[Comprehensive British and American] Run piggy

"You two..." Howard and Tony were tired from arguing, and when they turned around and saw the two guys eating like this, they couldn't help but said with a dark face.

"Do you want to eat?" Mike asked with a smile as he took out a pack of unopened honey-roasted peanuts.

"..." Howard and Tony kept a rare tacit silence, and then stretched out their hands at the same time and said, "Yes!"

"Mike, you are so uninterested, you actually followed this brat to hide it from me." Howard took a sip of a bag of roasted peanuts with honey, and was immediately overwhelmed by the taste, complaining as he gnawed.

"This...you don't need to beat drums and drums for things like falling in love?" Mike said hesitantly.

"You can't hide that from me. I'm not an unenlightened father." Howard couldn't help but complained, and he didn't know where he got that resentful face.

"Are you still open-minded? Who was the one who wanted to beat me up as soon as I came up?" Tony listened to him, and immediately stopped doing it. One face to Mike, another face to him, differential treatment!

"Who told you to kiss Mike, you don't know how to respect the old and the virtuous." Howard blurted out without thinking.

"Wait, who are you saying is old?" Mike was not happy, what did he say, the uncle is always 20 years old, okay?

"No, I didn't say anything. You must be hallucinating." Howard quickly changed his words, fearing that he would offend Mike, so he quit.

"I don't have dementia yet!" Mike said angrily, it's too shameful, just by looking at their faces, it's clear at a glance who is old and who is young!

"It's my dementia, it's me." Howard said with a smile, then turned his head and asked Tony, "Boy, when are you going to get married?"

"I'm only 27, so why worry?" Tony wasn't in a hurry at all. Speaking of which, the two of them have experienced so much in the past, and it's not that they haven't been married before. Marriage is not unusual at all, and it's pretty good now.

"Didn't you just say that love that doesn't presuppose marriage is a hooligan?" Howard glanced at his son with contempt.

"We're premised on getting married, isn't it too early?" Tony poured a handful of peanuts into his mouth, only to feel that the peanuts were crunchy, so delicious!

"If you dare to bully Mike, I will break your dog legs." After all, Howard still defends his friends. After all, he still understands his son's bullish temper.

No!You don't understand anything!

"Stop making trouble, dad, my own man, can I still bully him?" Tony was speechless to his dad, what are you talking about, sowing discord?

"Howard, stop making trouble, who can bully Mike." Bucky couldn't stand it any longer. As Mike's secretary, he saw Mike beat Tony up more than once, and occasionally he would Playing with Tony and bullying Mike?It's good not to be bullied.

"That's right, you underestimate me." Mike rolled his eyes unwillingly. Does he look so weak?It's not that the muscles don't look so obvious.

"Who am I doing this for?" Howard only felt that he was not a human being inside and out. Not only was he despised by his son, but he was also looked down upon by Mike.

"Thank you, my own man, I pamper myself." Mike said with a toothy grin, what he said was domineering.

"..." Howard only felt a [-]-point critical blow in his heart.

"You don't bring this kind of thing, if you disagree, just throw dog food!" Bucky couldn't help protesting, and he talked as soon as he spoke, what's the situation of throwing dog food!

"If you have the ability, go find one." Mike said with a smile.

"If I can find it, can I still eat dog food with you?" Bucky resentfully opened another bag of peanuts, poured them into his mouth and gnawed boldly.

"Steve is such a big one, why are you ignoring him?" Mike only wondered if Bucky had been brainwashed back then, and his mind was so dull.

"What?" Bucky looked at Mike in a daze, the peanut almost fell out of his mouth.

"I always thought you two were like that." Seeing that Bucky was really frightened, Mike asked puzzledly, didn't they have a crush on each other?

"Why do you think so?" Bucky subconsciously chewed the peanuts in his mouth twice and asked in astonishment.

"Isn't it?" Mike and Tony asked in unison.

"No." Bucky said firmly.

"Impossible, the two of you get together when you have nothing to do, and you are inseparable." Mike really can't think of a second reason, who the hell is not a couple who will give the salary card to the other person?

"That's why we have a good relationship." Bucky said expressionlessly.

"Who is so close?" Mike said angrily.

"Aren't you and Tony the same?" Bucky said without thinking.

"What are you talking about? Are he and I very close?" Mike almost rolled his eyes to the ceiling. Are they dating?

"That's right." Bucky was right when he thought about it, it wasn't friendship between these two people.

"In the first place, if you ask me, you two are absolutely idiots in love, so it's only been a few years since you can figure it out." Mike couldn't help but complain.

"Who is an idiot in love? I was the little prince of Brooklyn back then, okay?" Bucky is not happy, this is called slander!

"How many years ago did you have the nerve to bring it up?" Mike attacked with contemptuous eyes. When he was known as the little prince of Brooklyn, World War II hadn't even happened yet.

"Why are you embarrassed." Bucky is not ashamed at all, he is so awesome after being brainwashed by freezing, his skin is thicker than before.

"Look at my elder brother Steve walking out and beckoning countless girls now, okay?" Mike said, with his cousin's body, taking off his clothes, the hormones couldn't stop him, The girl probably passed out.

"He dares!" Bucky's face was expressionless, but his tone was angry. He couldn't imagine what Mike said at all, he just felt so angry!

"Hehe..." Mike sneered at this guy, and he dared to say that he was not a love idiot.

At this time Steve came over and saw that the two were talking, and Howard and his son were busy eating peanuts, so he couldn't help asking, "What are you talking about?"

"Talk to the bottom..." Mike said without hesitation, and then was attacked by Bucky from behind and covered his mouth, "Woo!"

"It's okay, it's okay, what are you doing here?" Bucky asked Steve, covering Mike's mouth.

"I want to tell you about the decoration of our house, and the engineering team came to ask what kind of things they want." Steve looked at the two in puzzlement and said.

"As long as you like it." Bucky reluctantly said, because Mike stretched out his hand and twisted his waist without hesitation, it hurt so bad! ! !

He is facial paralyzed!Not unconscious!

"Okay then, just pretend as we thought before." Steve nodded and went out, although he was still a little surprised what the two were doing.

"No problem." Bucky said happily when he saw Steve go out.

"Let go of my Mike!" At this time, Tony went up to pull people, mainly because the peanuts were finished.

"Bah! Bucky, didn't you wash your hands!" After Mike got his freedom, he glared at Bucky's soul!What a shame!

Bucky said happily, "I just finished eating peanuts, how could I wash my hands, I still want to keep the aftertaste."

"..." Mike was disgusted, "You won..."

"I will think carefully about what you said." Bucky finished speaking without thinking, and he ran away.

"?" Mike looked at Tony in a daze and asked, "What did I say?"

"It's not your son who cares about them." Tony didn't want to care about Bucky's affairs, and these were enough for him to worry about.

"Bah, I can't give birth to such a big son. Besides, you are enough for me to have a headache about my son." Mike said immediately after hearing what Tony said.

"Dad." Tony shouted shamelessly, putting his arms around Mike, completely ignoring his own father who was at the side.

"Hey, is it really okay for you two to do this in front of me?" Howard glared at his son angrily, it's too shameful, his father is still here.

"Why are you still here?" Tony glanced at Howard lazily and said.

Howard just wanted to vomit blood at this moment, is this really his son? !biological? !Or the wrong hug in the hospital!

Wait, his son was born at home, so there is no possibility of making mistakes.

Unfilial son! ! !

Howard only felt chest tightness, is this his son?Is it an enemy?

Heartbroken, luckily he still has a good son, otherwise he would be really mad.

I don't know if it's because Howard has a big heart, but he doesn't care much about his son finding a male wife. The main thing is his attitude towards his son. It's really embarrassing!

Mike was speechless. He knew how funny these guys in his family were, but he didn't expect [-]% to be like this. He was a little guilty when he met Howard before, after all, he abducted his son.

Who would have thought that from being discovered to being resolved, it would be so swift and violent, as if it had nothing to do with him.

Going back to sleep with a dazed face, forget it, don't think about it, there are still many things to do tomorrow.

In fact, as Mike said, building a city is not so easy. The mutant school has not been built yet, and the children have not yet been picked up. In the entire mutant city, there are only four cubs.

These little guys are really a headache. Everything else is fine. Kuaiyin runs fast enough to break through the thunderstorm area. As for the small coal ball, it is even better. He can teleport, as long as Remember the coordinates here, take him back to Stark's island, and he will be back by himself in minutes.

Don't worry about anything else, Little Briquette is still very good, but I'm afraid, those brats encourage Little Briquette to do bad things, Mike firmly doesn't think his family Wanda is a bad boy.

It must have been spoiled by other children!He firmly believes!

The construction in the game is in full swing, Mike played the game, there is no way, mom is going to have a birthday, and their dad’s birthday can be ignored, anyway, dad didn’t have many birthdays when he was young, mom is different, How could the mother who had given birth to them so hard not pass her birthday.

The two sons are naturally filial and ready to cook a good meal at home to reward their hardworking mother.

"Son." My mother has been relatively free recently, and finally found a chance to have a heart-to-heart talk with her son.

"What?" Mike had a bad premonition when he saw his mother laughing so wickedly.

"Have you fallen in love recently?" My mother went straight to the point and never beat around the bush.

"Uh, why do you ask that?" Mike asked with a question mark on his face, is he so obvious?

"It looks very different from before. This is a feeling that only my own mother can feel." My mother said with a smile.

"..." He said it as if his father wasn't his own father, and obviously his father didn't see it.

Looking at Mike's expression, my mother knew what he was thinking, and said directly. "Your father is stupid. It was a miracle that he caught up with me back then."

"Wait, Mom, didn't you say that you were looking at my father's face back then?" Mike felt that this was a bit wrong.

"It's part of the reason."

It was only then that Mike knew that his father and mother belonged to mutual flirting. His father, a foreigner, fell in love with his mother, and then thought about how to chase after him, but he didn't know that he fell in love with his father first, but it was his mother!

The so-called love at first sight of the old man was completely arranged by his mother.

In this way, he has a foreigner's father, but unfortunately his genes are not strong enough, and he still has an oriental face. Only in the game, he has the appearance of a foreigner with blonde hair and blue eyes.

I don't know if it's intentional by the system, or why the outside of the game is obviously black-haired and Asian, and the appearance doesn't change much, only the color of hair and eyes.

"Since you're already in a relationship, let's take it home and have a look." The mother said happily, her son finally became enlightened, and she thought it would be too difficult for her son to be a bachelor for the rest of his life.

"I..." Mike didn't know how to say this to his mother, after all, his lover was special.

"What? The partner is ugly?" Seeing Mike's tangled expression, my mother couldn't help asking.

"No, he looks pretty good." Mike shook his head. In terms of appearance, there is nothing wrong with Sean's face.

"That's fine. I'll bring it back on my birthday. The ugly daughter-in-law still needs to see her in-laws. I remember you've been talking about it for a long time." The daughter-in-law is ugly, if she dislikes it, the son will be very sad.

I'm not afraid that you won't be able to accept it!

Mike was melancholy, his mother found out that he was in a relationship, and asked to take it home, so he couldn't let Sean come to his house in a dress, could he?

No, I don't want it anymore, just thinking about it, I feel that the picture is so beautiful that my eyes are about to go blind.

Letting Sean of that height and physique wear women's clothing is simply...

I don't know if it's affected by the game, but Sean's figure is getting better and better, and his chest is also evolving towards C. Mike is still very satisfied with this.

Although it can't be attacked, at least some benefits should be given.

"What are you worried about?" Seeing that his lover had been distracted, Sean asked with his hand on someone's shoulder.

"How can Choi bring you home for dinner?" Mike said casually when he was distracted.

"Going to your house for dinner?!" Sean was startled. He couldn't get Mike to talk about it before, so why did he come to eat?

"Hey, did I tell you?" Mike asked suspiciously when he came back from his sober state.

"You said it!" Sean was afraid that Mike would repent, so he took Mike's hand and said seriously.

"Well, my mother found out that I'm in a relationship..." Mike said with a bit of pain when he talked about the original meal.

"So?" Sean simply smiled, mother-in-law is doing great!

"She asked me to take my partner home for dinner..." Mike looked Sean up and down. Recently, this guy has grown a little taller. He is obviously older than him, but he can still grow taller. This is unscientific!

"Is there any problem?" Sean looked at his lover's disgusting little eyes, and couldn't help but look down at his clothes today. There is nothing wrong with it.

"The gender of the question is wrong. My mother thought I was in love with a girl. Who would have thought it was such a tough guy like you." Mike almost sighed. Who would have thought that he had been single for so many years and fell on this guy.

"What? Do you still want to return the product?" Sean said fiercely.

"No, why would I return the product? If I'm satisfied with you, it's okay." Mike really wanted to return the product, but he was still very satisfied in the couple's life.

"That must be." Sean immediately became proud.

In the end, Mike still decided to take the fascinated and confident Sean home for dinner. After all, it was his mother's request. If he was not satisfied, there was nothing he could do. Who made him like this product.

To be honest, I really have nothing to be dissatisfied with about Sean. Except for entering the kitchen, everything else is a decathlon existence. Recently, I almost failed to build a robot.

Mike is also tired. As a genuine player, he entered the game and learned everything. This guy is just a BUG. He actually brought out everything he learned in the game. He is simply not human!

You can't report with your real name, nonsense, report your boyfriend, is your brain sick?

And who knows what the consequences of reporting will be, what if he hurts his head, and his happiness for the rest of his life will be gone.

It's just that there are still some worries in it. After all, I don't know if it's safe to enter the game like this. Sean has almost no memory of entering the game.

Mom's birthday is coming soon, Sean prepared a carload of gifts, Mike's expression is like this, (っ°Д°;)っThis is too exaggerated, right?

Anyway, there are quite a few gifts for dad, mom, and his stupid brother. Each person has at least three gifts, and mom has the most.

"I really don't need to buy so much..." Mike said very weakly, because he was powerless to stop someone's shopaholic behavior before.

"It's the first time I come to the door, I want to buy it, I checked the customs." Xiao En said happily, it's money, we have plenty, so be careful when you come to the door for the first time.

Temiao went to check Du Niang on this?

Mike has a way to buy it, so he can only help Sean carry things. After all, it can fit in the car, and he only has a pair of fingers.

Because he was holding something in his hand, he couldn't open the door with the key, so Mike raised his arm and rang the doorbell.

Someone came to open the door soon, and Mike saw the face of his stupid brother, "Hurry up and help get something."

"Brother, are you going to rob the mall?" Jerry looked at his elder brother with a confused expression. Isn't this too much?

"Go and try to rob one, don't talk nonsense, take it." Mike said angrily, and handed over the gift.

"Wait, where's my sister-in-law?" Jerry realized what he came to open the door for, and asked quickly.

"Hi, my name is Sean, and I'm your brother's lover." Sean's handsome mixed-race face emerged from behind the gift, greeting his brother-in-law happily.

"..." Jerry was silent for two seconds, and then called out loudly, "Mom!!!!"

"..." Mike and Sean fell silent for an instant...

"What are you doing? The one blocking the door, what are you holding in your hand?" The mother ran out quickly when she heard the cry of the younger son, not very happy with the behavior of the younger son blocking the door.

"Mom...brother found you a son-in-law..." Jerry said tremblingly, pointing at the door.

"What's going on here?" Seeing the pile of presents, the mother asked with some doubts. As for the son and daughter-in-law, let her son explain it first.

After all, to sentence a person without an explanation is a lynching, which is unacceptable.

Compared with Jerry, my mother believed in Mike more, who made Mike never have a bad record since he was a child.

It's just that she didn't expect that the well-behaved and sensible eldest son could break all the records at once.