost guessed it.

"My two sons who are not angry, the eldest son Arnold is 26 years old, and the younger son Tony is 25 years old." Howard said proudly.

"It seems that I have slept for a long time. Your son is already this old." Steve sighed sincerely after seeing Howard's child.

"If he got married earlier, his grandson would run away." Mike complained from the side.

"Hey, I have a son anyway, you don't even have a hair." Howard didn't even bother to give Mike a look of contempt.

"What? Are you ashamed to talk about me? I brought up your son. Those who don't know think it's my son." Mike's eyes widened and he turned back angrily.

"Fuck off, this looks like my kind, go away with blonde hair and blue eyes." Howard was not happy, and said with a jump.

"You two, you two are almost two hundred years old together, what's the arguing?" Tony said speechlessly from the side.

"Who, who is two hundred years old with him?! The two of us are only 150 years old together!" Howard and Mike roared back in unison, as if they had been ignited.

"Is this the point..." The corner of Tony's mouth twitched, as if he had stabbed a hornet's nest.

"The point is, how young I look, compare me to an old man, huh?" Mike narrowed his eyes and said to Tony.

"Didn't you still want to recognize me as your son just now?" Tony was also helpless to this uncle who turned his face faster than a book, but fortunately he got used to it after so many years.

"Please, let's go out, no matter how you look at me, I look more like a younger brother." MacDeser said.

"Yes, you are young here, the youngest Director of S.H.I.E.L.D." Howard said with a smirk.

This obviously reminded Mike of bad memories, and he said to Howard with a dark face, "Get out, if it wasn't for your kid, I would have taken over your mess?"

"Aren't you the only one left who can be trusted?" Howard pulled Steve and complained bitterly, "Steve, you don't know, at that time our S.H.I.E.L.D. If you don’t want to do anything, S.H.I.E.L.D. will be abolished.”

"If it weren't for my uncle's ability, your S.H.I.E.L.D. bureau would have been taken over by Hydra long ago." Mike had already seen through this technical nerd.

"Isn't it just that you are amazing, Mr. Mike?" Howard also knew his weaknesses, and more importantly, he had too many things to do, and he really couldn't take care of them. You have to come, sir."

Weakness is that without Mike, it's really hard to say what will happen. At least he can be sure that S.H.I.E.L.D. is definitely not as clean as it is now.

"Hmph." Mike accepted the other party's compliment without any hesitation, which he deserved.

Before Steve recovered, Mike directly sent Steve to his manor to recuperate for a period of time. Bucky also happily proposed to accompany Steve, and Mike gave this guy a hard look. See sex and forget friends!

In order to help Steve adapt to the missing 50 years as soon as possible, Mike prepared a lot of high technology for Steve to adapt gradually.

As for who will teach him, of course it is Bucky, who is also an elderly person. Anyway, he will help Steve spontaneously if he doesn't talk about it.

In order to take care of the two elderly people, Mike asked the elders to follow him to the country manor.

It is said that this is a manor, but in fact...

It's a private park in New York City. It occupies a large area. If it was the current Mike, he would definitely not be able to buy it.

But who is Mike, he made a lot of money early on, and bought a huge piece of land just after the war ended. All kinds of rare trees, built a beautiful house in the center, and opened up a vegetable field on the side. Unlike those pretending to be elegant, he thinks that growing flowers is worse than growing vegetables.

Of course, there are still some flowers growing in front of the house, which are all taken care of by the elders.

There is Mike's real home, and now he lives in a temporary residence for the convenience of his work. Although he lives four days a week, he will go home the rest of the time.

So as soon as Friday came, Mike couldn't wait to go home, and saw the two guys in his family, who were grilling, and their faces were full of greasy food.

"Mike is back, it's just right, it's just baked." Bucky said cheerfully to Mike, holding up the grilled wings.

"Eat so greasy, be careful of the three highs." In the eyes of Mike Siyu, it was too shameful. He worked hard, but these guys had a happy barbecue at home?

"Will super fighters also get three highs?" Bucky looked at Mike innocently, and said with a very obedient expression on his face.

"Uncle Mike, you came back very early today." Tony rolled up his sleeves at this time, and was grilling meat. There was no way, he was the youngest among the people present, and he was the easiest to bully.

If you meet his father, you might be able to get angry, but if you meet his brother, you can't. His brother A Nuo is like a human fire extinguisher.

"Why are you here?" Mike took off his suit jacket and threw it away. The elder had already appeared in seconds and caught the jacket without a single wrinkle. He said casually, "The Stark Corporation has closed down?"

"Bah bah, my company is doing well." Tony replied with an ugly face, what kind of uncle would want his nephew's company to go bankrupt?Probably the one in front of him!

"A president can be so idle, I'm really worried about your employees." Mike picked out a bunch of meat skewers and ate them.

"Don't worry, they're fine." Tony said through gritted teeth.

"That's good, have a skewer, it tastes good." Mike directly stuffed the meat skewer into Tony's mouth, let him bite off a piece of meat, and then continued to eat.

It seems that Tony is not well. He is 25 years old, and he is not five years old. How can he eat the food on the same stick...

Mike didn't think there was anything wrong. When he took Tony with him, he always liked to eat delicious food, so he shared it with Tony. This good habit has been maintained until now.

Seeing that Mike didn't respond, Tony also felt that he seemed to be making a big fuss. Maybe he cared too much, so he felt that there was something wrong.

Before Tony finished tangling, Mike had already gone to Arnold's side. Don't look at Arnold who has been lying on the bed for many years. Arnold took the spoon.

Maria seldom has the opportunity to display her cooking skills. Howard said, let this opportunity continue to be so rare...

Anyway, apart from Howard, no one has eaten the dishes made by Maria. Arnold lived in a nursing home because of his poor health since he was a child. Tony was brought up by Mike, so he ate all the meals made by Mike.